This newsgroup is depressing
Gr8-Scott
Dan Kauffman
I dunno. Maybe it's just me, but personally, e-wrestling _IS_ my anger
management.
Duh.
- Dan Kauffman
Brendan Fucking Horton
>
Shut the fuck up and take your business elsewhere, motherfucker.
- Brendan Horton ... angry, kinda
Goatface
Anga management?
Youse suggest anga management?
I gots ya anga management right here, Pally.
::shoves a model of the Eiffel Tower up Scott's ass pointy side first::
Gr8-Scott
Brendan Fucking Horton <big...@aol.comeBlowMe> wrote in message
news:20020828125926...@mb-fq.aol.com...
> >I suggest everyone attends anger management courses...
> >
>
> Shut the fuck up and take your business elsewhere, motherfucker.
>
> - Brendan Horton ... angry, kinda
Haha and you wonder why that Rosendorf feller started on you......
...."motherfucker"
Nick LoPiccolo
Yes, tell us why?
Nick
- Seeks enlightenment.
Gr8-Scott
Nick LoPiccolo <lop...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20020828152604...@mb-fv.aol.com...
Hmmmmmno. I shant lower myself to such arguments and ongoing bitchiness. I
shall remain here a nutral party thank you veeeery much
Mark Rosendorf
Gr8-Scott wrote:
> > >Haha and you wonder why that Rosendorf feller started on you......
> >
> > Yes, tell us why?
> >
> > Nick
> > - Seeks enlightenment.
>
> Hmmmmmno. I shant lower myself to such arguments and ongoing bitchiness. I
> shall remain here a nutral party thank you veeeery much
But at least SOME people get it.
I love being told how my arguments and responses are irrational,
childish and stupid while they're posting about sucking dicks and
killing my parents.
For a second...for a brief second I wondered if I was in the wrong
here...then that post confirmed that I was not the child in this, rather
the adult trying to have serious conversations with children. I thank
you, Blottie.
It showed me I am wasting my time talking to many of the people on this
board.
Mark
Nick LoPiccolo
>shall remain here a nutral party thank you veeeery much
>
Well, fine. I figured you already did that when you made your original post,
but maybe that's just me.
Nick
- Shant beat a dead horse.
Gr8-Scott
Nick LoPiccolo <lop...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20020828162315...@mb-fw.aol.com...
Nick LoPiccolo
>childish and stupid while they're posting about sucking dicks and
>killing my parents.
When did I ever claim that it was logical, rational, or even an argument? You
give me too much credit. I don't remember pretending that it was any of the
above. Instead, it was intended as more of a public service. A means to an
end, if you will...
>It showed me I am wasting my time talking to many of the people on this
>board.
Amen! You're right! You're wasting your time here! You've been wasting your
time here for months! You're wasting your time reading this right now! Why
would you make it a point to keep posting when you _know_ you're going to be
ridiculed every time that you click the send button?
Nick
- You're 98% right, Mark. You're not just wasting your time talking to many of
the people on this board, you're wasting your time talking to all of them.
Al Koholic
You have three options:
1. Killfile everyone who depresses you.
2. Stop reading this fucking newsgroup, because useless bullshit is what keeps
this going for a lot of the time. Seach through google and you'll see.
3. Kill yourself. A lot of people who feel depressed over something usually do
this anyway.
>
>I suggest everyone attends anger management courses...
Anger management is for pussies!
/me beats the shit out of Buse's anger management instructor
Higor Rosa
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Da sig is back
Bow da fuck down BiaTCHeS
Higgy the Niggy
Owner of the World's Longest Sig
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Who dares to challenge my sig?
Welcome to the only sig that may be longer than some feds cards
#1 Ultimate W. Fuckmonster mark on the planet
Batman is the AHToC Winner for July and August and September 2K!
August and September victories are via default because all Super Heroes are
still regrouping from my wrath in July
BATMAN OWNS ALL! HAHAHA!
Kozak needs to comeback to do those tournaments
Marks for Satan Clause
Marks even more for Pal Penis
Even I have my own marks ...
Robzilla12: <== Rosa mark.
Juvy still marks out for me!
Handler Of:
Higor "The Rebel" Rosa
[N.E.W.]
Career Record: Yeah, Like I ever counted
#110 on RSPWF 200 for 2000
#2 Match of the Year on RSPWF Year-end Awards for 2000 VS. Devon Case, Chris
Courtade and Mr. Black [N.E.W. Heavyweight Championship - Brawl on the Bayou
IV]
#9 Best Foreign Wrestler on 2000 Mid-years [Conducted on IRC]
#99 on RSPWF's Worst 200 poll for '99
#141 On 1999 RSPWF Mid-year Top 200 Poll.
RSPWF End-Year Awards: #9 Best Brawler and Runner-up Best Finisher [Confederate
Crush]
"Rock Hard" Chris Stevens
[Missing]
If you've seen this man, please, don't let me know, just kill him for me
Student number 1021 from the list of graduates from the Keening School of
Grappling Arts
Graduated on October 13th, 1999
"The Deadly Method" Shawn Foster
[FREE AGENT]
The World's Best Lightweight Wrestler
Los Banditos
Carlito and Jorgito with their manager/brother José
[Deported back to Mexico by EMWC owner Chris Blue]
The future of Tag Team Wrestling in the US is now doomed
Scorpian
[I'm sure he's a jobber somewhere]
Record: Somewhere around 12-1654-21
Managed by Nightfall, wrestling's most hardcore big guy
Nemo
[RETIRED]
Record: I dunno
The world's darkest secret
Step into his world, I dare you
David Randall
[GLCW]
The real future of professional wrestling.
I still mark for the Right/Left Nut Connection, even after all of these years
BRING THEM BACK~! BRING THEM BACK~!
BRING THEM BACK OR I'LL MAKE JOE EAT YOUR BALLS~!
ICQ#- 46811337
IRC Nick- Al_Koholic
Epitome Of Flaming
RSPWF Army Living Legend
Retired from the RSPWF Army
Beat Dan Wilson in Slingo Playoff, 4-3!
Beat Ish in Slingo Playoff, 4-2!
Beat Greg May in Slingo Playoff 4-2!
AOL Slingo Champion!
# 1 in Slingo. I'll take on all challengers to defend my slingo title.
Who's Next?
My old sig was still twice as long as this. Ask Ish.
Sick Of Pro-Wrestling Posters On Fantasy Wrestling Boards!
THE PEOPLE'S DRUNK!
Al Koholic 3:16 Says- I just drank all the beer in your damn house~!
Drunk 24:7 Says- Got Beer?
Hates it when people type before they think or don't say things to themselves
first to make sure it makes sense
Still a member of the Alex Cote fan club #12345! He needs to make a comeback
in the new ICW!
I am still now, like I always have been and always will be, Sam's bitch
Famous Quotes:
"BossofnWo: Hey, I am Eric Bischoff, I am looking for a new wrestler
tohelp me win ratings. I have heared Higor Rosa is over with the Fans and I
washoping you could come to WCW/NwO and join the NwO to help me get ride of
theHorsemen once thing for all. What do you say
Batman9637: LoL" Dateless, but sometime in 1999
"You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far
that even the neutrons have collapsed. Nothing in our universe can really be
this stupid." J.R. Hollis to Ish, on 2/16/99
"Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count,
you will have more success." J.R. Hollis to Ish again, on 2/16/99
"Blu is GoD: Hey X-Dawg
XmAnDaWgX: Hey
Blu is GoD: Not you
XmAnDaWgX: who?
Blu is GoD: Other X-Dawg
Blu is GoD: I forgot "Dawg" was in your name" In Private Room eWrestling
when Las wanted to speak to John Bridges (Xjaculate), on 3/06/99
"What the fuck do you want bitch?" My brother on 9/13/99, referring to my dog.
"Yo, somebody across the street from me croaked.." Ish on 9/28/99
'Pokemon: Japanese for "Ninja Turtles" ' Topic on #UWF on 11/16/99
"Dude, I just puked on my dog" Douggiestyle AKA Doug on 12/4/99
"3-D technology was used in medicine and astronomy and was very popular for
pornagraphy." Winter 2K Issue of Sports Illustrated [Swimsuit
Issue....WOOOHOO!!] 2/23/2K
"I'd rather shit my pants all day long, then rub my face in it then get AOL"
Duff on 5/16/2K
"Robzilla12: <== Rosa mark.
Batman9636: Awesome...that goes in the sig
Robzilla12: Do it, at least it's not a homosexual remark.
Batman9636: heh yeah
Batman9636: it'll be good to hide the truth
Robzilla12: Fuck you nigga!" 5/30/2K
"Robzilla12: I said, add this:
Robzilla12: <==== Gay Bashing, Mother Fucker.
Batman9636: sure
Robzilla12: I did this with my friend Steve, we got into a huge fight. He
called me a homolicious mama's boy, and I called him a Pirate Butt Fucking
Queer." 5/30/2K [Shortly after what is above]
"Batman9636: Ruthie was ugly as hell
nirvnax69: She looked like a female Tiger Woods, dude!" 6/3/2K [We were
talking about Real World Hawaii]
"Cyk0MaGNeT: I love talking to girls about their ovaries, and you can quote
me on that and put it in your profile.
Batman9636: haha" 7/1/2K
"Batman9636: What's up bro?
CubBumDuff: My penis
Batman9636: Checking out the porn, eh?
Batman9636: That's gonna go in my sig :-P
CubBumDuff: No, it shot up as you IM'ed me" 7/2/2K
"BlazinBaby 03: where did the 4th of July come from newayz??
Chicka183: independence
MMay814794: blazin, are you blonde?
BlazinBaby 03: me??
MMay814794: of course you
BlazinBaby 03: yah im blonde why?
MMay814794: I knew it!
BlazinBaby 03: HOW?
MMay814794: You didn't know where the 4th of July came from
BlazinBaby 03: Ooooo i c" 7/4/2K in an AOL Chat Room
"MMay814794: dude, my dog just came out of the closet
Batman9636: He's gay?
MMay814794: no no, she likes to lay in the closet in the computer room"
7/4/2K
"Robzilla12: I'm stalking Rushing
Batman9636: KooL
Robzilla12: Bitch owes me money :P
Batman9636: how much?
Robzilla12: 10 c's." 8/6/2K
"Big Hort: who would you rather bang? Pato, Blottie, yourself, or Birm?
Batman9636: Myself
Batman9636: I'm damn sexy
Big Hort: Agreed." 8/8/2K
"He's permanently drunk, Lane. Thus, he's _always_ looking for a fight." Chris
West on N.E.W.'s SNS on 8/13/2K about Higor Rosa
"<Danny_Van_Halen> You're higgy the niggy..
<Danny_Van_Halen> Does that make me..
<Danny_Van_Halen> KooK the GooK?" 8/20/2K on IRC
"<Sixty-Watt-Shaman> ILL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!
*** Soze has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
*** RyanZ has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
*** Y2Jase has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<Al_Koholic> WTG Scamp
<Sixty-Watt-Shaman> I took them the fuck out
<Sixty-Watt-Shaman> They ate my boomstick, bitch" 8/20/2K in IRC
"<TheOldSchoolHero> The first time ECW came to Milwaukee, my little brother was
looking up Dawn Marie's skirt.
<TheOldSchoolHero> He's 9 and is already a pimp." Jason Wnuk in IRC on 8/26/2K
"<LoPic> What do you call 135 white guys chasing a black guy?
<TheJosh> 1910.
<TheJosh> 1910?
<LoPic> Close.
<TheJosh> :(
<LoPic> The PGA Tour!" 8/30/2K in #NRG on IRC
"Big Hort: <Sucks off Higor, proving that length doesn't matter>" 8/30/2K
"<Tommy_James> WCW is like old people having sex." 8/30/2K on IRC
"* _Spiderman_ doesn't quit
<_Spiderman_> unless like
<_Spiderman_> you know
<_Spiderman_> you have my guy fuck a chicken or something
<_Spiderman_> cause that happened in LW
<_Spiderman_> LWC
<_Spiderman_> DPR fucked a chicken" 8/30/2K on IRC
"<BigHort> I'm just a bitch ass nigga . .....
<Al_Koholic> No, just a bitch" 9/1/2K on IRC
"<Al_Koholic> Juvy, you awake?
* JustinVCW slaps Juvy with a big rubber penis." 9/7/2K on IRC
"*** Danny_Van_Halen was kicked by Danny_Van_Halen (MASTURBATING TOTALLY WREAKS
OF AWESOMNESS)
* Birm points up.
<Birm> That's something virgins tell themselves." 9/7/2K on IRC
"Ninjaplex: Let's drop out of school, buy a shanty in Nebraska, and sit on
the porch and argue politics while I pick the banjo until we die.
RomanBlood: This isn't political, but okay.
Ninjaplex: Well, actually... I'm not so much into the drug part, and you
can't play banjo. :)
RomanBlood: So we have a division of labor.
Ninjaplex: Like, you don't seem quite as... pleased to be alive.
RomanBlood: Good thing I'm dead." From Joe B. via email on 9/8/2K
"RomanBlood: Heh... yuh
cbuseeeeee: your speaking in "Joe" again
cbuseeeeee: hold
cbuseeeeee: [gets out "Drunken Idiot Southern Dictionary, Volume II]
cbuseeeeee: aight
cbuseeeeee: fire away" From Joe B. via email on 9/8/2K
"Exotic Illuzions: I love you
RomanBlood: If you love me you'll keep coming back for more each time when
I hit you in a drunken frenzy. You won't press charges when the neighbors call
the cops. You'll work 14 hours a day and raise four kids while I squander our
money, and you'll let me put our car in the yard up on cinderblocks.
Exotic Illuzions: YEs.
Exotic Illuzions: I do love you.
Exotic Illuzions: You can have whatever you want.
Exotic Illuzions: I'll work 16 hour days to accomodate you
RomanBlood: Alright! *proceeds to hit Las with a big concrete dildo, and
stab his mother after jotting down her recipe for carrot cake.*
Exotic Illuzions: I still love you
RomanBlood: Enabler.
Exotic Illuzions: Reagitator
RomanBlood: I prefer "multiple felon" " From Joe B. via email on 9/8/2K
"<TheJosh> I'm going to go hump the ice despenser
<TheJosh> When it starts rattling, it makes me cum.
<TheJosh> Like a fucking horse" On IRC but sent by Joe B. via email on 9/8/2K
"<Al_Koholic> <Birm> Jessica looks like the kinda girl I'd bang without
thinking twice
<Birm> ...?
<Birm> There's a kind of girl I'd bang without thinking twice?
<Birm> Other than "above 18", I mean?" On IRC but sent by Joe B. via email on
9/8/2K
"Lawler: "Are you guys going to do one of your patented run-ins tonight?"
Edge: "No, we're above run-ins. Tonight, we're going to do a SWERVE."
Lawler: "Swerve? What's a swerve?"
Edge: "You know how you're heading down your highway at night going 100 miles
per hour, and you see a moose, and you have to avoid hitting it?"
Lawler: "Yeah, and?"
Edge: "Well it'll be NOTHING like that!" From Joe B. via email on 9/8/2K
"Big Hort: WHORE~!
Batman9636: I don't charge :-P
Batman9636: SLUT!
Big Hort: I do
Batman9636: Okay ... WHORE!" on 9/9/2K
"<TheEdge> heh spelled backwards is heh" 9/11/2K on IRC
"SiXxTyNyNe: Chris has just relayed to me his life story!
Batman9636: LoL, Buse?
SiXxTyNyNe: No. Blue. I am doing his biography.
Batman9636: LMAO
SiXxTyNyNe: It's only one page long, mind you, and this is it:
Batman9636: WTF for?
SiXxTyNyNe: I was born a poor black child. Growing up in the ghetto, I saw
my mother struggle everyday. She worked 11 jobs to feed me and my 9 chins
without ever complaining. I heard her cry out in pain once when she was moving
a piano by herself and dropped it on her foot. My journey to the top was filled
with peaks and valleys, highs and lows, ups and downs, fun and games, chutes,
and ladders, gin and tonics, rum and cokes, and burgers and fries. I'm not
saying it was easy, but with a lot of hard work, blood, sweat, tears, and
liquor, I have now become what they call in the e-wrestling biz... a legend!
It's a title I don't take lightly so if you ever see me on the street, just
smile, shut your mouth, and go about your merry little way!!" 9/13/2K
"<Danny_Van_Halen> Sinus' blow.
<Danny_Van_Halen> Sex is cool.
<Danny_Van_Halen> Porn is cool.
<Danny_Van_Halen> Lesbians are cool.
<Danny_Van_Halen> Relationships blow.
<Danny_Van_Halen> Unless.
<Danny_Van_Halen> Your relationship includes watching porn while having sex
with two lesbians." 9/14/2K on IRC
"* RonnieD cunts juvy" 9/14/2K on IRC [How is that possible?]
"<C0ckSure> I'd like to go to Hell; Satan must have a kick-ass CD collection"
Jimmy T ... 9/17/2K on IRC
"<Afghanistan> am i in the right room to talk about e-wrestling
<EMWCPrez> Probably not.
<EMWCPrez> Not if you want someone to respond anyways
<Afghanistan> im new to the game
<Afghanistan> i was recommended to come here
<J_Coles> Then get out now.
<J_Coles> Before you get sucked in and lose all traces of having a life.
<Afghanistan> ive heard its heaps of fun
<Afghanistan> i was thinking of creating a pig farmer wrestler
<J_Coles> Well, after using the description....go ahead, you sound like a gay
fuck anyways." 9/30/2K on IRC
"<EddyJacks> Nagpal's fed is going off the fed rankings
<EddyJacks> So is the LVPWA
<EddyJacks> And the UWF
<EddyJacks> I'll rank made up feds before I rank the UWF" 10/4/2K on IRC
"Bow down bitch and kiss the feet that enable thy unholy being to walk.
Remember . . . on the first day, God said, "Let there be light." However,
little did everyone know that the day before that, I said, "Let there be God."
" Ian Walsh on 10/4/2K
"<EFU_CEO> I wanna make Higor's sig
<Dougiestyle> I made it~!
<GoddamnJimmy> I made Hig's sig twice. :)
<EFU_CEO> anyone can say I puked on my dog :)
<Dougiestyle> But I really did
<EFU_CEO> I hope you bathed it afterward" 10/4/2K on IRC
"<Quad> [Two men are standing face to face. One man is with a woman who looks
suspvcisouly like a prostitute. Money is exchanged, and the woman leaves with
the second man]
<Quad> Fur trader
<Quad> [Molson drops from the sky]
<Quad> Budweiser
<Quad> Molson....Canadian for Budweiser" 10/05/2K on IRC
"<JustinVCW> But you'd have to work at Pizza Hut.
<Al_Koholic> free pizza
<JustinVCW> Nope.
<JustinVCW> Not if you aren't on break.
<Al_Koholic> its okay
<JustinVCW> And you have to lift lots of stuff.
<JustinVCW> I lift the equivilent of about 80 Chris Blues a day." 10/08/2K on
IRC
"<Rick_Stevens> Higor, I am closing in on your sig
<Rick_Stevens> just 500 more lines to go!" 10/09/2K on IRC
"Batman9636: Fuck you~!
EJ Jigga: fuck you and the horse you rode in on....
Batman9636: No, fuck you you fucken Mets fan.
EJ Jigga: Is there a "short bus" waiting for you? I'm a yankees fan,
dipshit...
Batman9636: Oh.
Batman9636: LET'S GO YANKEES~!" 10/21/2K
"<JimmyNotTre> Dan's finally correcting his grammar, eh?
<Al_Koholic> Dan, I thought you had country grammar?
<JimmyNotTre> DStevens2k: asting ringo intros now
<JimmyNotTre> DStevens2k: pasting
<JimmyNotTre> He hasn't learned a fucking thing." 10/28/2K on IRC
"*** EMWCPrez changes topic to '<Stormkind> You should pole me, Ollie.
<EddyJacks> I think I might, Rob' " 11/1/2K on IRC
"<JimmyNotTre> Dude, I bought a dildo-sized Rice Krispies treat at school
today.
<Al_Koholic> What for?
*** thinair has joined #e-wzone
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o thinair
<JimmyNotTre> I was hungry, dude!
<JimmyNotTre> And then, my friend dared me to deep throat it...
<thinair> Uhh
* thinair runs.
<Al_Koholic> Did you do it?
<thinair> So we are talking a bananna, right?
<JimmyNotTre> Fuck yeah, I did it!
<JimmyNotTre> I'm a buck richer now. =)
<Al_Koholic> Josh, I'm afraid not.
<thinair> NO!!!!
<Al_Koholic> We're talking about a dildo-sized Rice Krispies Treat.
<thinair> GOD DAMN IT JIMMY!!
<JimmyNotTre> Don't worry...
<JimmyNotTre> It was a XXL Rice Krispie Treat" 11/6/2K on IRC
"<JoelRJTen> Greetings all. How is everybody this evening?
<Zipline> You're so annoying
<Zipline> And it's not even because you're gay
<Zipline> Were you straight, I'd still hate you
<Zipline> As is, you're annoying _AND_ gay
<Zipline> Please, please spare us
<JoelRJTen> Why is that?
<Zipline> Probably because you're British
<JoelRJTen> Oh." 11/15/2K on IRC
"<jasonblake> AWP = Anal Wanking Prostitutes
<jasonblake> EMWC = Eating More is Way Cool" 12/1/2K on IRC
"<Los_Banditos> Feu, are you white?
<Feuilleton> I might be... Who's asking? Razor Ramon's best buddy from the
Puerto Rico?
<Los_Banditos> yeah
<Los_Banditos> I'm actually from Mexico
<Feuilleton> Don't tell me... You're a former member of the Nation of
Domination?
<Los_Banditos> Nope.
<Los_Banditos> Nation Of Immigration" 12/4/2K on IRC
"*** DevonCase has joined #new_chat
<DevonCase> Damnit!
<DevonCase> Forgot my coat!
*** DevonCase was kicked by LoPic (You said you never come back! LIAR!)
*** DevonCase has joined #new_chat
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o DevonCase
<Buse> Ruh roh.
* LoPic steals Mike's coat." 12/4/2K on IRC
"<Superior_One> u wanna join my fed?
<Superior_One> we have some of the best talent in ewrestling
<Superior_One> u ever hear of "Lonewolf Outlaw" Brody Hardin????
<Quad> nope, but I HAVE heard of Lone Wolf Brody Thunder
<Quad> and Outlaw JW Hardin
<Superior_One> who r they?" 12/7/2K on IRC
"<JessicaF> Higgy, I sent my thing in for MOTR.
<DrunkSuperSaiyan> Ummm .... okay.
<DrunkSuperSaiyan> MOTR being Master Of The Ring?
<JessicaF> I guess. LOL.
<DrunkSuperSaiyan> Who runs that?
<JessicaF> FUCK!
* JessicaF bitch slaps herself.
<WAOPresidente> lol Demola
<DrunkSuperSaiyan> Oh, okay
<DrunkSuperSaiyan> heh
<DevonCase> Is Demola doing another MOTR?
<JessicaF> For some reason, I thought you were Nick.
* DrunkSuperSaiyan dick slaps Jess
*** JessicaF has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving)
<DrunkSuperSaiyan> Whoa
<DrunkSuperSaiyan> That was a hard ass dick slap
<DrunkSuperSaiyan> It echoed
<DrunkSuperSaiyan> Knocked her right off the net" 12/17/2K on IRC
"<Al_Koholic> Its weird. Blue hasn't been in here all day
<EddyJacks> He's spanking it with a thumb up his ass
<EddyJacks> So am I, but I can multitask" 12/25/2K on IRC
"<EddyJacks> Oh, Duff, I'm opening an e-fed
<EddyJacks> You need to join
<UnderDog> do I?
<EddyJacks> I'll be closing it tomorrow, so you can add the acronym to your
'feds list' " 12/26/2K on IRC
"<Al_Koholic> FPD?
<NativeAmericanPsycho> It's a black thing.
<EMWCPrez> Like KFC?" 2/27/2K1 on IRC
"Drunk Vegita: loser
SensouSam: Cuntface.
Drunk Vegita: I am what I eat
Drunk Vegita: Cockhead
SensouSam: I am what I suck." 5/23/2K1
"<PigFat> and like you go to gayparties and you see the best chicks there
<Birm> That would be annoying.
<Birm> "Hey would you like to..."
<Birm> "I'm gay."
<Birm> "What's your-"
<Birm> "Sorry. I'm with her." Dateless, but on IRC
" <Tim_Sanders> I gave up drinking everyone@!!
<_Gremlin_> Stop lying.
<Tim_Sanders> Gave up drinking... cheep beer" Dateless, on IRC
"<TheEdge> Why did they get rid of Nickserv/Chanserv?
<Al_Koholic> the service is down
<Al_Koholic> Nickserv and Chanserv are out on a date
<Quad> They're tag teaming jinxi
<Quad> <ChanServ> You like that, don't you bitch?
<Quad> <jinxi> give it to me hard :>
<Quad> <NickServ> Dude, what the fuck? When am I gonna get some action?
<Quad> <jinxi> I got your action right here, boyo. GO DOWN!" 3/2/2K2 on IRC
"<Tommy_James> Have you ever made chicken wings from scratch?
<Buse> I have
<GLCWMack> Nope
<Tommy_James> Like, you have to buy the wings, and they're generally in three
pieces.
<Buse> Right
<Buse> I just buy the giant bag...but yeah...
<Tommy_James> And, in order to seperate them (and throw out the useless wing
tip), you have to bend them backwards to seperate the bones.
<Buse> Ermm....you didn't buy a pre-sorted bag?
<Tommy_James> And they make this nasty sound of bone snapping and the sloshing
of the meat and blood.
<UpstartKING> Ah, I love that sound.
<Tommy_James> That's what I think fucking Christina Aguilera would sound like."
7/22/2K2 on IRC
"<Al_Koholic> I'll have to call and order me some pussy
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<Buse> You asked for it...you got it!
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<TheEdge> :( " 7/22/2K2 on IRC
"INC 00 Bu ST Ed: You need more shit to add to your sig, you cocksucker
Auto response from Drunk Vegita: I'm doing something more important than
wasting my time online. I'll get back to you when I return if I get a chance
to.
INC 00 Bu ST Ed: Fuck you and your message.
INC 00 Bu ST Ed: Doing something more important than wasting your time online,
eh?
INC 00 Bu ST Ed: Fuck you!
INC 00 Bu ST Ed: Fuck you!
INC 00 Bu ST Ed: Fuck you!
INC 00 Bu ST Ed: Fuck you!
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"* Al_Koholic touches Blottie like he's never been touched before
<sXe420> Non-sexually?
<Al_Koholic> ...
* Al_Koholic has no witty comment for that
<sXe420> What can I say? When Pastor Billy tells me to bend over, I tell him,
"How far?" " 8/28/2K2 on StarChat
Mat Findlay
<Gr8-...@nothing.com> wrote:
>I suggest everyone attends anger management courses...
FUCK U! AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!
Mat Findlay
"It's a shame that stupidity isn't painful"
-Anton Szandor LaVey
Mat Findlay
<mark...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>
>
>Gr8-Scott wrote:
>> > >Haha and you wonder why that Rosendorf feller started on you......
>> >
>> > Yes, tell us why?
>> >
>> > Nick
>> > - Seeks enlightenment.
>>
>> Hmmmmmno. I shant lower myself to such arguments and ongoing bitchiness. I
>> shall remain here a nutral party thank you veeeery much
>
>But at least SOME people get it.
>
>I love being told how my arguments and responses are irrational,
>childish and stupid while they're posting about sucking dicks and
>killing my parents.
I never once did this... I just think you're an eejit, and the worst
thing that can be done to you is let you carry on being the person you
are. It's more fun that way.
Brendan Fucking Horton
>shall remain here a nutral party thank you veeeery much
>
Neutral, motherfucker.
- Brendan Horton ... fucks mothers
Brendan Fucking Horton
>board.
>
>Mark
If that's the case, go the fuck away.
- Brendan Horton ... go
Mark Rosendorf
Mat Findlay wrote:
>
> >I love being told how my arguments and responses are irrational,
> >childish and stupid while they're posting about sucking dicks and
> >killing my parents.
>
> I never once did this... I just think you're an eejit, and the worst
> thing that can be done to you is let you carry on being the person you
> are. It's more fun that way.
>
First of all, was i speaking to you? No. Second of all, I'm sure you
consider yourself an expert on the person I am...that's what makes you
so funny.
Mark
Greg Roberts
I took one of those one time.
Didn't work worth a shit.
Greg
Jizzy
Fuck off, bitch.
j
"Mark Rosendorf" <mark...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:3D6D5CED...@worldnet.att.net...
Mat Findlay
Yeah... Exactly like that.
Tom Edwards
It's "neutral", right?
Just curious, since I've always been under the mindset that if you try
to sound intelligent by using words like "shant", you should know how
to spell.
Then again, it's taken me over 20 years to learn how to spell
"intelligent".
--
Tom Edwards
Greatest E-Wrestling Handler of All Time (1998-2000)
Still wondering why someone who finds something depressing remains.
Little Blue Super Jew
John Armstrong
Sarcasm.
It's a good thing.
Brenden, you can take your tongue out of your cheek. I don't think he got it.
John
- I got it, though. Whee.
Get Grand
--
* Has taken anger management courses, but needs drugs to help make them succeed
Gr8-Scott
"Tom Edwards" <mrwor...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:70e656ed.02082...@posting.google.com...
> "Gr8-Scott" <spjngr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:<akj8pq$occ$1...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk>...
> > Nick LoPiccolo <lop...@aol.com> wrote in message
> > news:20020828152604...@mb-fv.aol.com...
> > > >Haha and you wonder why that Rosendorf feller started on you......
> > >
> > > Yes, tell us why?
> > >
> > > Nick
> > > - Seeks enlightenment.
> >
> > Hmmmmmno. I shant lower myself to such arguments and ongoing bitchiness.
I
> > shall remain here a nutral party thank you veeeery much
>
> It's "neutral", right?
>
> Just curious, since I've always been under the mindset that if you try
> to sound intelligent by using words like "shant", you should know how
> to spell.
Yes indeed it it. Kudos for noticing, but rather than it being a mindless
spelling mistake it is instead a need for a new keyboard on my home PC. One
look at many of the results I write should show you how it hinders my
spelling... what with all the missed "e"s and everything.
Gr8-Scott
Jason Howard
>succeed
What is the fun in anger management for an average joe? I actually like to get
the adrenaline and those little blood vessels in my head a good workout from
time to time. Reminds me that I'm alive.
I mean, if you're beating your wife or kids because you're so full of rage...
then sure, ya might need help.
But, for an average guy?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOU!!!
AND
YOUR
MOTHERFUCKING
ANGER
MANAGEMENT.
Ahem.
Thanks.
Jase
Jason Howard
>
>Just curious, since I've always been under the mindset that if you try
>to sound intelligent by using words like "shant", you should know how
>to spell.
He may have just left out the "e"... it happens. Then again, "shant" isn't
really a big word or an intelligent one either.
It's sprinkled all throughout the bible and if ya read it enough times... it
becomes quite clear as to the meaning.
I just call people that speak to me, using "hath" "begat" "doeth" "shant"
etc... fags.
It works for me.
Jase
Jason Russell
Tom Edwards wrote:
"Gr8-Scott" <spjngr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<akj8pq$occ$1...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk>...Nick LoPiccolo <lop...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20020828152604...@mb-fv.aol.com...Haha and you wonder why that Rosendorf feller started on you......Yes, tell us why?
Nick
- Seeks enlightenment.Hmmmmmno. I shant lower myself to such arguments and ongoing bitchiness. I
shall remain here a nutral party thank you veeeery much
It's "neutral", right?
Just curious, since I've always been under the mindset that if you try
to sound intelligent by using words like "shant", you should know how
to spell.
Then again, it's taken me over 20 years to learn how to spell
"intelligent".
- Sabu424
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<Tay-Bo> Sebastian.
<Tay-Bo> BOOOOO!
<Tay-Bo> :)
* Y2Jase took it off.
<Y2Jase> You guys abused your priviledge!
<Tay-Bo> It was all Steve
<Tay-Bo> :)
<UKCWForever> There's a barber shop just outside Milton Keynes that apparently has topless women doing the hair cutting.
<Tay-Bo> he went crazy
<Tay-Bo> what about blow me?
<Tay-Bo> EEP! DOESN'T WORK EITHER!
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<Birm> Fuck perfect gentlemen.
<EddyJacks> I probably will
Bruiser Brody
Don't tell me to calm down you fed-shilling piece of crap! I'll calm
down when I'm good and ready to calm down and not before! Who the hell
do you think you are telling em to calm down, anyway!?!? Who died and
made you king of this goddamned newsgroup?!?! HUH!?!?! HUH?!?!?!
ANSWER ME!!!!
[Greg stops and finds his happy place...]
I'm terribly sorry. I projected my anger upon you, and it was wrong of
me. Please accept my sincerest of apologies.
Greg
- Well, hell... maybe it _did_ work
Mike Emery
>etc... fags.
>
That makes a ton of sense. You just got done telling everyone if they didn't
have any beef with Rosendorf or know him personally to mind their business and
stop jumping on the "Diss Rosendorf Bandwagon."
So if a random guy came up to you asking for directions or something else and
happened to use one of the following words you'd call him a fag, not knowing
about him or having any beef with him?
Oh, okay ... now I get it.
- Mike E.
Jason Howard
*scratches nuts*
You talking to me?
Oh.
Feel free to lend a hand, fucko.
Jase
Mike Emery
Answering me and being shown for the hypocritical jack-ass you are would just
be too much on your ego.
Yeah, looks like someone jus' took it. Whipe your chin, cum bubble.
- Mike E.
Jason Howard
Awwww.
Here I was trying to be friendly with my post... offering you a chance to do
about all you're really good at.
Now you go and hurt my feelings. :(
>Yeah, looks like someone jus' took it. Whipe your chin, cum bubble.
"Whipe" though, just killed it for me. So, my ego is saved. For now. You're
starting to pierce my armor with internet putdowns...
...I need my hero :(
Jase
Mike Emery
Ahh, shite. [Ya, I mean the E.] Ya, you got me on the typo. But that still
doesn't change the fact you dodged my question.
And by bringing up silly typo's and throwing insults at me just proves my point
you're a hypocrite.
- Mike E.
Jason Howard
>point
>you're a hypocrite.
No, actually, I'm just arguing like you.
I'm a GROUPTHINKER or whatever Blottie called it. You see, I couldn't win with
you when I tried to talk civil and make a point -- to which, all you could say
was "fuck you bitch boy" and bring up dead history...
And now, I implore your same tactics and you say because I act like an idiot
much like you did, that I "admit what you're saying is the truth."
So, that's good enough for me. You're basically saying I was right in our
previous debate... since you used the exact same tactics against me... so with
that in my cookie jar now?
Yes, you're right in this debate. I was a hypocrite in what I said -- albeit, I
wouldn't actually call someone a fag for something so silly.
However, I typed it... and indeed, it was hypocritical. I'm glad you agree that
I was right in our last debate.
That was all I was seeking, really ;)
That and to get you worked up... because, frankly, I don't like ya.
Now, you gonna lend a hand?
Jase
Mat Findlay
wrote:
>And now, I implore your same tactics
Employ. Tactics are employed. People are implored.
Jason Howard
>
>Employ. Tactics are employed. People are implored.
>
Thank you for the tip.
Jase
Mat Findlay
wrote:
>>>And now, I implore your same tactics
>>
>>Employ. Tactics are employed. People are implored.
>>
>
>Thank you for the tip.
Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
Tom Edwards
> "Tom Edwards" <mrwor...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:70e656ed.02082...@posting.google.com...
> > "Gr8-Scott" <spjngr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:<akj8pq$occ$1...@news5.svr.pol.co.uk>...
> > > Nick LoPiccolo <lop...@aol.com> wrote in message
> > > news:20020828152604...@mb-fv.aol.com...
> > > > >Haha and you wonder why that Rosendorf feller started on you......
> > > >
> > > > Yes, tell us why?
> > > >
> > > > Nick
> > > > - Seeks enlightenment.
> > >
> > > Hmmmmmno. I shant lower myself to such arguments and ongoing bitchiness.
> I
> > > shall remain here a nutral party thank you veeeery much
> >
> > It's "neutral", right?
> >
> > Just curious, since I've always been under the mindset that if you try
> > to sound intelligent by using words like "shant", you should know how
> > to spell.
>
> Yes indeed it it. Kudos for noticing, but rather than it being a mindless
> spelling mistake it is instead a need for a new keyboard on my home PC. One
> look at many of the results I write should show you how it hinders my
> spelling... what with all the missed "e"s and everything.
>
> Gr8-Scott
>
I don't know, because it seems like you've got the exact amount of "e"
in "veeeery", an often misspelled word.
Perhaps your key also sticks.
I'm not sure, but I looked at the posts you've had to this thread, and
didn't notice an "e" problem. Perhaps I should troll deeper.
By the way, your "t" key seems to have jumped on top of your "s" key.
I'd just toss the thing and go to CompUSA and pick up a new one for
$10 if I were you. Your reputation is on the line.
--
Tom Edwards
Greatest E-Wrestling Handler of All Time (1998-2000)
Greatest E-Lawyer of All Time (2002-present)
Jason Howard
>
>Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
Technically, I knew it beforehand. Much like my problem with done/finished...
that received many a notes on college papers.
Cakes are done.
People are finished.
May/Can always gave me fits too :)
Jase
Mat Findlay
wrote:
>>>Thank you for the tip.
>>
>>Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
>
>Technically, I knew it beforehand. Much like my problem with done/finished...
>that received many a notes on college papers.
>
>Cakes are done.
>
>People are finished.
What if it's a cake made out of people?
Mat Findlay
wrote:
>Technically, I knew it beforehand. Much like my problem with done/finished...
>that received many a notes on college papers.
>
>Cakes are done.
>
>People are finished.
>
>May/Can always gave me fits too :)
Actually... One more thing... It's not really the same thing,
actually... Done and finished are words that essentially mean the same
thing... At the end of a given cycle, or whatever. The difference in
meaning is pretty much a matter of common useage... Or "accepted"
common useage, anyway. Implore and employ have entirely different
meanings. One is to call upon, the other is to make use of.
Picky
>
> Mat Findlay
> "It's a shame that stupidity isn't painful"
> -Anton Szandor LaVey
Holy crap!
Mat is really Shipwreck!
Knows that half the battle is being an isolent whelp.
-D
Mat Findlay
(Picky) wrote:
>> Now you know, and knowing is half the battle.
>>
>> Mat Findlay
>> "It's a shame that stupidity isn't painful"
>> -Anton Szandor LaVey
>
>Holy crap!
>
>Mat is really Shipwreck!
I always thought Shipwrecck was kind of homosexual... Like,
literally... He _was_ a sailor afterall.
Come to think of it, Roadblock looked a little like he spent time in
leather bars on his shore leaves as well... Maybe him and Shipwreck
had a thing going...
Anyway, I don't if I'm really down with being part of the gay posse in
G.I. Joe... It's just not my thing.
Snake Eyes, man... He was cool... But he never talked...
Blottieb
>
BRIAN... MAD!
BRIAN... SMASH!
Brian J. Blottie
-Throws knives... _that's_ anger management.
Mat Findlay
>Brian J. Blottie
>-Throws knives... _that's_ anger management.
I won a medal once for throwing tomahawks for accuracy. I was pretty
good at it... So just remember, the next time anyone feels like
pissing me off... I can throw hand axes and usually hit what I want
to.
/me snickers darkly.
Mark Rosendorf
Mat Findlay wrote:
> Snake Eyes, man... He was cool... But he never talked...
>
> Mat Findlay
If only you would follow that example, Mat.
Mark
Picky
> I always thought Shipwrecck was kind of homosexual... Like,
> literally... He _was_ a sailor afterall.
There is evidence of this possibly being true. Hector, the "true" name
of Shipwreck, was once fooled by Cobra into believing he had a wife
and child, the "perfect" heterosexual life. However his parrot
remembered the truth and when asked by Flint and Ladyjay, possibly the
only heterosexual couple in G.I. Joe land, about what happened,
Shipwreck lamented that it was only a dream.
> Come to think of it, Roadblock looked a little like he spent time in
> leather bars on his shore leaves as well... Maybe him and Shipwreck
> had a thing going...
Roadblock was a short order cook at some diner before joining up with
the Joes, specifically with Rock n' Roll, the other guy with the heavy
machine gun. He was also buddies with Gung Ho, the man with a big USMC
tattoo on his chest, open shirtless denim vest, and rather queer
looking moustache.
> Anyway, I don't if I'm really down with being part of the gay posse in
> G.I. Joe... It's just not my thing.
That's kind of like a requirement for being a Joe, that whole having
sex with men thing. Flint was there for token heterosexual purposes.
> Snake Eyes, man... He was cool... But he never talked...
The coolest character from G.I. Joe was Quick Kick! Let's hear it for
racial stereotypes!
I support racial stereotypes!
-D
Picky
> I always thought Shipwrecck was kind of homosexual... Like,
> literally... He _was_ a sailor afterall.
There is evidence of this possibly being true. Hector, the "true" name
of Shipwreck, was once fooled by Cobra into believing he had a wife
and child, the "perfect" heterosexual life. However his parrot
remembered the truth and when asked by Flint and Ladyjay, possibly the
only heterosexual couple in G.I. Joe land, about what happened,
Shipwreck lamented that it was only a dream.
> Come to think of it, Roadblock looked a little like he spent time in
> leather bars on his shore leaves as well... Maybe him and Shipwreck
> had a thing going...
Roadblock was a short order cook at some diner before joining up with
the Joes, specifically with Rock n' Roll, the other guy with the heavy
machine gun. He was also buddies with Gung Ho, the man with a big USMC
tattoo on his chest, open shirtless denim vest, and rather queer
looking moustache.
> Anyway, I don't if I'm really down with being part of the gay posse in
> G.I. Joe... It's just not my thing.
That's kind of like a requirement for being a Joe, that whole having
sex with men thing. Flint was there for token heterosexual purposes.
> Snake Eyes, man... He was cool... But he never talked...
The coolest character from G.I. Joe was Quick Kick! Let's hear it for
Picky
> I always thought Shipwrecck was kind of homosexual... Like,
> literally... He _was_ a sailor afterall.
There is evidence of this possibly being true. Hector, the "true" name
of Shipwreck, was once fooled by Cobra into believing he had a wife
and child, the "perfect" heterosexual life. However his parrot
remembered the truth and when asked by Flint and Ladyjay, possibly the
only heterosexual couple in G.I. Joe land, about what happened,
Shipwreck lamented that it was only a dream.
> Come to think of it, Roadblock looked a little like he spent time in
> leather bars on his shore leaves as well... Maybe him and Shipwreck
> had a thing going...
Roadblock was a short order cook at some diner before joining up with
the Joes, specifically with Rock n' Roll, the other guy with the heavy
machine gun. He was also buddies with Gung Ho, the man with a big USMC
tattoo on his chest, open shirtless denim vest, and rather queer
looking moustache.
> Anyway, I don't if I'm really down with being part of the gay posse in
> G.I. Joe... It's just not my thing.
That's kind of like a requirement for being a Joe, that whole having
sex with men thing. Flint was there for token heterosexual purposes.
> Snake Eyes, man... He was cool... But he never talked...
The coolest character from G.I. Joe was Quick Kick! Let's hear it for
Jason Howard
>meanings. One is to call upon, the other is to make use of.
Hrmmm. I always though "employ" meant to engage in/with or just having work..
Implore meant to inquire/appeal to.
Most of my problem with the two words comes from watching too much football. I
swear... I've heard "well, they were stopping the run... so we had to implore
fresh, new tactics".
Unfortunately for me, I'm a creature of habit when it comes to speech. My
problem with may/can is the same thing... everyone around me uses "can", so I
naturally pick it up.
Done/Finished, same thing. Sometimes I catch myself, sometimes I don't. There's
a few others that get me... but I did finally break the "southern" talk.
You know, when you're growing up, "washer" and "window" are foreign words in
the South. It's "worsher" and "winder".
I finally cleared that hurdle when I was 12 :)
Jase
Mat Findlay
Wow, Mark, you're so fucking _cool._
Mat Findlay
(Picky) wrote:
>> Come to think of it, Roadblock looked a little like he spent time in
>> leather bars on his shore leaves as well... Maybe him and Shipwreck
>> had a thing going...
>
>Roadblock was a short order cook at some diner before joining up with
>the Joes, specifically with Rock n' Roll, the other guy with the heavy
>machine gun. He was also buddies with Gung Ho, the man with a big USMC
>tattoo on his chest, open shirtless denim vest, and rather queer
>looking moustache.
Okay, that was the guy I was actually thinking of... The big gay
moustache guy.
Mat Findlay
wrote:
>>Implore and employ have entirely different
>>meanings. One is to call upon, the other is to make use of.
>
>Hrmmm. I always though "employ" meant to engage in/with or just having work..
That's one definition... The other is to make use of... "I employed a
triangle choke to take the opponent out."
>Most of my problem with the two words comes from watching too much football. I
>swear... I've heard "well, they were stopping the run... so we had to implore
>fresh, new tactics".
Football commentators are ex-jocks who have trouble reading the
teleprompter... That's why they TALK.... SO..... SLOW.....
Picky
You are an overwhelmingly pathetic attention whore who has an
oversized persecution complex.
"The" Moze Howard
KIL ALL!
GRAHGRAHGRAH!!!
MOZE SMASH!!!
Moze.
-- Ranting is the pressure valve of the soul.
"Gr8-Scott" <Gr8-...@nothing.com> wrote in message
news:akiqsg$ln4$1...@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk...
> I suggest everyone attends anger management courses...
>
>
Dan Kauffman
I couldn't pass this one up ...
>>Cakes are done.
>>
>>People are finished.
>
>What if it's a cake made out of people?
Then the professor is finished.
- Dan Kauffman
Thank you.
Dan Kauffman
>>
>> > Snake Eyes, man... He was cool... But he never talked...
>> >
>> > Mat Findlay
>>
>> If only you would follow that example, Mat.
>>
>> Mark
>
>You are an overwhelmingly pathetic attention whore who has an
>oversized persecution complex.
MARKOUT MOMENT~!
Sorry ... I'm better now.
- Dan Kauffman