SHOOTCLUB Promo of the Month
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The below promo received the most positive votes of the
135 promos cut in March. The promo was cut by former
NSW star "The Power" Afwa Kilmanjaro. Afwa has since
moved to the ESW to conquer the current ESW champion
"The Hornet".
"The Power" Afwa Kilmanjaro
[SCENE: The setting is that of a remote location. The picturesque view
though depicts a red hot glow, like that of the sunset, rising from
above the mountain tops. The air is brisk and comes from the southern
part of the word. The red glow then begins to slowly depart and then
we are taken as if on a journey through a set of trees. Sounds of
trees rustling as the cameras pass them. The shot then shows as the
cameras wade through the trees and what looks like an old wooden shack
is then placed before the cameras view.]
[OLD SHACK: Upon entering the old shack, we can see it has no firm
structure, as it rests on top of a rock. The shack is built from old
timber. The mood inside the shack is serene and and is well lit up.
The cameras then pass over, picking up the sounds of the creeking
wooden floor. They then begin to pan over to where one of thses
hammocks, used for sleeping are. Some slight noise is heard coming
from the the hammock.]
NOISE: ZZZZ....ZZZZ....ZZZZ...ZZZZ...
[As the cameras get closer to the hammock, the noise of snoring begins
to get louder, until they seem to be right on top of it, just then a
startled figure is seen falling off the hammock and hitting the bare
wooden floor.]
[APPEARANCE: The figure is of a non American heritage, and judging by
the way he looks, one imagines he is from somewhere like Tonga or
Samoa. The figure has dark black hair, shaped in the form of an afro
style. He has emerald green eyes and he wears what appears to be a
neckalace of ivory around his neck, so maybe he is from The Ivory
Coast? As the cameras pass over the figure, he yawns, signalling that
he has just awoken from his sleep. The cameras then come up close to
the figure, we can then see that is dressed in a pair of black tights,
with little straps made where the soles of his feet go, which are of
course bare, He also has on a black T-Shirt with a palm tree in the
middle and beneath it, in neon yellow graphology are the words "Fear
what you can't hear.."
On the back of T-Shirt is the face of Afwa Kilmanjaro's father with
the name "The Power" Afwa Kilmanjaro in deep purple graphology. The
cameras then as the figure yawns once more cut in, as he seems to be
speaking..]
"TP" AK: TOLAWA LAVA!![This means hello in Samoan.]
"TP" AK: Welcome to my home, my shack, welcome to the shack of Awfa
Kilmanjaro, a name which every American shall learn to hear. Want some
pineapple..
[Afwa then rummages around in his hammock and grabs hold of a
pineapple.]
"TP" AK: No.. It's mine..Afwa love pineapple. Pineapple Afwa only real
friend. Pineapple make Afwa big and strong and fight off nasty
Americans.
[Awfa then begins to stare at the pineapple..]
"TP" AK: My uncle has taught me well, he told me that the juice of the
pineapple would help me on my way and it now is to lead me away from
my people, away from my island, away from Samoa and into this place,
America!
[Afwa Kilmanjaro spits onto he floor, at the sound of America.]
"TP" AK: Afwa's father, The Great Tongan Tongue he told me that if
Afwa was to succeed then he would have to use three things in his kit
of surviavl.
[Afwa for the lame American raises his first finger, signalling one.]
"TP" AFK: POWER.. The power of a man can determine, just how easy he
can dominate. Power is like a force. Back in Samoa, I learnt how to
shake the trees and knock the pineapples to the floor. I was then able
using only my bare hands to crush the juice right out of the pineapple
and it is this skill of power that now I am in America, shall use in
crushing those that try and stop the mighty Afwa Kilmanjaro, son of
the Tongan Terror, the greatest Barbarian of them all.
[Afwa then raises his second finger, again signalling to the lame
American that he can count.]
"TP" AK: ENDURANCE. When I was a child, growing up amongst my people
of Samoa, live every child, we used to play games. When Afwa cast his
mind back, Afwa can think of one game, it's called Hunt The Pig. The
concept of the game was to be the first to capture the wild pig and
tear it apart whilst it was alive. To catch the pig required a lot of
endurance, for one wrong move and the pig would have got away and the
game would be over. Afwa is proud though, as he managed to beat his
best friend Shaku and Awfa slayed the pig, tearing it apart with his
bare hands.
[Afwa then picks up a pineapple which is on the table, he with his
teeth rips it apart and then begins to suck out the juice.]
"TP" AK: Hunt The Pig is a game which Afwa loved to play. Awfa now
happy that he can play it in America. Awfa is looking to hunt all the
pigs here in America and just like Awfa did to the Pig, he shall do to
all of you.
[Afwa then raises his third finger, the middle finger..]
"TP" AK: BRUTALITY, a skill that Afwa has the most of. Awfa has seen
those who claim to be brutal, yet have they ever see a WILD SAMOAN!
Awfa can withstand a lot of _PAIN_ and he loves to give out more. I
remember Shaku and I, once he really got on my nerves, so by mistake,
I knocked him out, one blow with the deadliest move in the world and
for ten whole seconds Shaku was out. This is something that all you
Americans shall have to get used to. Afwa Kilmanjaro needs no reason
to cause a problem, just not being of the Samoan heritage, makes each
and every one of your pathetic race the problem. Afwa Kilmanjaro shall
prove to all you vile Americans that you may all think of yourselves
as the way foreward, but there is nothing greater then the Isle of
Samoa!
[Afwa chomps away at Mr. Pineapple, tearing it apart using only his
teeth.]
"TP" AK: Through the training of the mind,, Afwa Kilmanjaro has
managed to surface greater then any other superstar. Since Afwa cross
over from Samoa, Afwa had the intent to become the NSW Heavyweight
Champion, Afwa now crush the vile American race and walk along the
path of Powerful tendencies. Mr. Promo, you have a chance now to be
like Afwa, you have a chance to be Afwa friend. You try and crush Afwa
and Afwa crush you like Afwa does to Mr. Pineapple. Mr. Promo, you and
Afwa shall dominate the NSW Tag Team scene, making us the most
destructive, not to mention collussul team ever to wreck havoc on the
SWA, so Mr. Promo, I'll be watching, seeing what you can do, for Afwa
knows soon NSW Tag Title be his. Afwa want more and what Afwa want,
Afwa get.
[Afwa continues to chew as he speaks, the juice spilling out down his
Samoan face.]
"TP" AK: Afwa Kilmanjaro has seen what excuses all of you are, he has
seen that you all try and be like him, a wild, savage, who, thanks to
Richard Starr, Mr. Promo and not forgetting The Hornet and the so
called best of the SWA, Zig Zag "T" Green, Afwa has risen above all of
you. Now Afwa see that you all try and take his title, Afwa guard it,
like it was Afwa friend. Afwa know that if he lets his guard down then
Afwa can be forced to subject himself upon vile Americans and that
Afwa not like..
Afwa now go to eat Pineapple.. Pineapple Afwa friend. All NSW and the
rest of the world though shall remember like stones of the sea, each
of you shall be tossed into the Lava Crush and then made to fear the
words you can't hear.."
[Afwa Kilmanjaro then mutters some words in Samoan, he then spits the
remains of the pineapple onto the floor, crushes it between his bare
foot and then the scene fades to black.]
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