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[OT] Song that gets you cracking up every time you hear it?

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CJ Moss

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May 27, 2000, 3:00:00 AM5/27/00
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My vote goes to Jungle Fever by Stevie Wonder . . .

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Tigress

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May 27, 2000, 3:00:00 AM5/27/00
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"Weird" Al Yankovic's "Albuquerque"

It makes absolutely no sense and it's absolutely hilarious.


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M. Emery

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Are you 'absolutely' sure that you 'absolutely' think the song is so
'absolutely' hilarious and it makes 'absolutely' no 'absolute' sense?

Uhh, absolutely


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Earl Burbridge

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Songs that make me crack up when I hear them? Hmmm...
"She's Got A Girlfriend Now" Reel Big Fish

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Jimmy T.

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It's either "Mope" (the Pac-Man intermission is absolutely hilarious!)
or "Yummy Down On This" by The Bloodhound Gang.

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Duffman

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Hmmm.. I don't know the song's name, so I'll just use my lovely singing
voice here...

[Clears throat.]

# Do your boys hang low? Can you swing them to and fro? #
# Can you tie them in knot? Can you tie them in bow? #
# Can you sling them over your shoulder like an American soldier? #
# Do your boys _hang_ low? #

[End]

Or something close to that.

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LoPic29

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One of the sickest songs that I have ever heard would have to be "Cereal
Killer" on the "Blackout" CD from Method Man and Redman. The lyrics are just
off the hook, and everything about it -- from the parodies of violence in rap
music to the samples of cow noises mixed in -- is pure genius, and gets me
laughing every time.

# I can't help myself, my thoughts aren't my own #
# These voices in my head just won't leave me alone #
# Murda, murda, murda! #
# Kill, kill, kill! #
# Take nuts and bolts out ferris wheels! #

... Of course, I could have voted for "All the Small Things", but I wouldn't
want to offend our old school "legend", Las, now would I? LOL

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AaRoN KoZaK

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Tigress <kdh...@netzero.net> wrote in message
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> "Weird" Al Yankovic's "Albuquerque"

> It makes absolutely no sense and it's absolutely >hilarious.

Finally, someone who appreciates the genius of Weird Al. We have gotta chat
sometime..

Aaron Kozak
KNI Sucked, but Weird Al rules..


AaRoN KoZaK

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"That's your horoscope for today" by Weird Al Yankovic..

Aaron Kozak
I believe that's the title..

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Psicko

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I'ld have to go for Adam Sandler's 'At a Medium Pace'

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Psicko

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I'ld have to go for anything 'sung' by Celine Dion.

Tigress

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AaRoN KoZaK <Ujob2...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Tigress <kdh...@netzero.net> wrote in message
> news:S5IX4.2709$4X5....@newsfeed.slurp.net...
> > "Weird" Al Yankovic's "Albuquerque"
>
> > It makes absolutely no sense and it's absolutely >hilarious.
>
> Finally, someone who appreciates the genius of Weird Al. We have gotta
chat
> sometime..

Sure thing. >^_^<

Tigress

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AaRoN KoZaK <Ujob2...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> CJ Moss <duntc...@aol.commonsense> wrote in message
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> "That's your horoscope for today" by Weird Al Yankovic..

I forgot about that one. That one is funny too.

Another song that makes no sense and is still funny.

The Big Nazi Bastard

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Anything sung by one of those oh so popular boy bands that Las Post loves so
much. :)

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Earl Burbridge

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A specific song is needed here, the ultimate in bad songs, no matter what,
a song that lives in the heads of each and every one of you, like a virus,
just waiting for the right moment to strike, and infest your thoughts for
days on end....

Mi mi mi mi mi mi


o/ Don't tell my heart, my achey breaky heart, I just don't think it
understands.... For if you tell my heart, my achey breakey heart, it might
blow up and kill this man... WHOooooooooooOOOOO!"

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On Sat, 27 May 2000 15:04:59 GMT, Jimmy T. <nirva...@earthlink.net>
wrote:

>It's either "Mope" (the Pac-Man intermission is absolutely hilarious!)
>or "Yummy Down On This" by The Bloodhound Gang.

"Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)", "Fire Water Burn"
and "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" are much better - and
funnier - Bloodhound Gand songs than the ones you mentioned.

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Pato Deegan

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Uh. I don't like insane Clown Posse. But my friend has one of their cd's, and
there is this line one song where one of them go

"Hey, listen to this. <Makes weird brpbrpbrp sound>. You know what that means?
NOTHING! But it scared you, didn't it? Cause people don't be doing shit like
that! But me, brpbrpbrp, bitch, brpbrpbrp, I'm all about it!"

~Pato
And anything by Vitamin C.

Jimmy T.

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In article <39311e0...@news.axess.com>,

Well, the music IS much better on One Fierce Beer Coaster (it's kind of
got a little bit of that Sab raw guitar sound on it and the cover
of "It's Tricky" was cool) and it is a funny album, but I think it
depends on your sense of humor. I found the Pac-man segment on "Mope"
pretty damn funny, and what can I say? There's not a damn thing you
can do about it.

If you replied to my post for the sake of being an asshole (at least
that's the impression I got), well then, I guess you did your job and
then some.

Jon Herrmann

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>>It's either "Mope" (the Pac-Man intermission is absolutely hilarious!)
>>or "Yummy Down On This" by The Bloodhound Gang.
>
>"Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)", "Fire Water Burn"
>and "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" are much better - and
>funnier - Bloodhound Gand songs than the ones you mentioned.
>

I'm sorry, but I have to say "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper
is Crying", "She Ain't Got No Legs" and "You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" are
three of the funniest BHG songs. 'Pretty When I'm Drunk' is especially a fun
song. If any of my friends starts getting on a fat chick or something at a
party, we always make sure to pop this song in and play it continuously.

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On 28 May 2000 17:14:33 GMT, jjh...@aol.com (Jon Herrmann) wrote:

>>>It's either "Mope" (the Pac-Man intermission is absolutely hilarious!)
>>>or "Yummy Down On This" by The Bloodhound Gang.
>>
>>"Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)", "Fire Water Burn"
>>and "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" are much better - and
>>funnier - Bloodhound Gand songs than the ones you mentioned.
>>
>
> I'm sorry, but I have to say "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper
>is Crying", "She Ain't Got No Legs" and "You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" are
>three of the funniest BHG songs. 'Pretty When I'm Drunk' is especially a fun
>song. If any of my friends starts getting on a fat chick or something at a
>party, we always make sure to pop this song in and play it continuously.

Shit, forgot about the Use Your Finger era stuff. Haven't listented to
that cd in a while. As for "Lap Dance" it was funny once, but only
once. I fast forward to "Along Comes Mary" as soon as it comes on.

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Jon Herrmann

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>Shit, forgot about the Use Your Finger era stuff. Haven't listented to
>that cd in a while. As for "Lap Dance" it was funny once, but only
>once. I fast forward to "Along Comes Mary" as soon as it comes on.

I probably like Use Your Fingers better than the other albums. As far as
"Lap Dance", it's not really a good "song" because I hate country, but the
lyrics are genius :-) Even the title makes me crack up...but then again, I
have a warped sense of humor...

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On 28 May 2000 19:34:05 GMT, jjh...@aol.com (Jon Herrmann) wrote:

>>Shit, forgot about the Use Your Finger era stuff. Haven't listented to
>>that cd in a while. As for "Lap Dance" it was funny once, but only
>>once. I fast forward to "Along Comes Mary" as soon as it comes on.
>
> I probably like Use Your Fingers better than the other albums. As far as
>"Lap Dance", it's not really a good "song" because I hate country, but the
>lyrics are genius :-) Even the title makes me crack up...but then again, I
>have a warped sense of humor...

I bought One Fierce Beer Coaster just because I had to hear how a song
called "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" sounded. My ex
girlfriend can vouch for that one.

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Jon Herrmann

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>I bought One Fierce Beer Coaster just because I had to hear how a song
>called "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" sounded. My ex
>girlfriend can vouch for that one.
>

I forgot all about that song. That's another great one. Most of their songs
are funny though. How about "Why's Everybody Always Picking On Me?" That
one's funny alone just because of the part of the song where Jimmy Pop
screams...

"The drummer from Def Leppard only got one arm!" like 15 times in a row...

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On 29 May 2000 02:27:34 GMT, jjh...@aol.com (Jon Herrmann) wrote:

>>I bought One Fierce Beer Coaster just because I had to hear how a song
>>called "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" sounded. My ex
>>girlfriend can vouch for that one.
>>
>
> I forgot all about that song. That's another great one. Most of their songs
>are funny though. How about "Why's Everybody Always Picking On Me?" That
>one's funny alone just because of the part of the song where Jimmy Pop
>screams...
>
> "The drummer from Def Leppard only got one arm!" like 15 times in a row...

9 times actually.

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