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out of that match! It wasn't fair!
Smokey: Nevertheless, he was beaten by a woman.
Gerry: Oh shut up Reynolds!
Smokey: As Blaze heads for the back, Wilson is staying out here now as his
match with Brimstone is up next.
Gerry: That Syn character is gone from the stage too. Thank God!
Smokey: Were you afraid of him?
Gerry: Hell no! I just didn't want to listen to his rambling any more!
Smokey: Well, Ian Wilson is already in the ring, waiting for Brimstone.
Back to you Sarah.
NAWC: MARCH TO MAYHEM PPV
MATCH 5
INFERNO MATCH
BRIMSTONE VS. IAN "INFERNO" WILSON
Written by Adrian Palmer
SMG: This contest is an Inferno match!!! Already in the ring, from
Winnipeg, Manitoba, he weighs 238 pounds,... Ian... "INFERNO"...
WILSON!!!!!!!!
[Wilson raises his fists in the air as he prepares for his opponent by
bouncing off the ropes and stretching.]
[The lights go out all over the arena. Then, Rob Zombie's "Dragula" hits
the speakers. The fans jump to their feet and give a pretty good face pop,
surprisingly.]
## dead I am the one ##
## exterminating sun ##
## slipping through the trees ##
## strangling the breeze ##
## dead I am the sky ##
## watching angels cry ##
## as they slowly turn ##
## conquering the worm ##
Smokey: Look at this! These fans are cheering on Hell's Servants!!
[A red strobe light blinks rapidly above the entranceway. Brimstone and
Hellfire come out from behind the curtain.]
## dead I am the pool ##
## spreading from the fool ##
## weak and want you need ##
## nowhere as you bleed ##
## dead I am the rat ##
## feast upon cat ##
## tender is the fur ##
## dying as you purr ##
[The green spotlights on the towers click on and follow them as they slowly
head down the aisle. Hellfire is actually high fiving fans hands.]
## dig through the ditches ##
## burn through the witches ##
## I slam in the back of my ##
## dragula ##
[Brimstone goes into the ring as Hellfire stays at ringside.]
SMG: And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Hellfire, from Hell on
Earth, weighing 275 pounds, he represents Hell's Servants,....
BRIMSTONE!!!!!!!!
DING!! DING!!
Smokey: There's the bell. Hellfire backs away from the ring as the flames
shoot up, surrounding the ring! She can't help her man for this one!
Gerry: Yeah but nobody can interfere either!!
Smokey: Brimstone and Ian Wilson lock up now. Collar and elbow tie-up.
Brimstone backs his smaller opponent into the ropes. A whip across! Wilson
hangs on and reverses it! Brimstone comes off! Big lariat from Wilson and
the big man didn't go down! Wilson tries for another! Still can't get
Brimstone off his feet! Wilson backs into the ropes now! Here he comes!
Diving lariat!! No!!! Powerslam from Brimstone!!! He just nailed it
perfectly!!
Gerry: Wilson shoulda' been careful about that! He wasn't even stunning
Brimstone! What makes you think you can knock him down without stunning him
first?!! Brimstone pulls him up now and backs him into the corner!
Brimstone with a stiff one to the jaw! And lifts a knee into his gut!
Brimstone pulls him out now! And hip tosses him across the mat!!
Smokey: This has been all Brimstone so far but it's still very early going!
Brimstone locks on a reverse chinlock now! Ian Wilson is struggling to get
out! He's climbing to his knees! He's on the right knee now! Drives an
elbow into Brimstone!! And another!! Brimstone releases the hold!!
Wilson's back to his feet!! Standing dropkick takes Brimstone down!!!
Gerry: That got him!! Wilson pulls him up now! And snap mares him over!!
Inferno off the ropes! Dropkick to the back of the head!!! Wilson pulls
him up and hooks him from the side! Belly to back suplex!! No!! Brimstone
blocked it!! Low blow!! Brimstone with a go behind on Wilson!! Into a
waistlock!! And takes Wilson over with a German suplex!!!
Smokey: These two are well matched considering Brimstone is so much bigger
than him! Brimstone pulls him up now and backs him into the corner! Lands
a forearm shot to the face!! And another!! Brimstone backs up now! He's
sizing Wilson up! Here he comes!! Like a freight train!! Big knee lift!!
No!!! Wilson moved away!!! Brimstone hit the turnbuckle hard!!
Gerry: Wilson spins him around now!! And scoops him up! Wilson with a hard
slam to the mat!! He goes off the ropes! Drops a leg on Brimstone!!
Wilson is back to his feet now!! He pulls Brimstone up! Wilson with a hard
right to the face!! He backs Brimstone into the corner! Irish whip
across!! Brimstone crashes in face first!! And here comes Wilson!! Big
clothesline to the back of Brimstone's head!!
Smokey: This match has gone back and forth folks!! A great match!! Both
these men are giving it their all!! Wilson scoops Brimstone up now!!
Samoan drop!!! Wilson drops an elbow now for good measure!! He's back up
now!! Waiting for Brimstone to get up!! Wilson jumps on the ropes!
Brimstone's up!! Springboard moonsault from Wilson!!! +Both men are back
up now and we got another tie-up!! Both men are grappling for position
here!! Brimstone gets the upper hand!! Whips Wilson off the ropes!! And
Brimstone catches him by the throat!!! He's got him up!!! Chokeslam to
Hell!!! He nailed it!!!!
[The lights go out. "The Perfect Drug" by Nine Inch Nails hits the arena
and the crowd boos.]
Gerry: Now what does this freak want?!!
Smokey: I don't know but you better watch what you say Gerry. This guy
could probably kill you!
Gerry: I'm not afraid of some dimwit in a bathrobe!
[As the music continues, a light appears behind the entrance curtain. It
grows larger until out steps Syn with a flash of light illuminating the
arena. Brimstone can be seen staring at him curiously. Syn stops at the
top of the ramp and produces a microphone again.]
Syn: My search continues, yet, I have found several possibilities. So far,
my first client has been made. He, is the rookie Hellhound.
[Short pause]
Syn: Now, three other people interest me. They are: Hellfire, Blaze, and
Brimstone. So after you finish off this feeble opponent of yours Brimstone,
come find me in the back. I'm sure we can make a deal. The same goes for
Hellfire and Blaze.
[Syn turns and makes his exit.]
Smokey: Well it looks like he's making quite a bit of progress. Back to the
match, Ian Wilson has come back to his feet now and Brimstone turns around.
Headscissor takedown from Wilson!! He pulls Brimstone to his feet and is
trying to throw him over!! If he gets him over, this match is done!!
Gerry: Brimstone's trying to hold on to the top rope though!! He is using
all the strength in his body to prevent himself from going over!! Wilson
nearly has him over!! Brimstone's just laying on the top rope there!! He
rolls back into the ring and is trying to get up!! Wilson backs into the
opposite ropes now!! Here he comes!! Brimstone is back up!! Drop toe hold
on Wilson!! He's sliding toward the apron!!
Smokey: His hair has caught fire!!! His hair's on fire!! That's it!!
Brimstone wins!!!
Gerry: No!! You gotr it wrong Smokey!! The whole body has to be engulfed
in flames!
Smokey: Oh!! Wilson's going berserk with that pain though!!! His hair is
torched!!! Brimstone scoops him up!! Flips him upside down!! Uh oh! UH
OH!!! HE HAS HIM IN POSITION FOR THE CALL OF THE DEMONS!!! HE NAILS IT!!!
THE CALL OF THE DEMONS!!!
Gerry: And Wilson's flaming hair was put out!! HAHA!!! But Wilson is out
cold!! Brimstone is signaling to the crowd!! What's he saying?!
Brimstone: Oh god! I think he wants to hit another one!!! NO!! NO!!!
HE'S PULLING WILSON UP FOR ANOTHER CALL OF THE DEMONS!!!!
Gerry: He's got Ian upside down in position!! Hellfire tossed a chair into
the ring in position!!
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Smokey: JESUS!!! CALL OF THE DEMONS ON THE CHAIR!!! WILSON'S DONE!!!!
Gerry: Brimstone pulls him up now!! Onto his shoulder!! He's gonna dump
him into the flames!!! This is it!! Brimstone's the winner!!! He dumped
him!! Wait!!! Brimstone falls over the ropes!! Both men are in the
flames!! Both men are being burned up!!! How the Hell did Brimstone fall
over the top!!! I don't know!!!
Smokey: He bent too far over when throwing Wilson into the fire!!! Now
Hellfire is trying to pull Brimstone out of it!!! She can't get to him!!
God knows what the referee's decision will be on this one!! Both men went
over!! First Ian Wilson, then Brimstone!!
Gerry: Kevin Bryant is conferring with Head Referee on the decision now.
Looks like they've come to a conclusion.
SMG: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match, because he went into
the flames after his opponent, ... BRIMSTONE!!!!!!!!
Smokey: EMTs are coming down now with stretchers!! The flames are out now
but Wilson and Brimstone lie scorched on the concrete!! This was
ludicrous!!
Gerry: The EMTs have Wilson on the stretcher first and they're wheeling him
to the back. Remember we have a few ambulances waiting for emergencies.
Now is one of those times!
Smokey: The EMTs are strapping Brimstone down to one of those stretchers
now! He doesn't look happy about it!
Gerry: He used to be in a mental institute remember?! He had to be strapped
down a lot!
Smokey: Good point. Hellfire is going back with him.
[The scene cuts to the backstage as the stretcher with Brimstone on it goes
through the curtains. Syn is seen standing there and he joins the entourage
as they head out of the arena.]
Gerry: WOO HOO!! Syn's leaving the building!! Hopefully we won't have to
hear from him again!!
Smokey: You are scared of him!
Gerry: Shut up!! Who's next for a beating?!
Smokey: Next up The Titan challenges Dao Shogun in a match of Shogun's
choosing. Two extra ropes are being added to the ring right now. Plus,
we've brought in a special Japanese referee for this match.
Gerry: That's right. Tirayoshi Taguchi from Tokyo, Japan has come here for
this special mtchup. Personally I think The Titan is gonna dominate him.
All the way through.
Smokey: Well, don't count out Shogun just yet. We know he's one of Japan's
most honored fighters! So he'll definitely pose much of a threat to Titan.
Gerry: Whatever. Let's just go to the ring.
NAWC: MARCH TO MAYHEM PPV
MATCH 6
5 RING ROPES + SPECIAL JAPANESE REFEREE
DAO SHOGUN VS. THE TITAN
Written by Adrian Palmer
SMG: The following contest is set for one fall!! No cheating is allowed!
The match will be refereed by special guest referee, Hirayoshi Taguchi!
Making his way to the ring first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, he weighs in at
289 pounds, please welcome,... THE TITAN!!!!!!!!
[The Titan's music hits the arena and the crowd gives a mixed reaction. He
comes out in his usual attire with a cocky smile on his face. He quickly
heads for the ring. Before stepping inside the ring, he tests the fourth
and fifth ropes. He then bends the top one down so he can step over.]
SMG: And his opponent, from Osaka, Japan, he weighs a mere 215 pounds, the
honorable DAO SHOGUN!!!!!!!
[The Japanese National Anthem hits the arena to yet another mixed reaction.
Dao Shogun comes out in full battle gear waving a Japanese flag. Dao looks
surprised at the crowd's reaction to him. However, he quickly makes his way
to the ring and slides through the ropes. He removes his armor and puts the
flag at ringside.]
DING!! DING!!
Smokey: There's the bell and this one's under way! Titan and Shogun lock up
in the center of the ring! Go behind by Shogun! Titan falls backwards,
flattening him to the mat!
Gerry: That's the way you do it!! Titan's back up now and he pulls Shogun
up! Titan whips him into the ropes! What the?!! Shogun fell after hitting
those ropes!! He's clutching his back!!
Smokey: Look at that top and second from top rope!! Their coverings are
worn away!! THOSE ARE BARB WIRE ROPES!!!
Gerry: Awesome!!! The Titan did cheat!! Kevin Bryant sees it too but he's
just letting it go!! Great!!
Smokey: Titan pulls Shogun up and whips him into another rope!! This is
unfair!!
Gerry: Hey!! That's my line!! Shogun's in some serious pain though!! Look
at his back! It's all bloodied!!
Smokey: I see. This is terrible! This was supposed to be a clean match and
The Titan had to ruin it!!
Gerry: So what!! It's way better now than it would've been!! Titan whips
Dao into a third side now!! He's really getting chewed up by those wires!!
Smokey: Titan helps him up! And connects with a kidney punch!! That makes
things even worse!! He hoists Dao up now!! Tilt-a-whirl backbreaker!!!
Obviously he's focusing all his attention on Shogun's back!! Titan has him
up again! And he's laying Dao on those wires!! Titan is landing stiff
shots on him there!!! This is brutal!!!
Gerry: This is going just as I thought!! Titan is slaughtering Shogun!!
And there's still a match between the two after this!! HAHA!!!
Smokey: God don't remind me!! Titan pulls Shogun off those ropes now!
Thank goodness!! Dao is cringing in pain!! The Titan pulls him to his feet
again!! Knee to the gut!! Oh no!!! Titan has him up for a powerbomb!!! A
TITAN BOMB!!!! HE NAILS IT!!!!
1 .......
2 ...........
3!!!!!!!!
THE TITAN ROLLS THROUGH DAO SHOGUN!!!! THIS WAS A MASSACRE!!!
Gerry: And a damn good one too!!!
SMG: Your winner, by pinfall, is THE TITAN!!!!!!!!
Smokey: Poor Sarah Gellar. She has to stand there amidst all that carnage!!
We should have never hired her for this show! It's way too brutal for a
girl of her class!
Gerry: Oh shut up!! Bring out those singapore canes!! It's time for Shogun
to get another thrashing!!
NAWC: MARCH TO MAYHEM PPV
MATCH 7
SINGAPORE CANE MATCH
DAO SHOGUN VS. THE TITAN
Written by Adrian Palmer
Smokey: The Titan has a singapore cane now and Shogun can barely stand!! He
has one as well!
DING!! DING!!
Smokey: There's the bell and here we go with your kind of match Gerry!
Gerry: The last one was great too!! Dao's holding his cane low, thinking
he's gonna protect himself! HAHA!!
Smokey:Titan swings first! SHOGUN BLOCKS IT!! Shogun with a shot of his
own!!
<CRACK!!!!>
AND NAILS THE TITAN SQUARE IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!
Gerry: Yeah but The Titan can take these shots!! He's a big guy! Dao
shogun swings again! Titan ducks away!!
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!!>
Gerry: HAHAHA!!! HE JUST WAFFLED SHOGUN WITH ONE!!! SHOGUN'S DOWN
AGAIN!!! THE TITAN WITH ANOTHER SHOT!!!
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Smokey: Jesus!! He's busted Shogun wide open again!! First his back, now
his forehead!!! This is absolutely ludicrous!!
Gerry: HAHA!! Yeah but me and the fans are enjoying it!! That's all that
matters!!
Smokey: The Titan's signalling to the crowd!! God no!! No!!! He drops his
cane!! He boots Shogun in the midsection!!! THE TITAN'S GOING FOR ANOTHER
POWERBOMB!!!
Gerry: No!! Get it right! It's THE TITAN BOMB!!!! THE TITAN COVERS ONCE
AGAIN!!!
1 .........
2 ..............
3!!!!!!!!!!
Smokey: Dao Shogun had no chance this time!!! This was absolutely brutal!!!
The Titan wanted some Hardcore action!! Tonight he gets it!!!
SMG: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner!! Again. THE
TITAN!!!!!!!!!!
Smokey: Even Ms. Gellar is disappointed about this match!! That should tell
you something Gerry!
Gerry: Tell me what?!! That she's a dumb broad?!!
Smokey: I can't believe you! EMTs are coming back down here with another
stretcher!! They're trying to clean up Dao Shogun and wheel him to the
back!! They've got him strapped in. They're wheeling him to the back.
This was just terrible. That's all I can say folks. The Titan is a beast!
What a viscous assault he orchestrated here tonight!!
Gerry: Titan's going after that stretcher!!! HAHA!!! He's pummeling Shogun
on the stretcher!!! Those medics have scattered!!! Titan's on the stage
right behind it!! And splashes Shogun through the stretcher!!! What
action!!!
Smokey: What carnage!!!
Gerry: Next up we have a big nine man Battle Royal for the #2 spot for the
Television title. Those nine men include: Mad Dog, Richard "Madman" Miller,
"Suicide" Lacey Fernandez, Gravis, Tsunami, "Rocket Star" Perry Harrils,
recently signed "Top Gun" Ben Tuckwell, Sean DuBose, and Hans the Icelandic
Enforcer. It's gonna get messy!! Let's go to the ring!!
NAWC: MARCH TO MAYHEM PPV
MATCH 8
9 MAN BATTLE ROYAL
Written by Adrian Palmer
SMG: Will the nine combatants for the Battle Royal make your way to the ring
now please.
[All nine fighters come down, each with their own reaction from the crowd.]
SMG: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the Battle Royal!! The winner becomes
the #2 Contender to the Television Title!!
Smokey: Sarah steps out of the ring and these men are starting at it
already!
DING!! DING!!
Smokey: Gravis and Tsunami are going at it! Mad Dog and Richard Miller are
going at it! Sean DuBose and Perry Harrils are exchanging shots! Lacey
Fernandez is battling the monster Hans!
Gerry: Look at Ben Tuckwell!! He's just slumped in the corner observing it
all!!
Smokey: He's playing it smart! DuBose whips Perry Harrils off the ropes!
Harrils comes off! Back body drop from DuBose!! Harrils is eliminated
already!!
Gerry: HA!! Shows what a wimp he really is!! DuBose is helping Lacey
Fernandez now with Hans!! Both of them are double teaming him!! Hans grabs
up Lacey!! Spinebuster slam!!! That's the way to do it!!!
Smokey: DuBose drops him!! Hans bumps into Mad Dog!! Those two are going
at it now!! Richard Miller and Ben Tuckwell are exchanging shots now!!
DuBose goes over and helps Tuckwell!! This is madness!!
Gerry: Hans swings at Mad Dog!! The Dog ducks away!! Scoops Hans up!! And
dumps him out!! That's two gone!! Seven to go!!
Smokey: Miller and Mad Dog go back at it now!! Ben Tuckwell and Sean DuBose
are double teaming Gravis with some high risk moves!! DuBose with a
headscissors!! Tuckwell follows with a legdrop!!
Gerry: Tsunami joins in to help them!! All three men are pounding down on
Gravis!! Twinkies fights back though!!! He's unloading on all three!! He
scoops up Tuckwell!! Inverted atomic drop!! Tsunami with a clubbing blow
to the back!! He pulls Grabis up now!! Lacey Fernandez comes over!! She
slaps Gravis in the face!! She's unloading on him now with stomps to the
gut!! Meanwhile, Mad Dog has thrown Miller out!! That's two for him!!
He's going after Tsunami now!! Tsunami and Mad Dog exchange shots!!
Tsunami scoops him up!! Gorilla press slam from the big man!!! Tsunami
climbs up the turnbuckle now!!
Smokey: Be careful up there!! You should never go up the turnbuckles during
a Battle Royal!!
Gerry: Very true!! Lacey Fernandez charges at him!! A clothesline knocks
him to the floor!! Four are out! Five left in the ring!! Ben Tuckwell,
Lacey Fernandez, Sean DuBose, Mad Dog, and Gravis!! Gravis and Mad Dog are
now beating on Tuckwell and DuBose!! Fernandez jumps in to help!! All
three have Tuckwell in the corner!!
Smokey: It doesn't look good for him! DuBose nails Mad Dog with a stiff
one!! But Fernandez knocks him to the floor!! She has two!!
Gerry: Mad Dog and Lacey are exchanging blows in the center of the ring!!
Lacey's a tough girl!! I'm surprised!!
Smokey: Gravis is still pounding away on Tuckwell!! Gravis goes for a
lariat!! Tuckwell ducks it!! Spins Gravis around!! Boot to the
midsection!!! And hits the Face Tuck!!! He dumps Gravis to the outside!!!
Gerry: Meanwhile, Mad Dog has also disposed of Lacey Fernandez after a
powerbomb!! So it's Mad Dog and Ben Tuckwell left in the ring!! Mad Dog
has eliminated three while Ben Tuckwell has only one!!
Smokey: Tuckwell's using his speed and agility to outmaneuver Mad Dog!!
Tuckwell with a springboard moonsault on the big man!
Gerry: He's lucky he didn't get eliminated trying that!! Tuckwell pulls Mad
Dog up again!! Tuckwell with a left jab to the face!! He snap mares Mad
Dog over!! But Mad Dog comes right back up!! Thrust kick from Tuckwell!!!
Mad Dog's down!!! Tuckwell sits on the top turnbuckle!! Mad Dog's getting
up a little!! He's still bent over though!!
Smokey: Tuckwell jumps off!! TOP ROPE FACE TUCK!!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!!
TUCKWELL HAS IT RIGHT HERE!!! HE PULLS MAD DOG TO HIS FEET!! TUCKWELL
LEADS HIM TO THE ROPES!!!
Gerry: Noooo!!! DAMN!! TUCKWELL THREW MAD DOG OVER THE TOP!!!! TUCKWELL
IS THE #2 CONTENDER!!!
SMG: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, ... and #2 Contender for the
Television Title!!!... "TOP GUN" ... BEN ... TUCKWELL!!!!!!!!!
Smokey: Great matchup we just saw!!! The newcomer Ben Tuckwell gets the
surprising win after beating Mad Dog with a top rope Face Tuck!!
Gerry: So when is this fool gonna get a title shot?!!
Smokey: Next week on FNF!
Gerry: Oh.. great!
[We Will Return...]