[CCW] NOVEMBER REIGN (Parts 11 and 12)
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as a white limo is idling outside the arena. The roving reporter is positioned
so that he cannot be seen, and is talking in a hushed whisper.]
ER: Cassandra, Mouth . . . Let me tell you, it's not easy being the eyes and
ears of the fans of Championship Caliber Wrestling! There is so much going on
tonight, I can hardly keep up! However, my crew and I just saw something VERY
interesting! While we all just saw Alex Libido and his wife Cameron in the
lockerroom of The Young Guns, the mystery woman that ducked into CCW TV Champ
Axl Blaze's lockerroom earlier tonight just emerged from the arena--and is
waiting in this limo . . . presumably for the Television Champion!
MM: Who is it, Eddie?! If it's not Cameron, then WHO?
ER: We're not sure, Mouth--but we're going to do our best to find out . . .
Shhh. . . Here comes the champ!
["El Guapo" hides behind a stack of boxes as the TV champ passes. As he
approaches the limo, the door opens and the mystery woman steps out. She has
traded her red dress for a silver thigh-length rain coat. As Blaze sees her,
his face lights up. ]
BLAZE: So, babe . . . You ready to celebrate like only a champion can?
[The woman, whose hair is still hanging in her face to hide her identity,
smiles--and then unties the coat, letting it fall open to reveal the TINIEST
string bikini! Blaze laughs, throwing his gym bag into the car and planting a
passionate kiss on the woman's mouth. As he does, "El Guapo" springs from his
hiding spot.]
ER: Axl Blaze, who who IS this woman? It's obvious she's not . . .
[As both Blaze and the woman look up, startled, the camera FINALLY gets a
glimpse of her face full on--as does "El Guapo." The veteran reporter gasps.]
ER: KANDY? Kandy Sakar?!?
[Axl Blaze begins to laugh hysterically.]
BLAZE: Hey, Libido . . . No hard feelings. It's not YOUR fault you and that
bimbo wife of yours were manipulated by "The Blazer"!
[As Blaze pushes Kandy Sakar into the limo, he smiles.]
BLAZE: And, Justin . . . I guess your wife is a "Heat Seeker", too--because it
must have been pretty damn cold in the Sakar family's bedroom . . . But there's
ALWAYS a Blaze in mine . . . If you know what I mean.
[As the Television Champ's laughter rings out, he climbs into the limo, slams
the door, and the car pulls away.]
ER: Mouth, Cass . . . I'm STUNNED! While Alex and Cameron Libido were being
manipulated, it was actually Young Gun Justin Sakar's wife that was
rendezvousing with the Television Champion! I can't believe it!
MM: Man, that Kandy is a FOX! WOO-HOO!
CR: Axl Blaze is a dispicable man! He's nearly ripped apart Alex and
Cameron--and NOW he's targeted the Sakars? Unlike Cameron, though, Kandy
appears to be a willing participant in this game of human chess.
MM: Can you blame her? "The Hot Shot" has been firing blanks in the ring. What
if that has followed him HOME, too?
ER: Mouth, Cass, I'll keep you posted if I see anything new back here.
MM: You do that, Ramirez.
[Just then, "Bad Medicine," the theme for the "Legendary" Physicians, blasts
through the arena. The arena breaks out in a respectable amount of applause.]
CR: You can here the introductions of our X-Treme Champion, Mouth. The
Physicians have started to regain their once-mighty fan base after a tenure on
the 'dark side'--and it's based largely on the long-running altercations these
masked men have had with the notoriously unpopular Wilson Brothers--Reon and
Noer.
MM: Well, The Physicians have had a very successful 1999--with or WITHOUT the
fans, Cass! Doctor Pain captured his first solo World Heavyweight Title earlier
this year by dismantling Nigel Payt . . . er, Steel, and that little rookie
that COULDN'T "Shooting Star" Zach Bradley in a 3-Way Dance. While Payton went
on to capture the belt later, Bradley disappeared--and I say good riddance.
CR: He was talented, Mouth, but it has been squandered. Bradley got off to an
incredible start in CCW--with wins over standouts like Tommy Gunn and Dr.
MID-Nite--but faced into oblivion after Pain put him away to crown CCW's
first-ever World title. Since then, Pain has taken every opportunity wreak
havoc and claim titles--becoming CCW's SECOND X-Treme Champion about a month
ago by defeating "The Frankfurter."
MM: Look at that giant . . . WHY would "The Franchise" . . . That's FRANCHISE,
Cass . . . want to be locked in a CELL with this man? 6'11" inches of
destruction.
CR: To his credit, Wilson had a VERY notable run as the X-Treme champ. He
carries wins over Jason Leonard and Death Warrant--to name a few.
MM: Man, if you have footage of Death Warrant and Wilson on tape, it could be a
collector's item now that Dave's career is . . . Well, you know . . .
CR: Sad but true. Pain is in the ring, Mouth--and this one is about to start.
It appears that MID-Nite is heading back to the lockerroom--since he's got "The
Bad Boy" Bobby Kamakazee on his plate for later in the night.
MM: For the International Championship, nonetheless! Kamakazee and MID-Nite
will be great in its own right . . . but mix in "The Professional" Brendan
Blade as special guest referee, and you've got a 'classic' on your hands!
CR: 100% true. Fans, this one is about to start--if that harlot Stacey would
get out of the ring.
MM: Man, I'd like to get locked in a Cell with HER.
CR: As long as there's ample penicillin, I suppose you would be O.K.
MM: I'm telling you, the two of you are headed for a showdown.
CR: I wouldn't waste my time on that woman. Mouth, there's the bell--and this
one is under way! Wilson charges toward Pain immediately--but the champion
side-steps! Wilson hits the turnbuckles, and Pain spins him around, driving his
boot once . . . twice . . . three-times into the midsection of Retard Wilson!
And he follows with an Irish whip!
MM: Wilson hit with such force, he bounced forward and landed flat on his face!
The 360-lb. champion is on an absolute tear! As the challenger gets to his
feet, Pain races in--LARIAT!
CR: Bone-shatteringly close to his 'Decapitator' finisher, Mouth--and Pain has
dropped down for an early cover!
[REF: ONE! TWO!]
MM: Wilson kicked out, but Pain drags him up immediately. He whips him to the
ropes again--and goes for a big boot.
CR: NO! Reon Wilson just dropped down--and landed a low-blow to Pain's
unmentionables! Mouth, that was uncalled for--if effective--and the big man has
toppled to the mat!
MM: It's certainly ONE WAY of evening the odds! Hell, that since shot have
chopped 10 inches off of Pain!
CR: WHAT?! 10-inches?!
MM: Not in THAT way, Cass! I'm talking about the height-difference between the
6'1" Wilson and the 6'11" Pain!
CR: Thank GOD!
MM: You dirty minded . . .
CR: I get your point, though. With Pain on the canvas, both men are the same
size--and Reject is stomping away! The mask of Pain was already bloodied
earlier in the night--and it appears that Wilson is attempting to reopen that
wound to his advantage.
MM: Hey, Cass, when you didn't understand what I meant . . . Did that make you
look at Pain in a whole new light?
CR: You're a pig, and I won't even THINK of commenting on that. Wilson drags
Pain to his feet--and just ran him face-first into that fencing! He's grating
Pain's faces across the cage, and Pain is struggling against it.
MM: Pain lands an elbow in the midsection that backs Wilson up, but the
challenger steps back--and just dropkicked the champion into the caging!
CR: It was promised that there would be no holds barred in this one, and it's
coming to fruition. Neither man is showing a bit of mercy.
MM: Did you EXPECT them to?
CR: Not really. These men have a common goal--the X-Treme Title--and, after
tonight, it seems a common enemy: Kevin Tainer.
MM: Tainer arrived in CCW the night that Wilson won the belt the first time . .
. and then disappeared almost as quickly. Now it seems as if he's back--with a
purpose.
CR: He might be "crazy", but he's focused . . . and incredibly talented! He
traded the SSWF Hardcore Title with Doctor Pain in 1998.
MM: Thank you, but that has been covered already.
CR: It must be the affects of watching Repeat Wilson in action. In the ring,
"The French Fry" whips Pain to the turnbuckles--and connects with a running
splash into the corner.
MM: Why do I think that probably had a lot less impact than if the roles were
reversed? Wilson only weighs 240-some-odd pounds, Cass. Meanwhile, after a big
lunch, Pain is pushing 400!
CR: Wilson is climbing the ropes, Mouth--and launches himself at Pain for a
flying crossbody-block . . . NO! Pain catches him--staggering backward--and
spins! He just crushed the challenger against that CELL wall!
MM: Ugh! Look at the nasty red marks springing up on Wilson's back. Oh, Cass .
. . [gagging] If he starts to bleed . . .
CR: Oh, my heavens. Mouth, control yourself! Pain holds onto Wilson--turning
and planting him in the center of the ring with a powerslam.
[REF: ONE! TWO! TH--]
MM: Close, but Pain didn't close the deal! It's going to take more than THAT to
get a win over "The Franchise" of CCW--and our "Hardcore King"!
CR: What in the hell is Stacey doing? She's digging under the ring . . . She's
pulled out a broomhandle, Mouth!
MM: I can see that, Cass. Thanks for the announcement. In the ring, Pain pulls
Wilson up, sending him for the ride--No! Wilson reverses, and Pain hits the far
side hard--just as Stacey slams that broom against his back.
CR: It barely even stung the former World Champ--but it got his attention. As
he spins to face his assailant, Retread charges! A running knee-lift drives
Pain face-first to the mesh! Mouth, it's opened up that wound on the champ's
face--because his mask is starting to drip again!
MM: Drip? [gagging]
CR: Oh, my word . . . Fans, while the Mouth is trying to hold in lunch, I'm
getting a report from "El Guapo" in the back. Mouth, he's located PEP!
[We cut to screen-in-screen action.]
[As the X-Treme Championship Match continues unabated in the ring, Eddie
Ramirez is standing outside the control room -- which houses the lighting techs
and various sound people, etc. Inside, PEP is rather animated as he appears to
be grilling those in charge.]
ER: Cass, Mouth . . . I haven't had a chance to talk to the President, but I
did see him duck inside here. As you can see through the sizable glass window
in the door, he seems like a man on a mission. One party DID hear PEP say that
he was going to 'show Gunn a thing or two' just as he entered the control
booth. What that means, though, is merely speculation at this point. Meanwhile,
word from the locker room of the former Stud Stable is nothing but confidence.
Numbers are on their side, and they feel that PEP is grasping at straws . . .
any straws possible.
MM: You made us cut away from this incredible HELL IN A CELL match for THAT?!
Ramirez, you should be ashamed to call yourself a journalist!
ER: I'm doing my best back here, Mouth. As soon as I substantiate something,
I'll let you know.
CR: Thanks for the hard work, Eddie. We know how difficult it is to get the
tough stories.
MM: In the ring, it's been Pain working over "The Franchise," and, Cass, it's
starting to get pretty darn . . . Gory. I mean, Pain's mask is soaked through
with blood--and Reon Wilson is busted open, too!
CR: Yes, he is. Very likely that Wilson was opened up when he was the recipient
of a "hot shot"-style move that planted him face-first to the cage. It's rather
hard to tell, though, since both of these men have gone head-first into the
fencing so often that anyone ELSE would likely be unconscious!
MM: Doctor Pain scoops Wilson up, and he's got "The Franchise" on his shoulder.
Running powerslam? NO! Wilson slides down behind, shoving Pain--and the giant
goes head-first into the cage! Wilson grabs him from behind. Rollup!
[REF: ONE! TWO! THR--]
CR: Close--but not close enough! Reon Wilson is up--and hits a flying bulldog
that plants the champ! Mouth, Wilson is be 'fed' that broom-handle through the
cage by Stacey!
MM: It's a no disqualification match, so this is smart! These men are beating
the hell out of each other for a championship belt that Kevin TAINER has!
CR: Very true . . . But I'm not going to let Stacey involve herself. I'm not
going to allow it to happen!
MM: WHAT?
CR: Stacey has interfered long enough!
[Cass stands up, putting down her headset.]
MM: Oh, my GOD! Cassandra Randall, my cohost, has taken off her mic--and she's
at ringside! She just grabbed Stacey from behind, preventing her from giving
Reon Wilson that broomhandle! I can't believe it! What's more, the FANS can't
believe it--and they're going wild! Stacey is screaming at Cass--and she just
shoved her! But Cassandra shoves her back--and lands a roundhouse right hand
that nearly took the "Queen of Hardcore" out of that mini-dress she's got on!
What a shame that it was only "Almost"! Fans, Cassandra and Stacey are going at
it at ringside! This is amazing . . . I just wish I had someone here to call
the . . .
[A voice with a southern twang chimes in.]
HAL CLEAVER: Be careful what you wish for, Mouth--it just might come true!
MM: WHAT?! You?
HAL: I was standing by in the back with nothing to do . . .
MM: The buffet was empty, huh?
HAL: Guilty as charged. [giggles] Fans, we've got a real donneybrook at
ringside between these two beautiful young women, and it's nearly surpassing
what's going on in the ring!
MM: It HAS surpassed it! Reon Wilson had a clear upperhand against Doctor Pain
just 30 seconds ago, and now Stacey and Cass are duking it out right in front
of us -- and Pain has taken the upper-hand inside the ring!
HAL: Stacey is a fine young lady, but she failed to realize that Cassandra is a
trained wrestler! She put in some time inside the ring as "Miss America" back
in the SSWF--and that might have been where her loyalty toward the Physicians
started.
MM: You're wrong there, Tubs, this has NOTHING to do with loyalty toward the
Physicians. It's about jealousy! Cass wishes she were HALF the woman that
Stacey is!
HAL: I dare say, Mouth, without the silicon, STACEY would only be half the
woman Stacey is . . .
MM: Now, Beav, you'd LOVE Vera to look like that!
HAL: You leave my blushing bride out of this and call the match! In the ring,
Doctor Pain sends Reon Wilson to the ropes--and connects with a big running
knee lift! Meanwhile, Cassandra and Stacey have fallen to the ground,
grappling.
MM: Not for long, Chunks--here come the security guards! I hope they show Cass
that you simply can't attack the competitors. What kind of example is that
setting?
HAL: In the ring, Doctor Pain has Wilson on his shoulder--and just rammed him
face-first to the cage! And again! Now Pain turns around: Shoulderbreaker! The
X-Treme champion drops across the top contender for the cover.
[REF: ONE! TWO! THRE--]
MM: That was as close as you can get--but Wilson managed to kick out! "The
Franchise" is determined, Tubs -- and he's not going to let Pain walk out with
that title if he can keep from it!
HAL: Mouth, look! The big man has scaled the ropes! He's going for a splash off
the 2nd rope!
MM: AND MISSES! Reon Wilson rolled out of the way, Hal! "The Franchise" rolls
on top and has the leg hooked!
[REF: ONE! TWO! THRE--]
HAL: Durn near got 'im, Mouth--but it's like that old saying, you if you get
close enough to put salt on a bird's tail, you can catch him . . .
MM: What the hell does THAT have to do with this match?
HAL: Nothin' . . . but it sure was fun to say!
MM: SHUT UP, HILLBILLY! Outside, Stacey and Cass have been separated by the
security officials--which hasn't slowed "The Franchise"'s progress. Wilson has
Pain up, slamming his head repeatedly into the top turnbuckle, Beav . . . I . .
. [gags] . . . Can't . . . [gags again]
HAL: Every time Wilson slams Pains head into the turnbuckle, blood is
splattering all over! Fans, this match has turned into a bloodbath! Both Pain
and Reon Wilson are covered in crimson . . .
MM: Oh, my . . . [barfs]
HAL: The more things change, the more they stay the same!
MM: Would you just call the damn . . . [barfs again]
HAL: Hey! Did you have KFC for dinner?
MM: SHUT UP! This match is ALMOST as gross as you looking in the waste can! And
now look at Wilson--he's going to the top! He's prepared to put an end to this
one, Mouth--and take back that title he dropped to Pain a few weeks back.
MM: He's perched on the top . . . But Pain is up! The giant lands a fist to
Wilson's stomach -- and a second stops the challenger in his tracks. Beav, the
champ is moving to the second rope . . .
HAL: Mouth, he's going for a superplex! The 7-foot giant has Reon Wilson
hooked! He's lifting him . . .
MM: NO! Hal, Pain's foot slipped -- in that BLOOD on the turnbuckles! Wilson is
falling--and he lands on top of Pain! "The Franchise" has the cover!
[REF: ONE! TWO! THREE!]
HAL: He did it! "The Franchise" Reon Wilson has won the X-Treme Title for a
second time!
MM: And it was due to that bloody turnbuckle! Doctor Pain slipped--and Reon
Wilson fell on top of him! The now FORMER champion is up--and he's pummeling
Reon Wilson! The new champ is struggling to his feet after this hard-fought
bout, but Pain is furious!
HAL: He's never been the type to like losing--especially in a hair-splitting
nail-biter like this! Pain is working Wilson over--and the now TWO-TIME X-Treme
champ is mounting an offense . . .
MM: And he'll need to! Look who's coming this way . . .
HAL: Oh, my stars and garters, Mouth! It's "The Insane One" himself--Kevin
Tainer! He's rushing at the ring--and he's wearing the CCW X-Treme title as he
climbs into the ring!
MM: It's a 3-way brawl! Tainer . . . Pain . . . and Wilson! Tubs, they are in a
fisticuffs that is getting wild.
HAL: And now Pain and Wilson have apparently put their hard feelings aside!
They've joined each other in beating on Tainer! They each grab a hand full of
that greasy black hair--and run across the ring, slamming Tainer face-first to
the cage! "The Crazy One" goes down, and Wilson and Pain are stomping away on
him!
MM: These two men have completely forgotten their own hatred of one-another for
a moment--and are taking it all out on Tainer . . . who attacked BOTH men
earlier in the night.
HAL: Now Pain is pulling Tainer to his feet, backing him to the corner. The
Physicians is pounding away on him, presumably taking out his frustration at
dropping the X-Treme title as he did tonight. He's working the nutcase over . .
.
MM: And Wilson has that X-Treme title. They beat it right off of Kevin--and
Wilson rushes at Pain!
HAL: Oh! He just hit the big man across the head! Pain drops to his knees, and
Wilson hits him with it again! And takes a shot at Tainer, too! Both men are
dazed--and "The Franchise" is beating a hasty retreat.
MM: And he's taking the X-Treme title with him! We've got a new X-Treme
Champion--but you can be damn well SURE that we've not heard the last of this
situation, Beav!
HAL: To say the least!
MM: As the cage is lifted--and Tainer and Pain collect themselves in the
ring--we've got word from Eddie Ramirez that the situation regarding Cassandra
and Stacey is continuing in the back!
HAL: Now there are a couple of phillies that just can't throw in the towel!
MM: Fans, let's go to the back for the update.