[Quick rp] from IKON
DX0SUCKIT
[IKON is seen in the back and he then walks out to the ring]
IKON: Ya know something, I come out here and he realizes that he has to talk
about the two biggest jobbers and cry babies thaty the HwA ever
produced….Jobber number 1 is Kevin Nash…Jobber number 2 is his Tag Team Partner
Sandman. Well If you don’t mind I would like to start off talking about each
one at a diffrent time.So lets start with Kevin Nash. His nickname is The Big
Faggot or the Ant Killer Kevin Nash. Well so we’re talking about Jobber two
other wise know as…well I don’t really know a lot about this Jobber except he
used to be called Diesel or OZ.Wow What a name OZ I wish I could have one like
that. I’ve only watched him speak against me once when they got the Tag Title.
I mean how much can I freakin know god damn it? How much can I freakin know?
Well I don’t have the best memory but I do recall Jobber 2 is his partner and
going to retain those straps they say. But I hate when it says partner ship
because they our not partners they just double team and cheat alot. . So I do
not believe in Anybody and that includes you Sandman and your Beer drinknig
tatics. So Nash you think yuo can beat IKON and My partner twice huh? Well if
that’s what you think, think that all you want because you know and I know that
it is so untrue. So, Jobber number 2 Sandaman, so IKON is going to give you
the beating of your life if you don’t mind at all. So Nash or Big Sexy the
Giant Killer , you don’t have a chance against me, hell, I don’t even think
that you have a chance against The Rock . But, Rock, Do not think I am on your
side because I would never be in my life unless I am forced or on drugs. Every
team for themselves between the two best Tag teams Sandman/Nash vs LOD all I
want you to do is remember what I said. So when the IKON hit you all with the.
As the Rock Says, Ultimate Smack Down as he calls it, the first one to be
effected will probably be Nash because I have really never met him in Tag
Matches. But, Nash, don’t be to sure that I wont change my game plan because if
I want to I will.I talk about each one of you because I only want to focus on
one man and my partner will take the other man.I want Sandman only because he
thinks he is cool because I beat him twice already. So IKON is coming for the
Gold and both of yuo but I want mainly only 1 of you peopleor I am saying that
I’m coming for both of you and I’m coming in barely any time. So now let us go
back to Jobber number 2 Sandman , I wonder what you think of the IKON after he
only focuses on you. All you say is that you don’t give a crack about me and I
really do not care. Well if that’s what you think, I really don’t give a Crack
about you either. What I am going to do is spare Nash a little bit since what
I really want is that no good Jobber, that is, stone cold Steve Austin
"Hardcore Hak" or Sandman in this match then I ask of you…what are you
drinking? I’m serious. You are all f*xked up your beer drinking jobber Sandman
. I mean Sandman . You talking about me being weird. Damn stop talking about
yourself boy stop it! You know you piss me off pretty much Sandman saying that
you’ll beat my @55 if I get in your way well I have twice in singles matches
and beat you and I beat 2 twice in Tag and one in stable and you beat me once
in Tag. Well I’ll kick your @44 even if you don’t get in my way so what do you
think of that boy? What do you think of that.I really do not care if this is a
Tag match because I want those titles but I want to kill Sandman even worse
[IKON pauses a minute and he waits a few seconds as the fans go wild]
IKON: I know what you think, you don’t think anything. You just don’t give
anything abot me . Right? Of course. You always say that and I’ve had enough of
it already god damn it. Because you piss me off too freakin much Nash. All you
do is piss me off. And if you know what’s good for you you’ll know what I do
and you will know how I act after I kick you and Sandman out of the arena.
Because you know and I know that IKON will come in with or without a Tag
Partner and beat Nash and Sandman up And that’s that Nash. If you dare to get
in my way well then you are a big fat stupid long legged jobber will go down.I
wanna focus and destroy Sandman. In this match I will beat your @44 and I will
beat Sandman's @44 at the same time I am only in this for the Tag Team Gold. So
Kevin Dog when you are laying on your back out cold and you see a Table being
set up and you being lifted up and on top of it and you see me go to the top
rope and apply a twisting corkscrew moonsault thent he IKON Edge and you hear
the 1-2-3 and the Ref will ring the bell as Sandman is on the outside healing
his injuries and we our knew tag champs. You’ll know that was the first of many
times that you will fail when you put your @44 on this line against the New Tag
CHampions And Nash , I’m not even close to done with you.Sandman do not worry
your time is coming. Nash you make me sick. You and your stupid @44 vocabulary
just god damn make me freakin sick. I’m totally serious here. I will kick your
@44, because you don’t have what it takes to stay in the ring with an extreme
icon like IKON from bell to bell. So Nash you think I’m going to let you go in
this match? Hell no! I never ever let anyone free in these kinds of matches.
This is a Tag Team Title Match. 2 teams and of course no mercy. So Nash when
I’m through with you, you will be left in a bloody pulp and you know that I
mean what I say. And what I say is always very strong. And I always do what I
say. If you or Sandman don’t believe me, Well trust me, you will believe me
after this match takes place. You will believe me and if you don’t well I’m
sorry but you’re probably mentally ill or something.When we have those Tag
Titles and LOD is still on top yuo willl know we rule. Everyone who fights IKON
with or without a partner learns that he means what he says when he comes out
here and talks!!! They learn that when they get hit by the IKON Edge and they
are almost driven through the ring, they’re lucky to even be alive. Well you
will be lucky if you are alive when I am finished with you Nash and Sandman.
Because Sandamn and Nash when you feel that the IKON Edge has been hit. And the
pains in your back start to go off. You’ll realize that I meant it when I said
this is your demise. Your end. You’re finished Nash, you’re done you’re out and
like I said before when you are laying on the mat out cold the only thing that
will be going through your head will be voices saying that you should have
believed IKON when he warned you that you were going to be finished after this
match. You see Nash , IKON is as dangerous in a singles match but I wonder when
a Tag Match when I got a partner to help me out. I bring 50 tons of weapons And
we all know that IKON and my partner our the best Tag team in the Tag Divsion
And the Best Tag team will never DIE!
[IKON drops the mic and leaves the ring. He walks to the back and beats on some
Jobber.He grabs a mic from the table and he speaks as he walks somewhere]
IKON: So in the HwA when Myself and my Partner pevail and become the best Tag
team you all will know we ur just to Perfect for Nash and Sandman and any toher
opponents. And IKON does not care what you all say Because I only care what he
says and nobody else can change that. So IKON says that Nash can just bend
over and he can just kiss my Ash That’s right Nash makes me sick so he can just
bend over and kiss my @44 And Nash if you don’t want an @44 beating well
then….you will just have to lay down on the mat and let me pin you for the
1-2-3 and we our new Tag Champions. Nash you can get your finisher on me 20
times and it will probably hurt you more than it hurts me. So IKON think that
Nash should shut up before I decided to focus on him even more! Damn it Nash
you don’t do anything to me besides make me sick you just make me so god damn
sick. So stop freakin talking to me and trying to piss me off because it
doesn’t keep you safer from IKON. In fact it actually gets you in more danger
than you were in before. IKON thinks that Kevin Nash is just a washed up
little idiot. He’s just a god damn idiot just a god damn idiot. So Kevin Nash
when IKON has his hands around your neck and at the IKON Edge is felt, then it
will be smooth sailing for IKON from now until the end of time because myself
and partner can focus on Sandman and we got the tag titles no problem. See IKON
has major problems with Nash now because he’s such a freak and all I want to
do is send his Fat @55 back to hell where it belongs. IKON and my partner think
that you Nash and Sandman just fear us because Now we our more Dangerous than
ever!! Ya see IKON has lots of problems with lots of people but he has the
biggest problems with The People who stole our Tag Titles Sandman and Nash.
Well I’m Still talking about Nash and for the one time that I heard Nash
speak, I’ve actually said a lot about him maybe even too much about him. See
the IKON has even more things to say on Nash. Nash you know that you make me
sick. Literally sick, I’ve been throwing up out in the back for the past two
hours. Damn something is wrong with you. Actually a lot is wrong with you my
friend. I know Nash that you have more problems than with me and The Harcore or
as he says Extrem ICON Sandman. See one of your problems is you are a big ass
freak and if I were you….personally I’d kill myself but what I would do right
now if I was you….I would bend over and kiss my @55 goodbye because your @55
belongs to this man, your @55 belongs tothe LOD and IKON and my Partner And you
can’t change that my friend you cannot change that because my friend you don’t
have the strength to save your @55 from the owner of it….that is IKON. .
Nashand Sandman let’s make this match an all weapons c-4 match Tag Title
Elimination. Let’s change the stipulations in this match….President, this match
is all weapons legal c-4 Elimination Match . I want IKON and myself to kick
some @44 here
[IKON pauses and kick a machine and a gatorade comes out he drinks it and then
he throws it. He still heads in some direction somewhere. No One knows]
IKON: See Nash calm down I am almost finished talking about you and then I will
get on Sandman Nerves.You know it is easy talking about one of you at a time
actually. So, Sandman don’t let your guard down because IKON coming for you!!!
Nash so I have said that you are a big washed up old piece of trash and that
is all true. And what I said about the New Tag Champions and The IKON Edge
will happen soon enough and of course president don’t forget to make the match
a Weapons c-4 Elimination Tag team Title Match . IKON is trully the Extrem
ICON! and what the hell is the EWA ytou say? Well I don’t know what the hell is
wrong with your grammar because in case you didn’t know we are in the HwAhere.
Not the EwA so get your act together Nash and talk back to me if you have any
guts which I know you don’t have. You don’t have any guts at all Nash . Like I
said you are and will always be washed up and will never ever even be close to
the icon that IKON is!!!. Don’t think you will even almost beat up IKON and my
Partner because We our is planning on ripping your carcass to shreds.The
Stress is making me go insane. And he will do that Sandman and Nash. You will
feel my wrath, whether you like it or not. So Nash and Sandman be prepared
because your demise will soon occur and soon IKON and my partner will be on top
of the world!!! Now I think that it is about that time to talk about The
Jobber number 2 Sandman or Hardcore Hak,.Hak what a name I mean thats worse
than meat or Prince Albert. That’s right Sandman if you have not noticed I am
talking to you. Sandman , personally I think you’re a good wrestler but the way
you’ve been acting to IKON, all it does is god damn make me sick. Now for most
of this interview I will be talking about the second man and the partner of
nash that is Sandman. So Sandman, like I said to Nash, you don’t have what it
takes to stay in the ring with IKON from bell to bell whcih I proved in our
singles matches. Which simply means that you cannot take IKON without your tag
partner. So Sandman, you have been out here blabbering every second of your
life, and all you talk about, is how bad you are going to kick IKON @44. And
what I say to that is a simple question. Prove it! All I want you to do is even
try to prove that you are a better wrestler than IKON. Because I assure you,
Sandman you don’t trust anybody and really I don’t trust anybody except LOD
and you the nWo, so I guess that sort of makes us alike which is bad because
what kind of moron would want to be like Sandman, when they can be like The
World Champion.....IKON! Sandman , I know and you know that you are definitely
a heavy talker but you want to know what I know and you know also? I know and
you know that when you get into that god damn ring you totally and I mean
totally try to get out of the match as soon as possible. Because Sandman ….you
want to know why? Why? Because you are a big fat stupid piece of garbage as
Austin says….that doesn’t know that him and Nash will be losing those titles in
a short while at the PPV to us. Sandman just comes out here, talks like he is
the toughest guy the world has ever seen and he means what he says just like I
mean what I say. But the difference between me and Sandman , is that when it
comes up to the time when IKON has to carry out what he says,IKON god damn does
it...Always.. but…when the time comes for Sandman to carry out what he says, he
never carries it out because he is a big piece of trash of course.
[IKON stops by LOD's locker room and he walks in grabs his World and Stable
title and he leaves as LOD is wondering what he is doing and he heads on to
where ever he is going]
IKON: See SSandman can give everyone the swears and the other stuff but
basically that's all he can do. See this is wrestling, not being scared and
cussing at people. But Sandman Doesn’t think the same that I think because he
is just only a big fat jobberr.Sandman trys to back up what he says but he can
not ever and he does not ever back it up. .So Sandman , later in this interview
I will talk about how I’m going to kick your @55, in details. And when I am
finished talking about how I will humiliate you tomorrow, you will always and I
mean always be scared of the World CHampion. So, Sandman now all the people
would like to know why? Why do you run away from all these wrestlers but act
like you are a big strong tough guy and can beat them in two and a half
seconds? Why do you do this? Because it even makes no sense to me. Sandman ,
you make no sense to me either. Sandman , all I have to say to you is that you
can just bend over kiss my @44 just like Nash should do. And you can also beg
for some mercy even though it wont work. Because Sandman when IKON is
destroying someone or something he always leaves it, ripped in shreds. So
Sandman and Nash when I do rip you to shreds and when you are left down on the
mat in a bloody pulp, you know that you should never ever mess with the HwA
World Champion. You see, Sandman , IKON is coming for your stupid lame @55
carcass and when he lets you hit all the way down to the IKON Edge, you will
know that when I said your @55 belongs to IKON. I meant that your @55 will
belong to IKON. See I say Sandman should just shut his hole in his face because
IKON is getting a little bored of his lame speeches. See my speeches, when I
say my speeches the fans cheer because they know that I mean what I say and I
say what I mean. And I mean what I’m saying in this and every interview! Every
word that I have said in this interview so far, I mean! Well Sandman you say
that people want to be like Sandman ? Well lately I don’t think that people
want to be like a Jobber who lost to me twice unless the world has gone insane!
So Sandman, my old game plan was to let you and Nash who work as a team to move
alot and try to fight me but I will burn you and I will wait until you are both
tired and basically can not continue. Well if IKON kept that game plan and he
didn’tthrow a punch until the end of the match you wouldn’t be in much danger,
because Nash can’t hurt a fly! And so Sandman what now? My new Game Plan is not
to let you guys tire but to let you both just wait and I just attack from the
beginning and destroy.How are you going to escape IKON game plan? How? Ha, you
see you have nothing, nothing at all and you will never ever have anything at
all to get out of the way of IKON brand spanking new plan.
[IKON is then seen turning a corner. The Camera follow]
IKON: You know something Sandamn , you are definitely the kind of guy that gets
on my nerves and pisses me off. You are actually the kind of guy that pisses
everybody off!!! So what you do best is piss people off I guess. So since you
are that kind of guy, IKON's Plan has been formulated rather well. Sandman ,
you don’t know the shortcuts in wrestling. You always have to take the hard way
out. Always the hard way out for Sandman since he is such an awesome wrestler
and he can do anything that he wants. Well Sandman , since you are such a good
wrestler I bet you could probably take anybody. You could probably take a 10
foot professional right? I bet you probably say you can. So I think I better
change my game plane 1 more time And you’ll probably come out here again
talking about how your going to kick IKON's @44. But, right now the rock says
that his FINAL game plan will be finished sometime before midnight tonight. And
that is really what IKON has got to say about that. Sandman you think that IKON
will not survive against you? Actually that really makes IKON laugh because
you’ve got this all backwards! See with Sandman all I can say is two words
about that pissed off. I am up to the top with Sandman, and I know I shouldn’t
get pissed off because that is Sandman's and Nash’s goals. There goal in every
match is just to piss people off. That is probably what they does best. You
know Sandman you really are just plain pathetic because you are so screwed up.
You come out here and you say…..I’m going to kick IKON's @44 and he is nothing
but a jobber. Well must be the best jobber HwA has seen if I beat you twice
what does that make you a nobody and Nash is a loser. So these Tag Titles will
be rolling my way and my partner at the Pay per View. All you say is I am
stupid…that is your whole god damn interview. You see, IKON is not scared to
come out here and talk for a hell of a long time. See Nash and Sandman you will
both feel the IKON Edge and they know it. And you want to know what I know? I
also know that Sandman and Kevin Nash will hit hard face first on the mat. And
you want to know what I know will not happen? I know that Sandman will not get
his dumb DDT or Russian Leg Sweep on me or Nash little Powerbomb. Me and My
Partner will get our moves on and ehre the ref count 1...2.....3 New Tag Team
Champions! I’m out here to talk about how I’m going to beat Nash and Sandman’s
@44es with or without a partner….Yeah what the hell was I doing wanting to
talk about Road Dog? Oh well back to talking about the match I’m going to win
at the Pay Per View. So Sandman, let’s go back to you if you don’t mind.
Sandman, I already told you what I think of you and if you don’t remember then
I think you are a big piece of Garbage. So Mr.Hak you thought you could get
away from IKON? Well it is not that easy to get away from the best damn
wrestler to ever walk the face of the earth as you would imagine….so….what was
I talking about…..oh yeah I’m still talking about how I’m going to kick @44 in
this Weapons c-4 elimination Tag Team Match at the Pay Per View in a short
While. So for the next two minutes that I have I plan to talk about the
destruction of Sandman and Nashthat WILL occur coming up at the Pay per View
for the Tag Belts. See, this will be IKON's second Elimination Tag Title Match.
And this will be his 11th match in this federation. i have been told that I
have approximately another two minutes to finish my interview. So Nash and
Sandman you both will perish in the hands of IKON. Everyone knows that I hate
Sandman in this match more than I hate Nash. But, I do hate Nash too.The Olny
reason I talka bout Nash is because he is tag partner of Sandman and I gotta
beat both with my partner to get the gold abck in LOD. So don’t you leave him
all out of this because he is involved in this match as much as Sandman. You
know something Sandman, I’m really going to beat your @55 to a bloody pulp,
Sandman, because you know something…. You’ve gotten me pissed off to the top.
So, Sandman and Nash you two have probably heard what I have said in this
interview and I am basically done with this whole thing. But when I come into
this match. IKON is going to raise the Tag Team Title High after we win them
and watch you both just rott. So all I got elft to say is those three words
tyhat our going to keep yuo guys from winning and they our
Death BY Fire
[IKON drops the mic and he opens a closet as the camera is going to follow him
he appears in the VP's and the Prez's Office for a little meeting on his
COntract situation]
Bad-Cool
-bad-cool
nada000000
> bad rp...
kinda........
>too much speaking
depends. 'f you've got something to say, and are interesting in a post,
then its different.
Sabu424 - Wrestling Commentator
:
>[IKON is seen in the back and he then walks out to the ring]
>IKON: Ya know something, I come out here and he realizes that he has to talk
>about the two biggest jobbers and cry babies thaty the HwA ever
>produced….Jobber number 1 is Kevin Nash…Jobber number 2 is his Tag Team Partner
>Sandman. Well If you don’t mind I would like to start off talking about each
>one at a diffrent time.So lets start with Kevin Nash. His nickname is The Big
>Faggot
i stopped reading here. i think you can do a roleplay without
resorting to homophobic comments. Are you wushu68 ?
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>resorting to homophobic comments. Are you wushu68 ?
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