Nick Demola is dead...
NickDemola
But after being named the #6 most hated man in e-wrestling, I
figured I'd post something to live up to it. I didn't KNOW my
character was so OVER WITH ALL OF YOU! WOW! DON'T CAPS JUST
PISS YOU OFF???
So WHALA!
No. I won't pull a Bilodeau. Or an Ian Walsh (YOU KNOW YOU DID
IT! HAHAHAHAHA! Kidding... maybe...)
And I must say this-
No, it's not that I MUST say it. It's that I want to. I heard
some kid today in my BOOKSTORE that is the BOMB
yelling, "MOMMY! I HAAAAAAAVE TO HAVE THE FOURTH HARRY POTTER
BOOK!" And I wanted to smack the kid upside the head and
say, "GODDAMN IT, YOU TEST TUBE BASTARD! YOU DON'T HAAAAAAAVE
TO HAVE ANYTHING!"
Anyways.
I WANT to say this.
My character is an asshole, but I'm not such a bad guy if you
get to know me...
I've got the soul of a cherub. I walk on water as a hobby.
I've got the mind of a genius. I'm REEEEEEEALLY good at
Scrabble!
And I've got the heart of a child. In a jar on my desk.
Thank you. Thank you.
<bows>
And now I'm off to bed, where I will attempt to forget that I
wrote this. But first, I must clean my cage.
Me: Goodnight everybody!
Everybody: Goodnight Dr. Nick!
<rimshot>
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screamingdrillbit
I could smell his rotting corpse all the way up here in Canada!
Oh, wait... maybe that's because he doesn't bathe regularly?
:-)
Patrick-Who's-*SO*-Gonna-Be-Toast-At-The-Next-MOTR
Alderran01
See Mark Cutter.
See Mark Rosendorf.
And now...see Nick Demola.
However, what it just might mean is that enough people think your New Guard
schtick is the most annoying thing since Cutter's timeliness obsession.
Besides...we all know where the only New Guard in e-wrestling that truly
matters resides.
- Duff -
Uh oh.. I smell another classic Mark Rosendorf post coming on! Followed by
a challenge for Chris Blue to show up at that supercard of his..
[Can't Wait for this sillyness!]
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- Duff -
"You wanna see a man, boy? Do you? Kick me in the Jimmy!"
Jason Russell
Alderran01 wrote:
EMWC's New Guard owns us all, let's just admit it. He fucking took down Rob
Donovan at Showtime! I think that's more than we can say for the rest of the
new guard's careers.
[Feels like Casey James.]
WHOO! :)
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Mark Rosendorf
- Duff - wrote:
>
> Uh oh.. I smell another classic Mark Rosendorf post coming on! Followed by
> a challenge for Chris Blue to show up at that supercard of his..
>
> [Can't Wait for this sillyness!]
>
Nah...no challenge coming, if he wants in, he can come in, if he
doesn't, his loss, right?
Besides, We all know, according to Chris Blue you're either in EMWC or
you Suck...so I'll take the opinion from who it comes :)
Mark
handler of Rick Styles
Mat Findlay
<FLa...@pacbell.net> wrote:
>[Feels like Casey James.]
Why? You drunk?
Mat Findlay
<mark...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> Besides, We all know, according to Chris Blue you're either in EMWC or
>you Suck...so I'll take the opinion from who it comes :)
As opposed to, say, from the person from which it didn't come? Why
would you do that? And why would you need to clarify?
Unless you're actually referring to the credibility of the opinion put
forth by Chris Blue... In which case, it's a matter of you not being
able to communicate your thoughts properly... You know, if this
extends into your roleplaying ability, this might be why Blue thinks
you suck a tankload of ass.
NickDemola
Chris, you know me in private. You know I'm not the asshole
people think I am. But my character is the epitome of an
asshole. I'm not saying my character is WAAAAAAY over, because
jeez... Lord knows Nicky D still has work to do. But I'm saying
that it's really nifty that the character is so well known that
people would actually vote ME as a most hated man in e-w even
though I'm really not that bad a guy.
I don't think I am. Hmmmmmm... maybe I am. Maybe I'm in
denial. Whatev.
But here's the deal. The New Guard angle did its job. It put
over a couple guys who needed to get attention shined on them.
It got the Demola/Thunder feud rolling in the LVPWA. It got
people talking, discussing, and really seeing who was where in
feds.
The best New Guard in e-wrestling are those guys who are
residing on the undercards of feds and aren't getting jack for
respect because they aren't names.
I'm not New Guard. I was surprised it took people so long to
say, "Hey Demola. You're an old man in this thing. What are
you doing?"
What I was doing was opening the eyes of people to characters
who never got their due. Like on MotR III... you see Robert
Mula. The guy has never been heard of. But that guy damn near
stole the second night. Or Mike Waldrop... who made it to the
Ultimate Master's Match with Bad Eye McBaine, Chris Courtade,
Rick Styles, and William Craven. That character is awesome and
deserves more attention. He got it.
Now me? I look at a lot of the angle and say, "Jesus. It got
out of control." And, to quote Ronnie, it was "gay" by the end
of it all (though he'll say it was gay all along). But Chris,
you can't ignore the fact that the angle put the character over
in such a huge way that I was getting heat personally... even
though I on multiple times said that it was not me, but the
character speaking.
It's simple, really. I'm not going to invite anyone to MotR IV
to decide anything. I don't think I need to. People who are
willing to look at everything will see it all and make their own
decisions. Other people, who only want to see what they
percieve as truth, will not give a rat's ass about anyone but
themselves and their inner circle.
The things my character says and what he does are what gets
heat. I'm a very non-controversial person in reality. Ask
anyone who I've worked with. Ask Rod Knowles. Ask Dave
Garcia. Ask Patrick Calnan (you're damn RIGHT you're jobbing at
MotR! lol). Ask any of the tons of guys who I've worked with
in the past. I'm not an asshole at all.
And wow... that was kind of a weird message I wrote last night.
The "dead" thing wasn't cool. I really shouldn't joke like
that, and I'm sorry for doing that. Nobody's written to me
about it, but I do feel bad. It's inappropriate. I guess I was
bored.
So yeah. That's about it.
NickDemola
<shrugs at the sheep>
NickDemola
Have any of the people who think that the character is "bad"
read anything I've done in the last year? Nope.
Jesus, it cracks me up. Ignorance, like yawning, truly is
contagious.
Let's go ahead and lay this out for everyone. You can
say, "This guy sucks," as many of the sheep in #e-w do. And
that's fine. Because their opinions have always mattered about
as much as Bruno Sammartino's matters in regards to today's
version of pro wrestling. They're too busy being stuck in their
own little corner of the game that they don't want to look past
that corner.
But that's okay. I mean, they're entitled to that. I'll never
stop someone from having fun in this game. But the frank truth
is, there's a whole lot of people who really know me and know
that the character of Nick Demola is a damn good one. They love
to work with me, and I love to work with them.
So, whatever. I'll keep going in the UWF and keep feuding with
BT in the LVPWA and laugh at the absolute blind ignorance of
most of that group.
NaturalTG
>people think I am. But my character is the epitome of an
>asshole. I'm not saying my character is WAAAAAAY over, because
>jeez... Lord knows Nicky D still has work to do. But I'm saying
>that it's really nifty that the character is so well known that
>people would actually vote ME as a most hated man in e-w even
>though I'm really not that bad a guy.
What is this? Stop trying to suck Blue's dick. It's pathetic.
>The best New Guard in e-wrestling are those guys who are
>residing on the undercards of feds and aren't getting jack for
>respect because they aren't names.
And they still aren't, dumbass.
>But Chris,
>you can't ignore the fact that the angle put the character over
>in such a huge way that I was getting heat personally... even
>though I on multiple times said that it was not me, but the
>character speaking.
I can... and will.
>The things my character says and what he does are what gets
>heat.
I'm not sure that people wishing they could just put you on a permanant
killfile qualifies as heat.
>I'm a very non-controversial person in reality.
You're not very controversial in e-w, either. People just think that you suck,
wish you would shut the fuck up, and stop trying to cornhole Mark Rosendorf at
every available opportunity.
>So yeah.
>Maybe I'm in
>denial.
Luckily, I have a way of putting things bluntly.
You're not a "heat machine"--you're a "laughing stock". Now, I'll say it again,
and slower this time...
LAAAAUUUUGGGHHHIIIIINNNNGGGG
STTTTOOOOCCCKKKKKK
Thanks.
Lata peeps.
LoPic
NaturalTG
>
><shrugs at the sheep>
You know, I won't answer that question. I'm content to live in my own "little
corner" of the e-w world and not to spit out any of that self-promoting
bullshit that comes with Demola's every word.
So who am I? Who gives a fuck?
Those who matter, know, and for the record, Demola, I am on the UWF mailer. I
have seen your work. And I still think you suck a monkey's ass.
Get over your yourself. It'll likely be the first time you've ever got over on
anyone.
LoPic
- And hey, go fuck Styles if I'm wrong.
NickDemola
I haven't written anything for UWF yet. I was on vacation after
the Summer of Sin ppv, and that's when I joined. So you DON'T
know my work.
Baaaaaaaa
Jason Russell
NickDemola wrote:
LoL. Nick, this was the point where you were supposed to go:
"Insert foot in mouth". :)
NickDemola
my mouth all the time. lol
Shawn Mihalek
"NaturalTG" <lop...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20000806180959...@ng-fh1.aol.com...
So what exactly is your problem, dickhead? Everything you are saying spouts
the stench of jealousy. And if you're just on the mailing list, it means
you're not good enough to be a charter member, so quit bitching about the
people who actually made it.
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The Wasp
WILL win MOTR IV :-)
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Thanks to Mike Hames for putting together
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#58 RSPWF Top 200 for 1999
Currently a participant in the MOTR III !!!!!
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Current:
#58 RSPWF Top 200 for 1999
#20 RSPWF Top 20 for January 2000
Had one of his greatest matches and made it to the
Finals in Nick Demola's MOTR III
Final American Wrestling Revolution U.S. Champion
(AWR has closed)
Former:
UCWF Television Champion
1/2 UCWF Tag Team Champions with
"The Master of Mayhem" Rogue
2 time NWWA All State Champion
NWWA Wrestler of the Month October, 1999
1998 SFWL Shoot fight Champion
SFWL Intercontinental Tag Team Champion with
Terror
2 time SFWL Extreme Champion
SFWL Intercontinental Champion
ACK!!! The Wasp's -FANS- have noted that he
once wrestled for a World Title! :} And got
his ass handed to him in the process
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"Trickster" Bo Zombardi
Their greatest moment was an invasion
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May never be seen again
ACCOMPLISHMENTS
Former:
"Hellhound" Lew Decipher was allowed to cut
promo's at Nick Demola's MOTR I
Alderran01
>my mouth all the time.
That's not the only thing automatically assumed to be in your mouth all the
time!
<cackles>
Blottieb
>time!
>
><cackles>
>
Ewww... what did I tell you about putting Chris' dick in your mouth, Nick?
Only when guarenteed a title shot.
I swear, some people need things spelled out for them...
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Your personal Jesus, Brian J. Blottie
Charter member of THE O-TEAM! We're out for truth, justice, and sucking off
the unfortunate.
I am Suck-ible.
Pato is Mr. O, the jewelry wearing faggot black man.
WE ARE... THE O-TEAM!
blottieb: Moze kinda got some!
Mozying: I'm not empty anymore~!
This is my friend, The Flying Scotsman's AIM "I'm not here" message...
scotsXnews: Sleeping. Well not REALLY sleeping *wink* *wink*....nah, I'm
really jacking off. IN A GIRLS CUNT!!! Well it's a female dog, but it's pussy
ya know? Okay so it's a male dog.....at least I'm not on AOL IM being gay like
you!
Mr. Sparkle Mark #1
He also likes cheese.
Oh, and he's the founding member of the RSPWF SECRET SOCIETY!
The Secret Society is Secret once again...
Dragon rana: Well, Evan Karagis does have the abs to die for
Dragon rana: I'd like to cover him up in oil and rub my cock all over him
El Patico: <Has sex with Blottie and then runs like a child who runs>
Danny Vigilante: This is a travisty.
Blottieb: That you can't spell?
El Patico<!-- (12:36:36 PM)-->: WHY NOT??!?!
TigerDream2000<!-- (12:37:05 PM)-->: BECAUSE MY PENIS IS PURPLE, I'M IN A
SHITTY MOOD, AND I HAVEN'T REALLY WOKEN UP YET!
TigerDream2000<!-- (12:37:07 PM)-->: FUCK!
El Patico<!-- (12:37:27 PM)-->: So what does that have to do with you and me
getting it on?
AlanDude80: I am making Alexa pregnant
Blottieb: Right now?!
Blottieb: Don't you think you should get off the computer if you're
doing that?
Dragon Suplex: I may join a woman's division
Blottieb: That's a mighty big step.
Blottieb: I mean, the breast implants alone have to be pretty
expensive... and the reconstructive surgery! Jeez... you better have a lot of
money!
Dragon Suplex: <Has 27 cents>
Blottieb: If I were gay, you'd be chained in my basement, and you'd
entertain me by dancing around nude, screaming "CLEFAIRY, CLEFAIRY, CLEFAIRY!"
while I made love to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on rye bread.
El Patico: Why do you need to be gay for that?
Blottieb: Why do you hate Tina?
morgster007: because she is a compolsive liar, that talks out of her ass,
she is obnoxious and loud, she talks a lot of shit, she thinks she's hot
shit.....and some other reasons I'm sure..I myself think she is just fine...but
whatever
El Patico: I'm thinking of joining the KKK. I heard they have good
chicken wings at the meetings
El Patico: I blew up my TV.
Blottieb: ~!
Blottieb: How'd you do that?
El Patico: I... tried to turn it on.
Though WWF has banned such high impact moves like the DDT and Piledriver, the
jury's still out as to whether or not they'll ban other high impact moves like
the Rafter Flop, and the D-Lo Neckbraka.
<Vaggy throws cabbage at Blottie, sniffs his crotch, and hobbles away to have
sex with Guapo Miguel> - Written By Pato (my hero!)
Topps has announced that in September they will begin offering WCW/NWO Trading
Cards. Autographed hologram cards will be randomly inserted, and 10 lucky
collectors will get Hulk Hogan's 1932 Rookie Card.
Toy Biz has announced that it will release action figures of WCW/NWO stars
starting in December. Each character will have a unique action feature. Look
for Sting to have special Bat-Swinging action, Curt Hennig will have a
removeable knee, and the Kevin Nash figure will want to stay in the package and
not do much of anything.
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A man was arrested on suspicion of assaulting his girlfriend in a supermarket
parking lot with a 10-pound tuna.
Nicholas Anthony Vitalich, 24, could be charged with assault with a deadly
weapon, police said. He was arrested Tuesday.
``People will use whatever weapon they have available. In this case it was a
fish,'' said Lt. Jim Barker of the police domestic-violence unit.
He added: ``It's a serious incident.''
The man's girlfriend told police that she and Vitalich argued and that he
struck her several times in the face and lower body with the 2-foot fish, which
he had just bought. She suffered cuts and bruises.
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Dragon rana: Cops is stupid. White trash may be least favorite type of
people. They is unlearned cause their schooling ain't adequate.
NickDemola
What are you talking about?
<runs and hides>
corino...@my-deja.com
The reason why Nick (LoPic) posted what he did was the get Nick (Demola)
riled up, or at least into self-defense mode. And, by the looks of
things, it worked.
Oh, and just so you know, Nick (LoPic) is a pretty damn good handler in
his own right, and handles in a few of the "big names". He just doesn't
use the group to toot his own horn.
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Before you buy.
Mat Findlay
wrote:
>So what exactly is your problem, dickhead? Everything you are saying spouts
>the stench of jealousy.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. When someone claims that someone
else sucks, it doesn't automatically mean they're jealous. It may very
well mean that the person thinks the subject sucks.
Seriously... It's like _everyone_ these days immediately assumes that
there's some sort of jealousy going on... And to be honest? Some of
the people around who honestly think they're hot shit really do suck.
Here's a clue... When the only people who think you're cool happen to
be either really good friends of yours or painfully retarded children,
you probably suck.
Take a long, deep, inner look, and come to terms with it.