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((GIWF)) Satan's Palm PPV - (3 of 3)

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[screen fades back in from the commercial break. The crowd is impatient,
awaiting even more bloodlustfull action. HardCastle, sporting his slick
white tailored suit, steps back in the ring with a GIWF mic in hand. The
crowd begins to stir, as HardCastle is obviuosly ready to begin the GIWF
Cage Match between the two GIWF extremists...]


Sierra: Coming up we got the battle of the extremists.

Poppy: This match is going to get everyone up and out of their seats, if
they haven't been already.

Enforcer: Let's go to HardCastle for the introductions.

HardCastle: Our next match is a special cage match! Coming to ring
first, the veteran. The first to ever call himself the most "eXXXtreme"
athlete here in the GIWF, he is a former GIWF National Champion, he is
JOHN BEVERLY!

Sierra: No rookie to cage matches, he's fought in more of these than
regular matches I think.

Poppy: I can't believe he's still standing after all those suicidal
moves he's done.

HardCastle: And his opponent, the relative newcomer to the GIWF. He
calls himself "Too Extreme" and will try and prove that tonight. He is
DAVE BEAN!

Sierra: These guys matchup rather well, this should be a good contest.

Poppy: While you were yapping, the door was shut and Bean charged
Beverly. Beverly caught Bean with a kick in the stomach and then nailed
a snap suplex.

Sierra: Damn, that was quick!

Enforcer: Beverly continuing now, picks up Bean and body slams him. He
goes up to the second rope and rams his forearm right into Bean's
throat!

Sierra: He's going to have a hard time talking tomorrow.

Enforcer: Beverly picks up Bean again and clotheslines him down. Beverly
comes off the ropes and launches himself Moonsault! Here's a
cover..........1...........2.......Nope.

Sierra: We should keep track of these high-risk maneuvers. That makes
one.

Poppy: Will you shut up and talk about the match! This ain't no WCW PPV.

Sierra: You said-

Enforcer: -BEAN WITH A LOW BLOW!

Sierra: Beverly falls back into the corner, and Bean gets some seconds
to mount a comeback.

Poppy: Bean is up now, he runs towards the corner and Beverly
back-bodydrops! OUCH! Bean would have went out of the ring if it wasn't
for the cage. His back just got cut up, and Beverly falls into the
middle of the ring.

Sierra: Beverly crawling over to the opposite corner, he's going to try
and escape!

Enforcer: Beverly is standing on the top rope now, as he begins to climb
up the cage. Bean is stirring however and makes his way over there. He
starts to shake the cage...Beverly is losing his balance.

Poppy: Damn! Beverly just fell off that cage and back onto the floor.
Bean jumps on the top rope and drills a 360 splash! Here's a cover!
1.........2.......NO! Beverly gets his shoulder up.

Enforcer: Bean not too happy either, he thought is was over. Bean pulls
Beverly over to the ropes and pulls him up. He stands him there and runs
the ropes.....NO!

Poppy: Beverly moved!

Enforcer: Beverly moved and Bean's head went right into the cage. He's
cut open!

Sierra: Beverly pulls Bean from behind and nails a side suplex. Beverly
going up top now...wait he's going all the way up.

Enforcer: Beverly is at the top of the cage, all he needs to do is climb
down. But he's pointing to the crowd, no you idiot! Climb down.

Poppy: Bean is gone in the ring....Here goes BEVERLY MY GOD!

Sierra: DOUBLE MOONSAULT AND HE MISSED!

Enforcer: Beverly missed a double moonsault, and is injured big time.
Bean was playing possum, he rolled right towards the door of the cage.
He's telling the refree to open it!

Sierra: The refree has the key, and Beverly is rolling around yelling in
pain.

Poppy: Bean pulls himself out of the cage and falls to the arena floor.
He gets the win!

HardCastle: Your winner at 12:33, DAVE "TOO EXTREME" BEAN!

Sierra: That's a nice rhyme.

[in ring]

HardCastle: Ladies and Gents, and the lil' kiddies too, this next contest is
for the GIWF COASTAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!! (small pop)...
Coming to the ring first, he's one of the key players in the GIWF's MWO,
and is shooting to capture his FIRST GIWF championship...HE IS...
SSSSAAAAVVVVIIIIOOOORRRR!!!!!

["Gimme the Prize" by Queen rips through the arena like a bolt of lightning,
the crowd leaping suddenly to their feet in anticipation. The lights dim,
and
Savior appears in the entrance way. He works the crowd mildly, then is
trailed by a spotlight on his way down the ramp, to the ring. Pyro explodes
from the ringposts, with a cannonlike blast, and Savior plays as if it
scared
him to death. He then hops in the ring and prepares for battle...]

HardCastle: AND HIS OPPONENT...he is one of the GIWF's founding father's
from it's first go around, and recently returned to capture the GIWF Coastal
title WHICH HE WILL DEFEND TONIGHT! Coming to the ring at this time, he
is the GIWF COASTAL CHAMPION....TAAATSUMI "TIGGGERRR" TAANAKKAAA!!!

["Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor hits the GIWF'n LOUD sound system, getting
the crowd again on their feet. Signs wave and children scream as the
sillouette
of a man can be seen through the smoke. Suddenly, the Tiger leaps out into
the spotlight, and sparks spew from the ramp. The crowd goes nuts for
Tanaka,
as he struts to the ring, followed by manager, Mr. Otaru. The GIWF Coastal
Championship is draped over his muscular shoulder, as he leeps in the ring,
only to be met by a kick to the head from Savior...]

Enforcer: That's what I like to see! You don't win matches with clean
breaks,
and waiting for the bell! Don't even let him look up!

[bell tolls]

Sierra: Savior starting it off quick, hungry for his first GIWF
championship. He's
been wrestling in the GIWF since it's reopening six long months ago, and
although
the MWO has held the GIWF Tag Titles on several occasions, Savior has yet to
snatch a strap himself.

Poppy: Savior whips him to the buckle...Tanaka wobbles out...GORRILLA PRESS!
DOWN HE GOES! Savior has the edge in the broan department, and he's
exersizing
that advantage right now. Setup...Tanaka's goin' for a
ride...again...POWERBOMB!
ROLLS UP THE LEGS...COVER!!!
1.....................2......................Not quite sir!

Sierra: Near fall early in the bout, and Tanaka is suprisingly right back
up. The
champion hits the ropes, CRECENT KICK, DUCKED! Tanaka's on the outside!
Savior's going..HE'S CLIMBING TO THE TOP! This isn't something you see
every day outta Savior! CROSS BODY!!! YES! HE NAILED IT!

Enforcer: High risk pays off! This man will go home with a shiny chunk of
gold,
no matter what you, or the wrinkly old man has to say about it!

Poppy: Your gonna have a wrinkly old boot in the crack of yer ass in a
second
son. Savior's crawling twoards the ring now. Tanaka is slowly getting to his
feet.
Savior's up. He's stuggling to get back in the ring, and the official
smartly not
initiating any kind of count. This is a title match, and the fans didn't pay
to see
a screwjob.

Sierra: Indeed. Tanaka is up now. He shakes away the daze, and Tanaka is
furious. He leaps on the apron...SPRINGBOARD...INTO A HURRICARANA!
SAVIOR GOES RIGHT OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING!!! WOW! Tanaka
hits the ropes now...HE FLIES!!! A MODIFIED FOUR-FIFTY SPLASH RIGHT
ONTO A FALLEN SAVIOR!!! THE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY!!!

Enforcer: And it's WARRENTED! That move was amazing! Tanaka is getting
up again! Whoa!

Poppy: He's one tough son of a gun, and he's back on his feet! Tanaka's
gonna
play dirty now folks! He's folding up a chair...he's running...*SMACK* WOW!
He just executed a running shoulder block type manuever into Savior, with
the
chair in front of him! Savior just got a free facial, curtisy of a GIWF
folding chair!

Sierra: Tanaka's rolling him back to the inside now. Tanaka is climbing the
buckle! We may see Tanaka fly once again. GUILOTENE LEGDROP RIGHT
ACROSS THE CHEST OF SAVIOR! COVER!
1.........................................................2.................
..........................BARELY!

Enforcer: I smell an ending!

Poppy: WRONG! Savior just hit a vicious low blow on Triple T, and he's not
gonna be winning, let alone walking for awhile! Savior's talking a moment
to recover...and now he's up! He drapes Tanaka in the corner..*SLAP*
Whatta CHOP! *SLAP* And ANOTHER! He's climbing the buckles now...
time to get old fashioned on his arse! (crowd chants along) 1.......2.....3
....4.....5.....6.....7.....8....9....10!!! YO' LEVEN! Eleven shots to the
kisser,
and the Tiger is takin' a late night walk in La-La Land.

Sierra: Savior hits the ropes again...FLYING CLOTHESLINE!!! Savior's
up again...BIG LEGDROP!!! Drags Tiger to his feet...DDT WITH
AUTHORITY!!! PIN!
1................................2.............................NO! TIGER
KICKS OUT AGAIN!!! Savior's calling for the PENANCE SLAM! HE'S
GONNA FINISH IT!!! HE'S UP!!! NO! NO! NO! REVERSAL INTO A
CRUCIFEX BY TANAKA!!!!!!

Poppy: HE'S PINNED!!!
1...................................................2.......................
........................3!!!!!!!!
THIS ONE'S ALL OVER!!!

[bell tolls]

HardCastle: Your winner via pinfall...AND STILL GIWF COASTAL
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION....TATSUMI "TIGER" TANAKA!!!!!

Enforcer: SOMEONE JUST JUMPED THE GURADRAIL!!! THEY'RE
BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF TANAKA!!! WHY ISN'T SECURITY
DOING ANYTHING!!!

Poppy: BECAUSE...HE'S A GIWF EMPLOYEE!!! THAT'S CYANIDE!!!
HE'S GOT A CHAIR ON THE MAT...*CRACK* LETHAL INJECTION
DDT RIGHT ON THE CHAIR!!!!! He's dragging up a now bleeding
Tanaka, he's pulling him on the outside apron...he's tangling him
in the ropes!?

Enforcer: The fruitloop has a mic...

Cyanide: Let's see that "World's Most Dangerous Move" now there,
Tanaka! Listen up punk... yeah.. your in to position to say fuck all
right now! Your getting off easy tonight, if this what you call easy.
I'm not one to beat around the bush, your little title there, I could
care less about it. You see, this what I'm all about, watching maggots
like yourself suffer. Look at yourself, your hanging upside fucking
down!! Do you possibly know how truly pathetic you look!?!

[Cyanide lights up a cigarette, takes a drag and blows it into the face
of Tatsumi Tanaka. Laughs in disgust and continues..]

Cyanide: My God you are sad looking thing. Tanaka, get mad, get so
fucking mad that'll you'll come to Last Bout looking for blood. Cause
when you reach that point, you'll be entering my domain.

[Cyanide takes another drag then puts the cigarette out on the side of
Tanaka's face. Cyanide stands up grabs the chair and throws it at
Tanaka again. Cyanide smiles slightly then leaves through the crowd.
The camera then shifts back to the annoucers position...]

Sierra: Well, Cyanide is obviously ready to take the Coastal strap from
Tanaka, but that was not necessary.

Enforcer: I bet ya the buyrate just went up a point.

Poppy: I gotta say, I like the kid. He's got the kinda motivation, and
intesity
so many "stars" lack today. I think he's got a real chance at dethroning
Tanaka, speaking of whom, he's being gurneyed to the back.

Sierra: Well, the show must go on. Coming up after this brief break...we've
got the NATIONAL TITLE on the line, when the new champion, Jim "Crusher"
Johnson takes on his newest recruit to the Destruction Co., Tony Penn!

Enforcer: Don't touch that dial!

[screen flips to a commercial for a sponser...]

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