[Vince is wearing white Armani suit, that has black pinstripes on it. Covering
his head is a fashionable white hat, that matches his suit. You see his
gleaming Rolex, over his cocoa brown wrist. On his face are his trademark gold
framed Rayban sunglasses. In his left hand is a fresh, unlit cigar. While in
his right hand is a glass of white wine. Vince sets the glass down, and begins
to speak...]
"THE LADIES MAN" VINCE TAYLOR: Well, well, well, would you believe it... Vince
Taylor is a perfect 2-0 in UCWP competition, just like I said I would be.
Let's recap a little, shall we? First I waltzed into the UCWP and took out The
Agent with flying colors. Then this past Sunday, I was put up against Henry
Martin. I'll give him some credit, he did put up a fight, but like they all
do... he couldn't handle me for the whole match, and he eventually felt the
Money Maker. After that it was lights out, as I picked up victory number two.
[Vince pauses and reaches into his pocket. He pulls out a lighter, and lights
his cigar. He takes a few drags off of it, and exhales the smoke with
appreciation. He then continues to speak...]
"THE LADIES MAN" VINCE TAYLOR: And finally it looks like I'm turnin' a few
heads. People are looking over and sayin', "Who is this fine lookin' black
man? He sure can wrestle." It should come as no surprise to any of you
though, 'cause I told you all that from the beginning. But I guess some people
have to see to believe. Well I showed everybody, and I'm finally gettin' the
respect that I deserve. And it looks like I will be really be tested in the
ring for the first time, 'cause at Fireworks I'm steppin' into the ring with
Christian York.
<Sarcastically.> "Mr. Charisma." Man, you got it tough. Last week you were in
the main event and got your ass kicked by James Pillow, and this week you have
the unfortunate task of havin' to step into the squared circle with me. Which
is worse, I don't know, but I can guarantee you that our encounter on Sunday
won't be very
enjoyable for you.
[Vince pauses and takes another puff off of his cigar, and then he begins to
speak once more...]
"THE LADIES MAN" VINCE TAYLOR: Christian buddy, you're good, and you're
definitely one of the best this federation has to offer. You're accomplished
here, but then again, you haven't faced a "Ladies Man" yet either. I've come
too damn far to lay down to you. So this Sunday when you step into the ring,
you are going to receive the beating of your lifetime, courtesy of me.
[Vince puts his cigar in an ashtray, as if he is already done with it.]
"THE LADIES MAN" VINCE TAYLOR: You see "The Ladies Man" is gonna walk into the
UCWP headquarters, and grab the attention of every woman in attenedence on
Sunday. And Christian, when the ladies go wild when I step out, you're gonna
wish you had half the charisma that I do. Then I'm gonna step into the ring
with York. And we all know what will happen next. I'll wrestle with him for a
little while, showing off my various wrestling abilities. But then the time
will come when it'll be time to end it, and I'll haul Christian's frail ass up
to the top rope. And then I will hit the most breathtaking move in the sport
of wrestling, the Money Maker. Then it's the 1..2..3, and I pick up yet
another victory.
Then I guess I'll head into the the pay per view as the odds on favorite to win
the Lightweight Title. And after I pick up this victory, why shouldn't I be?
Bring on Pillow, bring on York, bring on Wallace, I ain't gonna back down from
any of 'em. I hope it's a four way dance, that way I can kick four asses in
one night. And to top if all of, I'll walk away fifteen pounds heavier as the
Lightweight Champion.
But I don't want to get ahead of myself, so right now the only thing I am
concentrating on is Christian York. Everybody better be ready for a total
dominant performance from on Sunday. And just a little food for though for
Christian York... everybody knows that somebody with "Charisma" is no match
for....
THE. . .
LADIES. . .
MAN!!
[The scene fades to black as Vince finishes off the remaining wine in the
glass...]
=-Dave Mancini-=
Handler of: "The Ladies Man" Vince Taylor
[ASP, BFTW, UCWP]
Maybe a Free Agent
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That is all I'm saying because basically I hate having to scout