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Your personal Jesus, Brian J. Blottie
Charter member of THE O-TEAM! We're out for truth, justice, and sucking off
the unfortunate.
I am Suck-ible.
Pato is Mr. O, the jewelry wearing faggot black man.
WE ARE... THE O-TEAM!
blottieb: Moze kinda got some!
Mozying: I'm not empty anymore~!
This is my friend, The Flying Scotsman's AIM "I'm not here" message...
scotsXnews: Sleeping. Well not REALLY sleeping *wink* *wink*....nah, I'm
really jacking off. IN A GIRLS CUNT!!! Well it's a female dog, but it's pussy
ya know? Okay so it's a male dog.....at least I'm not on AOL IM being gay like
you!
Mr. Sparkle Mark #1
He also likes cheese.
Oh, and he's the founding member of the RSPWF SECRET SOCIETY!
The Secret Society is Secret once again...
PrimeTime815: I just got one of those pads for the computer too...
Blottieb: Is it on it's period?
Dragon rana: I just watched a nigger wrestle a canadian
Dragon rana: And it was good
Dragon rana: Well, Evan Karagis does have the abs to die for
Dragon rana: I'd like to cover him up in oil and rub my cock all over him
El Patico: <Has sex with Blottie and then runs like a child who runs>
Danny Vigilante: This is a travisty.
Blottieb: That you can't spell?
El Patico<!-- (12:36:36 PM)-->: WHY NOT??!?!
TigerDream2000<!-- (12:37:05 PM)-->: BECAUSE MY PENIS IS PURPLE, I'M IN A
SHITTY MOOD, AND I HAVEN'T REALLY WOKEN UP YET!
TigerDream2000<!-- (12:37:07 PM)-->: FUCK!
El Patico<!-- (12:37:27 PM)-->: So what does that have to do with you and me
getting it on?
AlanDude80: I am making Alexa pregnant
Blottieb: Right now?!
Blottieb: Don't you think you should get off the computer if you're
doing that?
Dragon Suplex: I may join a woman's division
Blottieb: That's a mighty big step.
Blottieb: I mean, the breast implants alone have to be pretty
expensive... and the reconstructive surgery! Jeez... you better have a lot of
money!
Dragon Suplex: <Has 27 cents>
Blottieb: If I were gay, you'd be chained in my basement, and you'd
entertain me by dancing around nude, screaming "CLEFAIRY, CLEFAIRY, CLEFAIRY!"
while I made love to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on rye bread.
El Patico: Why do you need to be gay for that?
Blottieb: Why do you hate Tina?
morgster007: because she is a compolsive liar, that talks out of her ass,
she is obnoxious and loud, she talks a lot of shit, she thinks she's hot
shit.....and some other reasons I'm sure..I myself think she is just fine...but
whatever
El Patico: I'm thinking of joining the KKK. I heard they have good
chicken wings at the meetings
El Patico: I blew up my TV.
Blottieb: ~!
Blottieb: How'd you do that?
El Patico: I... tried to turn it on.
Though WWF has banned such high impact moves like the DDT and Piledriver, the
jury's still out as to whether or not they'll ban other high impact moves like
the Rafter Flop, and the D-Lo Neckbraka.
<Vaggy throws cabbage at Blottie, sniffs his crotch, and hobbles away to have
sex with Guapo Miguel> - Written By Pato (my hero!)
Topps has announced that in September they will begin offering WCW/NWO Trading
Cards. Autographed hologram cards will be randomly inserted, and 10 lucky
collectors will get Hulk Hogan's 1932 Rookie Card.
Toy Biz has announced that it will release action figures of WCW/NWO stars
starting in December. Each character will have a unique action feature. Look
for Sting to have special Bat-Swinging action, Curt Hennig will have a
removeable knee, and the Kevin Nash figure will want to stay in the package and
not do much of anything.
The WWF announced today that Federation Superstar HHH has been signed to a
multi-year contract extension. In related news, WCW announced that Villano IV
finally got enough change to pay his gas bill.
In a shocking story, at WWF's Summerslam PPV The Undertaker ripped the mask off
Kane's face revealing a huge surprise to the thousands of fans in attendance:
The Undertaker still sucks.
Reports indicate another Kane vs UT feud is in the making, only this time
Undertaker will go over in 20% more of the matches. WWF bookers are currently
trying to figure out what 20% more of 100% actually is.
After the recent success of the cardboard cut-out of Scott Hall on Nitro, the
WCW plans to use cardboard cut-outs of other wrestlers, namely, Kevin Nash,
claiming, "it'll draw big numbers, it's a new idea and it even has a better
workrate."
A recent Hollywood insider report shows that 98% of the WWF female audience
tunes in to watch either Edge and Christian or the Hardy Boys. The remaining 2%
is comprised of Trish Stratus's breasts.
Former valet Tammy Lynn Sytch recently was in a car wreck that left her with
several stitches in her mouth. This event threatens to destroy her lucrative
business, as now she can merely give 3 blow jobs at a time.
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A man was arrested on suspicion of assaulting his girlfriend in a supermarket
parking lot with a 10-pound tuna.
Nicholas Anthony Vitalich, 24, could be charged with assault with a deadly
weapon, police said. He was arrested Tuesday.
``People will use whatever weapon they have available. In this case it was a
fish,'' said Lt. Jim Barker of the police domestic-violence unit.
He added: ``It's a serious incident.''
The man's girlfriend told police that she and Vitalich argued and that he
struck her several times in the face and lower body with the 2-foot fish, which
he had just bought. She suffered cuts and bruises.
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Dragon rana: Cops is stupid. White trash may be least favorite type of
people. They is unlearned cause their schooling ain't adequate.
Blottieb: BigHort: I sucked dick for Coke. Have you ever sucked dick
for
Marijuana?
SiXxTyNyNe: Can't a guy just give head for free anymore?
BigHort: NO!
SiXxTyNyNe: Fuck that. I refuse to pay Blottie any more damn money for
his sub-par oral excursions.
Big Hort: I wonder how he thinks about that.
SiXxTyNyNe: Who cares. The bastard.
Blottieb: Someone isn't getting head for awhile...
AmericanPsyko138: LOL
AmericanPsyko138: Damn right.
Blottieb: Which means I got room on my schedule.
Blottieb: I can fit ya in. *Wink*
AmericanPsyko138: WOOOOOO!
AmericanPsyko138: I have't gotten head in awhile.
Blottieb: Really? What happened to Wayne?
AmericanPsyko138: He's in England.
Blottieb: Oh yeah. I thought you had a bi-continental thing going on
there.
Blottieb: His parent's ship him to you, you pay them for shipping, they
throw a party because he's gone, and you force him to blow you with his 15 year
old virgin lips.
AmericanPsyko138: Hmmm...tha'ts not a bad idear.
Blottieb: I know. That's why I thought of it. 8)
Blottieb: Head + 15 Year Old Hypertalkative Boy = One Hell Of A Good
Time.
Blottieb: Plus, I love his accent.
AmericanPsyko138: LOL
Blottieb: He's all like... "Blimey, it's mighty small, sir"
"CLOSE YOUR MOUTH AND SUCK, DAMN IT!"
AmericanPsyko138: What popped into your head when you first heard it?
AmericanPsyko138: The one word?
Blottieb: The one word?
AmericanPsyko138: Yeah.
AmericanPsyko138: Everyone I've spoken to has said one thing : "Pip."
Blottieb: Pip.
Blottieb: He never said pip.
Blottieb: Though he might of when I shot in his mouth.
AmericanPsyko138: LOL
AmericanPsyko138: No, the word thatp opped into everyone else's head was
pip.
Blottieb: It sounded something like "PiGLUGGLUGGLUG"
JustinVCW: Well, this ECW game sucks as much dick as Pato on a good
night.
<Al_Koholic> <Birm> Jessica looks like the kinda girl I'd bang without thinking
twice
<Birm> ...?
<Birm> There's a kind of girl I'd bang without thinking twice?
<Birm> Other than "above 18", I mean?
RomanBlood: Heh... yuh
cbuseeeeee: your speaking in "Joe" again
cbuseeeeee: hold
cbuseeeeee: [gets out "Drunken Idiot Southern Dictionary, Volume II]
cbuseeeeee: aight
cbuseeeeee: fire away
Dragon Rana: The best part about college:
Dragon Rana: If I wanted to get laid, all I have to do is jiggle my dick
IR Retard Bob: if I was in a band that was famous I wouldn't even put
the cd out I'd just put everything on Napster
Blottieb: Heh. Yeah, but then people would be fighting for your songs.
IR Retard Bob: so I'd make them fight to the death and steal there
wallet when they get killed.
IR Retard Bob: that's how I'd get paid
IR Retard Bob: I'd take the credit cards and old condoms from 1987
Alderran01: Hey, want in the EMWC?
Big Hort Who's dick do I have to suck?
Alderran01: No one's, you're just in.
Big Hort: *Starts sucking Blue's cock*
Alderran01: You're sucking a cartoon dog's cock?
Big Hort: Mmmm... twinkies...
Dragon Rana: Please, we must stop Dean Malenko. Visit
www.deanmalenkoeatsdogs.com for more information.
JustinVCW: I HATE this fucking Best Buy commercial.
JustinVCW: In that damn dorm, and they blow the power...
JustinVCW: I hate it for two reasons.
JustinVCW: REASON #1: The moron wigger that says "I gots da boom-booms."
JustinVCW: They're fucking speakers.
JustinVCW: And if I catch ANY of my friends carrying speakers saying "I
gots da boom-booms", I'm shooting them in the face with an elephant rifle.
Big Hort: I will mark if Rock was the one who ran over Austin.
Blottieb: I will mark if Ted Dibease was the man who ran over Austin.
Blottieb: Going "EVERYONE HAS A PRICE! And I'm poor."
>And if so... what do they see?
Me.
But it really depends. If they were born simply without the ability to see, it
is a common belief that they inherit the memories and dreams of the (hopefully)
sighted mother.
But I believe blind people see in their dreams. Color-blind people dream in
color. Deaf people dream they can hear.
I guess, anyway.
I dream of overdue library books
And Sela Ward
And Denise Richards
And Elizabeth Hurley
And a bathtub
And me in the middle of them all.
Yes, the damn library books, too.
It depends on the person.
If s/he was blind from birth, then they dream only in sound. They don't see
anything. If s/he was blinded due to illness or an accident, then s/he only
dreams of things s/he saw before being blinded.
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Katherine Dunn
kdh...@netzero.net
Handler of Tigress
Tigress's Lair -- http://www.crosswinds.net/~drksdr
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Formerly known as Dark Wolf
1x NAWC Tag Team Champion (Fed closed during reign)
1x MAWL Middle Atlantic Champion
1x MAWL East Coast Champion
1x MAWL Vicious Champion
1x WWA Tag Team Champion (Fed closed during reign)
1x WCW (Windy City Wrestling) Tag Team Champion (Fed closed during reign)
1x WCW (Windy City Wrestling) Hardcore Extreme Champion (Fed closed during
reign)
"Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" - Ozymandius by Percey Bysshe
Shelley
Anyways... I asked them that once and they said they don't really
know. They sleep, they have sensations that they assume are dreams,
and then wake up.
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Another stimulating thought from the sick and rotting mind of.....
GATEWAY
"Opening the Doors to Imagination"
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Handler of Valtharius the Mad - DWF (238-301-29)
"ME LOVE CAT!!! CAT TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!!!"
UAWF Heavyweight Championship
IWF Inter-Continental Championship (x2)
IIWF Meat Strap Championship
MLW Tag Team Championship (w/ Reverend White - Heaven & Hell)
MLW Tag Team Championship (w/ Helter "Skelter" Skinner)
MLW World Heavyweight Champion
NLWP Tag Team Champion (w/ "Mr. Majestyk" Maurice McArthur)
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Handler of Karachel, The Voice of Reason - Manager - Active (4-0-1)
"Evil comes in many forms... but there is only one Karachel!"
Managed Valtharius and Heaven and Hell in the following E-Feds:
CDWF 1987-1990
IWF 1989-1991
USWC 1990-1991
EWF 1991-1992
UAWF 1992-1996
AAEWL 1995-1997
FASW 1995-1998
TVW 1997
TMW 1998
GFWA 1997-1998
SOW 1997-1998
TCW 1997-1998
MLWA 1998
IIWF 1998
SCRA 1998
NPWA 1997-1999
NLPW 1997-2000
MLW 1998-2000
LVPWA 1999-2000
DWF 2000-Present
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Handler of Morgan De Sade - Free Agent (9-2)
"Do you think you've got what it takes?"
IIWA US Heavyweight Champion
PCW Tag Team Champion (w/ Reverend White)
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The Heaven & Hell Website
http://karachel.hypermart.net
Darkside Wrestling Federation
http://DWFrasslin.tripod.com
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"Angels to some... Demons to others!"
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So maybe he only meant the totally blind?
Joe Birmingham
* That little voice of reason that smacks you in the forehead.
Can a man with no eyebrows be surprised?
When a kid in a wheel chair runs away from his home...would we consider it a
roll away?
-Kade
["Deadly Taylor Douglas]
[ DWF: 0 - 0 - 0]
[ HWA: 0 - 0 - 0]
["The Pinnacle" Brody Anderson]
[ HWA: 0 - 0 - 0]
[Perceptual Violence (Taylor Douglas & Brody Anderson)]
[ HWA: 0 - 0 - 0]
>I have two aunts and two uncles with macular degeneration (do look up
>the disease. Hoping for something to help people with it soon.)
>
>Anyways... I asked them that once and they said they don't really
>know. They sleep, they have sensations that they assume are dreams,
>and then wake up.
that is a real shame for them, even worse is they have an asshole for
a nephew.
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