[XCW] Wednesday Night Hardcore 5/5
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Joel: Well he is ugly.
Jim: And?
Joel: He's got a beautiful wife.
Jim: So does Chris....
Joel: Woman? Nancy? Nobody is cute after having sex with that troll of a
husband she had for 3 years.
Jim: Heh...Kevin Sullivan is certainly a troll. Fans right now it's time for
our main event. Earlier on tonight we saw Cactus Jack save Steve Armstrong, and
then attack him. So this has been a love and hate friendship between the two
men.
Joel: You can't trust Cactus..the man is a nut.
Jim: You're a nut.
Joel: I have nuts.
Jim: Okay...lets take you to the main event!
-Intros-
[Steiner starts off with a series of forearms to the back of Steve, and he
whips him into the ropes. Scott catches him in a belly-to-belly over head
suplex, and Steve goes crashing down to the canvas.]
Jim: Did you see that power?
Joel: Oh man!!! Did I see it? Whew...I felt it.
Jim: Scott brings Steve up again and lifts him up...Gorilla Press, and he's
benching him!!!!!
Joel: I can do that.
Jim: He throws him down to the mat, and Steve quickly makes the tag to Cactus.
[Everyone rises to their feet and Cactus ducks a clothesline...]
Jim: Cactus backs Scott into the corner and unloads with a series of right
fists to the forehead.
Joel: I love those punches...I hate Cactus, but I love those punches.
Jim: Cactus backs up and charges the turnbuckle, and Scott moves. Cactus hits
the turnbuckle hard, and Scott grabs him from behind....DRAGON SUPLEX!!!!
Joel: He's suplexing everyone tonight!!!!
Jim: Steiner has had some great moves in the opening of this match, and he
walks over and makes the casual tag to Triple H.
[Hunter looks like he's a man on a mission and slams his fist into the side of
Jack's head, and another fist....he throws Jack into the ropes and drives a
high knee into the face. Hunter goes for the cover....]
Jim: ONE!!! TWO!!! THR - NO!! Cactus kicks out at the last second, and Hunter
brings him back up.
Joel: Ya gotta love Triple H...I mean the man is just an amazing wrestler, he
hates everyone....he's my type of friend.
Jim: Nobody is your friend!
[Hunter brings Cactus up and drives a fist into the head, and Cactus goes down
to one knee. Hunter continues his assult, and Cactus hits him with a low blow.
The crowd goes crazy, and Jack crawls over and makes the tag to Steve.]
Jim: Steve comes in and he clothesline Hunter down, and another clothesline
takes him down again!!!
Joel: Steinver from behind!!!
Jim: Scott with a double ax-handle, and Steve falls to the canvas.
[Scott brings him back up and he and Hunter drive lefts and rights into the
face of Steve. Steve starts to fight back a little with lefts and rights of his
own, but Scott drives a knee into the stomach, and Hunter hits a kneedrop
facebuster. Hunter goes for the cover...]
Jim: ONE!!! TWO!!! THR -
Joel: So damn close...the ref should've ignored the shoulder being up, and we
could've all gone home early.
Jim: Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you?
Joel: Unlike you I look forward to my personal life. If I were you and I had
the family you had...I wouldn't want to go anywhere but here either.
[Triple H walks over to the corner with Scott, and he tags himself out. Scott
comes in and locks in a standing armbar. Steve screams out in pain, and Scott
starts slapping him in the back of the head.]
Jim: Here comes Cactus, but the ref cuts him off.
Joel: And this gives Triple H a chance to help the attack.
[Hunter comes in and starts to kick away on the arm, and the ref doesn't see
any of this. Scott and Hunter grab the same arm, and at the same time the pull
it back as hard as they can...Steve screams as loud as he can, and the ref
turns around. Hunter is already back to his corner, and the ref is calling for
the bell.]
Jim: Steve is hurt...he's got an injured arm.
Joel: Good.
Jim: And both men aren't stopping the attack. Scott and Triple H are continuing
to hurt him, and Cactus comes into the ring....OH Hunter clotheslines him down
to the mat.
[Hunter goes to the outside and looks under the ring. He finds his
Sledgehammer, and gets back in. Scott has Steve's arm laid out, and Hunter
takes a swing and plants it right on that arm.]
Jim: OH COME ON!!!!
Joel: Beautiful!
[Cactus spins Hunter around, and Hunter connects with the hammer right between
his eyes. Cactus goes down like a ton of bricks. Scott and Hunter lie over the
fallen team, and smile as their music starts to play....]
Jim: Folks we're out of time, but we'll see you next week!!!!
Joel: So long losers!!!
[Camera fades...]