The 10 most embarrassing hockey moments of the last decade
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The 10 most embarrassing hockey moments of the last decade
By Greg Wyshynski
(No, the first decade of the 21st century doesn't technically end
until 2011. Save your bellyaching. But we've had nine NHL seasons and
one stolen from us since 1999-2000, and Yahoo! Sports has decided it's
time to rank the best and worst of the last "decade." Enjoy, and snark
freely in the comments.)
There are different levels of embarrassment. We're sure Todd Bertuzzi
(notes) was embarrassed when he was suspended for, like, half the
decade. We're sure the NHL's marketing department was embarrassed when
the "My NHL" campaign after the lockout went over about as well as
Crystal Pepsi; for some reason, fans didn't rally behind NHL-hockey-as-
a-metrosexual-samurai. We're sure Gary Bettman was embarrassed
when ... oh, who are we kidding? Like that shame could ever penetrate
that suit.
What we're dealing with here, for the most part, are reputation-
changing events that don't rise to the levels of extreme violence or
overwhelming despair. It's less "Faces of Death" or the stuff of news
documentaries than it is tabloid fodder and blooper reel mainstays.
Sure, there are some serious topics: criminal behavior, reckless
indiscretions and decisions that put an individual above the wellbeing
of his profession. But there's also a few goalies letting pucks
trickle by them through ineptitude or, in one case, complete
egomania.
Here are the 10 most embarrassing on-ice or off-ice moments for hockey
in the last decade; please use the comments for what we imagine are
about 100 honorable mentions that didn't make the cut.
10. Vesa Toskala's(notes) rink-length goal-allowed (2008)
From an optimist's perspective, New York Islanders defenseman Rob
Davison(notes) scored the longest shorthanded goal in NHL history.
From a pessimist's perspective, Toronto Maple Leafs goalie Vesa
Toskala let in a 197-foot goal in March 2008 for one of the decade's
most beloved bloopers:
There would be some debate the following season whether a similar goal
let in by Ondrej Pavelec(notes) of the Atlanta Thrashers was the
bigger goalie goof; but it's hard to argue against the slow, painful
reality of Toskala's Folly.
9. Being too sexy for the Internet (2007-08)
The social media boom has changed life for both fans and athletes.
There were a couple of reminders for NHL players that the Internet is
never a safe place for provocative photography.
Granted, the retina-searing image of Columbus Blue Jackets defenseman
Mike Commodore(notes) wearing nothing but black boxer briefs and
covering himself in $100 bills -- bounty from a Super Bowl pool win --
was more comical than harmful. But it did spell out the dangers of
Facebook, as the photo was posted on a friend of Commodore's profile;
and Commodore did have to respond to the Internet meme because some
assumed the photo was mocking the millions he had collected as a free
agent with Columbus.
Much more embarrassing was the case of Jiri Tlusty(notes) of the
Toronto Maple Leafs. At first, candid photos showing him in suggestive
poses with male friends had him fending off rumors about his
sexuality.
Then came a cell phone self-photograph on Facebook that Tlusty had
sent to a female friend, showing him fully nude in front of a mirror.
Lawyers tracked down the images and the Leafs supported the young
player, but his name is now synonymous with the "scandalous" images.
Overall, Tlusty's mistakes were seen as youth indiscretions by an
inexperienced professional. Although (the ironically named, in this
instance) Damien Cox of the Toronto Star claimed Tlusty soiled "the
team's famous emblem" and "disgraced what was once a Canadian
institution."
We assume his editors deleted his lines about locking the impure in
the gallows and stoning him to death.
8. Patrick Kane(notes) is arrested and 20-Cent is born (2009)
In Aug. 2009, Patrick Kane of the Chicago Blackhawks and his cousin
James were arrested and charged with second-degree robbery, fourth-
degree criminal mischief and theft of services after allegedly
punching a Buffalo cab driver after he didn't have 20 cents to give
them change on their $15 for a $13.80 fare.
The felony robbery charge was dropped, and Kane eventually pled guilty
to disorderly conduct on Aug. 27, which is a non-criminal violation.
The fallout, however, was significant for Kane, the Calder Trophy
winner for 2007-08. His image was tarnished at the same time it had
first graced the cover of a video game (EA Sports' "NHL 10") and when
the Blackhawks were a rising Cup contender. In Buffalo, the locals
scorned him by littering his family's front lawn with dimes. Kane was
forced to apologize for the incident at the start of US Olympic
orientation camp.
Overall, hockey fans mocked him for an indiscretion, but some felt he
had contributed to a "young athletes out of control" trend in pro
sports. But mostly, it saddled him eternally with the nickname "20-
Cent" and created cottage industry of hilarious T-shirts.
Special consideration for the Canadiens' rookie purse stealing.
Someone else's purse; not, like, his.
7. The Worst Hockey Fight of All-Time (2006)
With all due respect to Washington Capitals forward Alex Semin and his
Marc Staal-shaped bongos, we're here to celebrate an even more
epically awful moment of puck pugilism.
On April 6, 2006, Aaron Downey(notes) of the Montreal Canadiens and
Brad Norton(notes) of the Ottawa Senators dropped the gloves. No,
seriously, that's all they did:
Downey and Norton both received 10-minute misconducts for wasting
everyone's time. The punch snobs at HockeyFights.com don't even list
this incident on Downey's page, insult to fighting that it was.
6. Tie Domi vs. the Philadelphia Flyers fan (2001)
Tie Domi once fought a mascot in the penalty box. So it must have been
a bit of a comedown for the Toronto Maple Leafs tough guy when he
pummeled a taunting Flyers fan during a March 19, 2001 game in Philly:
From the AP:
Domi, who had just been penalized early in the third period, twice
poured water over taunting fans in the front row before the attacking
fan, Chris Falcone, jumped from the second row and landed on the
glass. Falcone leaned into it while throwing a punch at Domi that
didn't connect. He then fell into the box as Domi grabbed him.
"They threw stuff at me. Once was enough. After the second one, I told
the guy in the penalty box that after one more I was going to squirt
water. So I squirted water," Domi said. "I mean, I didn't plan on
fighting anybody."
Domi was fined but not suspended by the NHL. It was named one of the
greatest athlete/fan interactions of all-time by Maxim.
The incident belongs on this list because it's embarrassing for any
sport to see an athlete attack a paying customer. It's not higher on
this list because -- let's face it -- Domi took this sucker old-time
hockey style; and because he didn't go out like a punk like the
Rangers and John Tortorella did during their water-bottle incident in
the 2009 playoffs.
5. When party photos are taken out of context (various)
As we said earlier: The Internet is a dangerous place for candid
photography. Especially when those photos can be used to forward an
agenda.
In 2008, members of the Philadelphia Flyers were photographed
"crashing" a Temple University frat mixer; later, other candid photos
of the Flyers hanging with porn star Gina Lynn surfaced. They combined
to reinforce a "party boys" label placed on the locker room for its
underwhelming play; a reputation GM Paul Holmgren had to address in
the 2009 offseason and one that remained in place during the Flyers
2009-10 season struggles.
Also in 2008, the Montreal Canadiens were hit with similar charges
when photos of players drinking and (in goalie Carey Price's case)
smoking were passed around the Web. Fans online suspected the context
of most of these images placed them in the offseason; traditional
media used them as fodder for why the Habs' centennial season had gone
up in smoke.
Finally, Alex Ovechkin's(notes) pre-stardom photographs that show him
carousing with other Russian players like Andrei Markov(notes) are
amusing; less amusing is when they were used as "evidence" in some
strange email scam that tried to link the two with the receipt for an
expensive night at a strip club. It's complete bunk ... but we still
get an email about it every few weeks.
4. Tommy Salo becomes a hero to Belarus (2002)
In the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City, Swedish goalie Tommy
Salo's head helped Belarus eventually earn a spot in the bronze medal
game. One of the all-time Olympic bloopers:
From the AP:
The shot couldn't possibly go in, but it did. Sweden couldn't possibly
lose, but it did. And the kind of upset that couldn't possibly happen
with NHL players now dominating the Olympics is a reality.
Vladimir Kopat scored on a 70-foot shot that bounced wildly off goalie
Tommy Salo's head with only 2:24 remaining and Belarus scored one of
the greatest upsets in Olympic history Wednesday, beating Sweden 4-3
in the hockey quarterfinals.
Ty Conklin's 2006 goof in Game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals deserves a
dishonorable mention. But it doesn't top this.
3. Patrick Roy's Statue of Liberty fail (2002)
THE GOAL COUNTS! THE GOAL COUNTS! THE GOAL COUNTS!
In May 2002, during the Western Conference finals, Patrick Roy of the
Colorado Avalanche felt he had stoned Steve Yzerman on a close shot.
To taunt the Wings about his utter invincibility, he raised his glove
in what's been called a "Statue of Liberty" pose ... only to have the
puck drop out and Brendan Shanahan(notes) poke it home.
If St. Patrick's ego was bruised, he wasn't about to show it after the
game. From Jim Kelley of Sportsnet:
He was "putting a little mustard" on a good save, but it was a
devastating miscue, one that gave the Detroit Red Wings new life and,
eventually, the Stanley Cup.
The night of that Game 6 loss in Colorado, no one in media expected to
see Patrick Roy. Yet he came to his locker, answered most every
question with a steely gaze at the questioner and a rock-solid belief
that he had done no wrong.
He talked about how he played to win and dismissed criticism of his
miscue as if it didn't even happen. "What goal," he asked when a
questioner asked him to recount the circumstances. "Which one do you
mean?"
The Wings would go on to hoist something of their own later that
postseason.
2. NHLers who gamble with their reputations
What were the odds that Operation: Slap Shot was going to make this
list?
The sting operation led by New Jersey State Police exposed a
nationwide gambling ring and led to charges against then-Phoenix
Coyotes assistant coach Rick Tocchet (who later became head coach of
the Tampa Bay Lightning). He eventually made a plea deal that led to
two years of probation; his leave of absence and a three-month
suspension from the NHL kept Tocchet out of hockey for nearly two
years as well.
Also sullied in the investigation: Janet Jones, the wife of Tocchet's
friend and then-Coyotes coach Wayne Gretzky, although she was never
charged with any crime. She was, however, alleged to have bet $75,000
on the Super Bowl and $5,000 on the coin toss alone, which was enough
for the public to ridicule her and for Gretzky to deny any role in the
gambling ring himself.
But Gretzky wasn't the only big name to deal with a gambling scandal;
Jaromir Jagr(notes) faced scrutiny from the IRS for tax debts that may
have been fueled by huge losses via Internet betting. Sports
Illustrated reported that Jagr cut a deal with the CaribSports site in
2000 that had him repay a $450,000 debt for wagers.
In both cases, no one was accused of betting on hockey. Take that,
NBA.
1. Patrick Stefan whiffs at the empty net (2007)
As you can see from the list, there have been plenty of memorable
miscues in hockey over the last decade. But few have both influenced a
game and defined a career like Patrick Stefan's botched empty net goal
for the Dallas Stars against the Edmonton Oilers on Jan. 4, 2007:
The Stars would win the game in a shootout, 6-5; Stefan's blooper
gifted a point to the Oilers. From the AP:
Dallas rallied from 4-1 down with four unanswered goals, but needed
the shootout heroics after Ales Hemsky(notes) tied the game for
Edmonton with two seconds left in regulation. Hemsky's dramatic goal
came just moments after Stars forward Patrik Stefan(notes) lost
control of the puck in the Edmonton crease, with the Oilers net empty
in favour of an extra attacker.
"They may show it a million times for years to come," joked Stefan. "I
mean, we came out with the two points so it's easy to laugh about it
right now.
"It's not like I missed the net, I saw it was bad ice and I had so
much time so I just tried to carry it all the way to the net. As soon
as I put it on my back hand it jumped over my stick. Not much I can do
about that."
A victim of circumstance? Maybe. The bottom line is that there wasn't
a more feeble moment in hockey in the 2000s than Stefan failing to pot
a goal into an unguarded net and then tumbling to the ice afterwards.
It's the defining moment for the career of, perhaps, the biggest No. 1
overall NHL Draft bust of all-time. And it's the most embarrassing
moment, on or off the ice, of the last decade.