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Jill Spetoskey

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Jan 31, 1996, 3:00:00 AM1/31/96
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Add in Vladimir Konstantinov, referred to in this Wings fan's household
as "Chernobyl Boy"

Jill Marie
jil...@umich.edu

dr

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bib...@aol.com (Bibbers) wrote:

>1. pat verbeek rangers
>2. tim hunter canucks
>3. rudy poeschek lightning
>4. ken daneyko devils
>5. kjell samuelsson flyers
>6. adam burt whalers
>7. mark messier rangers
>8. kelly buchberger oilers
>9. rod brind'amour flyers
>10. tie domi maple leafs

what's your point? and how can you call daneyko ugly? :-)


Bibbers

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Kevin Sterner

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Good list, but you need to make some room for Brent Fedyk of the
Dallas Stars. And move Messier and Brind'Amour up a couple of
notches...those two could curdle milk by looking at it. :-b

-- K.

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Alex Bricker

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Gary Leeman


Alex

NJDevilCup

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In article <4eqpne$d...@netnews.upenn.edu>, ste...@sel.hep.upenn.edu
(Kevin Sterner) writes:

>
>> 1. pat verbeek rangers
>> 2. tim hunter canucks
>> 3. rudy poeschek lightning
>> 4. ken daneyko devils
>> 5. kjell samuelsson flyers
>> 6. adam burt whalers
>> 7. mark messier rangers
>> 8. kelly buchberger oilers
>> 9. rod brind'amour flyers
>> 10. tie domi maple leafs

Ever take a good look at Ed Belfour? There's a reason he wears
that mask! He at least deserves an honorable mention.

Kuch

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Rob Rothstein

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mike foligno and every maple leaf player are ugly. taht chick goalie is
ugly also.


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Darren Friesen

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Feb 2, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/2/96
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How about:

Bobby Holik - Scarey
Claude Lemieux


Gino Odjeck get my vote for the Dumbest Looking. Have you ever seen gino sitting on the bench
watching the play, DUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Alex A Goddard

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I don't know if he's still kicking around the NHL, but no once comes
close, on the ugly scale, to Gord "The Toothless Neanderthall" Donnelly.

Alex

Dean Fulford

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U - G - L - Y, You ain't got no alibi...

Tim Hunter of the Vancouver Canucks (nice schnoz)

Dean F

L. Morgado

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In <4ervel$6...@newsbf02.news.aol.com> njdev...@aol.com (NJDevilCup)
writes:
>
>In article <4eqpne$d...@netnews.upenn.edu>, ste...@sel.hep.upenn.edu
>(Kevin Sterner) writes:
>
>>
>>> 1. pat verbeek rangers
>>> 2. tim hunter canucks
>>> 3. rudy poeschek lightning
>>> 4. ken daneyko devils
>>> 5. kjell samuelsson flyers
>>> 6. adam burt whalers
>>> 7. mark messier rangers
>>> 8. kelly buchberger oilers
>>> 9. rod brind'amour flyers
>>> 10. tie domi maple leafs
>
>Ever take a good look at Ed Belfour? There's a reason he wears
>that mask! He at least deserves an honorable mention.
>
>Kuch
>

What about Wendel Clark?

--Liv--


THE REFEREE

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abr...@bgnet.bgsu.edu (Alex Bricker) wrote:

>In a previous article, bib...@aol.com (Bibbers) says:

>>1. pat verbeek rangers
>>2. tim hunter canucks
>>3. rudy poeschek lightning
>>4. ken daneyko devils
>>5. kjell samuelsson flyers
>>6. adam burt whalers
>>7. mark messier rangers
>>8. kelly buchberger oilers
>>9. rod brind'amour flyers
>>10. tie domi maple leafs
>>

I think that Nathan LaFayette deserves some honourable mention to this
funny lookin' group. How about Patrick Roy ?? That Gino Odjick guy
is pretty greusome as well.

The Ref
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Ken Parkin
kpa...@smartt.com


dannyd

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Feb 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/3/96
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Darren Friesen (Darren_...@mindlink.bc.ca) wrote:
: How about:

: Bobby Holik - Scarey

I don't know that Bobby is an ugly person, scary, yeah--he does kinda
look like a skinhead with that shaved noggin

: Claude Lemieux

I don't think he's necessarily ugly either, he just looks like the kind
of guy you want to punch in the face.

(btw i am a Devils fan, but i'm still an appreciater of Claude's game)


: Gino Odjeck get my vote for the Dumbest Looking. Have you ever seen gino sitting on the bench
: watching the play, DUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Dunno about that :)

I'd have to say Chris Simon is the most frightening player i've seen!

-dan
dan...@cnct.com

Stephan Zevan

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Feb 3, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/3/96
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All Ugly team:

>>1. pat verbeek rangers
>>2. tim hunter canucks
>>3. rudy poeschek lightning
>>4. ken daneyko devils
>>5. kjell samuelsson flyers
>>6. adam burt whalers
>>7. mark messier rangers
>>8. kelly buchberger oilers
>>9. rod brind'amour flyers
>>10. tie domi maple leafs

good list.
How bout the all time ugly team.
I'll start it off with

1. Gary Rissling


x


matthew wind

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Feb 4, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/4/96
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Stephan Zevan (zevan) wrote:
: All Ugly team:

: 1. Gary Rissling


Yes it is a good list but we all must take a look at and shutter when
seeing the ugly mug of Jaromir Jagr. Now that guy is hideous with his
beard and freaky hair.
-Matt

: x


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Trevor Peter Peterson

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Feb 5, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/5/96
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Stephan Zevan (zevan) wrote:
: All Ugly team:
: >>1. pat verbeek rangers
: >>2. tim hunter canucks
: >>3. rudy poeschek lightning
: >>4. ken daneyko devils
: >>5. kjell samuelsson flyers
: >>6. adam burt whalers
: >>7. mark messier rangers
: >>8. kelly buchberger oilers
: >>9. rod brind'amour flyers
: >>10. tie domi maple leafs

Tak a look at Darren Puppa of the Tampa Bay Lightning. He looks like
somebody squished his head and his chin together.

Trevor Peterson

: x


Kristy Maier

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> : Bobby Holik - Scarey

> : Claude Lemieux

> Dunno about that :)

> -dan
> dan...@cnct.com

I do not think that Chris Simon is ugly, He has got cool hair.
I also think that the mess sjould be taking off this list. He is good
looking.! I think that Lyle Odelien and Donald Brashier (sorry if
those are spelled wrong) Should get the award. That pair needs work in
that department.
Kristy Maier
New York Rangers
Mark Messier#11
Stanley Cup 1994
Email address: kma...@chat.carleton.ca
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Doug Brandon

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Bibbers (bib...@aol.com) wrote:
> 1. pat verbeek rangers
> 2. tim hunter canucks
> 3. rudy poeschek lightning
> 4. ken daneyko devils
> 5. kjell samuelsson flyers
> 6. adam burt whalers
> 7. mark messier rangers
> 8. kelly buchberger oilers
> 9. rod brind'amour flyers
> 10. tie domi maple leafs

How can you leave out Geoff Courtnal? UUGH!

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Michel Morin

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Feb 6, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/6/96
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mw...@saims.skidmore.edu (matthew wind) wrote:
>Stephan Zevan (zevan) wrote:
>: All Ugly team:
>: >>1. pat verbeek rangers

>: >>2. tim hunter canucks
>: >>3. rudy poeschek lightning
>: >>4. ken daneyko devils
>: >>5. kjell samuelsson flyers
>: >>6. adam burt whalers
>: >>7. mark messier rangers
>: >>8. kelly buchberger oilers
>: >>9. rod brind'amour flyers
>: >>10. tie domi maple leafs
>

>


>Yes it is a good list but we all must take a look at and shutter when
>seeing the ugly mug of Jaromir Jagr. Now that guy is hideous with his
>beard and freaky hair.
> -Matt

I would say butt-ugly (sorry to all those little girls out
there....).
But(t) my all-time ugliest : Ron Hextall HE LOOKS LIKE A DAMN
WEREWOLF !!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEW CATEGORY : BEST NOSES :

1- Tim Hunter (Entire NHL History Winner)
2- Mario Lemieux
3- Donald Brashear
4- Patrick Roy

MM


Paul G Helps

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Michel Morin (mmo...@microsoft.com) wrote:

: NEW CATEGORY : BEST NOSES :

: MM

Does anyone know what Tim Hunter's nickname is????

It's "Sharky". He got it because one time when the Flames were on a
road trip, Jim Peplinski walked into Hunter's hotel room, and Hunter was
asleep at the time. Peplinski swears to God that to this day he thought
there was a shark on the bed, but it was just Tim laying on his back.
(Peplinski told this story on Hockey Night In Canada a few years ago)

Lorne Epp

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In article <4f0ic5$8...@gaia.ns.utk.edu>, Stephan Zevan <zevan> writes:

> How bout the all time ugly team.
> I'll start it off with
>
> 1. Gary Rissling
>

I nominate:

Bob Neely
Gary Roberts
Don Seleski
Terry Crisp
Darryl Sutter

and if current players are eligible, Tim Hunter and Geoff Courtnall
are sure-fire first ballot Hall of Uglyers.
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Randy Turgeon

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Paul G Helps wrote:
>
> : 1- Tim Hunter (Entire NHL History Winner)
> : 2- Mario Lemieux
> : 3- Donald Brashear
> : 4- Patrick Roy
>

Rod Brind'amour's nose is pretty bad too....looks like he played chicken with a dump-truck....and
lost...:-). Dont get me wrong - I'm a huge fan of #17.......

Randy Turgeon

Lorne Epp

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In article <1996Feb...@malad1.mala.bc.ca>,
e...@mala.bc.ca (Lorne Epp) writes:
>
> Gary Roberts
>
Jim! I meant Jim Roberts!

Lorne Epp

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In article <DMB4t...@cunews.carleton.ca>,

kma...@chat.carleton.ca (Kristy Maier) writes:
>
> I do not think that Chris Simon is ugly, He has got cool hair.
> I also think that the mess sjould be taking off this list. He is good
> looking.! I think that Lyle Odelien and Donald Brashier (sorry if
> those are spelled wrong) Should get the award. That pair needs work in
> that department.

I wouldn't say Odelein is ugly exactly, he's just goofy-looking
because his head is a perfect sphere. Tie Domi, on the other hand,
is goofy-looking because his head is a perfect cube. Maybe we can
start an all-geometric team.

John Santore

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Michel Morin <mmo...@microsoft.com> writes:
> NEW CATEGORY : BEST NOSES :

>
> 1- Tim Hunter (Entire NHL History Winner)
> 2- Mario Lemieux
> 3- Donald Brashear
> 4- Patrick Roy
>
> MM

How could you leave off Brind'Amour? :-)
(I think it's been broken just once too many times... :-)

-John Santore
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lwarner

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In article <4f61db$4...@kaiwan009.kaiwan.com>,
d...@kaiwan009.kaiwan.com (Doug Brandon) wrote:

>Bibbers (bib...@aol.com) wrote:
>> 1. pat verbeek rangers
>> 2. tim hunter canucks
>> 3. rudy poeschek lightning
>> 4. ken daneyko devils
>> 5. kjell samuelsson flyers
>> 6. adam burt whalers
>> 7. mark messier rangers
>> 8. kelly buchberger oilers
>> 9. rod brind'amour flyers
>> 10. tie domi maple leafs
>
>How can you leave out Geoff Courtnal? UUGH!
>
And Lyle Odelein should be at the very top of this list!

lwarner

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In article <4f7r94$j...@paperboy.RND.Softimage.COM>,
Michel Morin <mmo...@microsoft.com> wrote:

>NEW CATEGORY : BEST NOSES :
>
>1- Tim Hunter (Entire NHL History Winner)
>2- Mario Lemieux
>3- Donald Brashear
>4- Patrick Roy
>
>MM
>

Dave Tiger Williams and Eddie Shack might give Hunter a run for Best
Historical Nose.

Tommy Vorst

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For years here in Winnipeg, there was a sports show with a contest
attempting to find the world's ugliest athlete. (Hey, Rick & James!) As I
recall, the critieria were as follows:

1. Professional or amateur

2. Living or dead

3. Male or female

4. Not Tim Hunter

My vote: Zina Garrison. If restricted to NHLers, I'd have to go with
Bellows or Iafrate - the 2 worst heads of hair seen on a rink since Steve
Durbano absconded with Bobby Hull's do in the WHA (1975?)

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tvo...@cc.umanitoba.ca With gilten spur and
candle-light."

mj...@lehigh.edu

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In article <4fblaj$3...@pathway1.pathcom.com>, lwa...@pathcom.com (lwarner) writ
es:
I agree with Adan Burt, he was the one I was going to add. How bout Cam Neely
though?
Michael Kulhowvick <mj...@lehigh.edu>

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n_nar...@smcvax.smcvt.edu

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In article <4f0ern$e...@cnct.com>, dan...@cnct.com (dannyd) writes:
>Darren Friesen (Darren_...@mindlink.bc.ca) wrote:
>: How about:
>
>: Bobby Holik - Scarey
>
>I don't know that Bobby is an ugly person, scary, yeah--he does kinda
>look like a skinhead with that shaved noggin
>
>: Claude Lemieux
>
>I don't think he's necessarily ugly either, he just looks like the kind
>of guy you want to punch in the face.
>
>(btw i am a Devils fan, but i'm still an appreciater of Claude's game)
>
>
>: Gino Odjeck get my vote for the Dumbest Looking. Have you ever seen gino sitting on the bench
>: watching the play, DUHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>
>Dunno about that :)
>
>I'd have to say Chris Simon is the most frightening player i've seen!
>
>-dan
>dan...@cnct.com
The ugliest player by far is Rick Zombo of the Bruins. His only form of
defense is to stop players dead in their tracks--nick


Gossamer

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From the Leafs - Jamie Macoun

From the Senators - Lance Pitlick

Even his name it disgusting.....

- Goss
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Trevor Peter Peterson

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Feb 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/10/96
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arrrgggggghhhhh!!!! Anybody seen Puppa lately?!?!? He looks like
somebody tried to squish his forehead and chin together. He is easily
the ugliest NHL player (no doubt about it).

Trevor Peterson


Michael Kriwonos

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Feb 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/10/96
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>>>9. rod brind'amour flyers


If you ever saw Brind'Amour in street clothing you'd never think he was
the same guy on the ice. Seems like his face gets red and puffy from
exersion. He's a nice looking guy in street clothing (especially in a
black turtle neck and when his hair was longer). Of course he has had
his nose broken too many time now but I'd hardly rate him in any ugliest
guy contest. Besides, this is hockey. Talent counts, not looks.

Lisa

Eric Leblanc

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Feb 10, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/10/96
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Michel Morin (mmo...@microsoft.com) wrote:
: mw...@saims.skidmore.edu (matthew wind) wrote:
: >Stephan Zevan (zevan) wrote:
: >: All Ugly team:
: >: >>1. pat verbeek rangers

: >: >>2. tim hunter canucks
: >: >>3. rudy poeschek lightning
: >: >>4. ken daneyko devils
: >: >>5. kjell samuelsson flyers
: >: >>6. adam burt whalers
: >: >>7. mark messier rangers
: >: >>8. kelly buchberger oilers
: >: >>9. rod brind'amour flyers
: >: >>10. tie domi maple leafs
: >

I think Lyle Odelein (MTL) would really fit on that list.

: NEW CATEGORY : BEST NOSES :

: 1- Tim Hunter (Entire NHL History Winner)
: 2- Mario Lemieux
: 3- Donald Brashear
: 4- Patrick Roy

: MM

Entire NHL History Winner! Do you remember Dave (tiger) Williams from
Vancouver?
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fato...@escape.ca

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Ugliest player in the league has to be:


Tim Hunter.....by a nose!


Scot MacDonald

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Feb 11, 1996, 3:00:00 AM2/11/96
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Like your list of ugly NHLers, but really, haven't you guys forgotten
Ken hodge Jr.? Man that guy is ugly! He's by far and away the ugliest
human being to don an NHL sweater.

Young-Soo Che

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Excuse me, but isn't someone forgetting the ugliest nose of all?

The nose that belongs to Benny The Beak Hogue!!!!

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