From Lesbians to Hotties, They've come a long way BABY!
Mort Lucas
candy!
God, remember the days when most of them were fat lesbians?
Mort
jeffc
"Mort Lucas" <wild...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Yes, the LPGA tour is definitely worth watching these days just for the
> eye candy!
>
> God, remember the days when most of them were fat lesbians?
No not really. List a majority of "fat lesbian" players.
Mort Lucas
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Larry Clark
> Well, let's see... we can start with you?
So, you're just full of shit and have no facts to back up your statement?
Larry
goph...@sbcglobal.net
Lesbians and/or Butch Looking:
Annika - all 'roided up and masculine looking. Wears masculine looking
outfits. Has no regard for her appearance.
Dottie Pepper, Se Ri Pak, Julie Inkster - not really lesbians but
masculine looking.
Future Lesbian: Morgan Pressel
Fatties - Pat Hurst, Laura Davies
Young Fattie - Brittany Murphy
Eye Candy HOtties: Gulbis, Creamer, Grace Park, Karin Koch, Jill
McGill.... to name a few..
Older Hotties: Laura Diaz, Kelli Kuehne (Kelli's looking a little
thick lately).
jeffc
Uh huh.
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jeffc
<goph...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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> To name a few examples......
>
> Lesbians and/or Butch Looking:
>
> Annika - all 'roided up and masculine looking. Wears masculine looking
> outfits. Has no regard for her appearance.
Not fat so doesn't count. So fit she could kick your ass.
> Dottie Pepper
Maybe a couple extra pounds, but definitely not lez and not even too shabby.
>Se Ri Pak
Fit, cute face if you've ever had the balls to stand in front of her and get
her to smile at you (which you haven't 'cause you'd rather stand in the
cheap seats making fun of golfers who wouldn't give you the time of day.).
Again, could kick your ass, and not cause she's butch.
> Julie Inkster - not really lesbians but
> masculine looking.
Not exactly a hottie, but OBVIOUSLY not lez, and obviously not fat, so how
exactly does she qualify?
> Future Lesbian: Morgan Pressel
Not fat, and even if she were lez she's still good looking.
> Fatties - Pat Hurst, Laura Davies
OK. Hardly a majority, huh?
Mike Dalecki
One more bit of evidence that God, in populating the world, chose to
endow some with not even the intelligence one would expect in a hamster.
In putting down others' sexual orientation, all you do is indicate just
how trivial your own life is. But then, for some people, how else can
they elevate themselves except by trying to drag others down to their level?
Mike
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FY
Morts an moron because he's a moron, not because he top-posts.
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FY
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what would you say their average yardage off the tee is?
mho
vƒe
Annika1980
The list starts with Val Skinner & Amy Alcott.
Of course, there were thin lesbians as well, like Beth Daniel, Lori
Garbacz, Rosie Jones, and Betsy King.
Nowadays, nobody cares if Paula Creamer is a lesbian. People just want
to look at her. Karrie Webb is a lesbian, so what? Nobody wants to do
her anyway. If Natalie started pitching for the other team, most guys
would think, "That's hot!"
goph...@sbcglobal.net
to have any of their games though. :)
Does that make me a Brokeback golfer? :)
jeffc
turn into a mess. Use your head.
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zumafan
jeffc wrote:
> > Future Lesbian: Morgan Pressel
>
> Not fat, and even if she were lez she's still good looking.
Not fat? She's only 17, what does she do when she's not golfing? Watch
Oprah and eat Bon Bons?
Wouldn't hurt either Pressel or Creamer to pick up a weight every now
and then.
jeffc
"zumafan" <mge...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>
> jeffc wrote:
>
>> > Future Lesbian: Morgan Pressel
>>
>> Not fat, and even if she were lez she's still good looking.
>
> Not fat? She's only 17, what does she do when she's not golfing? Watch
> Oprah and eat Bon Bons?
I don't know, what do you do when you're not thumbing through your dad's
moldy old Playboys in his basement with Dorito-stained fingers? So this is
a fat lesbian
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/golf/sfl-morganpressel,0,2363078.photogallery?index=16
You really need to get out and meet some real girls instead of playing on
the computer all day.
Larry Bud
Mort Lucas wrote:
> Yes, the LPGA tour is definitely worth watching these days just for the eye
> candy!
Man, some of you guys need to get out for a while.
Bobby Knight
On 18 Apr 2006 05:18:39 -0700, "Larry Bud" <larryb...@yahoo.com>
wrote:
They sit behind the safety of a computer screen, talking about the
looks of someone else, and probably couldn't get laid in a whorehouse
carrying a seabag full of fifties.
bk
dsc
jeffc wrote:
> <goph...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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> > To name a few examples......
> >
> > Lesbians and/or Butch Looking:
> >
> > Annika - all 'roided up and masculine looking. Wears masculine looking
> > outfits. Has no regard for her appearance.
>
> Not fat so doesn't count. So fit she could kick your ass.
>
> > Dottie Pepper
>
> Maybe a couple extra pounds, but definitely not lez and not even too shabby.
Of course... she wasn't at all fat in her younger days... she was
actually pretty cute.
> > Julie Inkster - not really lesbians but
> > masculine looking.
>
> Not exactly a hottie, but OBVIOUSLY not lez, and obviously not fat, so how
> exactly does she qualify?
Under the homely/manly looking clause...
>
> > Future Lesbian: Morgan Pressel
>
> Not fat, and even if she were lez she's still good looking.
She's plump and probably destined to be fat in a few short years???
I think Creamer will be lucky not to pack on the pounds in a few years
too. Enjoy while you can. :)
It happens to most people...
Howard Brazee
>She's plump and probably destined to be fat in a few short years???
>
>I think Creamer will be lucky not to pack on the pounds in a few years
>too. Enjoy while you can. :)
>
>It happens to most people...
We all age. In many cases, adding on some pounds is preferable to
the alternative. Old people who are skins and bones are often less
healthy than the plumper ones.
But some people seem to be shocked that others would let themselves
age.
jeffc
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>>
>>Man, some of you guys need to get out for a while.
>
> They sit behind the safety of a computer screen, talking about the
> looks of someone else, and probably couldn't get laid in a whorehouse
> carrying a seabag full of fifties.
Pretty much what I was thinking.
zumafan
> > Not fat? She's only 17, what does she do when she's not golfing? Watch
> > Oprah and eat Bon Bons?
>
> I don't know, what do you do when you're not thumbing through your dad's
> moldy old Playboys in his basement with Dorito-stained fingers? So this is
Golf.
> a fat lesbian
> http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/golf/sfl-morganpressel,0,2363078.photogallery?index=16
> You really need to get out and meet some real girls instead of playing on
> the computer all day.
Got anything more recent? Posting years old pics doesn't really prove
your point. Maybe try one from this year, scroll down to the pic of
Morgan in the red shirt.
http://www.golfdiscussions.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=7569.html
jeffc
>> a fat lesbian
>> http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/golf/sfl-morganpressel,0,2363078.photogallery?index=16
>> You really need to get out and meet some real girls instead of playing on
>> the computer all day.
>
> Got anything more recent? Posting years old pics doesn't really prove
> your point. Maybe try one from this year, scroll down to the pic of
> Morgan in the red shirt.
>
> http://www.golfdiscussions.com/yabbse/index.php?topic=7569.html
>
So that's your proof of her being a fat lesbian? Back in your hole, rock
dweller.
Annika1980
I was surrounded by hotties, lesbians, and even lesbian hotties.
The first time you go to a LPGA event you might notice how many
"obvious" lesbians are around. But after about 15 minutes of talking
with some of the players you realize, "Who Cares?"
When you watch a PGA Tour event do you wonder who Fred Couples is
sleeping with that night?
zumafan
jeffc wrote:
> So that's your proof of her being a fat lesbian? Back in your hole, rock
> dweller.
I'm not debating (nor do I care about) her lesbianism. You said she
wasn't fat, and posted a picture from when she wasn't. I said she was
fat, and posted a picture from this year, proving you wrong. Why do all
of your responses include name calling and/or insults. Are you really
that immature?
zumafan
Annika1980 wrote:
> I went to the LPGA tourney today and guess what?
> I was surrounded by hotties, lesbians, and even lesbian hotties.
>
> The first time you go to a LPGA event you might notice how many
> "obvious" lesbians are around. But after about 15 minutes of talking
> with some of the players you realize, "Who Cares?"
My wife and I went to an Indigo Girls concert a couple years ago. She
leaned over to me and whispered "There sure are a lot of lesbians
here."
Bobby Knight
First of all, the homophobia here is ridiculous...male or female.
Secondly, the pictures you posted didn't include anyone that is fat.
___,
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.
"Someone likes every shot"!
bk
zumafan
Bobby Knight wrote:
>
> First of all, the homophobia here is ridiculous...male or female.
> Secondly, the pictures you posted didn't include anyone that is fat.
> ___,
> \o
> |
> / \
> .
> "Someone likes every shot"!
> bk
First of all, lesbianism isn't homophobia, it's homoerotica.
Secondly, those flabby arms and that belly are fat, especially for a 17
year old who works outdoors.
Larry Bud
Homophibia? Who here is afraid of gays?
Howard Brazee
wrote:
>The first time you go to a LPGA event you might notice how many
>"obvious" lesbians are around. But after about 15 minutes of talking
>with some of the players you realize, "Who Cares?"
If I figured I had a chance of an ice cube in Hell to get one of them
to bed with me after the tournament, then their preferences in sexual
partners would be meaningful to me.
If all I've got is my own fantasy - well, my fantasies work just fine
anyway.
jeffc
>
> First of all, lesbianism isn't homophobia, it's homoerotica.
> Secondly, those flabby arms and that belly are fat, especially for a 17
> year old who works outdoors.
Where she works has nothing to do with it. Because she "has" fat doesn't
"make her" fat. Everyone has fat, or else they'd be dead.
jeffc
"Howard Brazee" <how...@brazee.net> wrote in message
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>
> But some people seem to be shocked that others would let themselves
> age.
Well it inexcusable, really.
jeffc
>
> If I figured I had a chance of an ice cube in Hell to get one of them
> to bed with me after the tournament, then their preferences in sexual
> partners would be meaningful to me.
Yeah, but then if there are 2 of them.... See, most guys think lesbians are
kind of gross. Unless they're hot! Then it's cool.
jeffc
>
> jeffc wrote:
>
>> So that's your proof of her being a fat lesbian? Back in your hole, rock
>> dweller.
>
> I'm not debating (nor do I care about) her lesbianism. You said she
> wasn't fat, and posted a picture from when she wasn't. I said she was
> fat, and posted a picture from this year, proving you wrong.
No, not really.
> Why do all
> of your responses include name calling and/or insults. Are you really
> that immature?
Cause you're a wise ass. Why would that be?
Howard Brazee
>Secondly, those flabby arms and that belly are fat, especially for a 17
>year old who works outdoors.
For a very extreme value of "fat".
Steve S
>
>Are you really
> that immature?
I don't know about the rest of you, but I am.
Steve S
Okay, I tried to stay out of this but obviuosly you guys can't seem to
settle this.
Mogan's a bit soft. She's not Christina Kim fat but she's got a few extra
pounds and she'll pack on some more as she gets older.
The gaydar isn't picking up overtly strong signals but there's a definite
hum.
dsc
dsc
A woman is either attractive or not. Her sexual preference doesn't play
into that. But as you say if she is part of a twin pack... that's would
likely be a plus. :)
Annika1980
Here's one of Pressel taken two days ago:
http://www.pbase.com/bret/image/58907843
jeffc
"Annika1980" <annik...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> >Got anything more recent?
>
> Here's one of Pressel taken two days ago:
> http://www.pbase.com/bret/image/58907843
Obese. Obviously gay. Gross.
Matt 'Ocho' Aamold
look like a skank?
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FY
> When someone else top posts, you have to top post too, moron, or else it
> turn into a mess. Use your head.
>
> "FY" <f.@OhnoUdont> wrote in message
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>> Don't make me pull out examples of >your< top posts, Mister Consistent.
>> Morts an moron because he's a moron, not because he top-posts.
>>
Really, mental midget?
bill-o
Wouldn't call her fat, corn-fed perhaps, reminds me of the Ohio girls
when I went to BGSU.
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I'm not convinced it's eye-liner, I think she uses a wide tip Sharpie.
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> I'm not convinced it's eye-liner, I think she uses a wide tip Sharpie.
>
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