Fat Women Golf Pros
Brooklyn Tom
the men pros do. I have a suggestion for them: lay off the dessert once in
awhile! I can't believe the number of fat-assed, out of shape women who are
on the LPGA. They want to be respected? Then try to at least LOOK like an
athelete. I swear, the next time I see Meg Mallon's fat ass fill my TV
screen I'm gonna lose my lunch.
D Greer
Meg M also has a fine golf swing.
The game is about 'how many', ------not 'how wide is the butt'.
Does Craig Stadler remind you of a finely tuned athlete? Monty? How about Fat
Jack?---he won a few events too.
Brad
Galen Ridgell
just the women I hate the fat ass men who play too. They put out a bad image
for golf itself. Basicly "Golf should not be played by fat people!" and this
goes for all other Sport's for that matter they make the choice to be fat
thats their problem.
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> to bad you made the choice to be stupid
>
>
Scott Shirey
<snip>
"Golf should not be played by fat people!" and this goes for all other
Sport's for that matter they make the choice to be fat thats their
problem.
Skinny Sumo? Whatever.......
-ss.
Eliyahu
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someone's worth is tied to their appearance is the sort of thing we'd expect
in a high school locker room, not in a discussion among adults. You wouldn't
choose a physician by his or her physique -- rather, you'd do it by medical
skills. I'd suggest that you do the same when watching golfers -- rate them
by how they play. And if you think you can outplay Ms.Mallon, there are
always opportunities to compete in pro/am events...
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Eliyahu Rooff
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Eliyahu
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>
>
Shouldn't assume it was by choice. Some people got dropped on their head as
infants. Either way, I hate it when stupid people post. They put out a bad
image for posting itself, especially when they don't use spell check and
think they need an apostrophe to indicate plural.
Eliyahu
Joseph N. Hall
be said for Mardi Lunn, who looks more like Ian Woosnam's brother.
Although she probably has more of a beard than Woosie.
Anyway, sturdier builds are always going to factor into the LPGA.
You can't turn golf into tennis. If you made the women play 7000
yard golf courses you'd wipe out the Annikas and Emilees and maybe
even Karries, and it would be Laura Davies (who actually looks
pretty pleasant in makeup) and Maria Hjorth duking it out. Until
golf requires 4 hours a day of aerobic running about, which it
obviously never will, the LPGA will continue to look like the LPGA.
You might imagine that playing longer courses would begin to attract
taller players with more muscular builds (say, a Serena Williams type)
but, face it, as Laura Davies has established, it's not just the track
star build that generates power.
-joseph
goober
-->"Joseph N. Hall" <" <heard_it_on_the_internet> "@5sigma.com> wrote:
-->
-->> Until
-->>golf requires 4 hours a day of aerobic running about, which it
-->>obviously never will, the LPGA will continue to look like the LPGA.
-->
-->He's right. In golf, fat is an ASSET and not much liability.
-->Especially for women.
-->
-->You don't see fat women in pro tennis because being fat means you'll
-->be out of breath in 5 minutes. Golf on the other hand you just walk
-->around at a leisurely pace and you even have a caddy carrying all the
-->heavy stuff for you.
-->
-->Also, women carry their fat mostly below their center-of-gravity
-->(hehe). This stabilizes the swing, prevents an overactive lower body
-->and thus allows for a powerful upper-body coil as described in Ben
-->Hogan's 5 Fundamentals.
-->
-->Small wonder that most winners on the LPGA have, shall we say
-->"generous" lower body proportions.
-->
-->Anna Kornakova wouldn't make many cuts in LPGA!
Don't tell Se Ri Pak or Kelli Kuehne or Lori Kane this or they flip!
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ChiliDipper
ChiliDipper
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Galen Ridgell
every weekend and watch golf both mens and womens. And everytime we watch
some fatass women and men get on the TV nad it greatly disturbs just like
gays. I hate fat people. I think that golf is a sport you should be fit to
play because I have to run 2 miles every other day with golf clubs oon my
back for the golf team at school. Now call me crazy but that is alittle on
the rough side yet I see these great golfers chowing down on ho-hos and
twinkys and just blowing up yet to be good golf player I still have to do
all this running. I do belive that is a load of crap and that the PGA and
LPGA should ...slim down.... if you know what I mean!
~SabstheGolfer~
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to bet that you're just as big as they are.
People come in different shapes and sizes. Get over it!!!
Peasant
<grid...@us.hsanet.net> scrawled:
>Listen people all I was saying was that me and my 62 year old Father sit
>every weekend and watch golf both mens and womens. And everytime we watch
>some fatass women and men get on the TV nad it greatly disturbs just like
>gays. I hate fat people.
You are entitled to your opinion. . . . . ITISAT
>I think that golf is a sport you should be fit to
>play
Why ? Fitness != good golf. It helps, sure, but it is not a
requirement.
>because I have to run 2 miles every other day with golf clubs oon my
>back for the golf team at school.
So because your school makes you do this, you think it is a
requirement ?!
>Now call me crazy but that is alittle on
>the rough side yet I see these great golfers chowing down on ho-hos and
>twinkys and just blowing up
They've obviously worked out that they don't need (want) to be
super-fit to be a good golfer.
>yet to be good golf player I still have to do
>all this running.
Serious question : How much does being so fit help your game ?
>I do belive that is a load of crap and that the PGA and
>LPGA should ...slim down.... if you know what I mean!
>
>~SabstheGolfer~
The players are not there to look good for the viewers - they're there
to play golf.
Peasant
Maria L. Evans
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"How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?"
--Satchel Paige
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ChiliDipper
> Listen people all I was saying was that me and my 62 year old Father sit
> every weekend and watch golf both mens and womens. And everytime we watch
> some fatass women and men get on the TV nad it greatly disturbs just like
> gays. I hate fat people.
I wonder if the First Tee Program could institute some screening criteria?
Plonk.
ChiliDipper
ChiliDipper
ChiliDipper
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Tim F. Ginnett
.... should I go on?
retard
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D Greer
Stargell, Ken Stabler, Hack Wilson, Joanne Carner, Meg Mallon, Monty, ---I
enjoy all of these fine athletes.
In Golf all that matters is How Many.
Brad
David Simpson
> Laura Davies (who actually looks pretty pleasant in makeup)
Charitable of you to say so. She still looks a bit like John Daly in drag.
--
"What we love, we grow to resemble." -- Bernard of Clairvaux.
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bjwilkin@.ilstu.edu
- you could discuss golf with Ben Wright all day. You might get
remission with appropriate sensitivity training.
B. J. Wilkinson
DJD
> Don't tell Se Ri Pak or Kelli Kuehne or Lori Kane this or they flip!
>
You might want to consider better examples in the future. Se Ri Pak has
possibly the most muscular legs and buttocks of any woman on the LPGA
and actually works against your argument. FYI, she used to be a track
and field athlete and she still follows a modified version of her track
training routine. As for the other 2, Lori Kane has won exactly once in
6 years on the LPGA Tour and Kelli Kuehne has never won, so neither of
them make shining examples, either.
However, Juli Inkster and Jan Stephensen are both multiple winners and
have slender lower bodies in comparison to many of their compatriots. I
believe Babe Didrickson was also relatively tall and slender. I think
these 3 (and a number of others) make better examples of your point.
--
Dan Driscoll
Member USGA, NCGA
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Robert Graf
Kindergarden education should know better than to judge someone by their
appearance.
Robert Graf
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dsc
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> goober wrote:
>
> > Don't tell Se Ri Pak or Kelli Kuehne or Lori Kane this or they flip!
> >
>
> You might want to consider better examples in the future. Se Ri Pak has
> possibly the most muscular legs and buttocks of any woman on the LPGA
> and actually works against your argument. FYI, she used to be a track
> and field athlete and she still follows a modified version of her track
> training routine. As for the other 2, Lori Kane has won exactly once in
> 6 years on the LPGA Tour and Kelli Kuehne has never won, so neither of
> them make shining examples, either.
>
> However, Juli Inkster and Jan Stephensen are both multiple winners and
> have slender lower bodies in comparison to many of their compatriots. I
> believe Babe Didrickson was also relatively tall and slender. I think
> these 3 (and a number of others) make better examples of your point.
The up and comming Grace Park may shatter that image as well.
dsc
dsc
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> >golf requires 4 hours a day of aerobic running about, which it
> >obviously never will, the LPGA will continue to look like the LPGA.
>
>
> You don't see fat women in pro tennis because being fat means you'll
>
> Also, women carry their fat mostly below their center-of-gravity
>
> Small wonder that most winners on the LPGA have, shall we say
>
> Anna Kornakova wouldn't make many cuts in LPGA!
I noticed on TV last week that Tiger seems to be gaining a little weight...
and most of it below his CoG.
Watch out. :)
dsc
dsc
> Anna Kornakova wouldn't make many cuts in LPGA!
The LPGA sould pay her to play thrusday and Friday though. Would definitely
spruce up the course and improve the tv ratings. :)
dsc
Joseph N. Hall
> [...] Lori Kane has won exactly once in
> 6 years on the LPGA Tour
Lorie Kane has won exactly once, except for her three other victories.
> and Kelli Kuehne has never won
Except for the 1999 Corning Classic.
-joseph
Bruce Newman
[...]
As for the other 2, Lori Kane has won exactly once in
> 6 years on the LPGA Tour and
[...]
Sorry, Dan, but you are off by a few. It have taken her 9 (or so) second
place finishes to reach the winner's circle, but Lori Kane has won _4_ of
her last 14 events. She's hot!
She also has, IMO, one of the finest swings today...male or female.
Bruce, a Weir's Weirdo but also a Kane's...um, Klingon?
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David Simpson
> What if RSG could banish you to the land of the politically incorrect
> - you could discuss golf with Ben Wright all day. You might get
> remission with appropriate sensitivity training.
>
Who's being politically incorrect? I'd actually like to see more drag queens on
tour. How about Jesper in pink tights, blonde wig, and a cigar?
dsc
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> Babe Ruth, Charles Barkly, Luis Tiant, Denny Mclain, C Stadler, Shaq,
Willie
> Stargell, Ken Stabler, Hack Wilson, Joanne Carner, Meg Mallon,
Monty, ---I
> enjoy all of these fine athletes.
> In Golf all that matters is How Many.
> Brad
Speaking of Barkley... I haven't seen him lately, but I hear he has exploded
since retirement... up to like 360 or something.
dsc
D Greer
He plays at my golf club, and we are friendly around the club.
He was @360--but he's losing weight.
He's much nicer BTW than the way he likes to act when he wants attention in
front of a TV camera.
Tiger stayed at his house during the Phx Open two weeks ago, and he regularly
takes cell phone calls from Tiger while on the range or playing
Brad.
DJD
> Sorry, Dan, but you are off by a few. It have taken her 9 (or so) second
> place finishes to reach the winner's circle, but Lori Kane has won _4_ of
> her last 14 events. She's hot!
>
> She also has, IMO, one of the finest swings today...male or female.
>
> Bruce, a Weir's Weirdo but also a Kane's...um, Klingon?
>
> Bruce E. Newman * Fredericton, NB, Canada * bene...@nbnet.nb.ca
> RSG Roll Call: http://u1.netgate.net/~kirby34/rsg/newmanb.htm
> http://go.to/bruce_newman
I must be missing something, I checked the LPGA website before I posted
that reply and didn't see any wins for Kelli and only 1 for Lori. I
didn't bother to check Se Ri because I know what she has done.
DJD
> Who's being politically incorrect? I'd actually like to see more drag queens on
> tour. How about Jesper in pink tights, blonde wig, and a cigar?
What's so unusual about a blonde Swede?
;-)
Joseph N. Hall
-joseph
Joseph N. Hall
he obviously didn't think he'd be playing ball right away. :-)
-joseph
dsc
> Small World--so to speak.
>
> He plays at my golf club, and we are friendly around the club.
> He was @360--but he's losing weight.
> He's much nicer BTW than the way he likes to act when he wants attention
in
> front of a TV camera.
> Tiger stayed at his house during the Phx Open two weeks ago, and he
regularly
> takes cell phone calls from Tiger while on the range or playing
> Brad.
I'm not particularily fond of him (all I know of him is the TV image), but I
hope he does keep his weight in line. Glad to hear he is a different person
in person. :)
dsc
DJD
>
> You only looked at the year 2001.
Opps, you are so right. Sorry about that, my mistake.
Ejohn
dsim...@condor.depaul.edu says...
> "Joseph N. Hall" wrote:
>
> > Laura Davies (who actually looks pretty pleasant in makeup)
>
> Charitable of you to say so. She still looks a bit like John Daly in drag.
Careful what you say about Laura, if she hears about it she's liable to
come over there and kick your ass:-)
Sarah
I look standing on the tee than how far or well I can hit a ball. It's just
a game, and should be played, which means having fun. If anyone were to
tell me that I shouldn't be playing, I'd probably take my new Lob wedge and
swing it pretty hard. No sense hitting them with my driver, that's got a
graphite shaft. On the other hand, if it shattered, the sharp edges would
be make it hard to suture the wounds. Get a grip.
Sarah
Annika1980
>Babe Ruth, Charles Barkly, Luis Tiant, Denny Mclain, C Stadler, Shaq, Willie
>Stargell, Ken Stabler, Hack Wilson, Joanne Carner, Meg Mallon, Monty, ---I
>enjoy all of these fine athletes.
>In Golf all that matters is How Many.
>Brad
>
You could add David Wells, Chris Patton, George Foreman, "The Fridge," and the
entire defensive line of the Baltimore Ravens to that list.
-Annika -----> remembering Sherman Plunkett
Will Nichols
One of the funniest moments I ever saw was ESPN's Charlie Rymers giving
Duffy Waldorf grief about eating a lemon chill while on the tee box of #4 at
LaCantera in San Antonio, waiting to tee off a few years back at our local
tour event. Duffy laughed, and told Charlie that he was eating it as desert
after the Hot Dog he ate on the previous hole, and offered to send his caddy
to buy him one, since he was jealous.
Later, I watched "Lumpy" Herron on the practice green putting with a
cigarette hanging out of his mouth, and the other dozen pros hanging around
the green didn't even give him a second look.
WRN
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John Borgman
admire slender mens bodies?
If you are sure fat people can't play, why not challange Stadler to a
game? I am sure all of us would love to see a Fat golfer humiliate you
Every day is a present just waiting to be opened and explored
David Simpson
> -Annika -----> remembering Sherman Plunkett
Sherman Plunkett?! Wow, that goes back deep. I remember him too. Spilled out of
his uniform like molten lava. Ravens' Tony Siragusa (sp?) looks svelte by
comparison.
Brooklyn Tom
My only point was that if you're going to cry about lack of respect, at
least try to look the part. Yes, I know all about John Daly, Craig Stadler,
et. al, but for every one of thse guys, there are 50 others who are in
terrific physical shape. On the women's tour, it's just the opposite.
Tom
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Annika1980
>> -Annika -----> remembering Sherman Plunkett
>
>Sherman Plunkett?! Wow, that goes back deep. I remember him too.
Yeah, I'm pretty deep.
Sarah
act respectful, earn respect.
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> >From: D Greer dcg...@uswest.net
>
> >Babe Ruth, Charles Barkly, Luis Tiant, Denny Mclain, C Stadler, Shaq,
Willie
> >Stargell, Ken Stabler, Hack Wilson, Joanne Carner, Meg Mallon,
Monty, ---I
> >enjoy all of these fine athletes.
> >In Golf all that matters is How Many.
> >Brad
> >
>
> You could add David Wells, Chris Patton, George Foreman, "The Fridge," and
the
> entire defensive line of the Baltimore Ravens to that list.
>
Let's not forget Mickey Lolich!
dsc
> > You could add David Wells, Chris Patton, George Foreman, "The Fridge,"
and
You mean the old and mostly over the hilll George Forman. In his prime he
was quite a physical specimen...
dsc
Annika1980
>> You could add David Wells, Chris Patton, George Foreman, "The Fridge," and
>the
>> entire defensive line of the Baltimore Ravens to that list.
>>
>
>Let's not forget Mickey Lolich!
Cardinal fans would like to forget him.
Robert Hamilton
overindulgence in the area of food. Several years ago, after some
particularly vicious comments from some of the kids on the team, she
instituted the policy of having the members of the boys golf team
complete 2 mile cross country runs carrying their clubs on their backs.
While I guess that it is a little unfair to curent members of the team,
what comes around goes around ;^)...especially given that several other
golf coaches have now picked up on the practice in the beleif that it
somehow improves golfing skill.
Rob
Annika1980
>Apparently there is a high school golf coach who is known for her
>overindulgence in the area of food. Several years ago, after some
>particularly vicious comments from some of the kids on the team, she
>instituted the policy of having the members of the boys golf team
>complete 2 mile cross country runs carrying their clubs on their backs.
Did that make her thinner?
Sounds to me like she's fat-assed and thin-skinned.
Hey, she should post on RSG!
neek
>As for the other 2, Lori Kane has won exactly once in
> 6 years on the LPGA Tour
I believe Lori Kane has won at least four events, possibly five.
Vsoc
women should be attractive and more importantly, they should be competing in
the nude. I know this sounds sexist, but it would make women's sports much
more enjoyable to watch.
Vsoc
felt like I was in the presence of greatness.