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Hor...@net.net

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Nov 4, 2009, 4:58:28 AM11/4/09
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Yesterday while shopping for new balls, new gloves, and a new set of
woods, I saw a product called, "Slic Stick." It looked like an
oversized chapstick with the same waxy substance. The directions said
to rub it on the face of your club and it would correct slices, hooks,
make your ball fly further and straighter, take strokes off your game,
cure cancer, freshen breath, and candy would fall from the sky.

Anyone try this product? Is it legal for tournament use? Anyone try
putting wax or chapstick on their clubs? Anything? Turtle wax?
WD-40? Chocolate?


Remember to vote for Palin-Arnold in 2012.


Hor...@Horvath.net

My T-shirt says, "This shirt is the
ultimate power in the universe."

Frank Ketchum

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Nov 4, 2009, 8:40:00 AM11/4/09
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<Hor...@net.net> wrote in message
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>
> Anyone try this product? Is it legal for tournament use? Anyone try
> putting wax or chapstick on their clubs? Anything? Turtle wax?
> WD-40? Chocolate?

Applying anything to the face of a club to influence the flight of the ball
is against the rules of golf.
If you want to hit the ball better, take lessons and practice dumbass.


Hor...@net.net

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Nov 4, 2009, 8:01:51 AM11/4/09
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On Wed, 4 Nov 2009 08:40:00 -0500, "Frank Ketchum"
<nos...@thanksanyway.com> wrote this crap:

>>
>> Anyone try this product? Is it legal for tournament use? Anyone try
>> putting wax or chapstick on their clubs? Anything? Turtle wax?
>> WD-40? Chocolate?
>
>Applying anything to the face of a club to influence the flight of the ball
>is against the rules of golf.
>If you want to hit the ball better, take lessons and practice dumbass.
>

Should i clean off the dirt and grass stains, asswipe?


Vote for Palin-Ahnold in 2012, asswipe.

Frank Ketchum

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Nov 4, 2009, 9:17:16 AM11/4/09
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<Hor...@net.net> wrote in message
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>
> Should i clean off the dirt and grass stains, asswipe?
>

If the grass and dirt stains are there on purpose to influence the flight of
the ball it is against the rules.
I get the feeling that it wouldn't make much difference in your game either
way, dumbass.

By the way, spend a few hours today trying to figure out how to set the
clock on your computer. I know when daylight savings ends it requires you
to change your clocks and that can be a real head scratcher for some people
but I have faith with a little work you can figure it out.

That is not leadership, dumbass.


Hor...@net.net

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Nov 4, 2009, 1:05:37 PM11/4/09
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On Wed, 4 Nov 2009 09:17:16 -0500, "Frank Ketchum"
<nos...@thanksanyway.com> wrote this crap:


>


>By the way, spend a few hours today trying to figure out how to set the
>clock on your computer. I know when daylight savings ends it requires you
>to change your clocks and that can be a real head scratcher for some people
>but I have faith with a little work you can figure it out.

My clock is set for Central Standard Time, and I have no reason to
change it. If you don't like it, don't look at it, dumbass.


Vote for Palin-Ahhhnold in 2012, dumbass.

Frank Ketchum

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Nov 4, 2009, 3:10:24 PM11/4/09
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<Hor...@net.net> wrote in message
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> My clock is set for Central Standard Time, and I have no reason to
> change it. If you don't like it, don't look at it, dumbass.
>

You live in the eastern time zone. How's that for a reason, dumbass?


hoser1605

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Nov 4, 2009, 3:44:11 PM11/4/09
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On Nov 4, 1:05 pm, Horv...@net.net wrote:
> On Wed, 4 Nov 2009 09:17:16 -0500, "Frank Ketchum"
> <nos...@thanksanyway.com> wrote this crap:
>
>
>
> >By the way, spend a few hours today trying to figure out how to set the
> >clock on your computer.  I know when daylight savings ends it requires you
> >to change your clocks and that can be a real head scratcher for some people
> >but I have faith with a little work you can figure it out.
>
> My clock is set for Central Standard Time, and I have no reason to
> change it.  If you don't like it, don't look at it, dumbass.
>
> Vote for Palin-Ahhhnold in 2012, dumbass.
>
>         Horv...@Horvath.net

>
> My T-shirt says, "This shirt is the
> ultimate power in the universe."

Piss off you ignorant scumbag.

Hor...@net.net

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Nov 4, 2009, 10:45:19 PM11/4/09
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On Wed, 4 Nov 2009 15:10:24 -0500, "Frank Ketchum"
<nos...@thanksanyway.com> wrote this crap:

>> My clock is set for Central Standard Time, and I have no reason to


>> change it. If you don't like it, don't look at it, dumbass.
>>
>
>You live in the eastern time zone. How's that for a reason, dumbass?


How about if I put my boot up your ass? How's that for leadership,
dumbass?

Don't tell me what to do, dumbass.

And vote for Palin-Ahhnold in 2012.

annika1980

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Nov 5, 2009, 1:16:45 AM11/5/09
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On Nov 4, 4:58 am, Horv...@net.net wrote:
>
> Anyone try this product?  Is it legal for tournament use?  Anyone try
> putting wax or chapstick on their clubs?  Anything?  Turtle wax?
> WD-40?  Chocolate?
>

As Gaylord Perry would say, "I never put a foreign substance on my
golf clubs. Everything I use is made right here in the good old
U.S.A."

Hey, speaking of Gaylords ..... anybody seen Hammer?

Frank Ketchum

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Nov 5, 2009, 5:48:01 PM11/5/09
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<Hor...@net.net> wrote in message
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> How about if I put my boot up your ass? How's that for leadership,
> dumbass?

Don't let your dumb mouth write checks your dumbass can't cash.


> Don't tell me what to do, dumbass.
>
> And vote for Palin-Ahhnold in 2012.

Nice hypocrisy dumbass.


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