Gold Bond v. Anit-Monkey Butt
dugjustdug
helensi...@hotmail.com
> Which powder prevents chaffing under a kilt the best? Discuss...
Being the youngest of a big family of mostly athletic guys, I know for
a fact they use Anti Monkey Butt. No I've never seen them actually
use it.......thank God, but I have seen the powder in their stink'n
gym bags. Lol.
Helen
greenkeeper
<fc70ec41-b234-47f8...@e10g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
dugjustdug <prestig...@yvn.com> writes
>Which powder prevents chaffing under a kilt the best? Discuss...
As a regular kilt wearer I would say let the air dry things naturally
--
alan
Alan Illeman
no powder will prevent this, unless you take a powder ;)
Bobby Knight
Chaffing can be chafing.
bk
dugjustdug
> "dugjustdug" <prestigerea...@yvn.com> wrote in messagenews:fc70ec41-b234-47f8...@e10g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
> > Which powder prevents chaffing under a kilt the best? Discuss...
>
> Chaffing is "to make fun in a good natured way" or "to tease" so
> no powder will prevent this, unless you take a powder ;)
Itchy trigger finger. I shoulda used some powder, eh? ;-)
Robert Hamilton
dugjustdug wrote:
> Which powder prevents chaffing under a kilt the best? Discuss...
As a person of Scottish ancestry with the misfortune of having been born
on Jan. 25, I would agree with Alan.
Robert Hamilton
Robert Hamilton wrote:
That's Alan the Greenskeeper!
annika1980
Boudreaux's Butt Paste is the choice here. It ain't powder, but it
works.
In fact, it has the consistency of peanut butter. Smooth, not the
chunky stuff.
dsc-ky
Powder is the wrong direction to prevent/cure moneky butt... salve is
the answer... anything from vaseline to A&D ointment, etc... just
remember... a little dab will do it for a normal sized but anyway.. :)
Tom Yost
<annik...@aol.com> wrote:
>Boudreaux's Butt Paste is the choice here. It ain't powder, but it
>works.
>In fact, it has the consistency of peanut butter. Smooth, not the
>chunky stuff.
>
Ya wuss.
Boudreaux's CHUNKY Butt Paste rules!!
the Moderator
"dsc-ky" <Dudley....@eku.edu> wrote in message
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If monkey butt is your problem then salve and powder is not the solution.
What are you guys doing? You get monkey butt from sitting in a golf cart?
Sitting in front of the computer?
I go to the gym regularly, I hike, I backpack, I bike, I walk the course
and my butt is fine.
dsc-ky
wrote:
> "dsc-ky" <Dudley.Corn...@eku.edu> wrote in message
Tell you what plant that tender @ss of yours on a dirt bike seat for
about 3 or 4 hours and then tell me what you think? :)
annika1980
>
> > I go to the gym regularly, I hike, I backpack, I bike, I walk the course
> > and my butt is fine.
>
> Tell you what plant that tender @ss of yours on a dirt bike seat for
> about 3 or 4 hours and then tell me what you think?
Or caddie double (two bags) wearing a jump suit over your regular
clothes ... on a hot day.
They don't call it "caddie crotch" for nothin. Better grease up!
Otto
My college and high school boys turned me onto the answer.
They call them sliders. The real term is compression shorts.
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw/002-7602824-2700016?url=search-alias%3D
aps&field-keywords=compression+shorts
You can buy them at Walmart for $9.88.
I've been using them for months now and they have done the job. They can
handle many days in row of 27-36 holes a day walking in the GA summer (90+ F
and 75+ humidity) with no problems. Not a single episode of crotch rot. Of
course--please wear a clean pair each day.
They are the answer.
Hth.
Otto
dsc-ky
> Forget all that stuff. Nothing more than band aids to the problem.
>
> My college and high school boys turned me onto the answer.
>
> They call them sliders. The real term is compression shorts.
Tried them a long time ago(for bike riding)... we called them Weasle
Squeezers. All it did for me was squeeze my but cheeks together and
make matters worse. :) I don't have too much problem with monkey butt
wrt golf usually only after 2 or 3 days of 36 holes per day. Even
riding in a cart you still do a lot of walking in 36 holes. The best
answer for riding dirt bikes is stand up more. :)
Tom Yost
Otto
> >They don't call it "caddie crotch" for nothin. Better grease up!
Compression shorts work better than any of the other ideas--including
grease.
Forget the grease or the gold bond or the desitin.
Leave the tightie whities in the drawer and don some compression shorts.
They wick moisture and they slide.
So long crotch rot.
Otto
Tom Yost
I say go commando.
Otto
"Tom Yost" <t...@nospamme.com> wrote in message
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> I say go commando.
I tried that but it doesn't work when you're swingin' avocados.
The boys need a home.
Otto