Fav Caddyshack quote
Curtis Schilling
accurate rendering of Mattie's (sp?) barb when she notices Danny's
not-so-subtle interest in Lacy Underalls. Something along the lines
of:
"...been plugged more times than the bridge of Trolie
(sp?)....biggest whore on fifth avenue so I'm told..."
Unfortunately the brogue makes it a little difficult to pick out.
Thanks in advance!
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Curtis Schilling '92 Katana
Grad Student '76 Kramer
Ok State Univ. '94 C'dale
"..can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being.."
My views are my own.....you can't have them
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Yogmanov
Tralee...biggest whore on Fifth avenue, I'm told."
Oliver G Mellet
you, but you were born to rub me first." - Ty Webb
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John A Satriano
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F. Blaine Dickson
ny):
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=D7Me...no...you...do.
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=D7What a great movie!
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=D7E. Manderino
While in Ty's house: "Here's another cheque for $70000!"
"Keep it"
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Assistant Professional
Kelowna Golf & Country Club
Kelowna BC Canada
"The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting
otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem."
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Big Daddy
the front 9 and Spaulding says "I wanna hotdog, no a hamburger" then smales tells
him "You'll get nothing and like it"
Philippe Desjardins
When Dangerfield arrives at the pro shop and says to the two bald guys
"Why don't you two put your heads together and make an ass out of
yourself". That, in my opinion, is a classic Caddyshack quote!
CK
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> how about this one : spaulding and everyone else is going into the snack bar after
> the front 9 and Spaulding says "I wanna hotdog, no a hamburger" then smales tells
> him "You'll get nothing and like it"
The Best classic lines in caddyshack has to be, although its not really a quote is the Bill
Murray " Relative Unknown At Augusta Scene " with the flowers just before he caddies for the
Bishop its got to be the most quoted lines ever.
Jeff
Jack Smith
When Danny and Tie are golphing and Tie asks, "What do you wanna be Danny?
". Danny Replies, "If I don't get into college, I'll have to go to work
at the lumber yard". Tie reponds, "What's wrong with a lumber yard, I own
three of them". Danny retorts, "I notice you don't spend a lot of time
there". and Tie finally states, "I'm not sure where they are".
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Superfly Snuka
Richard Sarkees
anything.
James T. Skiles
Robert C. Ball
step on a duck?
TJS Rx
My favorite - "Want to tie me up with some of your ties...Ty!"
Chad S Dotson
--
Chad S Dotson "Larkin, nice play, throwing...and this one
The University belongs to the Reds!" -Marty Brennaman
of Virginia --Cincinnati Reds--
-17 Chris Sabo- World Champs - 1919, 1940, 1975, 1976, 1990
bla...@wofford.edu
(Al Czerlik) "You must have been something before electricity."
"Now I know why lions eat their young"
G.R. Wignall
An ofetn overlooked one is Ted's speech on the Flying Wasp:
It's easy to Grin, When your ship's coming in
And you've got the Stock Market beat.
But the man worth While, is the man who can smile
When his pants are too tight in the seat!
Don't get the full effect unlees you can here Ted's laugh afterwards
Stuart B. Dorsey
"the last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!"
Vincent Nardiello
M J Felton
caddy's neck and is talking about caddying for the Dali Lama.
"So I say, 'Hey Lama how about a little something for the effort
you know.' and he says, 'Oh there won't be any money, but when you die,
on your death bed you will recieve total consciousness.' so I got that
going for me."
Thanks
Mike.
Chip
>(Al Czerlik) "The dance of the living dead!"
>"the last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!"
And: "Ooohh, I never saw dead people smoke before..." :)
- Chip
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TomTerranova
against other golfers?
Chevy: By my height.
PablO
> (Al Czerlik) "The dance of the living dead!"
> "the last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!"
Ty is playing a late-night round through Carl's place,
Carl says in reference to his marijuana:
See, the good thing about this is, you can go out and play 18
on it and then come home and get stoned out of the bejeebers."
Dave Keith
M.J.F...@durham.ac.uk says...
:
:My personal fave is when Bill Murray is holding the pitchfork to the
I was waiting for this one. It's my favorite too ! (well OK, _one_ of
my favorites).
dave
Stuart B. Dorsey
the dali lama line--it's also my favorite, next to the rodney dangerfield
lines at the formal club dinner.
Wade Alberty
Simply putting at night... with the 15 year old daughter of the dean.
Do you know who this guy is danny?
Danny: (Sarcastically) Umm no. You maybe.
Ty: It was Mitch Cumstein, my roommate.
John A Satriano
"Every day."
"Good!"
Dave Keith
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>we should be doing a count on this. this is the third message voting for
>the dali lama line--it's also my favorite, next to the rodney dangerfield
>lines at the formal club dinner.
So, like, the "so I got that going for me" line, or "big hitter, the Lama" ?
Love that movie :)
dave
Jay Levine
Actually, the whole script is priceless.
-Jay
Curtis Schilling
jle...@softlab.com (Jay Levine) writes:
> Don't sell yourself short, judge. You're a tremendous slouch.
>
".....you know...my father never liked you."
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Curtis Schilling '92 Katana
Grad Student '76 Kramer
Ok State Univ. '94 C'dale
"..can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being.."
My views are my own.....you can't have them
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Michael Demers
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Chevy: Do you do drugs Danny??
Danny: Every day!!
Chevy: Good boy Danny
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Spaulding: I want a hamburger, no a cheesburger. I want
a milkshake.....
T. Knight: You'll get nothing and like it!!!!!!!!!!
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R. Dangerfield: Ohh, look at this ugly hat. What, you buy
it and get a free bowl of soup???
(Then he sees Ted Knight wearing the same hat)
Oh, but it looks good on you though (rolling eyes)
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R. Dangerfield: Hey tell the chef that this stuff is dog food.
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B. Murray: The scene where he's imaging himself winning a
tournament and he's chopping off the tops of flowers:
He's a cinderella boy. Out of nowhere. He's got
about 200 yards to go... He's got a nine iron....
It's in the hole!!! It's in the hole!!!
Nicholas S Fogelson
PablO (blaz...@c-zone.net) wrote:
Not to be picky, but the quote is:
"The thing about it is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon,
and then take it home and get stoned to the bejezuz belt, on the stuff,
that night".
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Nicholas Fogelson
University of Oregon
Department of Computer and Information Science
nfog...@cs.uoregon.edu (503)683-7885
Patrick Inglis
So many good quotes to choose from, but one that I haven't
seen mentioned...
(After the first 9 holes of the bet, Al is adding up his score)
Al: I can't believe this! This is the worst game of my life...
Ty: Al, you're not...ah...good.
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EDEArch
" Cannonball "
Bill Huang
Sandy: "...and no more slacking off!"
Carl: "I will slack you off - you fuzzy little foreigner."
...
" I will fill your bagpipes with watina."
KatBennett
Nixon golfed!
Eric Schoonmaker
At the turn in the big match, as Al is adding up his
scorecard:
"I should've stayed home and played with MYSELF!"
MAXAREN
N'N'N'N'Noonan
Steve Stalock
On a somewhat related note... a classic Chevy Chase quote:
My favorite movie quote of all time comes from Chevy Chase in the
movie FLETCH. When asked by someone that does not know him if he is
Irwin Fletcher, he replied, "As far as you know".
I love this line, it is so versatile. For instance, the next time the
clerk at the check out register asks if everything on your check is
correct...
Salesnet.com
>we should be doing a count on this. this is the third message voting for
>the dali lama line--it's also my favorite, next to the rodney dangerfield
>lines at the formal club dinner.
"Your honor, your Honor"
Nathan Potter
billy...billy...billy...billy...billy......
Nathan Kent Potter "The surest sign that there is intelligent
Graduate Student life out there is that they have not
Oregon State University contacted us yet." - Calvin & Hobbes
Radiation Health Physics
Chip954
"we've got a pool and a pond........pond'd be good for you"
Steven D. Daley
"Tears in his eyes I guess..."
"How 'bout a Fresca?"
"I was born to love you,
I was born to lick your face,
I was born to rub you,
but you were born to rub me first."
"Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."
"Five bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose."
I'd like to go on all day...
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"I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain
scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the
part of the brain the makes you want to study the brain."
Brave Sir Robin
Saw the movie again on WGN last night and noticed a line that I had
previously glossed over from Bill Murray:
"fore."
as he detonates the explosives.
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"In the meantime, I will dream about God... so that when I finally do meet
Him, it won't be as if for the first time, but it will be like being
reunited with an old and dear friend." - Ronald's Song
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Peter Parker
> Danny Danny I’ve sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to do it. Felt I owed it to them.
>
been club champion for three years running, and I'm no slouch myself.
Ty: Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.