The three (3) ugliest women on TV today

[Irish Mike]

The following is a list of the three (3) ugliest women on TV today. In my
opinion there is no debate and I double-dare, defy and challenge you to
find an uglier woman, or any woman even close to this ugly, on TV today:

1. Whoopi Goldberg - she is just butt ugly, her facial features are
grotesque and her hair looks like a rotted rat's nest.

2. Whoopi Goldberg - she is a fat lard-assed slob who dresses like a
homeless circus clown.

3. Whoopi Goldberg - she is a mean, vicious left wing hate monger and the
female equivalent of Keith Olbermann.

And that, bucko, if for the record.

Irish Mike

[Horva...@net.net]

On Sat, 23 Mar 2013 08:41:09 -0700, "Irish Mike"
<ad7...@webnntp.invalid> wrote this crap:

Good post. For the record I'd like to add that girl on the
Progressive Insurance commercials. The one in the white suit, pasty
white skin, black hair, and too-red lips. She is grotesque and she
creeps me out every time I see her. I can't hit the fast forward
button quick enough. Just thinking about her gives me the shivers.

This signature is now the ultimate
power in the universe

[golf...@yahoo.com]

On Mar 23, 11:58 am, Horvath1...@net.net wrote:
> On Sat, 23 Mar 2013 08:41:09 -0700, "Irish Mike"

> <ad7c...@webnntp.invalid> wrote this crap:

Did a google on this and found them to be on a show called The View.
Google also said only little boys with lace panties and girlie men
watch this program. Enjoy!

[unknown]

Mike with lace panties?

.

[golf...@yahoo.com]

Even uglier than a whoopie I would guess!!!!!!! LOL

[BAR]

In article <l1v02ax...@news.ezprovider.com>, ad7...@webnntp.invalid says...

You have earned a permananet position in the Bozo Bin.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Tue, 26 Mar 2013 17:52:28 -0400, BAR <sc...@you.com> wrote this
crap:

Wow. BAR is a big fan of Whoopi. I guess your type is large-butt
black women. Do you drool over that woman in the Popeye's
commercials?

[bkn...@conramp.net]

Yo Bert! We agree.

Anyone who makes a big deal about someone else's looks has to be
pretty much a dog himself.

[bkn...@conramp.net]

That proves my point. Whorebath has no class at all.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Tue, 26 Mar 2013 17:03:17 -0500, bkn...@conramp.net wrote this
crap:

>>> 3. Whoopi Goldberg - she is a mean, vicious left wing hate monger and the
>>> female equivalent of Keith Olbermann.
>>>
>>> And that, bucko, if for the record.
>>>

>>You have earned a permananet position in the Bozo Bin.
>>
>Yo Bert! We agree.
>
>Anyone who makes a big deal about someone else's looks has to be
>pretty much a dog himself.

Another Whoopi fan! No wonder you won't post pics of your wife.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Tue, 26 Mar 2013 17:04:25 -0500, bkn...@conramp.net wrote this
crap:

>>>>
>>>>

>>>> 3. Whoopi Goldberg - she is a mean, vicious left wing hate monger and the
>>>> female equivalent of Keith Olbermann.
>>>>
>>>> And that, bucko, if for the record.
>>>

>>>You have earned a permananet position in the Bozo Bin.
>>>
>>
>>Wow. BAR is a big fan of Whoopi. I guess your type is large-butt
>>black women. Do you drool over that woman in the Popeye's
>>commercials?
>
>That proves my point. Whorebath has no class at all.

Now I understand why you got so upset when I said you had an ugly
wife. Whoopi probably looks like Miss March next to her.

[BAR]

In article <ia64l89s26r4rqk0p...@4ax.com>, Horva...@net.net says...

You can't blame someone's looks on them, you have to blame it on their parents.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Wed, 27 Mar 2013 08:06:54 -0400, BAR <sc...@you.com> wrote this
crap:



>> >>

>> >> 3. Whoopi Goldberg - she is a mean, vicious left wing hate monger and the
>> >> female equivalent of Keith Olbermann.
>> >>
>> >> And that, bucko, if for the record.

>> >

>> >You have earned a permananet position in the Bozo Bin.
>> >
>>
>> Wow. BAR is a big fan of Whoopi. I guess your type is large-butt
>> black women. Do you drool over that woman in the Popeye's
>> commercials?
>>

>You can't blame someone's looks on them, you have
> to blame it on their parents.

You're telling me you can't blame someone for being fat? It's their
own choice to sit on the couch all day eating Twinkies. If they dress
bad and have bad hair it's their own fault. I was a New York City
fashion model for years so I know what I'm talking about. The
plainest women can have the proper makeup and look good.

[bkn...@conramp.net]

On Wed, 27 Mar 2013 08:49:05 -0400, Horva...@net.net wrote:
> I was a New York City fashion model for years so I know what I'm talking about.

LOL. If that is so there would be clippings to prove it. More
boasting about nothing from you.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Wed, 27 Mar 2013 09:03:47 -0500, bkn...@conramp.net wrote this
crap:

I've got a whole portfolio to prove it.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Wed, 27 Mar 2013 10:13:28 -0400, Horva...@net.net wrote this

crap:

>On Wed, 27 Mar 2013 09:03:47 -0500, bkn...@conramp.net wrote this
>crap:
>
>>On Wed, 27 Mar 2013 08:49:05 -0400, Horva...@net.net wrote:
>>> I was a New York City fashion model for years so I know what I'm talking about.
>>
>>LOL. If that is so there would be clippings to prove it. More
>>boasting about nothing from you.
>
>I've got a whole portfolio to prove it.

Here's some proof, Mr. Knight. This is one of the many photos taken
while I was a fashion model. It was taken off Mackinac Island on a
large yacht. The Grand Hotel is clearly visible in the background.
Ask your ugly wife if that is how a model should look. I've modeled
everything from underwear and swimsuits to tuxedos.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/73688745@N05/8595918363/in/photostream/

[bkn...@conramp.net]

You have to be kidding. That proves that someone took a pic of you on
a boat. Nothing else. So the Grand Hotel is in the background. Big
deal. If you were what you say there would be newspaper articles
regarding shows that you were in.

More bullshit, no proof. The last proof you offered is that you own a
tuxedo....like ten thousand others. LOL

[Horva...@net.net]

On Wed, 27 Mar 2013 21:36:36 -0500, bkn...@conramp.net wrote this
crap:

>>

>>Here's some proof, Mr. Knight. This is one of the many photos taken
>>while I was a fashion model. It was taken off Mackinac Island on a
>>large yacht. The Grand Hotel is clearly visible in the background.
>>Ask your ugly wife if that is how a model should look. I've modeled
>>everything from underwear and swimsuits to tuxedos.
>>
>>http://www.flickr.com/photos/73688745@N05/8595918363/in/photostream/
>>
>
>
>You have to be kidding. That proves that someone took a pic of you on
>a boat. Nothing else. So the Grand Hotel is in the background. Big
>deal. If you were what you say there would be newspaper articles
>regarding shows that you were in.
>
>More bullshit, no proof. The last proof you offered is that you own a
>tuxedo....like ten thousand others. LOL

Ten thousand other people were fashion models too. Why would there be
newspaper articles about me?

[Horva...@net.net]

On Wed, 27 Mar 2013 21:36:36 -0500, bkn...@conramp.net wrote this
crap:

>>>

>>>I've got a whole portfolio to prove it.
>>
>>
>>Here's some proof, Mr. Knight. This is one of the many photos taken
>>while I was a fashion model. It was taken off Mackinac Island on a
>>large yacht. The Grand Hotel is clearly visible in the background.
>>Ask your ugly wife if that is how a model should look. I've modeled
>>everything from underwear and swimsuits to tuxedos.
>>
>>http://www.flickr.com/photos/73688745@N05/8595918363/in/photostream/
>>
>
>
>You have to be kidding. That proves that someone took a pic of you on
>a boat. Nothing else. So the Grand Hotel is in the background. Big
>deal. If you were what you say there would be newspaper articles
>regarding shows that you were in.
>
>More bullshit, no proof. The last proof you offered is that you own a
>tuxedo....like ten thousand others. LOL

Here's a side story for you, Mr. Knight. The boat I'm steering is the
Signature of Toledo, owned by Tony Knight, the richest person in
Toledo. He's an heir to one of the glass companies in Toledo. He
might be on Forbe's, look up, "Milton Knight," he lives in a mansion
on River Road in Perrysburg, Ohio. It's just a few blocks from the
statue of Commodore Perry. I've been there. He's the second richest
man at our yacht club. And a good friend of mine.

[Alan Baker]

In article <gvl7l8hu049a47mqp...@4ax.com>,

None of which has the slightest bearing on your claim to have been a
model.

--
Alan Baker
Vancouver, British Columbia
"If you raise the ceiling four feet, move the fireplace from that wall
to that wall, you'll still only get the full stereophonic effect if you
sit in the bottom of that cupboard."

[bkn...@conramp.net]

And you think that is worth even mentioning? I would suggest that
most everyone on this forum knows someone that is either rich, famous,
or both.

BFD

[bkn...@conramp.net]

On Wed, 27 Mar 2013 22:58:32 -0400, Horva...@net.net wrote:

>On Wed, 27 Mar 2013 21:36:36 -0500, bkn...@conramp.net wrote this
>crap:

>>You have to be kidding. That proves that someone took a pic of you on
>>a boat. Nothing else. So the Grand Hotel is in the background. Big
>>deal. If you were what you say there would be newspaper articles
>>regarding shows that you were in.
>>
>>More bullshit, no proof. The last proof you offered is that you own a
>>tuxedo....like ten thousand others. LOL
>
>Ten thousand other people were fashion models too. Why would there be
>newspaper articles about me?

Then you weren't much to brag about....but then all of your bragging
is about little crap anyway. I guess you could be called a model if
you appeared at a local bar showing your new tee shirt. LOL

[andrcom]

On Tuesday, March 26, 2013 6:32:36 PM UTC-4, Horva...@net.net wrote:
> On Tue, 26 Mar 2013 17:04:25 -0500, bkn...@conramp.net wrote this

Now I understand why you got so upset when I said you had an ugly
>
> wife. Whoopi probably looks like Miss March next to her.

Seriously, and you think attacking a mans wife is , what?

[Horva...@net.net]

On Thu, 28 Mar 2013 03:11:17 -0700, Alan Baker <alang...@telus.net>
wrote this crap:

>>
>> Here's a side story for you, Mr. Knight. The boat I'm steering is the
>> Signature of Toledo, owned by Tony Knight, the richest person in
>> Toledo. He's an heir to one of the glass companies in Toledo. He
>> might be on Forbe's, look up, "Milton Knight," he lives in a mansion
>> on River Road in Perrysburg, Ohio. It's just a few blocks from the
>> statue of Commodore Perry. I've been there. He's the second richest
>> man at our yacht club. And a good friend of mine.
>>
>>
>

>None of which has the slightest bearing on your claim to have been a
>model.

I guess you should learn what a, "side story," is. Put that on your
bucket list.


Don't drink and drive. Unless you have a good cup holder.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Thu, 28 Mar 2013 08:28:58 -0500, bkn...@conramp.net wrote this
crap:

>>>
>>

>>Here's a side story for you, Mr. Knight. The boat I'm steering is the
>>Signature of Toledo, owned by Tony Knight, the richest person in
>>Toledo. He's an heir to one of the glass companies in Toledo. He
>>might be on Forbe's, look up, "Milton Knight," he lives in a mansion
>>on River Road in Perrysburg, Ohio. It's just a few blocks from the
>>statue of Commodore Perry. I've been there. He's the second richest
>>man at our yacht club. And a good friend of mine.
>>
>And you think that is worth even mentioning? I would suggest that
>most everyone on this forum knows someone that is either rich, famous,
>or both.
>
>BFD

I thought you might find it interesting that he has the same last name
as you. You might be related.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Thu, 28 Mar 2013 08:17:40 -0700 (PDT), andrcom <And...@aol.com>
wrote this crap:

I hardly think that saying someone has a substandard appearance is,
"attacking," her.

[bkn...@conramp.net]

On Thu, 28 Mar 2013 08:17:40 -0700 (PDT), andrcom <And...@aol.com>

wrote:

Low class.

[bkn...@conramp.net]

It was only another diversion for you.

[Howard Brazee]

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he married her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
A-you'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ug-a-ly woman cooks meals on time
And she'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Sax solo]

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face is ugly, her eyes don't match
Take it from me, she's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

[Spoken:]
Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you



--
Anybody who agrees with one side all of the time or disagrees with the
other side all of the time is equally guilty of letting others do
their thinking for them.

[BAR]

In article <c0q5l8lsbt5o0ccs9...@4ax.com>, Horva...@net.net says...

Even though you are a shallow person I still enjoy your general attitude.

[Horva...@net.net]

On Thu, 28 Mar 2013 19:39:34 -0400, BAR <sc...@you.com> wrote this
crap:
>>

>> You're telling me you can't blame someone for being fat? It's their
>> own choice to sit on the couch all day eating Twinkies. If they dress
>> bad and have bad hair it's their own fault. I was a New York City
>> fashion model for years so I know what I'm talking about. The
>> plainest women can have the proper makeup and look good.
>
>Even though you are a shallow person I still enjoy your general attitude.

I was never a general. :)

[andrcom]

JACKASS

[cehowa...@hotmail.com]

On Saturday, March 23, 2013 11:41:09 AM UTC-4, Irish Mike wrote:
> The following is a list of the three (3) ugliest women on TV today. In my
>
> opinion there is no debate and I double-dare, defy and challenge you to
>
> find an uglier woman, or any woman even close to this ugly, on TV today:
>
>
>
> 1. Whoopi Goldberg - she is just butt ugly, her facial features are
>
> grotesque and her hair looks like a rotted rat's nest.
>
>
>
> 2. Whoopi Goldberg - she is a fat lard-assed slob who dresses like a
>
> homeless circus clown.
>
>
>

> 3. Whoopi Goldberg - she is a mean, vicious left wing hate monger and the
>
> female equivalent of Keith Olbermann.
>
>
>
> And that, bucko, if for the record.
>
>
>

> Irish Mike

[Chrisanna]

oh wow

[TomS]

I disagree: Stacy Abrams MUST be the UGLIEST woman I have seen on TV in the last year.

[David Warzel]

What about Lori Lightfoot and her bitch Kim Fox. Both of them have to sneak up on a glass of water.

[A RELTIH]

On Saturday, March 23, 2013 at 10:41:09 PM UTC+7, Irish Mike wrote:
> The following is a list of the three (3) ugliest women on TV today. In my
> opinion there is no debate and I double-dare, defy and challenge you to
> find an uglier woman, or any woman even close to this ugly, on TV today:
>
> 1. Whoopi Goldberg - she is just butt ugly, her facial features are
> grotesque and her hair looks like a rotted rat's nest.
>
> 2. Whoopi Goldberg - she is a fat lard-assed slob who dresses like a
> homeless circus clown.
>
> 3. Whoopi Goldberg - she is a mean, vicious left wing hate monger and the
> female equivalent of Keith Olbermann.
>
> And that, bucko, if for the record.
>
> Irish Mike

omg

[Donna Valetutti]

Yup!!!!

[marika]

I used to like her til I found out her take on Jews.

My Mom has survived so many horrors in her life (nazi camp, soviet famine campaigns, God only knows what else),

Whoopi is not the voice I ever listened to, now not at all. Do not care what she looks like but Kimberly Guilfoyle is uglier.

mk5000

Bom do-dee bom do-dee bom bom bom ba do-dee
That's what you do to me
No matter where I go no matter what I do
Your face is all I see--That's What You Do To Me
Recorded by the Everly Brothers

[bruce bowser]

On Thursday, March 2, 2023 at 3:12:29 PM UTC-5, marika wrote:
> On Thursday, March 2, 2023 at 9:35:42 AM UTC-6, Donna Valetutti wrote:
> > On Saturday, March 23, 2013 at 11:41:09 AM UTC-4, Irish Mike wrote:
> > > The following is a list of the three (3) ugliest women on TV today. In my
> > > opinion there is no debate and I double-dare, defy and challenge you to
> > > find an uglier woman, or any woman even close to this ugly, on TV today:
> > >
> > > 1. Whoopi Goldberg - she is just butt ugly, her facial features are
> > > grotesque and her hair looks like a rotted rat's nest.
> > >
> > > 2. Whoopi Goldberg - she is a fat lard-assed slob who dresses like a
> > > homeless circus clown.
> > >
> > > 3. Whoopi Goldberg - she is a mean, vicious left wing hate monger and the
> > > female equivalent of Keith Olbermann.
> > >
> > > And that, bucko, if for the record.
> > >
> > > Irish Mike
> > Yup!!!!
> I used to like her til I found out her take on Jews.
>
> My Mom has survived so many horrors in her life (nazi camp, soviet famine campaigns, God only knows what else),
>
> Whoopi is not the voice I ever listened to, now not at all. Do not care what she looks like but Kimberly Guilfoyle is uglier.

They'd all look better with a body like Kim Kardashian.

[marika]

No doubt

But you have to be pretty wealthy to afford the plastic surgery and other doodads that paid to get her that body

I guess that is why Guilfoyle is shilling at cpac, because she hasn't. The cash to do herself over
Her lip filler is subpar
Should have found a better doctor

Her legs look like broom handles.
Which matches, since she looks like a witch.

mk5000


Forever hoping that you'll change your mind
Tearing my heart out begging to you
Is that what you'd have me do
Lower my status again and again--Is That What You'd Have Me Do
Recorded by The Statler Brothers

[m syadoz]

Someone should crowdsource some fundraising for pilates for this h
https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1632134492985999363?s=61&t=baMhdpBCq-06shCSf48XnA

[David McDonald]

On Saturday, March 23, 2013 at 8:41:09 AM UTC-7, Irish Mike wrote:
> The following is a list of the three (3) ugliest women on TV today. In my
> opinion there is no debate and I double-dare, defy and challenge you to
> find an uglier woman, or any woman even close to this ugly, on TV today:
>
> 1. Whoopi Goldberg - she is just butt ugly, her facial features are
> grotesque and her hair looks like a rotted rat's nest.
>
> 2. Whoopi Goldberg - she is a fat lard-assed slob who dresses like a
> homeless circus clown.
>
> 3. Whoopi Goldberg - she is a mean, vicious left wing hate monger and the
> female equivalent of Keith Olbermann.
>
> And that, bucko, if for the record.
>
> Irish Mike

she is so ugly she walked into a room that had three mirrors in it, and she walked out with 21 years of bad luck.