AFL GRAND FINALS - WEBSITE
Adam Mac
In the lead up to the AFL Grand Final between the Sensational saints
and the catapulting crows make sure you come and visit the
world's first and only web page dedicated to the world's
most exciting sporting event that attracts 100,000 people.
It is still being constructed but i would love ideas and opinions that
will make it a good informative website. Currently it has G.F. facts on
all teams (unfortunatly this years teams don't have much to factuwise
about) but your all invited for a gander at a page not due to be
complete till march 98.
AFL G.F's : http://minyos.its.rmit.edu.au/~adammac
Remember Abuse, Critism, Opinions are all welcome. The guestbook is up
shit creek so prefebly send the comments direct.
regards Adam Maciejewski
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Rudiger
Adam Mac wrote:
> In the lead up to the AFL Grand Final between the Sensational saints
> and the catapulting crows make sure you come and visit the
> world's first and only web page dedicated to the world's
> most exciting sporting event that attracts 100,000 people.
<Big snip for Allan>
Hi spanky, did anyone ever tell you that we tar and feather those who
post here about the faggy sport with the short shorts.
Rudiger
Adam Mac
Little Rugby wankers. Haven't seen you draw 100,000 to an ARL final
lately. Or do you have a secret place? Sorry I forgot. Victoria holds both
the Rugby League (88,000) and Rugby union (91,000) Australian attendance
records.
Money won't bite into out game.
Now go and sweep yourselves under a rug or something.. we don't want some
small minority trying to stop Aussie Rules invading the old Rugby
terriotory.
GO SAINTERS!!!!!! DOn't LET THE CROWS WIN!!!
Adam.
Peter R Booth
>
> <Big snip for Allan>
>
> Hi spanky, did anyone ever tell you that we tar and feather those who
> post here about the faggy sport with the short shorts.
>
> Rudiger
a first-grade match post to rec.sport.bozoball, oh, sorry, *league*. Go
back to your poker-machine backed-up giving it grunt no-brainer game.
Australian Rules RULES!
'Later
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On Tue, 23 Sep 1997, Adam Mac wrote:
> Little Rugby wankers. Haven't seen you draw 100,000 to an ARL final
> lately. Or do you have a secret place? Sorry I forgot. Victoria holds both
> the Rugby League (88,000) and Rugby union (91,000) Australian attendance
> records.
>
> Money won't bite into out game.
>
> Now go and sweep yourselves under a rug or something.. we don't want some
> small minority trying to stop Aussie Rules invading the old Rugby
> terriotory.
>
> GO SAINTERS!!!!!! DOn't LET THE CROWS WIN!!!
>
> Adam.
>
> On Tue, 23 Sep 1997, Rudiger wrote:
>
> > Adam Mac wrote:
> >
> > > In the lead up to the AFL Grand Final between the Sensational saints
> > > and the catapulting crows make sure you come and visit the
> > > world's first and only web page dedicated to the world's
> > > most exciting sporting event that attracts 100,000 people.
> >
Kieran Dyke
Rudiger <em.s...@student.qut.edu.au> wrote in article
<34275859...@student.qut.edu.au>...
> Adam Mac wrote:
>
> > In the lead up to the AFL Grand Final between the Sensational saints
> > and the catapulting crows make sure you come and visit the
> > world's first and only web page dedicated to the world's
> > most exciting sporting event that attracts 100,000 people.
>
> <Big snip for Allan>
>
> Hi spanky, did anyone ever tell you that we tar and feather those who
> post here about the faggy sport with the short shorts.
>
> Rudiger
>
>
Has anyone else noticed an uncanny resemblance between rugby (both codes)
and all-over-red-rover?
Dion Williams
Adam Mac wrote:
> Little Rugby wankers. Haven't seen you draw 100,000 to an ARL final
> lately. Or do you have a secret place? Sorry I forgot. Victoria holds both
> the Rugby League (88,000) and Rugby union (91,000) Australian attendance
> records.
>
> Money won't bite into out game.
Came pretty close though didn't it? And all your "people's game" crap
would have counted for nought in the face of Kerry and Rupert's battle
for profit from Docklands.
> Now go and sweep yourselves under a rug or something.. we don't want some
> small minority trying to stop Aussie Rules invading the old Rugby
> terriotory.
So why crosspost to aus.sport.rugby-league, paritcularly since you know
we don't give a toss what you think? Did we invite you in here? It's you
who are invading *our* territory. So do us all a favour and don't post in
here. Right?
MATTHEW ETHERIDGE
On Tue, 23 Sep 1997, Rudiger wrote:
:)>>> In the lead up to the AFL Grand Final between the Sensational saints
:)>>> and the catapulting crows make sure you come and visit the
:)>>> world's first and only web page dedicated to the world's
:)>>> most exciting sporting event that attracts 100,000 people.
:)>>
:)>><Big snip for Allan>
:)>>
:)>>Hi spanky, did anyone ever tell you that we tar and feather those who
:)>>post here about the faggy sport with the short shorts.
:)>>
:)>>Rudiger
hehehhee... I have to agree with you here Rudiger... :) heheh
Earthquake
Adam Mac wrote:
> Little Rugby wankers.
Get it right prick. Its called rugby league. I won't call your pansy
Victorian game AFL until you and the rest of you fucking dumb Victorians
start calling our game the right name!
> Haven't seen you draw 100,000 to an ARL final
> lately. Or do you have a secret place? Sorry I forgot. Victoria holds
> both
> the Rugby League (88,000) and Rugby union (91,000) Australian
> attendance
> records.
>
We'll see in 1999 buddy!
> Money won't bite into out game.
>
Yeah cause your shitty game can't go anywhere except for southern
Australia. It'll never be international so it's not worth investing in!
> Now go and sweep yourselves under a rug or something.. we don't want
> some
> small minority trying to stop Aussie Rules invading the old Rugby
> terriotory.
>
Y our pansy game will never really capture the "Rugby territory" as you
wish to call it. And your game will never be called the greatest game of
all. How many internationals has VFL had lately?
> GO SAINTERS!!!!!! DOn't LET THE CROWS WIN!!!
>
I wouldn't know what the fuck you're talking about! And the majority of
NSW, ACT and Qld doesn't know either!
Earthquake
Netbloke@Earthquake Central
http://www.backmeup.net.au/~eq
Earthquake
For crying out loud! Get this Victorian pansy bullshit off the server!
In case you didn't know mate, this is a NG for rugby league, not aerial
ping pong. Go put this crap where it belongs, on a VFL NG.
SCOTT BROOKS
On 23 Sep 1997, Kieran Dyke(The name says it all) wrote:
>
>
> Rudiger <em.s...@student.qut.edu.au> wrote in article
> <34275859...@student.qut.edu.au>...
> > Adam Mac wrote:
> >
> > > In the lead up to the AFL Grand Final between the Sensational saints
> > > and the catapulting crows make sure you come and visit the
> > > world's first and only web page dedicated to the world's
> > > most exciting sporting event that attracts 100,000 people.
> >
> > <Big snip for Allan>
> >
> > Hi spanky, did anyone ever tell you that we tar and feather those who
> > post here about the faggy sport with the short shorts.
> >
> > Rudiger
> >
> >
> Has anyone else noticed an uncanny resemblance between rugby (both codes)
> and all-over-red-rover?
>
As ANYONE NOTICED AN UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN AFL AND GAY BALLET
DANCERS
ON DRUGS??>
>
Peter R Booth
Earthquake wrote:
>
> Yeah cause your shitty game can't go anywhere except for southern
> Australia. It'll never be international so it's not worth investing
> in!
flogging it O/S...league on the other hand has been making feeble
attempts to combat rah-rah popularity O/S for decades. It's a poor
second cousin to Rugby Union and the only reason NSW League clubs have
had influence is NSW poker machine laws...pretty easy to prop up a
poorly attended spectator sport when you have grannies and Asian's
flogging the lot on the bandits. Victoria and its VFL survived over
hundred years on loyalties alone. Union survived on popularity and
traditions. Rugby League has an uphill battle making inroads in rah-rah
terrotories like the RSA or France...really, league, for an
"international" sport is played professionally in what? Here, NZ and
Great Britain with half-arsed attempts in PNG and France.
Australian Rules doesn't flog itself as an international sport. It's an
Australian game and for that you should be proud rather than knocking
it. Divisions and the pursuit of the dollar bill have ruined Rugby
League to the farce it currently is. You have shot yourselves in the
foot.
Earthquake
Peter R Booth wrote:
> Yeah right...league the great international sport?
> The AFL aren't really
> flogging it O/S...league on the other hand has been making feeble
> attempts to combat rah-rah popularity O/S for decades. It's a poor
> second cousin to Rugby Union
Is that right? Poor? We were professional long before union and we still
get bigger crowds than uion matches.
> and the only reason NSW League clubs have
> had influence is NSW poker machine laws...pretty easy to prop up a
> poorly attended spectator sport when you have grannies and Asian's
> flogging the lot on the bandits.
Are you related to Ms Pauline Hanson by any chance. Stereotyping things
on Asians.
> Victoria and its VFL survived over
> hundred years on loyalties alone. Union survived on popularity and
> traditions. Rugby League has an uphill battle making inroads in
> rah-rah
> terrotories like the RSA or France...really, league, for an
> "international" sport is played professionally in what?
Compared to union, league is played professionally in at least two of
the heartlands.
> Here, NZ and
> Great Britain with half-arsed attempts in PNG and France.
Just like those damn Swans, certain areas need to build up. The South
Melbourne-I mean-Sydney Swans weren't exactly a HEEEEUGE success in
Sydney when they started up.
> Australian Rules doesn't flog itself as an international sport. It's
> an
> Australian game and for that you should be proud rather than knocking
> it.
Im not proud that some dumb Victorian pansies, too scared to play any of
the rugby codes or soccer, had to start up this paltry "sport". VFL is
not Australian. Its Victorian.
> Divisions and the pursuit of the dollar bill have ruined Rugby
> League to the farce it currently is.
Id say you are strangely correct on one front there. However, Rugby
League is not a farce. I''ll tell you what a farce is. the Victorian
areial ping pong is the only sport in the world where you get points for
missing. THATs a farce!
> You have shot yourselves in the
> foot.
>
Once RL is together again, I think you'll find the Sydney attendences
down a bit.
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Peter Ryan
SCOTT BROOKS wrote:
> As ANYONE NOTICED AN UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN AFL AND GAY BALLET
> DANCERS
> ON DRUGS??>
Um. Can't say I have. But then, I don't know of any Australian
football fans who are interested in gay ballet dancers...
Peter Ryan
Annette Fraser
In article <Pine.OSF.3.93.970925...@sparrow.qut.edu.au>,
SCOTT BROOKS <n124...@sparrow.qut.edu.au> wrote:
>The Northern states have no mainstream interest in the aussie rules grand
>final.
>There is no connection with an Adelaide team or some Melbourne Suburb.
>Look AFL is a fag's game and best left to the mexicans to enjoy.
>Now leave our newsroup alone.
>and Knights to kick Butt this weekend.
>cheers
>
Speak for yourself you twit.
Annette
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laurie_swan
Earthquake felt the need to tell us:
>For crying out loud! Get this Victorian pansy bullshit off the server!
>In case you didn't know mate, this is a NG for rugby league, not aerial
>ping pong. Go put this crap where it belongs, on a VFL NG.
Ex-cuuuuussse me, but pansy bullshit or otherwise Aussie rules is THE
Australian game - not a Victorian game.
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SCOTT BROOKS
Adam Mac
LISTEN Peoples... all i wanted is to post this site to every football
group so others have a chance to learn about the granny... and what it's
all about.... but there has to be those morons from the rugby states who
just can't stand it when AFL is mentioned outside of victoria... no wonder
why your game is rooted... (split).... you are just too busy trying to
outdo australian rules and you can't keep up and just choke....
Spare the posting fellow australians... i don't think the internationals
can tolerate this spam flame war any longer.
RUGBY RUGBY RUGBY
Sucks Sucks Sucks
VISIT MY WEBSITE PLEEAAAAASSSEEE!
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Greg Pankhurst
In article <Pine.OSF.3.93.97092...@sparrow.qut.edu.au>,
SCOTT BROOKS <n124...@sparrow.qut.edu.au> wrote:
:On 23 Sep 1997, Kieran Dyke(The name says it all) wrote:
:
:>
:>
:> Rudiger <em.s...@student.qut.edu.au> wrote in article
:> <34275859...@student.qut.edu.au>...
:> > Adam Mac wrote:
<snip>
:> Has anyone else noticed an uncanny resemblance between rugby (both codes)
:> and all-over-red-rover?
:>
:
:As ANYONE NOTICED AN UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN AFL AND GAY BALLET
:DANCERS
:ON DRUGS??>
just out of curiousity, is anyone able to flame the others' sport without
dragging up redneck/racist/homophobic comments ??
both sports are bloody entertaining & good to play...let's move on
Greg
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Adam Mac
On Wed, 24 Sep 1997, Earthquake dropped his pants and started pulling his
dick like all them fucking new south welshaman.... ever since they won the
olympics they've been pulling themselves like there's no tommorow:
> Adam Mac wrote:
>
> > Little Rugby wankers.
>
> Get it right prick. Its called rugby league. I won't call your pansy
> Victorian game AFL until you and the rest of you fucking dumb Victorians
> start calling our game the right name!
Sorry... I got it wrong... it's Thugby right?
> > Haven't seen you draw 100,000 to an ARL final
> > lately. Or do you have a secret place? Sorry I forgot. Victoria holds
> > both
> > the Rugby League (88,000) and Rugby union (91,000) Australian
> > attendance
> > records.
> >
>
> We'll see in 1999 buddy!
HomeBUSH IS GOING TO THE SYDNEY SWANS!! AN AUSTRALIAN RULES CLUB. SUCK
SHIT DICK WIT!!! It's AFL TERRIOTORY.
btw homebush will seat 110,000 for the olmpics... then it will be
reconfigured as a 80,000 stadium. So you won't come close to our record.
> > Money won't bite into out game.
> >
>
> Yeah cause your shitty game can't go anywhere except for southern
> Australia. It'll never be international so it's not worth investing in!
FACT: Nelson Mandella has adopted Australian Rules as the new trial sport
in search for south africa to find a game that will unite it's "BLACK AND
WHITE" population. If successful in it's trial province (which i believe
it is to date) it will be adopted as the new "NATIONAL SPORT" of south
africa. So suck shit loser. AFL is taking over the world!
> > Now go and sweep yourselves under a rug or something.. we don't want
> > some
> > small minority trying to stop Aussie Rules invading the old Rugby
> > terriotory.
> >
>
> Y our pansy game will never really capture the "Rugby territory" as you
> wish to call it. And your game will never be called the greatest game of
> all. How many internationals has VFL had lately?
2001. Johanesbourg South Africa. Australia Take on the Safrican's. For the
first time in S.A. history black and white unite on the same team, to
represent their country. The world wide media all converge to witness
nelson mandella's vision for a nation. All thanks to the game some nothern
state wankers rejected. If that don't give you a little buzz, what does?
> > GO SAINTERS!!!!!! DOn't LET THE CROWS WIN!!!
> >
>
> I wouldn't know what the fuck you're talking about! And the majority of
> NSW, ACT and Qld doesn't know either!
What time is the ARL (Rugby for the internationals actually reading
this) Grand Final on in Melbourne? 2:30am Replay on wednesday morning
you say? Good to see it's captulated audiences in the world's sporting
capital of melb.
> Earthquake
I hope one of them sinks your shittly little state into the sea.
Earthquake
Laurie Swan (obviously Mexican) just HAD to say:
> Ex-cuuuuussse me, but pansy bullshit or otherwise Aussie rules is THE
> Australian game - not a Victorian game.
Well well well Mexican, Poofter Football is not "THE Australian game"!
Just like RL, until it cuts down on the Mexican teams in the premier
compeition, it will not be truly Australian. But, just like Poofter
Football, RL is played in every state, but not in the main competition.
Earthquake
Netbloke@Earthquake Central
http://www.backmeup.net.au/~eq
"May the shepherd lead the flock to pasture, and may that shepherd be
the great Terry Lamb."
mars...@adan.kingston
In article <342A4EC3...@backmeup.net.au>, e...@backmeup.net.au
says...
>
>Laurie Swan (obviously Mexican) just HAD to say:
>
>> Ex-cuuuuussse me, but pansy bullshit or otherwise Aussie rules is THE
>> Australian game - not a Victorian game.
>
>Well well well Mexican, Poofter Football is not "THE Australian game"!
>Just like RL, until it cuts down on the Mexican teams in the premier
>compeition, it will not be truly Australian. But, just like Poofter
>Football, RL is played in every state, but not in the main competition.
>
>Earthquake
>Netbloke@Earthquake Central
>http://www.backmeup.net.au/~eq
Yo Earthquake, why not shake rec.sport.football.canadian off the list you are
spamming to?
Adam Mac
HEY RUGBY!!! HOw many people went to your grand final edition of the
football show?? A capacity of 12,200 attended the Australian Rules footy
show in Melb. 12,200 people just to gather at the tennis centre and hear
eddie mcguire read out the teams? Surely it can't be that bad a sport??
Suck shit dick wankers.
GO SAINTERS!!!!!!!!!!!
AFL 2 TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Tom Higham
In article
<Pine.OSF.3.96.970926...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU>, Adam
Mac <ada...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU> wrote:
> HEY RUGBY!!! HOw many people went to your grand final edition of the
> football show?? A capacity of 12,200 attended the Australian Rules footy
> show in Melb. 12,200 people just to gather at the tennis centre and hear
> eddie mcguire read out the teams? Surely it can't be that bad a sport??
>
> Suck shit dick wankers.
>
> GO SAINTERS!!!!!!!!!!!
> AFL 2 TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
This just goes to show there are a huge number of very, very boring people
in Melbourne. I mean for goodness sake, going to this place to hear the
team names being read out! Sounds tedious. Don't they have radios or TVs
or something over there yet?
Aussie Rules may well not be a "bad" sport in your opinion but it won't
TAKE OVER THE WORLD, as you put it, until the name is changed. Can you
imagine a game called "Aussie Rules" taking over in New Zealand?! Of
course not, the very name inspires disdain from any right thinking person.
How about Britain? Can you imagine it taking off there either, Aussie
Rules? Come on!
The Hey Rugby (Union) brigade played a wee game in Melbourne not so long
ago as I recall which turned a few people through the gate. I doubt if
that many people would turn up to Twickenham, Eden Park, Loftus Versfeld,
etc to watch a game largely played amongst Melburnian suburbs which no one
outside Noogubingarooroo or Collingston whatever the hell it is they call
themselves would have heard of.
Look, it's a lovely, quirky little sport, and I support your well
intentioned statements to expand the competition a little. I think it's
great that local culture survives so well in these little isolated
pockets, it makes the world so much more interesting.
I hope you have a lovely day on Saturday or whenever this game is as well.
As far as global domination goes, though, well, the globe is a bit bigger
than Sydney or Adelaide you know?
Have a happy day and I wish the Saints all the luck in the world. They
sound like a very nice bunch of chaps.
Steve Turner
Tom Higham <T.Hi...@waikato.ac.nz> wrote in article
<T.Higham-260...@thigham.sciservices.waikato.ac.nz>...
> In article
> <Pine.OSF.3.96.970926...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU>, Adam
> Mac <ada...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU> wrote:
>
> > HEY RUGBY!!! HOw many people went to your grand final edition of the
> > football show?? A capacity of 12,200 attended the Australian Rules
footy
> > show in Melb. 12,200 people just to gather at the tennis centre and
hear
> > eddie mcguire read out the teams? Surely it can't be that bad a sport??
snip cultural SOS
snip Tom's measured, sensible and diplomatic response, a credit to
rec.sport.rugby
Certain things make you cringe in life.........American's high fat
diets........sandals and socks............loudmouth parents at the
inter-school match.........pom's ordering veg n' mash on the
continent..........and bloody Victorian's cross-posting to every ng in the
universe concerning Australian Football. Do the Irish bombard us with posts
about Hurling and it's programme of world conquest ? The Swiss with details
of the Zurich v Bernese Oberland Curling final ? New Zealander's with tit
bits from the national sheep dog trials ? Stop it, please just stop it.
Confine this lunacy to the remote south-east corner of our great brown land
and the associated ng, where it belongs. Thank you.
Cheers...........Steve
laurie_swan
Earthquake felt the need to tell us:
>Laurie Swan (obviously Mexican) just HAD to say:
>
>> Ex-cuuuuussse me, but pansy bullshit or otherwise Aussie rules is THE
>> Australian game - not a Victorian game.
>
>Well well well Mexican, Poofter Football is not "THE Australian game"!
>Just like RL, until it cuts down on the Mexican teams in the premier
>compeition, it will not be truly Australian. But, just like Poofter
>Football, RL is played in every state, but not in the main competition.
WTF are you on about you rugby retard?? What is this Mexican crap???
Honestly, if you're representative of the average intellect of the
rugby mob then I'm surprised you can all find your way to the bloody
ground on a weekend.
Besides, you're all a mob of arse sniffers anyway. (What is with this
scrum/pack shit anyway?) Why do they call you 'earthquake'. I take
you 'make the earth move' for your teammates...
Or is it just 'cause you're a fatarse??
William A. T. Clark
In article
<Pine.OSF.3.96.970926...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU>, Adam
Mac <ada...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU> wrote:
> HEY RUGBY!!! HOw many people went to your grand final edition of the
> football show?? A capacity of 12,200 attended the Australian Rules footy
> show in Melb. 12,200 people just to gather at the tennis centre and hear
> eddie mcguire read out the teams? Surely it can't be that bad a sport??
>
> Suck shit dick wankers.
>
Yes, and if everyone of them had the intellect that you do, it's hardly
surprising that they all ended up at a tennis center instead of a RL
ground. Perhaps it was felt that it was a more appropriate venue for those
who draw their your vocabulary in the best traditions of McEnroe, Nastase,
Agassi, and company.
William Clark
PS Who does Dick Wankers play for?
Ruth Ellison
In article <Pine.OSF.3.93.970925...@sparrow.qut.edu.au>,
With three grand finals to choose from so far this year in Sydney, the
only club colours I have yet seen on a car antenna were red, white and
black.
--
Ruth Ellison su...@tmx.com.au for 'sufur' read 'rufus'
"Just as the Chinese have their New Year, when in London the streets around Leicester Square are closed off and the London Chinese have a procession and eat traditional food, and the tourists come to watch them, maybe there is a way in which we can mark the passing of another season of dismal failure, dodgy refereeing decisions, bad back-passes and terrible transfer dealing."
-- Nick Hornby, 'Fever Pitch'
Ruth Ellison
All through my youth -- up until four years ago, in fact -- I thought that
rugby league was my winter code of choice. Because, you know, I live in
the heart of the St George district so how could it be otherwise?
Then, probably partway through the '93 grand final, I made an interesting
discovery.
Rugby league is extremely boring.
This discovery probably had a lot to do with Carlton vs Collingwood,
although it could just have been Collingwood vs Essendon.
Fred
Is this the same Adam Mac that trolls around crossposting to every ng on
the planet ?????
Adam Mac wrote:
>
<something>
IAN WATKINS
i am afraid no one cares about your grand final
Adam Mac wrote:
> Little Rugby wankers. Haven't seen you draw 100,000 to an ARL final
> lately. Or do you have a secret place? Sorry I forgot. Victoria holds
> both
> the Rugby League (88,000) and Rugby union (91,000) Australian
> attendance
> records.
>
> Money won't bite into out game.
>
> Now go and sweep yourselves under a rug or something.. we don't want
> some
> small minority trying to stop Aussie Rules invading the old Rugby
> terriotory.
>
> GO SAINTERS!!!!!! DOn't LET THE CROWS WIN!!!
>
> Adam.
>
> On Tue, 23 Sep 1997, Rudiger wrote:
>
> > Adam Mac wrote:
> >
> > > In the lead up to the AFL Grand Final between the Sensational
> saints
> > > and the catapulting crows make sure you come and visit the
> > > world's first and only web page dedicated to the world's
> > > most exciting sporting event that attracts 100,000 people.
> >
> > <Big snip for Allan>
> >
> > Hi spanky, did anyone ever tell you that we tar and feather those
> who
> > post here about the faggy sport with the short shorts.
> >
> > Rudiger
Earthquake
Ruth Ellison wrote:
> With three grand finals to choose from so far this year in Sydney, the
>
> only club colours I have yet seen on a car antenna were red, white and
>
> black.
And go those Dragons! Maybe in 1998 'ey?
coffs
On Fri, 26 Sep 1997 08:52:43 +1000, Adam Mac <ada...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU>
wrote:
-->HEY RUGBY!!! HOw many people went to your grand final edition of the
-->football show?? A capacity of 12,200 attended the Australian Rules footy
-->show in Melb. 12,200 people just to gather at the tennis centre and hear
-->eddie mcguire read out the teams? Surely it can't be that bad a sport??
-->
-->Suck shit dick wankers.
-->
-->GO SAINTERS!!!!!!!!!!!
-->AFL 2 TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
-->
You must be the brains of the outfit, then !!
Richard Fiveash
In article <antony_marsh...@mac4959.uow.edu.au>, antony...@uow.edu.au (Antony Marsh) wrote:
>BTW the Rugby league footy show had an audience of about the same size....
>dunno where it was held though (Sydney Ent Cent?) - I can't bear to watch
>it for more than 5 seconds.
The RL Footy Show was done from the Capital Theatre in Sydney which holds about
2500 or so.
Richard
Ian Semmel
You poor bastards in Melbourne have got to realise :-
(a) There are a lot more things to do in Sydney and
(b) We don't give a shit what people in Melbourne think
--
Ian Semmel
ise...@c2.telstra-mm.net.au
coffs <co...@vicinf.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<342cf315...@news.demon.co.uk>...
Leif Lundberg
Well, hallo there. I think by now it's fairly obvious to one and all that
AFL is THE game and RL is something for thugs and wankers alike.
Earthquake <e...@backmeup.net.au> wrote in article
<342A4EC3...@backmeup.net.au>...
> Laurie Swan (obviously Mexican) just HAD to say:
>
> > Ex-cuuuuussse me, but pansy bullshit or otherwise Aussie rules is THE
> > Australian game - not a Victorian game.
>
> Well well well Mexican, Poofter Football is not "THE Australian game"!
> Just like RL, until it cuts down on the Mexican teams in the premier
> compeition, it will not be truly Australian. But, just like Poofter
> Football, RL is played in every state, but not in the main competition.
>
> Earthquake
> Netbloke@Earthquake Central
> http://www.backmeup.net.au/~eq
>
Leif Lundberg
Peter Ryan <Peter...@bom.gov.au> wrote in article
<3429E7...@bom.gov.au>...
> SCOTT BROOKS wrote:
>
> > As ANYONE NOTICED AN UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE BETWEEN AFL AND GAY BALLET
> > DANCERS
> > ON DRUGS??>
Has anyone noticed an uncanny resemblance between Thugby League and
punchdrunks with speech impediment?
CHRISTOPHER COX
On Sat, 27 Sep 1997, IAN WATKINS wrote:
> i am afraid no one cares about your grand final
When is it? Or who won? I hope Geelong won! If not Ablett will do it
next year.
Norm
Could you guys please take this discussion to the proper ng? rsfc has
nothing to go with 'Football' in the World sense.
-----------------
On 28 Sep 1997 02:22:53 GMT, "Ian Semmel"
<ise...@c2.telstra-mm.net.au> wrote:
Regards,
Norm
PS Remove .noSpam from address when replying
Adam Mac
The subject line says it all. And Rugby supporters think aussie rules is
a game for fairies. Well there are alot of fairies in australia hey. And
did i forget to mention the 250+ million fairies who were watching around
globe... fairies i don't think so
GO CATS 98'
Euan Kilgour
In article
<Pine.OSF.3.96.970929...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU>, Adam
Mac <ada...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU> wrote:
> The subject line says it all. And Rugby supporters think aussie rules is
> a game for fairies. Well there are alot of fairies in australia hey.
I wince every time I see those shorts... Geez.... How do they do it?
I reckon the players should have a word to the AFL about that.
Barry
> > The subject line says it all. And Rugby supporters think aussie rules
is
> > a game for fairies. Well there are alot of fairies in australia hey.
>
> I wince every time I see those shorts... Geez.... How do they do it?
> I reckon the players should have a word to the AFL about that.
>
That's the only reason they take it up...
Brett Walters
whats all the talk about aerial ping pong doing on the rugby union list
Kieran Dyke wrote:
> Rudiger <em.s...@student.qut.edu.au> wrote in article
> <34275859...@student.qut.edu.au>...
> > Adam Mac wrote:
> >
> > > In the lead up to the AFL Grand Final between the Sensational
> saints
> > > and the catapulting crows make sure you come and visit the
> > > world's first and only web page dedicated to the world's
> > > most exciting sporting event that attracts 100,000 people.
> >
> > <Big snip for Allan>
> >
> > Hi spanky, did anyone ever tell you that we tar and feather those
> who
> > post here about the faggy sport with the short shorts.
> >
> > Rudiger
> >
> >
> Has anyone else noticed an uncanny resemblance between rugby (both
> codes)
> and all-over-red-rover?
--
邢 唷��
Brett Teague
Brett Walters <walt...@ihug.co.nz> wrote.
With a game as boring as Aussie Rules, what else have these people
got to do ????
Regards...Brett.
Leif Lundberg
Brett Teague <tea...@iniaccess.net.au> wrote in article
<01bcccc2$0a243cc0$8b801ecb@edgar>...
It's kind of funny hearing a thugby fan calling AFL boring. A bit like
calling the kettle black don't you think. If your game was so great,
where's the crowds?
Fuckwit!!!
Brett Teague
Leif Lundberg <lund...@aic.net.au> wrote in article
> It's kind of funny hearing a thugby fan calling AFL boring. A bit like
> calling the kettle black don't you think. If your game was so great,
> where's the crowds?
> Fuckwit!!!
Anybody can make a total goose of themselves when they're pissed.
What's your excuse???
Brett.
Leif Lundberg
Brett Teague <tea...@iniaccess.net.au> wrote in article
<01bcccce$13644940$8b801ecb@edgar>...
Why would I need an excuse for calling a boring game boring? It's just a
fact that thugby is a dead boring game and it's going nowhere.
laurie_swan
Ian linney felt the need to tell us:
>Chalky <Ian.w...@bradford.gov.uk> wrote in article
><01bccccb$e26309a0$2d026306@F_IW>...
>> Adam Mac <ada...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU> wrote in article
>> <Pine.OSF.3.96.970929...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU>...
<snip>
>> Whats AFL?
>
>It's that Aussie Rules stuff. We don't get any coverage on TV or radio in
>the UK cos it's only played in the outback by a couple of people. Why on
>earth are these supporters of Aussie Rules posting on this NG?. By the way
>102,000 paying speccies + approx 10,000 unpaying speccies once watched an
>RL match at Odsal (Bradford)
Well if you care to wander down south of the Watford Gap on the 12th
October to the Oval (I won't use the name of THAT sponsor) in London
you can check out a game of the 'Aussie Rules Stuff' in person when
the mighty West Coast Eagles take on Collingwood. There won't be
102,000 people there but it should be a great game.
Dettol
Barry wrote:
>
> Grow up fuckwit. I suppose you believed Bruce McAvaney going on about
> people around the world watching poncey aussie rules.. dream on..
Well it was broadcast live here at least. Absolutely no rugby leagure
coverage though.
Mike
Barry
Grow up fuckwit. I suppose you believed Bruce McAvaney going on about
people around the world watching poncey aussie rules.. dream on..
Adam Mac <ada...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU> wrote in article
<Pine.OSF.3.96.970929...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU>...
> The subject line says it all. And Rugby supporters think aussie rules is
Richard Fiveash
In article <Pine.OSF.3.96.970929...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU>, Adam Mac <ada...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU> wrote:
>a game for fairies. Well there are alot of fairies in australia hey. And
>did i forget to mention the 250+ million fairies who were watching around
>globe... fairies i don't think so
I think the TV ratings in Sydney say it all when it comes to which sport Sydney
people want to see the ARL grand final had over 1.6 million viewers (making
it one of the most watched program this year so far) the AFL draw about 1/2 a
million. The ARL grand final which included no Brisbane team easily out rated
the AFL in Brisbane also. I'd be interested in how many viewers the AFL & ARL
had in Melbourne.
Richard
Chalky
Adam Mac <ada...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU> wrote in article
<Pine.OSF.3.96.970929...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU>...
: The subject line says it all. And Rugby supporters think aussie rules is
: a game for fairies. Well there are alot of fairies in australia hey. And
: did i forget to mention the 250+ million fairies who were watching around
: globe... fairies i don't think so
:
: GO CATS 98'
:
:
Whats AFL?
Ian linney
Chalky <Ian.w...@bradford.gov.uk> wrote in article
<01bccccb$e26309a0$2d026306@F_IW>...
>
>
It's that Aussie Rules stuff. We don't get any coverage on TV or radio in
Rob
In article <60nk4p$mf9$1...@the-fly.zip.com.au>, r...@world.net says...
>I think the TV ratings in Sydney say it all when it comes to which sport Sydney
>people want to see the ARL grand final had over 1.6 million viewers (making
>it one of the most watched program this year so far) the AFL draw about 1/2 a
>million. The ARL grand final which included no Brisbane team easily out rated
>the AFL in Brisbane also. I'd be interested in how many viewers the AFL & ARL
>had in Melbourne.
Shit, 1/2 million in Sydneys not bloody bad when that figure was only about
200,000 a couple of years ago.
--
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dockers for Premiers 98.
'It is clearly a neutral ground'
Gerard Healy, professional Victorian
dickhead, on the MCG.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Adam Mac
Boys girls woman and children. When I posted the initial message it was
labelled "AFL Grand Final Website" and had the address of my site for any
football fan (of any code) who was interested (a.s.f.a is constantly
bombarded with CFL and NFL site links). But as you know, those
rugby wankers in australia and the UK, had to make a scene of it.
I always thought that american's were the only ignorant, arrogant, stupid,
brainless dick wankers in the world, but after posting such a message, i
have found that we have some in our own backyard that are worse. We call
them, new south welshman.
I'm sorry i ever posted a message. I'm apologise sincerely to the other
n.g's who have had to put up with these cretins. For now on, we victorians
vow to lock the gate next time... so they don't escape.
regards adam.
Leif Lundberg
Adam Mac <ada...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU> wrote in article
<Pine.OSF.3.96.97093...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU>...
Hey, I'm from NSW, but not everyone up here gets sucked in by RL. I do
agree with your comments about thugby though.
Leif Lundberg
colin Taylor <cta...@cs.auckland.ac.nz> wrote in article
<ctay094-3009...@ugla6.cs.auckland.ac.nz>...
>
> formerly the world's biggest amateur game soon to be the world's
> biggest (well maybe second biggest) when Nike sponsor the All Blacks in
> 1999 and put pictures of Christian Cullen and Jonah Lomu in Times Square
-
> RUGBY UNION - played as a mainstream sport in New Zealand, England,
> South Africa, Wales, Ireland, Scotland, Japan, Canada, Australia, the
> Pacific Islands, Argentina, Rumania, with more than 100 affiliated
> countries and probably only second to soccer (and possibly basketball?)
in
> organized team numbers.
Exactly, it's SECOND to soccer.
>
>
> Ladies and Gentleman we have our winner ...
>
> ---------------------------------------
> | please delete the anti-automailing |
> | list 'removethis' if you wish to reply|
> | to me direct! |
> ---------------------------------------
>
Leif Lundberg
Adam Mac <ada...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU> wrote in article
<Pine.OSF.3.96.970929...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU>...
> The subject line says it all. And Rugby supporters think aussie rules is
> a game for fairies. Well there are alot of fairies in australia hey. And
> did i forget to mention the 250+ million fairies who were watching around
> globe... fairies i don't think so
>
> GO CATS 98'
Well spoken. except for the bit about the Cats, it's called the Swan's.
colin Taylor
In article <01bccce3$90433f60$e7026306@F_ILINNEY2.bradford.gov.uk>, "Ian
linney" <ian.l...@bradford.gov.uk> wrote:
> Chalky <Ian.w...@bradford.gov.uk> wrote in article
> <01bccccb$e26309a0$2d026306@F_IW>...
> >
> >
> > Adam Mac <ada...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU> wrote in article
> > <Pine.OSF.3.96.970929...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU>...
> > : The subject line says it all. And Rugby supporters think aussie rules
> is
> > : a game for fairies. Well there are alot of fairies in australia hey.
> And
> > : did i forget to mention the 250+ million fairies who were watching
> around
> > : globe... fairies i don't think so
> > :
> > : GO CATS 98'
> > :
> > :
> >
> > Whats AFL?
>
> It's that Aussie Rules stuff. We don't get any coverage on TV or radio in
> the UK cos it's only played in the outback by a couple of people. Why on
> earth are these supporters of Aussie Rules posting on this NG?. By the way
> 102,000 paying speccies + approx 10,000 unpaying speccies once watched an
> RL match at Odsal (Bradford)
>
> >
So you gentleman would like to discuss the popularity of the contact
-football derived sports,
well:
aerial pingpong - 'haven't i got a pretty bottom let me jump up and put
it in you face' AFL - played and supported as a mainstream sport only in
a country of 16 million
crash and bash - 'if the world's greatest minds were locked in a room
and told they couldn't come out until they developed the perfect game to
be played and watched by mental defectives they would produce '
LEAGUE - played and supported by two Australian states as a mainstream
sport, three New Zealand provinces (combined pop. ~ 2 million) as an
almost mainstream sport, and the North of England.
schizo football -'i'm a rugby player, i'm a soccer player, i'm an
aussie rules player, i'm a rugby player ......'- gaelic football - where
the hell's Gael anyway?
coach tvfootball -'hurry up and take this next down will you Montana
we've got twenty seconds to the next commercial, our wide receiver is
coming down from that last line of coke, the scrimmage line are looking
for some more raw meat, and if i beat the spread at halftime i take a cool
million at Vegas. Now take four steps back, three across, bend your elbow,
pull your arm back ...' GRIDIRON played and supported as a mainstream
sport in the USA (and so i am told played some Americans in Europe
too...?)
formerly the world's biggest amateur game soon to be the world's
biggest (well maybe second biggest) when Nike sponsor the All Blacks in
1999 and put pictures of Christian Cullen and Jonah Lomu in Times Square -
RUGBY UNION - played as a mainstream sport in New Zealand, England,
South Africa, Wales, Ireland, Scotland, Japan, Canada, Australia, the
Pacific Islands, Argentina, Rumania, with more than 100 affiliated
countries and probably only second to soccer (and possibly basketball?) in
organized team numbers.
Ladies and Gentleman we have our winner ...
Adam Mac
What?? There is a cretin impersonating me?? Why... you tell me where he
lives and i'll fix the bastard real good :)
On Fri, 26 Sep 1997, Fred wrote:
> Is this the same Adam Mac that trolls around crossposting to every ng on
> the planet ?????
>
> Adam Mac wrote:
> >
> <something>
>
>
Adam Mac
On Tue, 30 Sep 1997, Duke, a bloody new zullander said:
> Adam Mac wrote:
> >
> > The subject line says it all. And Rugby supporters think aussie rules is
> > a game for fairies. Well there are alot of fairies in australia hey.
>
>
> Well Adam you a one of lifes winners, you said it right there in one
> sorry ass sentence go back home and root your sister and churn out some
> more retarded drooling fools to lap up your inglorious game
>
> someone once said soccer is a gentlemans game played by mugs
> Rugby is a mugs game played by gentleman
> and Aussie rules is mugs game played by mugs
> It a shame NZ doesnt play Aussie rules in some respects, afterall we
> thrashed Oz at Rugby, gave them a hiding at league on the weekend, and
> if we played at rules we'd probanly kick butt as well.
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Ba Ba black sheep have you any wool?
No sir No sir Just sex bucks of fush'n'chups.
LET'S SORT SOME FACTS OUT YOU LITTLE KIWI FRUIT. Obviously one of them
one's that fell off the tree before it had time to mature.
In new zealand 3.0 mil follow rugby union (there abouts)
In New Zealand 3.5 mil root sheep during the off season.
In new zealand 3.5 million have a speech problem.
In Australia about 2 million follow rugby.
That might be why you beat us.
You aren't the little terd who smashed the america's cup are you??
Well must go and practice my under arm grubba's for the upcoming cricket
tour of new zealand.
Bye Bye Neighbour.
Regards Adam
(GO VICS!!)
Barry
> formerly the world's biggest amateur game soon to be the world's
> biggest (well maybe second biggest) when Nike sponsor the All Blacks in
> 1999 and put pictures of Christian Cullen and Jonah Lomu in Times Square
-
> RUGBY UNION - played as a mainstream sport in New Zealand, England,
> South Africa, Wales, Ireland, Scotland, Japan, Canada, Australia, the
> Pacific Islands, Argentina, Rumania, with more than 100 affiliated
> countries and probably only second to soccer (and possibly basketball?)
in
> organized team numbers.
>
>
>
> Ladies and Gentleman we have our winner ...
>
Funny how they are changeing they are changeing the rules (super 12s
anyway) and making it look more like RL to make it more entertaining... had
to happen..
Leif Lundberg
Chalky <Ian.w...@bradford.gov.uk> wrote in article
<01bccccb$e26309a0$2d026306@F_IW>...
>
>
> Adam Mac <ada...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU> wrote in article
> <Pine.OSF.3.96.970929...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU>...
> : The subject line says it all. And Rugby supporters think aussie rules
is
> : a game for fairies. Well there are alot of fairies in australia hey.
And
> : did i forget to mention the 250+ million fairies who were watching
around
> : globe... fairies i don't think so
> :
> : GO CATS 98'
> :
> :
>
> Whats AFL?
Only the biggest football game in Australia. And the only one, the other
codes are just pub-brawlers.
Leif Lundberg
Dettol <mi...@gold.chem.hawaii.edu> wrote in article
<343015DF...@gold.chem.hawaii.edu>...
> Barry wrote:
> >
> > Grow up fuckwit. I suppose you believed Bruce McAvaney going on about
> > people around the world watching poncey aussie rules.. dream on..
>
> Well it was broadcast live here at least. Absolutely no rugby leagure
> coverage though.
>
Thank you for that bit of info. Now all you thugby dickheads, where's your
game?
Lloyd J. Barkham
In article <01bccce3$d0c75c60$031b1bcb@ida-lundberg>, Leif Lundberg
<lund...@aic.net.au> writes
Don't you ever give up. I've had enough of this cross-posted crap. Go
back from whence you came. Probably from under a rock in the Outback if
you like a stupid game where the bloke behind the sticks wears a silly
coat and a silly hat and makes silly gestures with his hand when there's
a score. 1 point for missing. Good game. :-)
--
Lloyd
Rudiger
Laurie, Swan wrote:
> WTF are you on about you rugby retard?? What is this Mexican crap???
>
For Mr "Thicky" Mac a mexican is someone south of the border.
> Honestly, if you're representative of the average intellect of the
> rugby mob then I'm surprised you can all find your way to the bloody
> ground on a weekend.
That might be why crowds are down.
>
>
> Besides, you're all a mob of arse sniffers anyway. (What is with this
> scrum/pack shit anyway?)
They don't pack poo. Packing poo is what AFL players do.
> Why do they call you 'earthquake'. I take
> you 'make the earth move' for your teammates...
>
Jealous?
> Or is it just 'cause you're a fatarse??
Rudiger
Adam Mac wrote:
> VISIT MY WEBSITE PLEEAAAAASSSEEE!
>
> | o | +----------------------------------------+
> | O> | | AFL GRAND FINALS WEB-PAGE |
> | | <| | | | http://minyos.its.rmit.edu.au/~adammac |
> | | /O> | | | WORLD'S FIRST AND ONLY G.F. WEB SITE |
> | | /|- | | +----------------------------------------+
> | | < \ | |
>
Does G.F. stand for GAY FOOTBALL?
Rudiger
Rudiger
Adam Mac wrote:
> What?? There is a cretin impersonating me?? Why... you tell me where
> he
> lives and i'll fix the bastard real good :)
>
Yeah, up the bum.
Rudiger
FUH-Q
Y U FUCKING CRAZY CROSS_POSTING PRICK
GO FUCK YOURSELF
--------------------------
On Tue, 30 Sep 1997 08:51:04 +1000, Adam Mac
<ada...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU> wrote:
>What?? There is a cretin impersonating me?? Why... you tell me where he
>lives and i'll fix the bastard real good :)
>
>
Leif Lundberg
Ian Semmel <ise...@c2.telstra-mm.net.au> wrote in article
<01bccbbd$cdbffc60$7739...@rocketonthenet.c2.telstra-mm.net.au>...
> You poor bastards in Melbourne have got to realise :-
> (a) There are a lot more things to do in Sydney and
> (b) We don't give a shit what people in Melbourne think
> --
(a) More things? More than where? I live in Sydney and it seems the same
as Melbourne as far as things to do.
(b) We do care what Melbourne think, yes we do. After all, they have a
superior game to Sydney.
Duke
Adam Mac wrote:
>
> The subject line says it all. And Rugby supporters think aussie rules is
> a game for fairies. Well there are alot of fairies in australia hey.
Barry
Hey I'm Victorian and I watch RL not AFL....
> I always thought that american's were the only ignorant, arrogant,
stupid,
> brainless dick wankers in the world, but after posting such a message, i
> have found that we have some in our own backyard that are worse. We call
> them, new south welshman.
>
Rugby League, King of Sports...
Barry
If you believed the comentary, you would think the whole world was riveted
to the TV..
Dettol <mi...@gold.chem.hawaii.edu> wrote in article
<343015DF...@gold.chem.hawaii.edu>...
> Barry wrote:
> >
> > Grow up fuckwit. I suppose you believed Bruce McAvaney going on about
> > people around the world watching poncey aussie rules.. dream on..
>
> Well it was broadcast live here at least. Absolutely no rugby leagure
> coverage though.
>
>
> Mike
>
R. Bowman
Could you Aussies do us Canucks a favour and stop spamming us at
rec.sport.football.canadian, it's becoming terribly old terribly fast, eh!
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Economics III
McMaster University
Hamilton, Ontario
Canada
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Alley/9198
Email: bow...@muss.CIS.McMaster.CA
Ti...@geocities.com
"How's about tossin' a few shrimp on the barbie?"
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Rob
>someone once said soccer is a gentlemans game played by mugs
> Rugby is a mugs game played by gentleman
> and Aussie rules is mugs game played by mugs
>It a shame NZ doesnt play Aussie rules in some respects, afterall we
>thrashed Oz at Rugby, gave them a hiding at league on the weekend, and
>if we played at rules we'd probanly kick butt as well.
And your cricket team will be primed and ready for the upcoming test
series after a tough slog against Zimbabwe.
Ian Diddams
Steve Turner wrote:
>
> Certain things make you cringe in life... pom's ordering veg n' mash
on the
> continent.........
Rubbish. This stereotype is way out of date now.
The Great British export to Marbella, Ibiza and all has been educated by
such noble concerns such as "Vesta", "McCain's" and "Ross Foods" as to
the exotic and tasty local foods available once on holiday au Continent,
and are happy - nay ecstatic - to order such local delicacies as paella,
grilled sardines, or Baba Gounesh (sp?).
As long as there's a big bottle of tomato ketchup to dip it in.
--
Didds
"At these prices you'd be mad not too". Moronic quote by
Paul Diddams to "Observer" journalist on "The London Brewers
Beer festival" held last Saturday.
Raiden-Densetsu
Adam Mac wrote:
>
> On Tue, 30 Sep 1997, Duke, a bloody new zullander said:
>
> > >
> > > The subject line says it all. And Rugby supporters think aussie rules is
> > > a game for fairies. Well there are alot of fairies in australia hey.
> >
> >
> > Well Adam you a one of lifes winners, you said it right there in one
> > sorry ass sentence go back home and root your sister and churn out some
> > more retarded drooling fools to lap up your inglorious game
> >
> > Rugby is a mugs game played by gentleman
> > and Aussie rules is mugs game played by mugs
> > It a shame NZ doesnt play Aussie rules in some respects, afterall we
> > thrashed Oz at Rugby, gave them a hiding at league on the weekend, and
> > if we played at rules we'd probanly kick butt as well.
>
>
> Ba Ba black sheep have you any wool?
> No sir No sir Just sex bucks of fush'n'chups.
>
> LET'S SORT SOME FACTS OUT YOU LITTLE KIWI FRUIT. Obviously one of them
> one's that fell off the tree before it had time to mature.
>
> In new zealand 3.0 mil follow rugby union (there abouts)
> In New Zealand 3.5 mil root sheep during the off season.
> In new zealand 3.5 million have a speech problem.
>
> In Australia about 2 million follow rugby.
>
> That might be why you beat us.
>
> You aren't the little terd who smashed the america's cup are you??
>
> Well must go and practice my under arm grubba's for the upcoming cricket
> tour of new zealand.
>
> Bye Bye Neighbour.
> Regards Adam
> (GO VICS!!)
Gotta spoych problem eh! Have a sweem in the pewl, buy sum fesh 'n'
cheps, take a holiday in Bresbin or Seedney, go down on your boyfriend
Loyf Lundbeerg, use a brooomstek to troy and get those sex paairs of
Aussie rewles shorts out of your arse, but DON'T accuse New Zealander's
of having speech problems you AFL cocksucker!
--
Raiden-Densetsu
Duke
Adam Mac wrote:
>
> Ba Ba black sheep have you any wool?
> No sir No sir Just sex bucks of fush'n'chups.
>
> LET'S SORT SOME FACTS OUT YOU LITTLE KIWI FRUIT. Obviously one of them
> one's that fell off the tree before it had time to mature.
>
> In new zealand 3.0 mil follow rugby union (there abouts)
> In New Zealand 3.5 mil root sheep during the off season.
> In new zealand 3.5 million have a speech problem.
>
> Well must go and practice my under arm grubba's for the upcoming cricket
> tour of new zealand.
Hell Adam! have you ever heard the expression taking the Piss????? I was
merely aussie bashing and I see you took it so personally, never mind
mate you play your game and well play ours. Besisde I actually like
Gaelic football so Aussies rules might not be that bad afterall. And
besides if Im a KIWIFRUIT what does that make you? A baby Kangeroo that
thats blinded by the light shining out of the arse of Victoria? ifs its
any consolation I dont eat fish and chips (note the pronounciation) and
sheep are my thing unless theyre roasted on a plate.
Dont worry about the cricket practice our peice of shit team cant even
beat a bunch of lolloygaggers called Zimbabwe so I feel a hiding coming,
but to be fair we must let you guys win something.
Later my twisted australian friend
Duke
Adam Mac
Don't tempt me!
Brett Campbell & Associates Pty Ltd
Adam Mac wrote:
>
> TRUE STORY
> ~~~~~~~~~~
> This bloke from new zealand moves to melbourne looking for work. on one
> sunny day, he decides to go to the fish'n'chip shop and says "I'll have
> sex dollars worth of fush'n'chups pleise"
>
> The man behind the counter says, "your a bloody kiwi aren't you?"
>
> The kiwi, who's all pissed off, storms out of the shop saying "I got
> to git sum illocation lissons and git rid of my acsent. i'll git these
> blddy ozzies. I'll git them reul good. mwwhahahahaahaha".
>
> So 6 months later after this bloke wastes thousands of dollars of speech
> lessons, he courageously waltzers back into the same shop and goes to the
> counter and says in his new australian accent "I'll have six dollars worth
> of fish and chips please".
>
> The guy behind the counter says "Your a bloody kiwi aren't you mate?"
>
> The Kiwi says "How the hell did you know that?? I just spent thousands of
> dollars on to get rid of my kiwi accent!!!!".
>
> The guy behind the counter says "It's nothing to do with your accent
> mate... it's just that this is a furniture shop".
>
> _____
> hahahahaha.. hehehehe... hohohohoh
> :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
> regards Adam
>
> Australia 1
> New Zealand 0
You mean:-
Adam Mac 1
New Zealand 0
Regards
BC
Steve McMillan
A dope ring...
laurie_swan
Steve McMillan felt the need to tell us:
This is gonna get ugly... =:o)
What do you call a pregnant New Zealander.
A dope carrier...
Rodger Donaldson
On Thu, 2 Oct 1997 17:08:33 +1000, Adam Mac <ada...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU> wrote:
>hahahahaha.. hehehehe... hohohohoh
Just trollin' along, singin' a song...
--
Rodger Donaldson rod...@ihug.co.nz
The Pinguin Patrol
"The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away."
Adam Mac
On Tue, 30 Sep 1997, R. Bowman wrote:
> Could you Aussies do us Canucks a favour and stop spamming us at
> rec.sport.football.canadian, it's becoming terribly old terribly fast, eh!
Heck. You's think you's get spammed... gosh you never saw the friggin
flame war the yanks started with us... we got so much spam in a.s.f.a that
spam was just not the word. It's not my fault you cannot control your
neighbours. So the only way to solve the problem is to spam them on our
behalf. I think with my head. It's called Logical thinking.
They spam us, we spam you, and you spam them :)
Spam is good.
Regards Adam.
O
O/_/
| <--- The bloke on top is No. 5 at geelong.
'\/^>O/.
'|-' <--- The tiny fella is just some collingwood jerk.
'\/^>
'
Adam Mac
Weaver
>Brett Campbell & Associates Pty Ltd wrote:
>>
>> Adam Mac wrote:
>> >
>> You mean:-
>> Adam Mac 1
>> New Zealand 0
>>
>> Regards
>>
>> BC
>What do you call a bunch of Australians standing in a circle ?
>
>A dope ring...
What do you call a Kiwi in a suit?
The defendant.
--
Damian Streets
Melbourne, AUSTRALIA
laurie_swan
Kevin Dustow felt the need to tell us:
>How can you tell a well balanced Australian????
>
>He dribbles from both sides of his mouth!!!!
>
How do you tell a well balance Kiwi??
He has a chip on both shoulders...!
Jeremy W. Walters
what do you call a bunch of dumbasses who send thier stupid jokes to a
newsgroup that doesn't care?
----worthless
Kevin Dustow
Dayl Brack
>
> How can you tell a well balanced Australian????
>
> He dribbles from both sides of his mouth!!!!
Why are all kiwis well balanced?
Because they have a chip on both their shoulders.
Euan Kilgour
Ahhh yes, those West Island Convicts again, trying to impress with that
rather uncouth thing they call a sense of humour. I fail to see humour in
crossposting this study in international relations to every sports
newsgroup you can think of.
I sure there must be an aus.humour newsgroup you can take this crap to?
J
Adam Mac wrote:
>
> TRUE STORY
> ~~~~~~~~~~
An Australian mocking the accent of others is absolutely priceless. I
shall keep your post and refer to it whenever I feel in need of a really
good laugh. God bless you.
Graham
Paul Owen wrote:
>
> >How can you tell a well balanced Australian????
> >
> >He dribbles from both sides of his mouth!!!!
> >
>
>
> Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virign.......
>
> (One wise man would have been a problem........)
How come Jesus wasn't crucified in New Zulland?
Because everyone has to carry their own cross, there.
Barry Simpson
In article <610jh4$bhe$2...@newsource.ihug.co.nz>, Kevin Dustow
<bea...@ihug.co.nz> writes
>How can you tell a well balanced Australian????
>
>He dribbles from both sides of his mouth!!!!
I thought it was a bloke with a chip on each shoulder.
>
--
barry simpson
Barry
All very well but keep this shit OUT of Rugby League newsgroups.
Just grow up.
Adam Mac <ada...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU> wrote in article
<Pine.OSF.3.96.971002...@minyos.its.rmit.EDU.AU>...
Adam Mac
Q. How do you make a new zealander succesful at a small business?
A. Give him a large one
hehehehehehehe ;)
On Fri, 3 Oct 1997, Euan Kilgour wrote:
> In article <343402...@auckland.ac.nz>, d.b...@auckland.ac.nz wrote:
>
> > >
> > > How can you tell a well balanced Australian????
> > >
> > > He dribbles from both sides of his mouth!!!!
> >
Henry F Francis
> >>
> >> BC
> >What do you call a bunch of Australians standing in a circle ?
> >
> >A dope ring...
>
>
> What do you call a pregnant New Zealander.
> A dope carrier...
What do kiwis call foreplay?
Mustering.
Paul Owen
>How can you tell a well balanced Australian????
>
>He dribbles from both sides of his mouth!!!!
>
How come Jesus wasn't born in Australia?
Adam P. R. Taylor
Graham wrote:
>
> How come Jesus wasn't crucified in New Zulland?
>
> Because everyone has to carry their own cross, there.
Why does the Ozzie accent have such a whining whinge to it?
Don't know? Never been there, huh?
I'd whine like hell too if I came from a place;
- Populated from the dregs of England,
- Where the national leader had a doper for a kid and
then cried like a baby on national TV,
- Where the national entry into an international boat
(The Americas Cup, won by NZ,) race broke in half and sank,
- Whose pinnical of cinema is "Strickly Ballroom"
- Who seek a national identity through "Crocodile Dundee",
(or "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert"!!)
- Whose judiciary were convinced a dingo came into a tent,
stole and ate a baby, and then neatly folded its matinee jacket,
- Where whores who gave 'freebies' to coppers enlist in the police,
- Whose best acting exports are Kylie Minogue, Dannii Minogue,
and Jason Donovan,
- Who would elect Joh Biejkle-Petersen.
--
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Adam P. R. Taylor
Department of Electrical and Electronic Engineering
University of Canterbury
Private Bag 4800
Christchurch
NEW ZEALAND
Email: apt18@elec._DIE_SPAMMER_DIE_.canterbury.ac.nz