Top Ten Ways To Be A Draft Day Superfly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KegMaster
Top Ten Ways to Be a Draft Day Superfly........you will still get col'
jacked because I'm one bad ass muthafucka who will not be denied.
However, you might do better than those other punk ass muthafuckas who come
frontin' 'til dey see E-Dog SupaFly TNT Dynomite come rollin in tough. Then
dem punk ass bitches ain't nowhere to be spied. Yeah dog.
So, without further discussion of my Superfly Badass nature, I propose we
continue on to the Top Ten Checklist.
10) Trade trade trade. Last year I traded Chris Warren to some cracker
muthafucka for Ed McCaffrey and $20. I was laughing my ass all the way to
the Fantasy Bowl. Rookies, white boys, bitches, and all them muthafuckas
are just waiting to be play'd. I work 'em to da left. I work 'em to da
right. Much like my ladies, I work 'em thru da night. When everything is
said an done, I gots yo playas, I gots yo money, and I gots yo muthafuckin
conference.
9) Get all fucked up on da hooch. That's right, before the big draft day I
like to pound down da Mad Dog and smoke up some of dat Chronic. Mixing all
yo' drugz and getting crazy fucked up will make all the other white boys
scared of you. Sheeit muthafucka, they'z already tripped out because you da
playa, but now you'z a fucked up crazy playa at dat. Just what you need to
keep them off their game. E-dog is going to be hyped, piped, and on the
prowl so you best leave your daughters at home. Word!
8) LoCash takes a backseat to the BigAss Benjamins. Dat's right foo'.
When you come in springing da 40 spot for dis year's dues, you best not be
busting out small bills. Whip out the pimp ass money clip full of 100s and
ask for your mutha fucking change. These other beat ass muthafuckers roll
in trying to pay dues with nickels and dimes and shit. I said yo yo yo
muthafuckas, this ain't no crack haus! Throw down the phat Benjamins or get
your mutha fuckin' broke ass out of dodge.
7) Cheat Cheat Cheat Like Muthafucker. Tonya Harding Pipe to the knee or
roofies in the drink....sheeeit bitch, its all good. With all these otha
wanna be playas trying to gets da inside edge, you best beat them at their
own game. Nobody likes a cheater, but it sure beats being some punkass
loser last in your conference no ass pulling bitch muthafucka. Yeah Dog,
take it from E, cheats and fat beats is the way to pull the butt.
6) Always come rolling in tough. When I roll into Draft day, I muthafuckin
hop my ass out of my badass Volvo of Love and come struttin' in like I own
the muthafuckin place. Yeah, that's right, E-Dog's in the muthafuckin
haus!!! Come strutting in using your no holds barred pimp style walks so
all the other pimps know that you da playa. Shit, maybe one of these years
there'll be some bitches at these draft parties too. Until then, rolling
in tough will will let all the other players know dat you mean bizness.
5) Packin' Nine Bitch! That's right, when you go rolling into the draft
you best be prepared. Any muthafucka starts fronting and BAM BAM BAM...that
bitch will be duckin' yo' nine caps. Personally, I like to throw my nine
piece right down on the draft table so all dem fools know that E-Dog means
bidness.
4) Always bring a fordy of malt liquor. Mickey's is all good and so is dat
Midnight Dragon. But the best is Old E...yeah baby, just like me...E-Dog.
You got your 9 in one hand and your fordy in the otha and you'z damn ass
ready to be jackin some fools at the draft table. Some foo' disrespects you
but not frontin enough to warrant the 9 cap in his punkass, no problem 'cuz
you still gots to crack da fordy across his fool head. Hit dat muthafucka a
couple times with da fordy and he'll go hide under the draft table like some
punkass bitch. Always have yo fordy.
3) Don't let no muthafucker peeps your draft day sheet. Yeah, E-Dog is
tired of all these other broke ass muthafuckas trying to gets their eyes on
my playabook. You gots ta know da playas. These otha fools run out of
playas in the 5th and 6th rounds but you still got the bad ass brotha
checklist so you hanging tough. Mutha fuckas always rolling over on E-Dog,
"Yo E-Dog, can I see your list? Yo E-Dog, when is Rick Mirer's bye week?"
Fuck dat shit man. Get you own list you broke ass muthafuckas and if you
come rolling over tough once more then I'z gonna send you scrambling with da
fordy.
2) Don't draft the otha man, draft the brothaman. That's right. All you
punk ass kiddies going around drafting that goofy Favre "bitch can't dance"
muthafucka. Same with that Ol' School Steve Young muthafucker. That beotch
ain't Young at all, muthafucka is older than dahood itself. Your first
several picks should always be spent on da brothaman. With Jamal, Terrell,
the Freak, and all the other brotha's out there, I highly recommend staying
away from Da Man until the later rounds.
1) Don't draft no muthafuckin' Huskies. They'z all a bunch of bitches and
their fans are too. "Ryan Leaf sucks, Brock is aces." Shit bitch, Ryan
Leaf could buy your muthafuckin father! Whether it is no game Corey Dillon,
wife beating Warren Moon, Napoleon "special teams" Kauffman, Billy Joe "I
bought a Camaro with the Money" Hobert or any of those other weak ass
muthafuckas...you best stay away. They can't take a hit, they can't find da
zone, they can't work the ladies, and they can't beat Oregon. Fuck them
little bitches.
Dat's it muthafuckas. E-Dog is Audi muthafuckin 5000.
Lates.
Supe...@Kegger.Net
KegMaster
KegMaster
KegMaster
Jett Smith
Nobody who really talks like this could type or spell
this good. And wouldn't know how to use a computer except to
sell a hot one.
Nice try, though.
Jett Smith
KegMaster
your contributions.
Greg Kellogg <komm...@prodigy.net> wrote in message
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> Amazing how one post can get a person killfiled nowadays. For all the
> talk about whether this stuff has always gone on or not, I have to say
> it has never been as bad as this year.
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> KegMaster wrote:
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> Trash thrown out.
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Jett Smith <js...@concentric.net> wrote in message
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MAGM83
Westsiiiiiiiiiiiiide!
<<"Ice,Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice plays as I put on my backwards Huskies hat, get
into my Camero, and drink my quart of milk.>>
Greg Kellogg
chris gough
The Conquistador
obscenities, and talk like an uneducated ghetto punk.
Certainly takes more thought than offering on-topic, sage fantasy football
advice.
Hey, what am I thinking? That we should actually be discussing fantasy football
here?
Lord forbid.
--
- The Conquistador
NGFFL "Predators" - Founding Owner
There are 2 things that will bring you success in life:
1) Don't tell anyone everything you know
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KegMaster <KegM...@Kegger.Net> wrote in message
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Stock2mail
Craig Kennedy
you telling my I won't make it to the rap bowl this year?
Your friend.
Craig Kennedy
Your friend.
Big Chuck
Flush.......killfile
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Chuck M.
Proud Owner of Chuck's Pac & Big Chuck's Cheez
DFFL Commish
Westfield, MA
KegMaster wrote in message <37ba...@news2.foxinternet.net>...
>Pretentios eh? Certainly involved much more thought and creativity than
>your contributions.
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>Greg Kellogg <komm...@prodigy.net> wrote in message
>news:37BA31D5...@prodigy.net...
Big Chuck
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Chuck M.
Proud Owner of Chuck's Pac & Big Chuck's Cheez
DFFL Commish
Westfield, MA
KegMaster wrote in message <37ba...@news2.foxinternet.net>...
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is yet to be determined.
Greg von dem Bach
showing my age?)
Greg
STAR85101
Douglas Hunter
That was hilarious, however politically incorrect!
Douglas Hunter
With all the s**t you're catching, you're going to need another clip
full o' nine-caps!
MAGM83
showing my age?)
Greg>>
Being the modern Teenager that I am...I can asure you that those two specific
quotes are not reall ghetto slang. The Nine-caps is something about shooting
people. And the Money one has to be about being hip or in the "In group". Greg,
Your age doesn't show..His ignorance does= )
chris gough
movies....this phrase IS REALLY getting old though...it's 3 years old...
Cory A Klecker
Cory
"Alea iacta est (The dice are cast)" G. Julius Caesar
Douglas Hunter
caliber for a handgun, and ammunition is pretty easy to find. A "cap"
is a bullet. So a "nine-cap" would be a 9 mm bullet. If the KegMaster
is really prepared, he's got a nice 9mm Ruger with a 15-round pre-ban
clip like mine. Should be great for resolving any draft-day disputes.
"God created all men, Sam Colt made them equal."
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