RSFC Quiz
dun...@yahoo.com
Version 1.01
By: Paul ("Panks" for you dumb asses who don't know)
This test is designed to adequately gauge your abilities in RSFCKness.
You need not be a regular "poaster" to score highly on this exam. There
are a total of ten questions on this quiz. Please answer truthfully,
and
try not to cheat!
1. Please describe a weird dream you've had in the space provided:
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2. Was the aforementioned dream in Question 1 related to:
A] Sex B] Your Mom C] Football D] None of the above
3. Who is Alabama's football coach?
A] Frank W. Thomas B] Paul W. "Bear" Bryant
C] Gene Stallings D] None of the above
4. Baylor last had a winning season in 1915.
A] True
B] False
5. Lindsay Morris was a Nebraska cheerleader in 2004-05. What is she
doing now?
A] Getting drunk B] Having lots of sex C] A & B
D] None of the above
6. Monica Monahan tried out for the ASU cheer squad for 2005-06. How
did she pass?
A] By luck B] By talent C] By God's Will
D] Everyone passes, duh!
7. According to Aggieathletics.com, Texas A&M has a basketball team,
too. How did this happen?
A] It's all Joseph Jones's fault B] Texas needed a team to win against
C] Carlton Dotson escaped from prison D] Baylor sucks
8. Your mom/sister/girlfriend is getting screwed by your male neighbor.
He's been screwing her everywhere: in the alley, in his car, in your
bed, in his bed, in the bathroom, in the kitchen...they just don't ever
stop. What do you do to remedy this "situation"?
A] Curse B] Buy a gun C] Watch
D] None of the above
9. Einstein once said that "E=MC2". What does this mean?
A] That light has intelligence B] That E really does equal MC2, but I
don't know what it means
C] That Einstein ate too many spicy pickles
D] None of the above
10. Final question: You are walking through a forest and hear (but
don't see) a tree fall. Did it really fall?
A] Ask The King; he followed me there with a Whopper in hand
B] That big, brown, ugly grizzled bear might know...shit! Run!
C] Trees don't fall, dumb ass. Everyone knows gravity is 4th grade
science bullshit.
D] None of the above
If you scored:
10 points...you are a FINE RSFCKer with mongo brains, dude!
9 points...you are a gentleman and a scholar.
8 points...there is hope yet for humanity.
7 points...you drank a six pack before taking the test.
6 points...someone dropped you as a baby.
5 points...Nebraska football is your occupation.
4 points...you are really a Florida State cheerleader.
3 points...you are a blonde Florida State cheerleader.
2 points...you are an Iowa Hawkeyes fan with little to look forward
to.
1 point...you are a lone amoeba, wandering the cosmos in search of
free beer.
0 points...someone stapled you to a tree and made you watch baseball,
right?
Paul
OllieN...@aol.com
1. I dreamed I was in a hollywood movie... and I was the star of the
movie... and I was naked.
2.
All of the above
3. Louis C K
4. Yes
5. Blowing Tyrell Owens for nickles
6. She passed out
7. whats basketball???
8. watch
9. E = mc what?
10. try clapping with one hand
MoParMaN
<dun...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1131386882....@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> RSFC Quiz
> Version 1.01
> By: Paul ("Panks" for you dumb asses who don't know)
>
> This test is designed to adequately gauge your abilities in RSFCKness.
> You need not be a regular "poaster" to score highly on this exam. There
> are a total of ten questions on this quiz. Please answer truthfully,
> and
> try not to cheat!
>
> 1. Please describe a weird dream you've had in the space provided:
>
>
> 2. Was the aforementioned dream in Question 1 related to:
>
> A] Sex B] Your Mom C] Football D] None of the above
D.
>
> 3. Who is Alabama's football coach?
Who Cares
>
> 4. Baylor last had a winning season in 1915.
B] False
>
> 5. Lindsay Morris was a Nebraska cheerleader in 2004-05. What is she
> doing now?
She's the pivot man in a circle jerk.
> 6. Monica Monahan tried out for the ASU cheer squad for 2005-06. How
> did she pass?
> D] Everyone passes, duh!
>
> 7. According to Aggieathletics.com, Texas A&M has a basketball team,
> too. How did this happen?
Xbreeding sheep to goats to Maggies caused this.
> 8. Your mom/sister/girlfriend is getting screwed by your male neighbor.
> He's been screwing her everywhere: in the alley, in his car, in your
> bed, in his bed, in the bathroom, in the kitchen...they just don't ever
> stop. What do you do to remedy this "situation"?
>
Turn the waterhose on them.
> 9. Einstein once said that "E=MC2". What does this mean?
>
Why would anyone even care.
>
> 10. Final question: You are walking through a forest and hear (but
> don't see) a tree fall. Did it really fall?
>
It fell, you can rely on one of 6 senses to qualify this.
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That cinches it. Panks is Thor's sockpuppet.
--Lee
OrangeDood
minutes, lee-...@web-spam-a-me-roonie.net!
> That cinches it. Panks is Thor's sockpuppet.
Well, drop my drawers.
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Cheers,
--Jeff
Read the FAQ. It was wrote for idots like yew.
http://www.rsfckers.com/faq.htm
"Words are sacred. They deserve respect. If you get the right
ones, in the right order, you can nudge the world a little."
-- Tom Stoppard
dun...@yahoo.com
Paul
Ike
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Yrs.,
Ike
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Dennis
>dun...@yahoo.com wrote:
>> Who in God's Green Earth is Thor?
>>
>
>
>http://tinyurl.com/ixii
ahhh he's a kitten, how cute...
I thought he was...
http://www.marveldirectory.com/individuals/t/thor.htm
--
"People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to" - Jerry Seinfeld
"Education is the progressive discovery of our own Ignorance" - Will Durant
"We are drowning in information, while starving for wisdom." - E.O. Wilson
"the glass is not only half full the first half was delicious" --Me
To Reply: Scrape off the end bits...
Mos
> Version 1.01
> By: Paul ("Panks" for you dumb asses who don't know)
>
> This test is designed to adequately gauge your abilities
> in RSFCKness. You need not be a regular "poaster" to
> score highly on this exam. There are a total of ten
> questions on this quiz. Please answer truthfully, and
> try not to cheat!
>
> 1. Please describe a weird dream you've had in the space
> provided:
Sorry, I've never had a dream in that space.
> 2. Was the aforementioned dream in Question 1 related to:
All the other dreams I've never had in that space.
> 3. Who is Alabama's football coach?
Some guy.
> 4. Baylor last had a winning season in 1915.
Congratulations to them.
> 5. Lindsay Morris was a Nebraska cheerleader in 2004-05.
> What is she doing now?
Not posting in any of these NewsGroups.
> 6. Monica Monahan tried out for the ASU cheer squad for
> 2005-06. How did she pass?
Water or gas ?
> 7. According to Aggieathletics.com, Texas A&M has a
> basketball team, too. How did this happen?
They got some guys together that liked to
bounce their balls....
> 8. Your mom/sister/girlfriend is getting screwed by your
> male neighbor. He's been screwing her everywhere: in the
> alley, in his car, in your bed, in his bed, in the
> bathroom, in the kitchen...they just don't ever stop.
> What do you do to remedy this "situation"?
Since I do not live in the deep south, I do
not have a mom/sister/girlfriend.
> 9. Einstein once said that "E=MC2". What does this mean?
He liked to talk.
> 10. Final question: You are walking through a forest and
> hear (but don't see) a tree fall. Did it really fall?
You have to prove I was really in the forest, first.