Your first pr0n movie
Frisbee®
p3nis bitten off by a crocodile, but with the aid of the Wango-Wango tribe,
gets a new one. At one point in the movie, some guy runs around the jungle
wearing a Richard Nixon mask flashing double peace signs. Jane gets
frustrated because she can't get "Boy" to get it up.
Favorite (corny) line from a pr0n movie:
"Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?" - Deep Throat.
Damon Hynes, the usual pornography
name for an actor in any genre: R. J. Reynolds.
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"One Hog, One Dog, and One Girl".
Damon Hynes, the usual pornography
Nice...
Bill Lang
that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of
earphones.
Me, this Latina chick and my computer mini-cam.
Oh, that's not what you meant?
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I can't remember the name of it but the residual checks
keep comming.
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Steve Cutchen
Frisbee® <billLA...@dasi-software.com> wrote:
At a theater... "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071650/
A friend went to see it and said "DON'T GO SEE IT! IT IS SO GROSS!"
So of course... we HAD to go. He was right.
Matthew Hennig
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> Frisbee®, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and
> that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of
> earphones.
>
> Me, this Latina chick and my computer mini-cam.
>
> Oh, that's not what you meant?
UNSUBSCRIBE@#$!(*@#*!@#
MH
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Frisbee®
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> I've made it 55 years without ever seeing one.
Wow, I didn't know you practised Islam.
Have you ever appeared in one?
Actually, in the age of the intarweb, you are probably ahead of your time.
Cornhuskeress
before our sorority initiation. My pledge mom and her best friend took me
and her friend's pledge daughter to see a double-header (ODL!) at what was
then the Embassy Theater in Lincoln. It was a pretty funny evening, as I
recall.
~~Geri~~
(Sanctimonious Cornhusker Homerkook]
Chin up! Boobs out! It's showtime!
George B. Ross
Andy Warhol's Dracula, uncut version is X rated. Saw it with
a bunch of dorm buddies at the campus theater. The gardener
"ruined" all the wergins that Dracula was preying on.
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> Andy Warhol's Dracula, uncut version is X rated. Saw it with
> a bunch of dorm buddies at the campus theater. The gardener
> "ruined" all the wergins that Dracula was preying on.
True story: the folks at the Tate Student Center at UGA liked to show one
fuck flick a quarter, generally as the midnight movie on Friday, because
they knew that one fuck flick would bring in enough of a house to help them
afford a season's worth of dumb-ass Sunday afternoon art movies.
Usually they chose well. Once they did not.
They picked Russ Meyer's "Supervixens"
(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073768/). Perhaps a fine movie if you're a
connoisseur of such things, but the crowd grew unruly after about twenty
minutes of basically no nudity, no fuck scenes, nothing but incredibly bad
acting and women who, despite enormous boobs, kept their clothes on.
There was a lot of 'what the fuck IS this' being muttered back and forth.
So, not enjoying having my time wasted any more than the next guy and less
than most, I got up and excused myself and made my way down the row and out
of the theater. I sort of figured I'd come in for a lot of flak later on
back at my dorm for walking out on a porn movie... but when I got to the
door and turned around, the guys from my dorm were about ten steps behind
me. Behind *them*: everyone else. I was so startled I waited until the
mob had cleared and stuck my head back in. The film was playing to an
empty theater.
The next quarter's film: Marilyn Chambers: Insatiable
(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080927/). No one walked out on that one.
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Ike
Tracy Lords.
HEY, SHE LOOKED OLD ENUFF TO MEE!!
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> Frisbee? (billLA...@dasi-software.com) opined:
>
>> For me, it was "Tarz, Jane, Boy, and Cheetah" circa 1977.
>> Tarz gets his p3nis bitten off by a crocodile, but with the
>> aid of the Wango-Wango tribe, gets a new one. At one point
>> in the movie, some guy runs around the jungle wearing a
>> Richard Nixon mask flashing double peace signs. Jane gets
>> frustrated because she can't get "Boy" to get it up.
>>
>> Favorite (corny) line from a pr0n movie:
>>
>> "Do you mind if I smoke while you eat?" - Deep Throat.
>>
>
> Andy Warhol's Dracula, uncut version is X rated. Saw it with
> a bunch of dorm buddies at the campus theater. The gardener
> "ruined" all the wergins that Dracula was preying on.
>
You cannot know life until you have fscked death in the gall bladder...
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--Lee
MoParMaN
I think it was something starring Harry Reams. In El-Paso Del
Norte...Downtown, about three blocks from Mexico.. I went to a donkey show
in Juarez afterwards and got gummed by a 60 year old virgin named Marie...
I still got scars from the "Attack of the Sabretoothed Crotch Crickets"
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Damon Hynes, the usual pornography
>before our sorority initiation. My pledge mom and her best friend took me
>and her friend's pledge daughter to see a double-header (ODL!) at what was
>then the Embassy Theater in Lincoln. It was a pretty funny evening, as I
>recall.
Jaysus, that sounds like a "Dear Penthouse" all by itself...
Jefferson N Glapski
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leinbacker
My first pr0n would have been in 1981, just back from boot camp and
visiting a friend attending tPSU. The grad students use to show pr0n
movies at the forum to raise money. That was before the P.C. police
stopped it.
Bryan S. Slick
into the street and beaten by an angry mob for writing..
:The one we saw or starred in?
No scat flicks need apply, thankyouverymuch..
..and please GAWD no (more) .GIFs!
TIA. HAND.
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Pauli G
Ike wrote:
> Tracy Lords.
>
>
>
> HEY, SHE LOOKED OLD ENUFF TO MEE!!
>
I think Tracy (real name: Norma) spelled her name with an "i" in true
slut fashion (nothing wrong with sluts, just sayin'). 'Course,
considering that Renee Zellwegger is her clone, any chance of Traci
ever making it in the legit film world went kaput as soon as Renee hit
the scene.
Pauli G
Frisbee® wrote:
> For me, it was "Tarz, Jane, Boy, and Cheetah" circa 1977. Tarz gets his
> p3nis bitten off by a crocodile, but with the aid of the Wango-Wango tribe,
> gets a new one. At one point in the movie, some guy runs around the jungle
> wearing a Richard Nixon mask flashing double peace signs. Jane gets
> frustrated because she can't get "Boy" to get it up.
>
Seka starring in "Rocking With Seka". I now realize that she had
flapjack boobs, but at the time she was amazing to a boy fresh off the
farm and lost in the big city.
Damon Hynes, the usual pornography
> slut fashion (nothing wrong with sluts, just sayin'). 'Course,
> considering that Renee Zellwegger is her clone, any chance of Traci
> ever making it in the legit film world went kaput as soon as Renee hit
> the scene.
Look at Nicole Mitchell offa The Weather Channel...spitting, ahem, image...
http://www.weather.com/aboutus/television/ocms/mitchell.html
http://2worksforyou.com/news/newsteam/NicoleMitchell.shtml
Ike
whoa. freaky.
Jefferson N Glapski
> At about Wed, 26 Oct 2005 02:52:40 GMT, Jefferson N Glapski was
> dragged into the street and beaten by an angry mob for writing..
>
>> The one we saw or starred in?
>
> No scat flicks need apply, thankyouverymuch..
What is a scat flick?
More importantly, how do know what it is?
Bryan S. Slick
:Bryan S. Slick wrote:
:> At about Wed, 26 Oct 2005 02:52:40 GMT, Jefferson N Glapski was
:> dragged into the street and beaten by an angry mob for writing..
:>
:>> The one we saw or starred in?
:>
:> No scat flicks need apply, thankyouverymuch..
:
:What is a scat flick?
I don't know if that's the proper term, really.. but it seemed to fit,
given your history of providing visual evidence of the function of your
excretory system.
:More importantly, how do know what it is?
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=scatology
There ya go.. now you know, too.
Cornhuskeress
>> night before our sorority initiation. My pledge mom and her best
>> friend took me and her friend's pledge daughter to see a
>> double-header (ODL!) at what was then the Embassy Theater in
>> Lincoln. It was a pretty funny evening, as I recall.
>
> Jaysus, that sounds like a "Dear Penthouse" all by itself...
TMMHusbandL
Pauli G
another comparision:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39863000/jpg/_39863291_zelweger.jpg
unclejr
> For me, it was "Tarz, Jane, Boy, and Cheetah" circa 1977.
I don't know if it's your definition of pr0n, or not, but my first
X-rated movie was "Last Tango in Paris."
Now... Get the butter!
-Junior
MoParMaN
"Jefferson N Glapski" <jeffers...@PENNSTATEglapski.com> wrote in message
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> The one we saw or starred in?
>
Damon Hynes, the usual pornography
>
> http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/250482.jpg
Renee's a freaking chameleon. "Somebody get me a cheeseburger!" ($1)
Tonawanda Kardex
Nurses" or something like that.
If you mean hardcore, well ... it was probably a Ron Jeremy flick
entitled "Bodacious Ta-Tas" with Kitten Natividad or whatever her ugly
ass was named.
Jefferson N Glapski
> At about Wed, 26 Oct 2005 04:27:55 GMT, Jefferson N Glapski was
> dragged into the street and beaten by an angry mob for writing..
>
>> Bryan S. Slick wrote:
>>> At about Wed, 26 Oct 2005 02:52:40 GMT, Jefferson N Glapski was
>>> dragged into the street and beaten by an angry mob for writing..
>>>
>>>> The one we saw or starred in?
>>>
>>> No scat flicks need apply, thankyouverymuch..
>>
>> What is a scat flick?
>
> I don't know if that's the proper term, really.. but it seemed to fit,
> given your history of providing visual evidence of the function of
> your excretory system.
>
>> More importantly, how do know what it is?
>
> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=scatology
>
> There ya go.. now you know, too.
So you find playing with shit a turn on? That's pretty depraved, even for
you.
Bryan S. Slick
:Bryan S. Slick wrote:
:> At about Wed, 26 Oct 2005 04:27:55 GMT, Jefferson N Glapski was
Only one of us has ever posted pictures of shit to RSFC.
(It wasn't me.)
Pauli G
Damon Hynes, the usual pornography wrote:
So true. I've never seen a female celebrity swing so widely from one
end of the spectrum to another, from ultra-hittable to absolutely bag
ladyish.
Tonawanda Kardex
Dude, VPI. Need anything else be said?
Trevor Zion Bauknight
"Pauli G" <rio...@hotmail.com> wrote:
In _Down With Love_, she was absolutely perfect.
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Jefferson N Glapski
> At about Thu, 27 Oct 2005 04:57:43 GMT, Jefferson N Glapski was
> dragged into the street and beaten by an angry mob for writing..
>
>> Bryan S. Slick wrote:
>>> At about Wed, 26 Oct 2005 04:27:55 GMT, Jefferson N Glapski was
>>> dragged into the street and beaten by an angry mob for writing..
>>>
>>>> Bryan S. Slick wrote:
>>>>> At about Wed, 26 Oct 2005 02:52:40 GMT, Jefferson N Glapski was
>>>>> dragged into the street and beaten by an angry mob for writing..
>>>>>
>>>>>> The one we saw or starred in?
>>>>>
>>>>> No scat flicks need apply, thankyouverymuch..
>>>>
>>>> What is a scat flick?
>>>
>>> I don't know if that's the proper term, really.. but it seemed to
>>> fit, given your history of providing visual evidence of the
>>> function of your excretory system.
>>>
>>>> More importantly, how do know what it is?
>>>
>>> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=scatology
>>>
>>> There ya go.. now you know, too.
>>
>> So you find playing with shit a turn on? That's pretty depraved,
>> even for you.
>
> Only one of us has ever posted pictures of shit to RSFC.
>
> (It wasn't me.)
And you expressed that you got turned on by it.
Jefferson N Glapski
After those jerseys tonite....not a fucking word.