Colorado: Can This Juggernaut Be Stopped?
Thomas Rooney
Colorado game has forced me to post. I have examined every aspect of
this game and I want to post my findings here and I welcome your
comments.
First, it becomes more and more obvious after watching Colorado game
film that the only way Nebraska makes it to the conference championship
game as the north division champ is if the Colorado team plane were to
crash into the Iowa State locker room.
Colorado's quarterback Pesavento should be a Heisman candidate. He has
completely destroyed every secondary in the Big 12 north. I think if
left in a game (rather than sitting at halftime due to CU's huge leads)
this kid could break every manner of NCAA passing records. He might even
be capable of throwing for 1000 yards in a game if Gary Barnett were not
so conservative with his offense.
The Colorado running game reminds me of a rolling ball of butcher
knives...rolling down a steep hill...with the wind at its back...a
tornado kind of wind. I know there was talk earlier this season that
Colorado's running backs might make it through the entire season without
being tackled once. That proved to be a bit of hyberbole, but not by
much. These guys have three legitimate future NFL Pro Bowlers in the
same backfield. All I can say is WOW.
I'd spend hours tallking about the skill of Colorado's receivers, but
you only need to read my paragraph on Pesavento to understand that these
guys are gifted. I don't agree with some of the things that they do,
like when they catch a ball downfield late in a game and then flip the
live ball over to the defensive back to give the poor cover guy a
much-needed interception. That just smacks of arrogance to me. But its
hard to argue with the lofty numbers this unit produces.
Colorado's defense plays as if it has seventeen or maybe eighteen guys
on the field at one time. There are times when it seems that CU
defenders can magically portal themselves from one part of the field to
another in a nanosecond, and given the high academic standards at
Colorado, I wouldn't doubt that this is true. The NCAA should look into
that.
Colorado put the "special" in special teams. When an opponent punts
against Colorado, they should just tuck tail and run off the field since
eveybody knows Colorado will return it for a touchdown anyway. Of
course, that assumes that Colorado has been struck by a moment of
benevolence and allowed the punt to occur without blocking it. These
guys are like a cat toying with a palsied mouse.
I have seen three instances this year where the Colorado kicker has
exploded the football with the sheer power of his leg.
Which brings us to coaching. I know the NCAA took great measures to
prevent Gary Barnett from taking the Colorado job and thus destroying
any semblance of competitive balance in college football. But nothing
could keep The Gary away from his cosmic destiny. Barnett has
masterminded the most efficient victory machine that organized sport has
ever seen. Sometimes it seems that Colorado's opponents are merely the
Washington Generals to Barnett's Globetrotters: the end is never in
doubt, only the manner in which the defeat will be administered. Thus,
the entertainment. Only the most stubborn of college football fan would
argue that this man could be defeated.
It seems like wasted effort, but I will spend a moment to discuss
Colorado's upcoming opponent, the Nebraska Cornhuskers. This team is
vermin. Years of being the crap on Colorado's bootheel has finally
cracked this team in half and relegated it to the compost heap of
college football history, where it will reside with the Fordhams and
Alabamas of the pigskin world for all eternity. After watching this
Nebraska team play all year, I have nothing positive to say about them.
Their Napoleanesque coach will once again find his Waterloo awaiting him
in Folsom Field. Their spirits remain high, but I would strongly advise
them to give up football immediately and avoid this elaborate charade
that they have a chance on Friday.
I don't know what the point spread will be, but I imagine it must be six
digits.
My summary? Colorado triumphs again.
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Tommy Rooney/NU '91
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Hmmm. Do we need a "Best Anti-Weauxf" RUTSie category?
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Kokopeli
"Thomas Rooney" <tkjr...@home.com> wrote in message
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That's it. Now you die.
Nebraska 45
Colorado 6
TH3 N 5T4ND5 4 N0L3DG3!!!!1!
dw
Vijay Ramanujan
"Kokopeli" <wna...@deleteme.home.com> wrote:
> > My summary? Colorado triumphs again.
>
> That's it. Now you die.
>
> Nebraska 45
> Colorado 6
The WGs are smart.
They see these kinds of anti-weauxfs (like Rooney's) and know what it
means: Rooney thinks that Nebraska is SO superior to Colorado that the
only way they will lose is the wrath of the WGs. And it isn't even
close, or he'd post a 1 paragraph anti-weauxf. A believable one. He
thinks UNL is so much better than Colorado that he needs to not just
anger the WGs but totally enrage them on CU's behalf.
So he posts the mega-anti-weauxf-bomb.
The WGs isn't stupid.
Vijay R.
Greg Sumner
"Thomas Rooney" <tkjr...@home.com> wrote
Unfortunately this gem wrapped around the anti-weaufx scale straight into a
weaufx of the highest degree.
Although Colorado will need the boost I don't think even this is enough.
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Greg Sumner
Go Huskies! "All dirt roads lead to Pullman"
Jon Enslin
gods!!!
hehehwhahahahahhahehehehahah////...
Daryl D. Spillmann
Behold. Ralphie carries in her rumen, the chewed cud of Husker armageddon.
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Daryl D. Spillmann
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marty mcmahome
we should classify it as satire.
Marty
Eric Enholm
Daryl D. Spillmann wrote:
> Thomas Rooney wrote:
>
>
>
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> Behold. Ralphie carries in her rumen, the chewed cud of Husker armageddon.
We are so RSFCked,
But wait,....if Rooney anti-weaufs, and we blame it on Rooney, and CU
wins, but we recongnize the anti-weuxf, how can we blame it on Rooney?
Ergo, Nebraska wins, but wait,.... I am Sicilian and of supieror
intellect, therefore...
Thor
Kymn Lundstrom
You are so hired!! When can you start?
Sincerely,
Ted Smith, Sports Editor
The Boulder Buffalo Gazette and Clove Cigarette Corporation
Charles Hoequist, Jr.
Thomas Rooney wrote:
....
Jesus Haploid Christ, Rooney, isn't there something in the
START negotiations about putting a ceiling on the megatonnage
of a single shot?
-c.h.
T.Rooney: the Leslie Groves of RSFC
Thomas Rooney
My motto is T H I N K B I G.
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Tommy Rooney/NU '91 (big)
jim andrews
tkjr...@home.com says...
> In article <3BF8FA53...@cpk.auc.dk>,
> "Charles Hoequist, Jr." <c...@cpk.auc.dk> wrote:
>
> > Thomas Rooney wrote:
> > ....
> >
> > Jesus Haploid Christ, Rooney, isn't there something in the
> > START negotiations about putting a ceiling on the megatonnage
> > of a single shot?
> >
> > -c.h.
> > T.Rooney: the Leslie Groves of RSFC
>
> My motto is T H I N K B I G.
I think you misspelled "juggernot", but I'm not sure.
jim andrews
Ragin' Page
> Colorado game has forced me to post. I have examined every aspect of
> this game and I want to post my findings here and I welcome your
> comments.
>
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Dear Mr. Rooney,
While we recognize that you think there is no way Nebraska loses this
game, and we also recognize that you must put in a bid to maintain
your following as RSFC's funniest poster, we must beseech you to
refrain from such posting in the future. You may think that we can
not see through such subtle anti-weaxf reversal of the anti-weaxf of
the weaxf, but we do. Though you may not attribute Nebraska's loss on
Friday as a result of your folly, we can assure you, that it is that
and that alone that will be responsible. We realize there is some
red-haired dude that thinks he jinxes teams, but he just is an example
of pure bad luck, kind of like Charlie Brown. He doesn't actually
jinx the teams, he just chooses poorly which ones to support. To
begin with we laughed at this poor sap's assessment that he was
causing teams to lose. Now, with posts such as yours, we are forced
to annialate this pathetic loser's team, and HE will take credit. So
if you would be so kind as to not play into the hands of this moronic
individual, we would be ever so grateful.
as always,
The WGs
Mike Fox
This is the daisy-cutter of weauxfbombs.
Mike
Mike Warren
First this, and now the SI bastages. Why, Eric, why did you agree to do
this cover story? WE IS DOMED!!
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/cover/
Mike Warren
Flak
Hey... wait a minute...!
Clockwork Orange
says...
That preediction was DOMINATE. What about BC-Syracuse?
I bow in deference to yore serious prognosticational skillz. You rawk.
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Mike Warren
"Thomas Rooney" <tkjr...@home.com> wrote in message
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Well, I hope you are happy now. Now I see why you get the blame for
everything.
Mike Warren
Dale Bright®
wrote:
I have read the prophecies and now believe.
Dale Bright®
"non compos mentis"