Halloween Humor
SG
Q. Why can't boy ghosts have babies? A. Because he has a
Hallo-weenie.
Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A. You suck.
Q. Where did the goblin throw the football? A. Over the ghoul
line.
Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet? A.
blood-thirsty hacker baby
Q. What is a vampires least favorite food? A.Steak
Q. What's a monsters favorite desert? A. I-Scream!!
Q. Where do ghosts go out? A. Where they can get boo's and sheet
faced.
Q. What is a Skeleton's favorite song. A. Bad to the Bone
Q. What do skeletons say before eating? A. Bone appetite'
Q. How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire? A. So long
sucker!
Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A. Because
people are dying to get in.
Q. What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
A. A pumpkin patch!!!
Q. What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes? A. They
suck!
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a beer and a
mop!".