How to be a good Democrat
1. You have to
believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
funding.
2. You
have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th
graders how to
read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about
sex.
3. You
have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans
are more of
a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands
of Chinese
communists.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal
funding.
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less
affected by
cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more
affected
by yuppies driving SUVs.
6. You have to believe that gender
roles are artificial but being
homosexual is natural.
7. You have to
be against capital punishment but support abortion on
demand.
8. You
have to believe that businesses create oppression and
governments create
prosperity.
9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature,
but
activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.
10. You have
to believe that self-esteem is more important than
actually doing something
to earn it.
11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt
politicians, start
wars.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad,
because it supports certain
parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is
good, because it supports
certain parts of the Constitution.
13. You
have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too
high.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem
are
more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General
Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.
15. You have to believe that
standardized tests are racist, but racial
quotas and set-asides
aren't.
16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a
lady.
17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't
worked
anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in
charge.
18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth
belong in
jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White
House.
19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and
manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
20. You have to believe
that illegal Democratic party funding by the
Chinese is somehow in the best
interest of the United States.
--
Scott H----
Beer, Helping ugly
people have sex since 1862.