Best of the Best....College Open websites
Becca
season...slower than expected but as promised:
BEST OPEN WEBSITES, ROSTERS, HOTTEST ULTIMATE COLLEGE MEN, AND VARIOUS
AWARDS
This is for all of those webmasters out there who thanklessly spend
hours scanning pictures, harassing players to turn in their bios,
linking to the latest and greatest tournament page, writing up
tournament results, updating scores and stats...take a break and go
play with the plastic. Your work is done.
BEST OPEN WEBSITES OVERALL
These all have the following components: roster, up-to-date schedule,
up-to-date practice locations and times. Because it's one thing to
build...it's another thing to maintain.
#1 in the Nation: Stanford -complete, with cool "ads" and other
visuals, easy-to-use, very up-to-date
http://smut.stanford.edu/index.jsp
OPEN OVERALL Honorable Mentions
http://www.yale.edu/superfly/index.html
http://www.uiuc.edu/ro/mens-ultimate/
http://anonymous-daemon.org/~twiggy23/playerIndex.php
http://www.indiana.edu/~ultimate/hoosiermama.htm (Most up-to-date)
http://www.dartmouth.edu/~ultimate/team/index.htm (visually
good…tiny print!)
http://www.wm.edu/SO/UFC/men/
http://students.washington.edu/uwultima/
BEST ROSTER
#1 in the Nation...hands down: Claremont.
http://www.claremont.edu/org/braineat/teammap.htm
ROSTER Honorable Mentions:
http://smut.stanford.edu/players/teamProfile.jsp
http://ase.tufts.edu/e-men/rosterflash.html
http://www.ibiblio.org/darkside/men/
http://www.csbsju.edu/frisbeeclub/Players/playersbio.htm
http://www.texasultimate.com/players/law.html (includes physical
training results--vert, 40yd dash, etc--- and links you to the best
and the worst for each test)
ULTIMATE'S HOTTEST MEN
aka 2 more and we'll have a calendar...Any nominees?
In random order
http://www.claremont.edu/org/braineat/bios/nick.htm ---he's got that
Rocky "Italian Stallion" look
http://smut.stanford.edu/players/playerProfile.jsp?id=3 ---for your
frat boy fantasties
http://www.mines.edu/Stu_life/organ/ufo/main/Roster/KevinW.html
---combo of ripped partier and ulti boy next door
http://www.unity.edu/ACTIVITIES/sga/clubs/ultimate/people.html ---Alex
K. = the hippy nice guy that patiently taught you how to throw in the
first place
http://www.student.carleton.edu/orgs/cut/roster/christensen.scott.html
---hot like an ulti player should be
http://www.susqu.edu/ultimate/frisbee.html (Go to pictures...2nd one
down on the left)...he's ready for his calendar
http://www.student.carleton.edu/orgs/cut/roster/langston.chris.html
---All American boy next door
http://www.student.carleton.edu/orgs/cut/roster/huang.AJ.html ---Good
smiling Asian...the one that always burns your best guy
http://www.student.carleton.edu/orgs/cut/roster/westlake.garret.html
---Look but maybe don't touch??? (Read the page)
http://ase.tufts.edu/e-men/rosterflash.html ---Ian "Ballz"
Schneider...too bad he's already taken by an ulti girl
***Judge's comments: These are completely my own views. I just tried
to select a wide variety of attractive guys. However, I know for a
fact that there are many more hotty Ulti players out there than showed
up on this page. For example, I used to get my players to commit to
tournaments by dangling Saturday night's party with Hottie Ken from
Indiana in front of them. However, pics on the web do not do him
justice. ; ) ***
RANDOM AWARDS
Best Ultimate non-playing movie: Haverford.
http://www.students.haverford.edu/ultimate/springbreak/beach.html
Roster/Bios Most Likely Written While Hallucinating Award: WMU
http://www.wm.edu/SO/UFC/men/
Gentleman Award: George Washington -because they are cool enough to
thank all those folks that let them stay over, bum rides, and provide
food on their website
http://www.gwu.edu/~ultimate/
Best Pic Layout Award: Michigan MagnUM -clear pics and nice way of
presenting them
http://www.umich.edu/~ultimate/Magnum/photo/2000_spring_break/index.html
Best Calendar/Updates: Cornell
http://www.rso.cornell.edu/buds/default.html
Best Ultimate Smack-Talking Poetry: Princeton -wierd but true
http://www.princeton.edu/~clockwrk/canespree01.html#1
Wierdest Roster: Ohio U. -not much bio info. but does include home
address (so you can stalk them over the summer?)
http://www.ohioultimate.com/files/roster.asp?page=Current%20Mens%20Team&id=66
Turn Off the Computer and Go Practice Award: Linfield College -Great
website (really visually unique). Actually way to good of a site for
such a small team. Team has like 8 players...Linfield, go play
pick-up in the quad and recruit.
http://aslc.linfield.edu/Clubs/lupa/
Any guy want to take on picking out Ulti's hottest women? I will be
reviewing College Women's sites for best site, roster and other awards
as soon as my eyes uncross.
***All sites were found STRICTLY through the UPA's college team
listing page. So if you have not updated your link to the UPA you are
automatically out of the running. Also, many teams were disqualified
from the overall for lack of a roster or lack of a roster with pics.
It takes a lot of work to pull together player bios with pics. Also,
I understand that beginning of the College season is a transition time
for many teams. In some ways, that made my job easier because it
became apparent which teams were really on the ball with their
websites.***
Brendon M. Troy
> All righty...in preparation for the now-started College OPEN
> season...slower than expected but as promised:
>
> BEST OPEN WEBSITES, ROSTERS, HOTTEST ULTIMATE COLLEGE MEN, AND VARIOUS
> AWARDS
Best website progress (since it was conceived of less than 2 weeks ago):
http://mail.rochester.edu/~bt001i/Ultimate/index.htm
Links have been submitted to the UPA, Google, and our University's IT and
Club Sports departments, with no responses so far. Piggies get no respect.
Webmaster and 5'19" deep,
Brendo
kejada
> ***Judge's comments: These are completely my own views. I just tried
> to select a wide variety of attractive guys. However, I know for a
> fact that there are many more hotty Ulti players out there than showed
> up on this page. For example, I used to get my players to commit to
> tournaments by dangling Saturday night's party with Hottie Ken from
> Indiana in front of them. However, pics on the web do not do him
> justice. ; ) ***
>
Pictures available upon request. Clothes optional.
'hottie' ken
BPCappello
> http://www.wm.edu/SO/UFC/men/
it's funny cause its true
Alan Hoyle
> Roster/Bios Most Likely Written While Hallucinating Award: WMU
> http://www.wm.edu/SO/UFC/men/
Actually, it's CWM... Officially "the College of William and Mary"
though it is in fact a research university these days....
-alan
--
Alan Hoyle - al...@unc.edu - http://www.alanhoyle.com/
"I don't want the world, I just want your half." -TMBG
Get Horizontal, Play Ultimate: Ring of Fire - Spear
Julius
>
> Pictures available upon request. Clothes optional.
> 'hottie' ken
hottie ken=short fat kid????
Becca
> On 13 Feb 2002 10:05:34 -0800, Becca wrote:
>
> > Roster/Bios Most Likely Written While Hallucinating Award: WMU
> > http://www.wm.edu/SO/UFC/men/
>
> Actually, it's CWM... Officially "the College of William and Mary"
> though it is in fact a research university these days....
>
> -alan
Ooops! My bad! Sorry to the College of William and Mary
Also, thanks to Ken for the early morning laugh.
tebewebb
This is another Ken.
Stephen
Fun & Games
formerly Gun, permanently Happy
nicho...@yahoo.com (Julius) wrote in message news:<15ba651a.02021...@posting.google.com>...
Ryan Seguine
>
> > Roster/Bios Most Likely Written While Hallucinating Award: WMU
> > http://www.wm.edu/SO/UFC/men/
one anal-retentive correction to the page. If you are an alumnus, you and
your fellows are *alumni*; the masculine form.
if you are on the women's team, someday you will become an alumna, and the
rest of your team will be *alumnae*; the feminine form.
In todays day and age, this issue is simplified by using the word alum.
Sexually ambiguous but clear in it's intent, this bastardization of the
Latin toungue is probably the word to use.
The moral of this story?
The boys of W & M Ultiamte seem to be leaning more to the Mary side of
there alma mater.
loki.
Mike Gerics
> No, your thinking of Ken Dobbyns - he's the short fat kid w/ five national
titles.
uhmm....maybe 5 with NYNY...
a 6th with the Raleigh Llama.....maybe.
hey...Kenny D, who will your NEXT National Championship be with?
David A Bohnsack
take some time to master one's own. The words "it's" and "its" have
different meanings, as do "there" and "their". Similary, the possessive
form of today is today's, not todays. I will refrain from addressing the
potential for a plural form of today.
-PR
La Maldad
> In random order
> http://www.student.carleton.edu/orgs/cut/roster/christensen.scott.html
> ---hot like an ulti player should be
> ---All American boy next door
> http://www.student.carleton.edu/orgs/cut/roster/huang.AJ.html ---Good
> smiling Asian...the one that always burns your best guy
> http://www.student.carleton.edu/orgs/cut/roster/westlake.garret.html
> ---Look but maybe don't touch??? (Read the page)
Hmm...Ok, where to start? Having played CUT for going on 4 seasons now,
and having ties with them as rivals and friends, I must disagree with all
your choices for sexiest CUT boys.
First off, to truly find out who the best looking CUT boys are, you must
ask them. They, being involved year-round in a love-fest for disc and anus,
would be most informed as to who the cuties on the team are.
Garret "Riverdance" "Dirty Sanchez" Westlake, while on the surface a good
choice, has a temper in bed and remains ever capricious, or so says fellow
stud Alex Masulis. Lovers for most of high school and all of college, they
know each other better than anybody, and you most either include or omit
them both.
It's a well known fact that Chris Langston was the failed prototype at a
Nord clone, at once a great player and a genetic abomination. Not one of
the sexiest men in ultimate.
AJ Huang....sure...if you're into that sorta thing.
Scott Christensen, maybe, but you've glaringly left out what the CUT boys
themselves consider the hottest of the team:
*NSYNC lead singer singer Justin Timberlake, known in Northfield as hairy
elf Sam O'Brien
AND
Lead actor from "Blue Lagoon" and "Return to the Blue Lagoon", Chase
Sparling-Beckley.
These are the certified answers from the CUT boys themselves, word is bond.
If you want Ultimate's sexiest men, look further south than Northfield MN.
La Maldad
butrosbutrosgalli
members of "N'Sync" and that Chase S-B slept his way into Carleton
with his Blue Lagoon-esque charms, but Masulis and Westlake as a
couple? I don't know who this "La Valdad" character is, but if he is
so informed of CUT's intimate details, he should also be aware of the
tainted love of other nearby teams:
It's pretty much common knowledge in the Midwest that the hottest
couple in the sport of Ultimate is Tyler and Hector from the
University of Wisconsin @ Madison. Sources are unclear as to who
leads when they dance, but take it from me that they make one fine
looking duo.
A close second would have to be Andy Wineburg and Dave Keutner from
the now notorious University of St Cloud. These boys have been tight
almost since birth and thankfully age has dimmed none of the passion
of early childhood.
finally, no one can forget little Nate from Winona state on a list of
hot ultimate men from the midwest. He may not be part of a couple but
he stands alone as force of pure, unbridled sexuality.
peace,
big baby butros
La Maldad
> It's pretty much common knowledge in the Midwest that the hottest
> couple in the sport of Ultimate is Tyler and Hector from the
> University of Wisconsin @ Madison. Sources are unclear as to who
> leads when they dance, but take it from me that they make one fine
> looking duo
I lead. doesn't matter who I'm dancing with. Tyler, you, or your momma.
hh
snow
Brian Holinka
> > Roster/Bios Most Likely Written While Hallucinating Award: WMU
> > http://www.wm.edu/SO/UFC/men/
>
> it's funny cause its true
Indeed. The guy who wrote our bios had just come out of knee surgery
and needed something to do while in the hospital bed. He was quite
drugged.
Jim
> your fellows are *alumni*; the masculine form.
Thank you, Grammar Nazi.
Jim Town
Becca
I maintain that all votes on the Hottest Men in Ultimate are strictly
based on the website pics of them. See note about Hotty Ken from
Indiana. There are many other hotty players in Ultimate...but if the
web pics don't represent...I can't help it. I did see Chase, but I
couldn't vote him hottest because I was laughing too hard at the pic
from Blue Lagoon below his pic.
~b
Becca
As soon as you get enough team member pics to actually fend a full
team...I'll reconsider. Seven really isn't too big of a number is it?
Becca
Check out NCSU's New Award:
http://www.geocities.com/bradleyqt/Award.html
Also...Joe, UCSB probably does have the best Open alumni list, but
there is no way I am going back through all those sites to check.
Maybe next year. ; )
brody
langston "who does number 2 work for" - sorry bud
chase "i saw your girlfriend nekked" sparling-bek... - too shaggy
scotty "no-fi's finest" christensen - too confused
aj "with her parents in the hotel" huang - has a motorcycle, but
doesn't ride it
garret "dirty" westlake - won't even touch this one
alex "cable guy" masulis - will never really have a girlfriend names
sonja
ethan "e-train, e-licious, e-money, e-normous, e-mazing" dunham - from
IOWA, nuff said
matty "scary" hahn - yikes
dave "humdinger" - good luck getting him to talk
sam "i got everything i need in this here plastic bag" o'brien - too
injury-prone (see erik demitz)
jay "think i ain't" plasman - see scott christensen
looks like all of last year's seniors win for sexiest cut players
markus.brown
jus so you know the constantly updated orEGOn ulTIMatE website now has
a special on joshua greenough. you know the name, no check his game
at http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~bwiggins/ultimate
booyaa
mob89
La Maldad
players, top of the pecking order when it comes to sexual favors? Too bad
the senior pics are off the web page, I hear a dude named Colin from
Colorado had the hots for Derek the Mouth.
Word.
"brody" <brodyf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Chunks Maphildo
myself (St. Cloud's going all the way), I can say that I didn't see
Brody play a point at sectionals or regionals...I'm not going to go
into specifics, but I can say I had a good time. I can say that.
Can someone from Carleton help me out here? Does Brody still play?
Or is he a lonely alum remembering the golden days. Can a latter day
artist be forgiven his present day sins; sub question, is it not
better to burn out than to fade away? A Cosby sweater, did Laura let
you leave the house with that on?
I can say that,
Chunks
brodyf...@hotmail.com (brody) wrote in message news:<6850898e.02022...@posting.google.com>...
winey
> ULTIMATE'S HOTTEST MEN
> aka 2 more and we'll have a calendar...Any nominees?
>
I have a nominee. Gary from St. Cloud.
brody
> Let me say a few things about Brody. Being from the Central Region
> myself (St. Cloud's going all the way), I can say that I didn't see
> Brody play a point at sectionals or regionals...I'm not going to go
> into specifics, but I can say I had a good time. I can say that.
>
> Can someone from Carleton help me out here? Does Brody still play?
>
> Chunks
>
you must not remember me - i may not have played against you at
sectionals - i think we were resting after a night at sumo - no wait,
help me remember - actually i caught the winning goal, that's right -
as the lighting and thunder really started
maldad - did i play at all at regionals?
whoever chunks is - good luck scoring double digits - no, make that 5
- on carleton this year - and good luck gaining any respect - people
who didn't even know you had a team already know about your attitudes
brody