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lullin...@yahoo.com

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Jan 31, 2007, 1:24:48 PM1/31/07
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Discuss..

Benjamin Franklin

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Jan 31, 2007, 1:53:38 PM1/31/07
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<lullin...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> Discuss..
>

Cricket genius Andrew dunford would rather EDUCATE rsc readers with these
gems.......lol.....

As per our resident rsc god and genius Andrew Dunford, NOBODY SANE cares
about who won PoTM

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/66dfc150b5351e18?hl=en&

but they CARE about the following pearls of wisdom from dunford.


http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/e395b959806215c0?hl=en&

Dunford reposts the following brett lee video on Jan 25th, 2007

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/b31a455c8255454e?hl=en&

which was already posted by Master Chief on Dec 30th, 2006.

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/e8877aadea6842f2?hl=en&

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/54635eb239b27a1a?hl=en&

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/fe8a42a012f0f79a?hl=en&

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/bc79c72498672b09?hl=en&


and ANOTHER 1000 posts from our resident cricket god and genius Andrew
Dunford which I dont have time to post links.


HAIL Andrew Dunford


Dave (SA)

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Jan 31, 2007, 4:00:05 PM1/31/07
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On 31 Jan 2007 10:24:48 -0800, lullin...@yahoo.com wrote:

> Discuss..

Gee Andrew, you seem to have upset these blokes somewhat?

Colin Kynoch

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Jan 31, 2007, 4:36:02 PM1/31/07
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These blokes have never had a sense of humour and cannot understand Andrew.

No great loss for Andrew there.

Colin Kynoch

Andrew Dunford

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"Dave (SA)" <daven...@enterprise.co.za> wrote in message
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> On 31 Jan 2007 10:24:48 -0800, lullin...@yahoo.com wrote:
>
>> Discuss..
>
> Gee Andrew, you seem to have upset these blokes somewhat?

No, no, he was born upset. I see it as my duty to cheer him up.

Andrew


Benjamin Franklin

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Jan 31, 2007, 10:36:17 PM1/31/07
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"Colin Kynoch" <colin...@NOSPAMgmail.com> wrote in message
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Sense of humour of Andrew dumbford who BEGS everybody on rsc NOT to respond
to my posts ????

Benjamin Franklin

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Jan 31, 2007, 10:37:16 PM1/31/07
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You are a BORN GENIUS which is why I joined your rsc WORSHIPPER list.

Benjamin Franklin

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Jan 31, 2007, 11:37:20 PM1/31/07
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"Andrew Dunford" <adun...@artifax.net> wrote in message
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My dear rsc God Andrew Dumbford,

I have NO idea who started this thread. You might want to do some research
and figure it out.

Dave (SA)

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Feb 1, 2007, 1:35:45 PM2/1/07
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But you were the 1st person to respond to the initial thread.

Benjamin Franklin

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Feb 1, 2007, 1:38:30 PM2/1/07
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"Dave (SA)" <daven...@enterprise.co.za> wrote in message
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SO ????????


Dave (SA)

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Feb 1, 2007, 1:39:10 PM2/1/07
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It is my experience that humour struggles to transcend different rooms let
alone different continents.

Well Rugby SH season starts tomorrow so deal with a different set of
lunatics until the Cricket WC.

Which S14 side do you support btw ?

See you on the other side.

Benjamin Franklin

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"Dave (SA)" <daven...@enterprise.co.za> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 1 Feb 2007 11:11:18 +1300, Andrew Dunford wrote:
>
>> "Dave (SA)" <daven...@enterprise.co.za> wrote in message
>> news:1ijdulmaobgoy.1...@40tude.net...
>>> On 31 Jan 2007 10:24:48 -0800, lullin...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>
>>>> Discuss..
>>>
>>> Gee Andrew, you seem to have upset these blokes somewhat?
>>
>> No, no, he was born upset. I see it as my duty to cheer him up.
>>
>> Andrew
>
> It is my experience that humour struggles to transcend different rooms let
> alone different continents.


I PITY human beings like you (ie majority of westerners) who ENJOY
"MANUFACTURED" humor.

Dave (SA)

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Feb 1, 2007, 2:21:11 PM2/1/07
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On Thu, 1 Feb 2007 10:45:29 -0800, Benjamin Franklin wrote:

> "Dave (SA)" <daven...@enterprise.co.za> wrote in message
> news:155ulj0h00ue$.4b0427o95rt2.dlg@40tude.net...
>> On Thu, 1 Feb 2007 11:11:18 +1300, Andrew Dunford wrote:
>>
>>> "Dave (SA)" <daven...@enterprise.co.za> wrote in message
>>> news:1ijdulmaobgoy.1...@40tude.net...
>>>> On 31 Jan 2007 10:24:48 -0800, lullin...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Discuss..
>>>>
>>>> Gee Andrew, you seem to have upset these blokes somewhat?
>>>
>>> No, no, he was born upset. I see it as my duty to cheer him up.
>>>
>>> Andrew
>>
>> It is my experience that humour struggles to transcend different rooms let
>> alone different continents.
>
>
>
>
> I PITY human beings like you (ie majority of westerners) who ENJOY
> "MANUFACTURED" humor.


You don't know anything about me (apart from where I live)
or what I find humorous (there is a lot)
or what I find annoying. (not as much)

I don't even know what manufactured humour you refer to.

Thanks for the good wishes though.
Pity comes in use sometimes.
I'll let you know when I need some.

Pause..., wait for the vitriol.

Benjamin Franklin

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"Dave (SA)" <daven...@enterprise.co.za> wrote in message
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Good to see you did NOT find these posts from our resident rsc God Andrew
Dumbford "ANNOYING".

Nobody SANE really cares who WON PoTM award
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/66dfc150b5351e18?hl=en&

BUT

CARE about cricinfo's reporting error of WHY some club class match played in
NZ was DELAYED
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/bc79c72498672b09?hl=en&

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/e395b959806215c0?hl=en&

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/e395b959806215c0?hl=en&

shineything

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Feb 2, 2007, 3:53:19 AM2/2/07
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I take it this is all some example of eastern humour. Perhaps you
could explain it to those of us who don't quite get it. Thanks old
chap.

Andrew Dunford

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"Dave (SA)" <daven...@enterprise.co.za> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 1 Feb 2007 11:11:18 +1300, Andrew Dunford wrote:
>
>> "Dave (SA)" <daven...@enterprise.co.za> wrote in message
>> news:1ijdulmaobgoy.1...@40tude.net...
>>> On 31 Jan 2007 10:24:48 -0800, lullin...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>
>>>> Discuss..
>>>
>>> Gee Andrew, you seem to have upset these blokes somewhat?
>>
>> No, no, he was born upset. I see it as my duty to cheer him up.
>>
>> Andrew
>
> It is my experience that humour struggles to transcend different rooms let
> alone different continents.

Whichever continent 'Benajmin Franklin' is on is one that has not yet been
inhabited by any human life form.

> Well Rugby SH season starts tomorrow so deal with a different set of
> lunatics until the Cricket WC.
>
> Which S14 side do you support btw ?

I support the Hurricanes; however as a cricket fan first and foremost, I
refuse to take much notice of rugby played in mid-summer.

Andrew


Benjamin Franklin

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Feb 2, 2007, 12:59:32 PM2/2/07
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"Andrew Dunford" <adun...@artifax.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Dave (SA)" <daven...@enterprise.co.za> wrote in message
> news:155ulj0h00ue$.4b0427o95rt2.dlg@40tude.net...
>> On Thu, 1 Feb 2007 11:11:18 +1300, Andrew Dunford wrote:
>>
>>> "Dave (SA)" <daven...@enterprise.co.za> wrote in message
>>> news:1ijdulmaobgoy.1...@40tude.net...
>>>> On 31 Jan 2007 10:24:48 -0800, lullin...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Discuss..
>>>>
>>>> Gee Andrew, you seem to have upset these blokes somewhat?
>>>
>>> No, no, he was born upset. I see it as my duty to cheer him up.
>>>
>>> Andrew
>>
>> It is my experience that humour struggles to transcend different rooms
>> let
>> alone different continents.
>
> Whichever continent 'Benajmin Franklin' is on is one that has not yet been
> inhabited by any human life form.

Come on, my dear god Andrew Dunford, dont be so harsh on me.....

I WORSHIP you for your cricket genius just like the rest of rsc clowns
here........

Did you make salty hot and sour soup today ?


Benjamin Franklin

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Feb 2, 2007, 1:50:38 PM2/2/07
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"shineything" <shine...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Firstly SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.

Secondly you EXPLAIN to me

WHY "SANE" people DONT CARE about who won PoTM award in a ODI
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/66dfc150b5351e18?hl=en&

BUT

WHY "SANE" people should CARE about dumbfords TOMATO SOUPS and cricinfos
TYPOS and REPORTING ERRORS WHY some fucking Club class match was delayed

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/bc79c72498672b09?hl=en&

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/e395b959806215c0?hl=en&

http://groups.google.com/group/rec.sport.cricket/msg/e395b959806215c0?hl=en&


CONCLUSION:

Andrew DUMBFORD is a HYPOCRITE to the CORE and YOU are a low iq idiot.


Dave (SA)

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Feb 2, 2007, 3:54:49 PM2/2/07
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Now shineything has upset Benjamin Franklin.
The list grows.

Mr Franklin - Why does such a small matter upset you so?
The CAPITAL letters give it away a tad.

Dave (SA)

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Feb 2, 2007, 3:59:39 PM2/2/07
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On Fri, 2 Feb 2007 22:56:22 +1300, Andrew Dunford wrote:

> "Dave (SA)" <daven...@enterprise.co.za> wrote in message
> news:155ulj0h00ue$.4b0427o95rt2.dlg@40tude.net...
>> On Thu, 1 Feb 2007 11:11:18 +1300, Andrew Dunford wrote:
>>
>>> "Dave (SA)" <daven...@enterprise.co.za> wrote in message
>>> news:1ijdulmaobgoy.1...@40tude.net...
>>>> On 31 Jan 2007 10:24:48 -0800, lullin...@yahoo.com wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Discuss..
>>>>
>>>> Gee Andrew, you seem to have upset these blokes somewhat?
>>>
>>> No, no, he was born upset. I see it as my duty to cheer him up.
>>>
>>> Andrew
>>
>> It is my experience that humour struggles to transcend different rooms let
>> alone different continents.
>
> Whichever continent 'Benajmin Franklin' is on is one that has not yet been
> inhabited by any human life form.
>
>> Well Rugby SH season starts tomorrow so deal with a different set of
>> lunatics until the Cricket WC.
>>
>> Which S14 side do you support btw ?
>
> I support the Hurricanes; however as a cricket fan first and foremost, I
> refuse to take much notice of rugby played in mid-summer.
>
> Andrew

Well I support the Sharks of course.

And a month ago I would have said something similar about rugby warm up
games in January with S14 starting on Feb 2nd.

My side plays its 1st game (against the Bulls) in less than 24 hours and I
can't bloody wait.

With the Carlton Series, SA/Pak Series, WC and S14 (not to mention the 6
NAtions) all happening in quick succession (with some substantial overlap)
I will be lucky to be married when the Tri Nations start

Benjamin Franklin

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"Dave (SA)" <daven...@enterprise.co.za> wrote in message
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Human filth on this planet AMUSES me to no end and this FACT was already
ACCEPTED by worlds most powerful entities.

> Mr Franklin - Why does such a small matter upset you so?

Mr Dave SA - Why did such small matter in my comment UPSET YOU ?


> The CAPITAL letters give it away a tad.


As if I care.......

Dave (SA)

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On Fri, 2 Feb 2007 22:05:53 -0800, Benjamin Franklin wrote:

<Snip Rants about tomato soups, insane people and the such like>

>>> CONCLUSION:
>>>
>>> Andrew DUMBFORD is a HYPOCRITE to the CORE and YOU are a low iq idiot.
>>
>> Now shineything has upset Benjamin Franklin.
>> The list grows.
>
>
> Human filth on this planet AMUSES me to no end and this FACT was already
> ACCEPTED by worlds most powerful entities.
>

Who are the worlds most powerful entities and why would they care if human
filth amuses you?
I don't you have a direct hotline to whoever or whatever they may be


>
>> Mr Franklin - Why does such a small matter upset you so?
>
>
> Mr Dave SA - Why did such small matter in my comment UPSET YOU ?
>
>

It didn't upset me. It puzzled me.

The fact that u have been banging this drum and having a crack at your dear
friend Andrew and anyone else that comments on your debate indicates that u
may be a tad upset.
"Low IQ idiot", "Dumbford", "Hypocrite", "Human filth"
makes me wonder

You're not completely happy, are you? (with apologies to Blackadder 2)

Anyway have fun.

PS -> Andrew - Your Tomato Soup problem. I really want to help because I
care. This is important to me.

Make another batch of tomato soup with zero salt then mix the two batches
together. Freeze half. I screw up my curry recipes often.

Any questions just shout.

Benjamin Franklin

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"Dave (SA)" <daven...@enterprise.co.za> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 2 Feb 2007 22:05:53 -0800, Benjamin Franklin wrote:
>
> <Snip Rants about tomato soups, insane people and the such like>
>
>>>> CONCLUSION:
>>>>
>>>> Andrew DUMBFORD is a HYPOCRITE to the CORE and YOU are a low iq idiot.
>>>
>>> Now shineything has upset Benjamin Franklin.
>>> The list grows.
>>
>>
>> Human filth on this planet AMUSES me to no end and this FACT was already
>> ACCEPTED by worlds most powerful entities.
>>
> Who are the worlds most powerful entities and why would they care if human
> filth amuses you?

They care because they found somebody very to the power of very,
unique............

Human filth is that list you are talking about.


> I don't you have a direct hotline to whoever or whatever they may be
>>
>>> Mr Franklin - Why does such a small matter upset you so?
>>
>>
>> Mr Dave SA - Why did such small matter in my comment UPSET YOU ?
>>
>>
>
> It didn't upset me. It puzzled me.


Why did it PUZZLE you ?

> The fact that u have been banging this drum and having a crack at your
> dear
> friend Andrew and anyone else that comments on your debate indicates that
> u
> may be a tad upset.


I am NEVER upset.......I merely GET EVEN.....

> "Low IQ idiot", "Dumbford", "Hypocrite", "Human filth"
> makes me wonder
>
> You're not completely happy, are you? (with apologies to Blackadder 2)


I am ALWAYS happy beating the shit out of self proclaimed rsc owner and
dictator dumbford who decides WHAT CONTENT deserves to be posted and WHOSE
posts deserve to be responded to on rsc.........

> Anyway have fun.


Anyway HAVE FUN discussing dumbfords tomato soups, potato soups and other
noodle soups..........


> PS -> Andrew - Your Tomato Soup problem. I really want to help because I
> care. This is important to me.

> Make another batch of tomato soup with zero salt then mix the two batches
> together. Freeze half. I screw up my curry recipes often.
>
> Any questions just shout.

WHY "SANE" people DONT CARE about who won PoTM award in a ODI

bataclan

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"Dave (SA)" <daven...@enterprise.co.za> wrote in message
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>
> Well I support the Sharks of course.
>
> And a month ago I would have said something similar about rugby warm up
> games in January with S14 starting on Feb 2nd.
>
> My side plays its 1st game (against the Bulls) in less than 24 hours and I
> can't bloody wait.
>
> With the Carlton Series, SA/Pak Series, WC and S14 (not to mention the 6
> NAtions) all happening in quick succession (with some substantial overlap)
> I will be lucky to be married when the Tri Nations start

If you're such a rugby fan, I'm surprised that you're getting married when
the Tri Nations starts


Dave (SA)

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Feb 3, 2007, 3:14:47 AM2/3/07
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Been married for 7 years.

Every year rugby season gets me into trouble.
This year will be worse because of WC rugby, WC cricket. S14, Tri Nations
and our own Currie Cup all congested

I suspect I will survive.
I have to leave the wife with a challenge.
Maybe she can change me?

Wives the world over make this mistake.
Rugby/Cricket, Sex, Breathing and none of them at the same time.
Try having sex with one eye on the match

Tabula Rasa

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On Feb 3, 4:14 pm, "Dave (SA)" <davenos...@enterprise.co.za> wrote:
> Wives the world over make this mistake.
> Rugby/Cricket, Sex, Breathing and none of them at the same time.
> Try having sex with one eye on the match

Sex with a hooker, perhaps? (But not a prop-forward.)

Geoff Muldoon

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adun...@artifax.net says...

>
> I support the Hurricanes; however as a cricket fan first and foremost, I
> refuse to take much notice of rugby played in mid-summer.

And the Reds beat them .. and beat them up ...

GM

Andrew Dunford

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Feb 4, 2007, 6:42:02 PM2/4/07
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"Dave (SA)" <daven...@enterprise.co.za> wrote in message
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<snip>

> PS -> Andrew - Your Tomato Soup problem. I really want to help because I
> care. This is important to me.
>
> Make another batch of tomato soup with zero salt then mix the two batches
> together. Freeze half. I screw up my curry recipes often.

This is an excellent strategy. Unfortunately the soup has now been
simmering on the stove for nine months and is beginning to look/smell a bit
strange.

Another time, perhaps.

<snip>

Andrew


Stex

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Feb 4, 2007, 8:06:16 PM2/4/07
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On Feb 5, 9:42 am, "Andrew Dunford" <adunf...@artifax.net> wrote:
> "Dave (SA)" <davenos...@enterprise.co.za> wrote in message

I did have a wonderful Potato and Leek Soup on Saturday night. Almost
reminded me of wellington as the air conditioning was turned down to
about 6 degrees. Nothing better that hot soup on a cold day.

Stex

Benjamin Franklin

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Feb 4, 2007, 10:27:45 PM2/4/07
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"Stex" <stex...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Buddy,

Post the recipe for potato and leek soup here. I love hot soups on a cold
day too.

Peace.


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