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3 extra cock suckers playing for Australia - Benson,Bucknor, and the 3rd Umpire !

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ark...@yahoo.com

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Jan 1, 2008, 11:50:13 PM1/1/08
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What a friggin Joke !!

Crains

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Jan 1, 2008, 11:55:58 PM1/1/08
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On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 20:50:13 -0800, arkcto wrote:

> What a friggin Joke !!

Exactly, as a neutral this whole day has been a big freaking joke. India
has played the better cricket by far, and if not for incompetent umpires
Australia would be in big trouble.

Why doesn't the ICC penalise umpires for their incompetence? How can they
get away with this time and time again.

prakmel

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Jan 1, 2008, 11:56:00 PM1/1/08
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On Jan 2, 12:50 pm, ark...@yahoo.com wrote:
> What a friggin Joke !!

Nothing new. Always happens when Australia is in trouble.

No wonder Aussies don't want technology.

Is there any code of conduct to prevent this daylight cheating by the
umpires?

Crains

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Jan 1, 2008, 11:57:42 PM1/1/08
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Exactly, I've noticed quite a significant number of bad decisions being
made in favor of Australia over the years. As if the umpires are afraid
of them. Mark my word, all doubtful decisions against India will be given
out by the same jokers in this match.

prakmel

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Jan 2, 2008, 12:12:36 AM1/2/08
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Agreed. Though to show their supposed neutrality, they will
deliberately make a couple of errors - usually for the lower order
batsmen.

And the Aussies can then claim that things even out.

Geico Caveman

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Jan 2, 2008, 12:15:21 AM1/2/08
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prakmel wrote:

> On Jan 2, 12:57 pm, Crains <no-re...@none.com> wrote:
>> On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 20:56:00 -0800, prakmel wrote:
>> > On Jan 2, 12:50 pm, ark...@yahoo.com wrote:
>> >> What a friggin Joke !!
>>
>> > Nothing new. Always happens when Australia is in trouble.
>>
>> > No wonder Aussies don't want technology.
>>
>> > Is there any code of conduct to prevent this daylight cheating by the
>> > umpires?
>>
>> Exactly, I've noticed quite a significant number of bad decisions being
>> made in favor of Australia over the years. As if the umpires are afraid
>> of them. Mark my word, all doubtful decisions against India will be given
>> out by the same jokers in this match.
>
> Agreed. Though to show their supposed neutrality, they will
> deliberately make a couple of errors - usually for the lower order
> batsmen.
>
> And the Aussies can then claim that things even out.

If you include the vampire batsman score like I have suggested, it will put
an end to any such nonsense.

An umpire reprieving Ponting and then reprieving RP Singh in the same match
does NOT even things out.

Umpires' score against India so far = 38+36=74 runs so far. Percentage of
Aussie score = 27.9%.

Ian Galbraith

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Jan 2, 2008, 1:02:49 AM1/2/08
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On Wed, 2 Jan 2008 04:55:58 +0000 (UTC), Crains wrote:

> On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 20:50:13 -0800, arkcto wrote:
>
>> What a friggin Joke !!
>
> Exactly, as a neutral this whole day has been a big freaking joke. India
> has played the better cricket by far, and if not for incompetent umpires
> Australia would be in big trouble.

They would still have been in big trouble if India hadn't sat back on
their laurels once Hogg came in. So Symonds was gifted a life, doesn't
explain why they can't get Hogg or even another chance off Symonds. If
Australia was 2 for 300 you'd have a complaint but you have no complaint
when after having the Australians 6 for 134 you can't press the advantage
despite the umpires.

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Geico Caveman

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Jan 2, 2008, 1:14:58 AM1/2/08
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Ian Galbraith wrote:

That is like asking them to get 12-13 wickets instead of the required 10.
Get real. A reprieve to a top class player like Ponting and Symonds is
costly, and I do not care if you are West Indies with Marshall and Holding
in your ranks.

Ian Galbraith

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Jan 2, 2008, 1:26:23 AM1/2/08
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On Tue, 01 Jan 2008 23:14:58 -0700, Geico Caveman wrote:

> Ian Galbraith wrote:
[snip]

>> They would still have been in big trouble if India hadn't sat back on
>> their laurels once Hogg came in. So Symonds was gifted a life, doesn't
>> explain why they can't get Hogg or even another chance off Symonds. If
>> Australia was 2 for 300 you'd have a complaint but you have no complaint
>> when after having the Australians 6 for 134 you can't press the advantage
>> despite the umpires.
>>
>
> That is like asking them to get 12-13 wickets instead of the required 10.
> Get real.

You get real, having them 6 for 134 means they should have been able to,
they let Australia off the hook regardless of the umpires.

> A reprieve to a top class player like Ponting and Symonds is
> costly, and I do not care if you are West Indies with Marshall and Holding
> in your ranks.

Symonds who has only scored 1 century before today. He's a good batsman
but he plays with a lot of risk. And then there was Hogg.

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prakmel

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Jan 2, 2008, 1:26:29 AM1/2/08
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On Jan 2, 1:15 pm, Geico Caveman <spammers-go-h...@spam.invalid>
wrote:

You are being far too kind. The total you have given is only for the
runs made by the batsmen who were out.

However, you ignore the runs made by the batsmen at the other end not
having to bat with tailenders as well as the increased confidence that
the remaining batsmen have with an improved scorecard.

Mark Shea

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Jan 2, 2008, 2:58:42 AM1/2/08
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Ian Galbraith wrote:

> Symonds who has only scored 1 century before today. He's a good batsman
> but he plays with a lot of risk. And then there was Hogg.

That's true. Symonds looked fairly uncomfortable until he reached
70, at which point he finally overtook Hogg.

Just quietly, a few of those balls really dug into the pitch and
leapt - Hogg's not done in this match, methinks.

Mark Shea

alvey

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Jan 2, 2008, 3:12:56 AM1/2/08
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On Tue, 1 Jan 2008 22:26:29 -0800 (PST), prakmel wrote:


>
> However, you ignore the runs made by the batsmen at the other end not
> having to bat with tailenders as well as the increased confidence that
> the remaining batsmen have with an improved scorecard.

More rubbish Prakash.
There are no such thing as "tail-enders" when India is bowling.


alvey

Andrew Dunford

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Jan 2, 2008, 3:58:03 AM1/2/08
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"alvey" <alvey_embarr...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1txdfyvyqluad.8...@40tude.net...

Nonsense. The "tail-enders" can easily be identified as the blokes hitting
all the boundaries.

Andrew


nitekat01

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Jan 2, 2008, 7:13:12 AM1/2/08
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thats the dumbest argument i have ever heard in my life!!!...if the
aussies were 2 for 300...etc

6 for 120...a batsmen is out TWICE and not given, that batsmen goes on
to hit a 100 and put the team in the strong position

i think theres a reasonable reason for complaint!

alvey

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Jan 2, 2008, 7:21:55 AM1/2/08
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On Wed, 2 Jan 2008 04:13:12 -0800 (PST), nitekat01 wrote:


>
> i think theres a reasonable reason for complaint!

rsc should raise some revenue and charge for all this venting.


alvey
in briz, thinking there can't be much difference between Aust's total and
the number of Indian whinges.

gur...@yahoo.com

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Jan 2, 2008, 9:05:47 AM1/2/08
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even accounting for few umpiring errors (that would always be in
sports), indians to let oz score from 133/6 to 370+/7 shows how
ineffective their bowling in less friendly conditions really is..
i would say that was downright pathetic.

kipps

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Jan 2, 2008, 9:15:49 AM1/2/08
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Bucknor [the Niggerian] scored 120 runs for the Aussies??

Ian Galbraith

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Jan 2, 2008, 9:03:57 PM1/2/08
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On Wed, 2 Jan 2008 04:13:12 -0800 (PST), nitekat01 wrote:

> On 2 Jan, 06:02, Ian Galbraith <m...@privacy.net> wrote:

[snip]

>> They would still have been in big trouble if India hadn't sat back on
>> their laurels once Hogg came in. So Symonds was gifted a life, doesn't
>> explain why they can't get Hogg or even another chance off Symonds. If
>> Australia was 2 for 300 you'd have a complaint but you have no complaint
>> when after having the Australians 6 for 134 you can't press the advantage
>> despite the umpires.

> thats the dumbest argument i have ever heard in my life!!!...if the


> aussies were 2 for 300...etc

> 6 for 120...a batsmen is out TWICE and not given, that batsmen goes on
> to hit a 100 and put the team in the strong position

> i think theres a reasonable reason for complaint!

Bad decisions favoured Australia by only 2-1 (not counting LBWs), India
had Australia 6 for 134, no there's not really cause for the ranting that
has gone on in the newsgroup.

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nitekat01

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Jan 3, 2008, 8:09:55 AM1/3/08
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before the series most indian supporters wondered whether we had the
ability to get 10 wickets let alone 20. So very insightful comment on
your part.

is your argument that if india were good enough to get symonds out 3
times they should have been good enough to get him out 4 times?

pontings dismissal, symonds edge and stumping were pretty
obvious...and are just the run of the "unlucky" decisions...

personally i think if it had been given india would have wrapped the
tail up pretty quick as they did in Melbourne. obviously well never
know.

eusebius

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Jan 3, 2008, 9:58:18 AM1/3/08
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On Jan 3, 12:03 pm, Ian Galbraith <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
> On Wed, 2 Jan 2008 04:13:12 -0800 (PST), nitekat01 wrote:
> > On 2 Jan, 06:02, Ian Galbraith <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
>
> [snip]
>
> >> They would still have been in big trouble if India hadn't sat back on
> >> their laurels once Hogg came in. So Symonds was gifted a life, doesn't
> >> explain why they can't get Hogg or even another chance off Symonds. If
> >> Australia was 2 for 300 you'd have a complaint but you have no complaint
> >> when after having the Australians 6 for 134 you can't press the advantage
> >> despite the umpires.
> > thats the dumbest argument i have ever heard in my life!!!...if the
> > aussies were 2 for 300...etc
> > 6 for 120...a batsmen is out TWICE and not given, that batsmen goes on
> > to hit a 100 and put the team in the strong position
> > i think theres a reasonable reason for complaint!
>
> Bad decisions favoured Australia by only 2-1 (not counting LBWs), India
> had Australia 6 for 134, no there's not really cause for the ranting that
> has gone on in the newsgroup.

Well, it was reasonably predictable that there would be such. Mind
you, considering Symonds charmed life. Why discount the lbws, also?
Certainly the missed snick by Bucknor was an absolute howler. I'd be
howling too, if I was desperately hoping for one team to win and the
opposition were gifted such an egregious error. The fact that Symonds
has only rubbed salt into the wound...would only rub salt into the
wound.

Bucknor needs to retire or stand down now.

Bring back Hair!!!And not the musical.

Rodney Ulyate

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Jan 3, 2008, 10:21:18 AM1/3/08
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eusebius yelled:
[...]

> Bring back Hair!!!And not the musical.

It's made a very successful return to South African theatres.

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Geico Caveman

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Jan 3, 2008, 12:23:14 PM1/3/08
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prakmel wrote:

>> If you include the vampire batsman score like I have suggested, it will
>> put an end to any such nonsense.
>>
>> An umpire reprieving Ponting and then reprieving RP Singh in the same
>> match does NOT even things out.
>>
>> Umpires' score against India so far = 38+36=74 runs so far. Percentage of
>> Aussie score = 27.9%.
>
> You are being far too kind. The total you have given is only for the
> runs made by the batsmen who were out.

Perhaps. But it is the only measureable thing. Once you have indisputable
numbers that no sane person can argue against, even if they are gross
underestimates according to some people, it shuts down any nonsense
spouting arguments.

This is also the reason I am ignoring any LBW decisions (except inside edges
resulting in wrongful dismissals of non-vampire batsmen). LBWs are mostly
subjective and can give rise to all kinds of arguments.

eusebius

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Jan 5, 2008, 4:00:49 AM1/5/08
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On Jan 4, 1:21 am, Rodney Ulyate <rodney.uly...@gmail.com>
asseverated:
> eusebiusyelled:

> [...]
>
> > Bring back Hair!!!And not the musical.
>
> It's made a very successful return to South African theatres.
>
> --
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Was baldness the norm hitherto?
Perhaps the norm is now nudeness.

Rodney Ulyate

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Jan 5, 2008, 9:01:18 AM1/5/08
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eusebius sniggered, completely muddled, and suddenly began coughing so
violently that for about two minutes he could not continue:

> On Jan 4, 1:21 am, Rodney Ulyate <rodney.uly...@gmail.com>
> asseverated:
>> eusebiusyelled:
>> [...]
>>> Bring back Hair!!!And not the musical.
>> It's made a very successful return to South African theatres.
[...]

> Was baldness the norm hitherto?

Actually, yes. It is apparently a tacit prerequisite for South African
thespians to have at the very least receding hairlines. I cannot
remember when last I went to the theatre without being dazzled by the glare.

> Perhaps the norm is now nudeness.

I sincerely hope so.

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given not out when I was actually out."
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Rodney Ulyate

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Jan 7, 2008, 2:33:34 AM1/7/08
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I wrote:
> eusebius sniggered, completely muddled, and suddenly began coughing so
> violently that for about two minutes he could not continue:

Kudos to anyone who can tell me where that comes from.

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sdavmor

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Jan 9, 2008, 7:55:19 PM1/9/08
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Rodney Ulyate wrote:
> I wrote:
>> eusebius sniggered, completely muddled, and suddenly began coughing so
>> violently that for about two minutes he could not continue:
>
> Kudos to anyone who can tell me where that comes from.

I'm going to guess a Sherlock Holmes case.
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sdavmor answered:

> Rodney Ulyate wrote:
>> I wrote:
>>> eusebius sniggered, completely muddled, and suddenly began coughing
>>> so violently that for about two minutes he could not continue:
>> Kudos to anyone who can tell me where that comes from.
> I'm going to guess a Sherlock Holmes case.

'Tsactually Fyodor Dostoyevsky's 1955 novel 'The Idiot'.

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Rodney Ulyate

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Jan 10, 2008, 11:15:37 AM1/10/08
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sdavmor answered:

> Rodney Ulyate wrote:
>> I wrote:
>>> eusebius sniggered, completely muddled, and suddenly began coughing
>>> so violently that for about two minutes he could not continue:
>> Kudos to anyone who can tell me where that comes from.
> I'm going to guess a Sherlock Holmes case.

'Tsactually Fyodor Dostoyevsky's 1955 novel 'The Idiot'.

--
Rodney Ulyate

"27.4 Hogg to Styris, no run, huge shot up and over, right out of the
screws as they say 27.5 Hogg to Styris, SIX, defended"
A Cricinfo commentator

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