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Richard Kelly

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Jan 14, 2003, 9:59:09 AM1/14/03
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From the first four albums (Wired World of Sports, It's Just Not Cricket,
12th Man Again and Still the 12th Man) plus any others I remember. I have no
idea how to spell most of them so I just made it up- you get the idea.

Borrowedthe Cardear
Rammatunga Downathroata
Ahfeellikeacurry Wouldyoubeintocomingouttodinna
Shewroteuponit Returntosender
Somejerk Rammedmycar
Giveusahand Tolickeracne
Lonerangersin De Silva
Arivedina Hirecar
Someicantellyou Someareasecret
Graeme Lebroy
Mihandonma Rod
Ahfeel Sickdarl
Brendan Kangaroopoo
Twoslips Andagully
Ahlarvthehuduguru Singha
Smellabitof Aratniker (I don't understand this one)
Rameez Raja
Halfadozen Marsbars
Shewears Ahmed
Alwayscracken Bars
Beegrade Actor
Wasi Akrim
Onlyhas Fourteeth
Learnedtocarve Alamb
Mycars Abitrusty
Cuthis Arminhalf
Soonil Havascar
Areal Muddafarker
Bitofa Cocksarker
Ahwonder Wheresthedunny
Mycar Sabitrusty
Rubbish Binni
Madonnacant Singh
Mohammed Hasabiggun
Snake Charma
Ahlove Slimdusty
Veryfarkin Funny
Dryasa Nunsnasty
Javed-Gemitefor Miandad
Wasimran Amadroota
Whaddyamean Wasi
Ahseefheed Givasheed
Ahdsayheed Givasheed
Ahmeer Sahail
Aqib Mateefinajarbesidabed
Neverbeen Behindbars
Givim Malik
Gotmymushtaq Uphisarse
Ahmed Iminagaybar
Geewhatta Wanqar
Twoslip Sandagarly
Ahmighneed Apootoo
Qadabuncha Lavender


Matt G Pope

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Jan 14, 2003, 11:50:31 AM1/14/03
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"Richard Kelly" <blames...@yahoo.com> spat out
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Whydoncha Pierceyourear
Whynotcha Vaginatoo
> Ahmighneed Apootoo
> Qadabuncha Lavender
Chavdeminada Vaas

And sadness too for Imran Khan, who was left out of this Pakistan team
because his name was just a little too hard to take the piss out of. And
also Abdul Qadir, has been left out of the Pakistan team. I was speaking to
the team manager Learnedtocarve Alamb the other night, and he reckoned that
Abdul Qadir's form had started to go off, ever since he changed his name
from Borrowda Kardear a couple of years ago, and I reckon I'd probably have
to go along with that one.

--
Cheers,

Matt Pope

"Rabish Binni was left out by the selectors last night... but noone
collected him" The 12th Man.

Rats

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Jan 14, 2003, 3:06:55 PM1/14/03
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> Whydoncha Pierceyourear
> Whynotcha Vaginatoo
> > Ahmighneed Apootoo
> > Qadabuncha Lavender
> Chavdeminada Vaas

Ifeellika Chunder (Upula Chanda) and Ineed Apootoo (Attapatu).

> And sadness too for Imran Khan, who was left out of this Pakistan team
> because his name was just a little too hard to take the piss out of. And
> also Abdul Qadir, has been left out of the Pakistan team. I was speaking
to
> the team manager Learnedtocarve Alamb the other night, and he reckoned
that
> Abdul Qadir's form had started to go off, ever since he changed his name
> from Borrowda Kardear a couple of years ago, and I reckon I'd probably
have
> to go along with that one.

I thought it was "I bought a car dear" ...


Mr Scebe

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Jan 15, 2003, 3:23:45 AM1/15/03
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"Rats" <Ra...@nowhere.man.com> wrote in message
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> > Whydoncha Pierceyourear
> > Whynotcha Vaginatoo
> > > Ahmighneed Apootoo
> > > Qadabuncha Lavender
> > Chavdeminada Vaas
>
> Ifeellika Chunder (Upula Chanda) and Ineed Apootoo (Attapatu).

Sleazy Winebars. (He was an early opener)

--
Mr Scebe
Losers always whine about their 'best'.
Winners go home and fuck the prom queen".
~Sean Connery in "The Rock"

Geoff New

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