Mexican Doorbells

[BOP]

Mexican Doorbells are stupid.

When most people go to someone's house to pick them up at six o'clock in the
morning (especially, but not limited to Sunday morning) they are keenly
aware that much of the neighborhood is probably still asleep. So they
quietly exit their car and walk up to the door of the house and ring the
standard doorbell, a small button device found at the front entrance to most
modern homes. This alerts the occupants of the house (who, presumably, are
waiting for their arrival) that they have arrived and are ready to go.

Not Mexicans. Mexicans honk their fucking horns. They honk and honk and
honk. All times of the day or night, they honk honk honk and if the person
they are there to pick up doesn't come out they honk again - only longer
this time. They honk up a motherfucking storm loud enough to raise the
dead - ANYTHING - so long as they don't have to drag their fat, stupid, lazy
asses out of their fucking cars and (heaven forbid) WALK TO THE FUCKING DOOR
TO RING THE NON-MEXICAN DOORBELL.

This is especially problematic because only one in ten Mexicans actually own
a car, so they are constantly picking each other up or being picked up.
Whatever you do, don't ever find yourself living surrounded by Mexicans,
unless you have a car horn fetish.

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[ne...@millions.com]

Easy to see, you're hell-bent on making friends by the end of the
year. So what is your win-loss record?

Happy New Year (Un Año Nuevo feliz y próspero feliz)!

DCI

[rainy...@heaven.com]

Racist bigot. And ignorant as well, as are all
racists.

<plonk>

In article <VvM_m.128375$Wf2.1...@newsfe23.iad>,

[Fred]

On 30-Dec-2009, rainy...@heaven.com wrote:

> Racist bigot. And ignorant as well, as are all
> racists.
>
> <plonk>

I agree
A racist a- hole

<plonk>

Fred

[ne...@millions.com]

On Wed, 30 Dec 2009 21:41:29 GMT, "Fred" <fle...@highaltitudes.net>
wrote:

Fred, if you give it a little thought, racists are assholes.

DCI

[rainy...@heaven.com]

In article <t6loj5hfk6sou35p2...@4ax.com>,
ne...@millions.com wrote:

> Fred, if you give it a little thought, racists are assholes.
>
> DCI

Sounds to me like he DID give it some thought,
and came up with the only truthful conclusion.

Racists, in one form or another, are going to cause
the destruction of the world one day. Bank on it.

[ne...@millions.com]

I would suggest not running around the neighborhood yelling about it.

Happy New Year!