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Why do stupid basketball fans think Shaq can fight?

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Sal

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May 11, 2008, 6:56:55 PM5/11/08
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Shaq's always been a coward to always picks on guys smaller than him.
He once made the mistake of picking a fight with the then smaller
Barkley, and got his ass handed to himself by Barkley. This perfectly
demonstartes what a coward Shaq really is.


Shaq always like to elbow smaller guys like Mutombo, David Robinson,
Andrew Bynum, Hakeem Olajuwon, etc in the face with just about every
offensive move he makes. Shaq must average 100 offensive fouls a game
in his career if the refs actually called it. Shaq does all this to
little guys, but he's afraid to face somebody twice his size. Shaq's
at a a WWE event, but Shaq' AFRAID to get into th ring with the 7'3"
450lbs Great Khali(who has an 800lbs bench press, 85" chest and 30"
upper arms). Shaq was afraid how skinny and weak he'd look next to the
bigger stronger Khali.
The Great Khali's Photo
http://i4.tinypic.com/110lspi.jpg
Shaq's photo
http://www.kalb.com/img-full/images/sports/shaq.jpg
Shaq likes to act tough with little guys like this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9xSWMF5BeQU
http://youtube.com/watch?v=u7cHuPlFclE&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_oDFeAbnyL8&feature=related


When a bigger stronger guy comes along, all of a sudden Shaq becomes a
shrinking violet:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6pXxmfHz4SM

BTW, for all the ignorant people who think Khali can't fight just
because he's now a pro wrestler.
He used to be a COP, in the Indian Special Forces, a Champion Greco
Roman Wrestler, a Pro Bodybuilder, and a 5th degree black belt in the
Indian martial art of kalari, a 3rd degree black belt in Judo, and a
2nd degree black belt in Akido. He'd squash Shaq like a bug. After
seeing Hong Kong Choi's performance against Fedor, I'd say Khali has a
good a shot as anyone in the world of beating Fedor too.

Shaun

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May 12, 2008, 12:25:43 AM5/12/08
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On May 11, 4:56 pm, Sal <jackwhite...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Shaq's always been a coward to always picks on guys smaller than him.
> He once made the mistake of picking a fight with the then smaller
> Barkley, and got his ass handed to himself by Barkley. This perfectly
> demonstartes what a coward Shaq really is.
>
> Shaq always like to elbow smaller guys like Mutombo, David Robinson,
> Andrew Bynum, Hakeem Olajuwon, etc in the face with just about every
> offensive move he makes. Shaq must average 100 offensive fouls a game
> in his career if the refs actually called it. Shaq does all this to
> little guys, but he's afraid to face somebody twice his size. Shaq's
> at a a WWE event, but Shaq' AFRAID to get into th ring with the 7'3"
> 450lbs Great Khali(who has an 800lbs bench press, 85" chest and 30"
> upper arms). Shaq was afraid how skinny and weak he'd look next to the
> bigger stronger Khali.
> The Great Khali's Photohttp://i4.tinypic.com/110lspi.jpg
> Shaq's photohttp://www.kalb.com/img-full/images/sports/shaq.jpg
> Shaq likes to act tough with little guys like this:http://youtube.com/watch?v=9xSWMF5BeQUhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=u7cHuPlFclE&feature=relatedhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=_oDFeAbnyL8&feature=related

>
> When a bigger stronger guy comes along, all of a sudden Shaq becomes a
> shrinking violet:http://youtube.com/watch?v=6pXxmfHz4SM
>
> BTW, for all the ignorant people who think Khali can't fight just
> because he's now a pro wrestler.
> He used to be a COP, in the Indian Special Forces, a Champion Greco
> Roman Wrestler, a Pro Bodybuilder, and a 5th degree black belt in the
> Indian martial art of kalari, a 3rd degree black belt in Judo, and a
> 2nd degree black belt in Akido. He'd squash Shaq like a bug. After
> seeing Hong Kong Choi's performance against Fedor, I'd say Khali has a
> good a shot as anyone in the world of beating Fedor too.

Great story, Goober!

u...@invalid.net

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May 12, 2008, 5:29:00 AM5/12/08
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On Sun, 11 May 2008 15:56:55 -0700 (PDT),
in article
<7aad8d4a-a36e-4303...@a1g2000hsb.googlegroups.com>,
Sal <jackwh...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Shaq's always been a coward to always picks on guys smaller than him.

Who isn't?

Rob S

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May 12, 2008, 9:09:26 PM5/12/08
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he knows shaq-fu

"Sal" <jackwh...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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BooBo...@gmail.com

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May 12, 2008, 11:30:58 PM5/12/08
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On May 12, 9:09 pm, "Rob S" <1...@1.com> wrote:
> he knows shaq-fu
>
> "Sal" <jackwhite...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > good a shot as anyone in the world of beating Fedor too.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -


Shaq also knows 'bank-fu' as in $300,000,000 in the bank--
also barely knows who Khali is and does not care.

YumYumPandaburger

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May 14, 2008, 9:45:43 AM5/14/08
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On 12 mei, 00:56, Sal <jackwhite...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Shaq's always been a coward to always picks on guys smaller than him.
> He once made the mistake of picking a fight with the then smaller
> Barkley, and got his ass handed to himself by Barkley. This perfectly
> demonstartes what a coward Shaq really is.
>
> Shaq always like to elbow smaller guys like Mutombo, David Robinson,
> Andrew Bynum, Hakeem Olajuwon, etc in the face with just about every
> offensive move he makes. Shaq must average 100 offensive fouls a game
> in his career if the refs actually called it. Shaq does all this to
> little guys, but he's afraid to face somebody twice his size. Shaq's
> at a a WWE event, but Shaq' AFRAID to get into th ring with the 7'3"
> 450lbs Great Khali(who has an 800lbs bench press, 85" chest and 30"
> upper arms). Shaq was afraid how skinny and weak he'd look next to the
> bigger stronger Khali.
> The Great Khali's Photohttp://i4.tinypic.com/110lspi.jpg
> Shaq's photohttp://www.kalb.com/img-full/images/sports/shaq.jpg
> Shaq likes to act tough with little guys like this:http://youtube.com/watch?v=9xSWMF5BeQUhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=u7cHuPlFclE&feature=relatedhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=_oDFeAbnyL8&feature=related

>
> When a bigger stronger guy comes along, all of a sudden Shaq becomes a
> shrinking violet:http://youtube.com/watch?v=6pXxmfHz4SM
>
> BTW, for all the ignorant people who think Khali can't fight just
> because he's now a pro wrestler.
> He used to be a COP, in the Indian Special Forces, a Champion Greco
> Roman Wrestler, a Pro Bodybuilder, and a 5th degree black belt in the
> Indian martial art of kalari, a 3rd degree black belt in Judo, and a
> 2nd degree black belt in Akido. He'd squash Shaq like a bug. After
> seeing Hong Kong Choi's performance against Fedor, I'd say Khali has a
> good a shot as anyone in the world of beating Fedor too.

He would probably f'ck you, and 99% of the general population up
though. Without breaking a sweat.

Darlene Duggan

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May 17, 2008, 10:11:40 PM5/17/08
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That's not a coward, that's a very smart person.


ne...@millions.com

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May 18, 2008, 12:13:17 AM5/18/08
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On Sun, 18 May 2008 02:11:40 GMT, darle...@msn.com (Darlene Duggan)
wrote:

This reminds me of a moment in Kareem Abdul Jabar's latter
playing years before he retired. A basketball fan asked his
friend, "Did you see Kareem's getting a bald spot on the
top of his head." His friend responded, "Who's gong to tell
him?"

DCI

Sal

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May 28, 2008, 10:09:05 PM5/28/08
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> also barely knows who Khali is and does not care.- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

WRONG, Shaq knows who he is and is afraid of him. You can SEE the fear
in Shaq's eyes when 20,000+ are begging Shaq to get into the ring with
the MUCH MUCH bigger MUCH MUCH stronger Khali and Shaq's afraid.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6pXxmfHz4SM

u...@invalid.net

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May 28, 2008, 10:44:54 PM5/28/08
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On Wed, 28 May 2008 19:09:05 -0700 (PDT),
in article
<4b8cc4fc-c5dd-4c86...@l64g2000hse.googlegroups.com>,
Sal <jackwh...@yahoo.com> wrote:

Fedor would probably fight Shaq

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