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Roy Jones in Matrix 2 ("Reloaded")

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Emanuel Berg

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Nov 3, 2013, 7:58:28 AM11/3/13
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I just saw "The Matrix Reloaded" which is the second
part of the Matrix trilogy. I thought all the while,
"Man, that guy looks so much like Roy Jones, Jr." I
Googled it, hoping anyone would have made the same
observation/association, and guess what? You nailed it,
it is *him*!

And why not? I suppose he has that moviestar appearance
with those thick, masculine traits! But why isn't he in
any fight scenes? If there ever was a fighter in the
heavier divisions with "Matrix" hand-speed, it is he.

Next time, with him, Pacquiao, and Donaire, they won't
have to bother with special effects :)

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Nov 3, 2013, 2:47:33 PM11/3/13
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On 03/11/2013 17:58, Emanuel Berg wrote:
> I just saw "The Matrix Reloaded" which is the second
> part of the Matrix trilogy. I thought all the while,
> "Man, that guy looks so much like Roy Jones, Jr." I
> Googled it, hoping anyone would have made the same
> observation/association, and guess what? You nailed it,
> it is *him*!
>
> And why not? I suppose he has that moviestar appearance
> with those thick, masculine traits! But why isn't he in
> any fight scenes? If there ever was a fighter in the
> heavier divisions with "Matrix" hand-speed, it is he.
>
> Next time, with him, Pacquiao, and Donaire, they won't
> have to bother with special effects :)
>


Around the time TMR was released I heard that the video game to the
movie had more scenes with Jones Jr in it. Never played the video
game so I can't tell you if those scenes had RJJ doing action stuff
as well.

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Hg

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Nov 3, 2013, 2:48:37 PM11/3/13
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On 03/11/2013 17:58, Emanuel Berg wrote:
> I just saw "The Matrix Reloaded" which is the second
> part of the Matrix trilogy. I thought all the while,
> "Man, that guy looks so much like Roy Jones, Jr." I
> Googled it, hoping anyone would have made the same
> observation/association, and guess what? You nailed it,
> it is *him*!
>
> And why not? I suppose he has that moviestar appearance
> with those thick, masculine traits! But why isn't he in
> any fight scenes? If there ever was a fighter in the
> heavier divisions with "Matrix" hand-speed, it is he.
>
> Next time, with him, Pacquiao, and Donaire, they won't
> have to bother with special effects :)
>

Tony

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Nov 3, 2013, 3:16:27 PM11/3/13
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That SOB Van Owen

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Nov 4, 2013, 4:08:43 PM11/4/13
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On Sun, 03 Nov 2013 13:58:28 +0100, Emanuel Berg <email clipped>
wrote:

>I just saw "The Matrix Reloaded" which is the second
>part of the Matrix trilogy. I thought all the while,
>"Man, that guy looks so much like Roy Jones, Jr." I
>Googled it, hoping anyone would have made the same
>observation/association, and guess what? You nailed it,
>it is *him*!
>
>And why not? I suppose he has that moviestar appearance
>with those thick, masculine traits! But why isn't he in
>any fight scenes? If there ever was a fighter in the
>heavier divisions with "Matrix" hand-speed, it is he.
>
>Next time, with him, Pacquiao, and Donaire, they won't
>have to bother with special effects :)

One needs a lot more than even Roy Jones Junior handspeed to go up
against an agent in the Matrix. Smith over Jones at 0:17 of round 1.

That SOB Van Owen

DCI

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Nov 4, 2013, 11:18:33 PM11/4/13
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Nope! The altered reality in a movie can't out-do the reality of Jones, Jr.'s hand speed. ;)

DCI
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