Jennifer Love Hewitt unriddles Breasts
Andre Figueiredo
Perky actress Jennifer Love Hewitt finds the fascination with breasts
bizarre. She says, "I think it's hysterical, to be honest. I really
don't get the fascination with boobs. I really don't understand. I
mean they're just...fat. There's nothing interesting about them. Sure
they look good in the right dress, but why obsess about it? Every time
I go out in public they post a new picture up and they write things
like: 'Does the left one look bigger than the right?' It's
ridiculous."
Jen's right, tits are just blobs of fat, I rather wake up everyday
with my hand magically playing with my nuts.
My left nut is bigger than the right, I always took it as a sign to
vote for the Democratic Party.
I wonder if Jenny has ever seen Photos of Ruddock, Gerald Nobles or
Butterbean's tities?
Andre
Spectra 137
> Jennifer Love Hewitt Doesn't Understand Breasts
She sure doesn't. Over three years ago, when her first movie
came out, she was a meteoric rising star, everything was coming
up perfect, she was doing well. But on Usenet and elsewhere,
they talked a lot about her breasts. In fact, they talked about
her getting a breast reduction, feeding into the anti big breast
bigotry that dominates media. They also said that if she got
a breast reduction, her career would falter. Well, between then
and the next movie sequel, she got it done, but didn't tell
anyone. Since then her career has fallen down, down, down. The
once super bright star has been reduced to Noxema commercials.
The last movie she made, with Sigorney Weaver, showed her breast
reduction boobies had melted down to the point where they were
as saggy as Sigorney Weaver, who is over twice her age. No
big thing, that movie, inspite of how well it was advertised.
They really did warn her, but she got the reduction anyway. To
hell with her male fans, right? Reductionism, and modern lies
and medical propaganda is the ship she attached herself to.
She still can't realize that her career nosedived because she
altered her body this way..her denial simply never ends. Why
doesn't she just look at reality? No, she cannot. Instead, she
continues with statements like the above, breast reduction
propaganda, designed no doubt to incur the favors of the
ruling reductionist elitests that she hopes will favor her
with new deals. Well, all the deals in the world won't help
her if the public demand is no longer there.
Cracks me up, she appeared briefly on the Jay Leno Show. She
is all thin, and young, but the outfit she had demonstrated
how saggy her breast reduced breasts have become in just
three years since the surgery. They seem to just evaporate,
as if they have no substance, although their saggyness is
good for outfits that want to smoosh the breasts into shapes
to please the outfit (see HeartBreakers for more of this
super mallibility of the boobs). I could tell that Jay
was holding back the tremendous compulsion to ask her why
her boobs now are smaller than they were when she was fourteen
and first appeared on the show "Byrds of Paradise" in 1993.
>
> Perky actress Jennifer Love Hewitt finds the fascination with breasts
> bizarre. She says, "I think it's hysterical, to be honest. I really
> don't get the fascination with boobs. I really don't understand. I
> mean they're just...fat. There's nothing interesting about them. Sure
> they look good in the right dress, but why obsess about it? Every time
> I go out in public they post a new picture up and they write things
> like: 'Does the left one look bigger than the right?' It's
> ridiculous."
Mostly, there were so many images appearing about JLH when
she did that one first movie, I Know What You Did Last Summer,
that her boobs at the time have been immortalized on the
internet and in many peoples minds. For a long time after
her breast reduction, her boobs continued due to the
persistant reputation that she had achieved. But reality,
the way she is now, someone ought to tell her that she
is no longer much of a breastess, and she should knock
off this repetitive stupidity about her breasts...cos
no one really cares, and its all a bunch of bull. She started
this talk when she had natural boobs, but to continue it
now that her boobs are unnatural looking artificially reduced
remnants and fake (yes, virginia, if you look at the details,
breast reduction boobs are not real looking, their shape
is wrong, and they are too infirm and they sag in bizarre
ways) it is just totally ridiculous. Methinks she is also
trying desperately to hide the fact that she got reduction
a while ago, as she has, to my knowledge, never admitted
to this.
Andre Figueiredo
Very insightful and entertaining post, I enjoyed reading it very much.
What about Briteny Spears' breasts, give us your expert opinion on
what exactly happened?
Andre
vizcaya
is due to the fact she lost a lot of weight and her tits suffered. If Love
really was so upset about people making a big deal about her tits, she
wouldnt have donr that TiT movie Heartbreakers.
Vizcaya
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Todd
spake:
>I dont think she had a breast reduction. The reason her breasts seem smaller
>is due to the fact she lost a lot of weight and her tits suffered. If Love
>really was so upset about people making a big deal about her tits, she
>wouldnt have donr that TiT movie Heartbreakers.
>
Unless her tits are being used as speed bags, this has nothing to do
with boxing.
Todd
Vizcaya
Todd, Her tits can be used as speedbags. They are speed bags for my
balls, as Im slamming her face with my cock.
Vizcaya
VanCanSte
>balls, as Im slamming her face with my cock
You really need a girlfriend very badly.
VAN
Todd
The question is, does the girlfriend need him? I think not.
Todd