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Debra Li

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Aug 17, 2006, 3:00:38 AM8/17/06

These lies are displayed prominently on Fast Larry's web site....

Lie #1 - He is a professional billiards and pool player.

TRUTH - Larry is a liar. He's nothing more than a APA hack (SL3 at the
most) with delusions of grandeur. Rack 'em up, Grindinger - I'll kick
your ass!

Lie #2 - He is also a former TASA world trick-shot champion.

TRUTH - TASA was an organization started by Fast Larry. Initially he
crowned himself as The World Champion. The two events held by TASA were

won by Tom Rossman. There is NO record of Larry ever winning anything
with
TASA or anything else for that matter. Most people have never heard of
Fast Larry, and if they have heard of him - they ask - "Isn't that the
idiot from the
internet?" That is Fast Larry's claim to fame. He is an internet
asshole.

Lie #3 - Larry was proclaimed to be a billiards expert by Mike Shamos
in Billiards Digest.

TRUTH - Larry has shamelessly e-mailed Mr. Shamos constantly over the
past few years. He wants you to stop, bird-brain. You've already proved

that you are a pain in the ass, now go away.

Lie #4 - Larry is also a UPA men's 9 ball touring pro ranked in the top

76 best players in the world.

TRUTH - Larry gets points for just showing up. He has NEVER won a match

on the pro tour - he's a walk over and everyone knows that except -
Fast Larry.

Lie #5 - Larry became the fastest player alive in 1994, pocketing all
15 billiard balls in just 33.9 seconds, hence the handle " Fast Larry
."

TRUTH - Larry goes two and out very quickly in every tournament he
enters - hence the handle - "Fast Larry. "

Lie #6 - Quotes on his web site - "Larry you are The Great One. The
best shotmaker I ever saw." - Ray Martin , 3 time World Champion and
BCA Hall of Famer.

TRUTH - Just by chance I ran into Ray Martin recently. I asked him
about this and he told me that he had NEVER heard of you. He had no
idea who you were or what you did. He didn't even know about your dumb
ass dog. So you lied again you big pile of monkey poop.

Lie #7 - Fast Larry and Wonder Dog tour the world performing over 100
mind boggling trick shots. They are one of the top entertaining acts in

the game.

TRUTH - They didn't even sell out Sheboygen. Larry misses every shot he

tries, and the only people that are entertained are the people that
laugh at him looking stupid with his idiot visor, loud hawaiian shirts,

and stupid sunglasses on his dog.

Lie #8 - Minnesota Fats, his original teacher gave him his nickname,
because he played fast and loose.

TRUTH - Minnesota Fats NEVER trained Fast Larry, nor is there any proof

that he had ever met him. Larry has tried to emulate Minnesota Fats,
but all he has accomplished is his reputation as an internet asshole.

Lie #9 - (Compilation) His high run is 274 balls. He holds the world
record for the high run at rotation, 75 balls, and the most balls made
on the break at 8 & 9 balls, eight balls fell. He tied the PBT most ran

racks record at 9 ball.

TRUTH - Bullshit. Bullshit. Bullshit. & Bullshit. Fast Larry never
competed on the PBT. He couldn't have. Larry was an APA6 when the PBT
was in existence. The PBT did not keep record for "most racks run" and
if they did the title would have probably gone to Nick Varner, Mike
Sigel, Earl Strickland, or Johnny Archer - NOT FAST LARRY.

Lie #10 - Fast is a master level instructor and currently writes
columns in 6 magazines in 4 countries, the USA, Canada, China and the
UK. He is read by one million fans a month from 37 countries. He has
also appeared on the cover of 8 billiard magazines. He holds gold
medals and 4 Grand Master's titles in the World Trick Shot Competition
plus a World Artistic Title. He is considered one of the greatest shot
makers of all time by many hall of famers. Larry was inducted into the
trick shot hall of fame in 1998.

TRUTH - well... where do I start? Hmmm let me just christen the entire
paragraph as "BULLSHIT" and add this little snippet - THERE IS NO TRICK

SHOT HALL OF FAME. You keep saying this because you are jealous of Mike

Massey's induction into the BCA Hall of Fame. Mike Massey is a great
pool player and a great person. You suck at pool and at trick shots and

you're an idiot. For that, you get inducted into the Asshole Hall of
Fame. Congratulations on your induction, Dum Dum..

Bong Soon

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Aug 17, 2006, 1:11:05 PM8/17/06

MORE LIES FROM DEBRA LI.

From: Debra Li - view profile

Date: Thurs, Aug 17 2006 3:00 am
Email: "Debra Li" <dli41...@yahoo.com>

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These lies are displayed prominently on Fast Larry's web site....
Lie #1 - He is a professional billiards and pool player.
TRUTH - Larry is a liar. He's nothing more than a APA hack (SL3 at the
most) with delusions of grandeur. Rack 'em up, Grindinger - I'll kick
your ass!

FL TELLS THE TRUTH: I joined the Apa when it began and had a 4 digit
member number. I was in the Apa until they turned me pro when at the
national championship I broke and ran 6 racks and out. I can give you
people's phone numbers who saw it. One is now the manager of a top
Brunswick table dealer in a major city. I was their highest ranking at
a seven, won 2 city championships, 6 divisions, I have the trophies to
show you if you want to drop by my place. I can also show you my TASA
two world championships, I won a senior world event, and my 60 trophies
for winning 9 ball events, mostly amateur contests, a few semi pro's
are in there, several were for nice prize money which is what got the
Apa to declare me a pro. I won prize money at the Hopkins, $1500, I
was teaching for money, I was on the Artistic pro tour, so somebody
turned me in and they sent me the letter saying I had violated my
amateur status and my play was then considered professional by them. I
was featured on the cover of the Apa magazine and inside with a full
bio when I was a very badly sand bagged 6. When I won the Atlanta city
championship and came to Vegas as a team captain my true skill was seen
and they made me a seven for life there. If you break and run 6 racks
and out where the opponent, another 6 never gets a shot, bingo, 7 for
life, that is the way it works. Back then in upper level competitions,
you played to your full handicap, so 6's raced to 6, at home to 5.
So little debbies lies saying I am an apa 3 are just that, real sick
lies. Most of my students now are either apa 6's wanting to be
7's,. or 7's wanting to be semi pro's. I have given over 3,000
private lessons and over 10,000 students have been in my clinics and
pool schools. On tour in practice matches I have defeated two top 10
and two top 20 players in the last year so I can still play a little
now and then.
**********************************************************************

Lie #2 - He is also a former TASA world trick-shot champion.
TRUTH - TASA was an organization started by Fast Larry. Initially he
crowned himself as The World Champion. The two events held by TASA were

Won by Tom Rossman. There is NO record of Larry ever winning anything

with TASA or anything else for that matter. Most people have never
heard of
Fast Larry, and if they have heard of him - they ask - "Isn't that the
idiot from the internet?" That is Fast Larry's claim to fame. He is an
internet
asshole.

FL TELLS THE TRUTH. Yes I am the founder of the sport of Artistic.
Tasa began true competition in artistic in 1995 and ran events until
they retired and gave it to the BCA in 2000. Three World champions
were each won by Tom Rossman, Rick Wright and Fast Larry Guninger. The
president of TASA was Willie Smith, black man and the secretary was
Asian which I tried to show people from all walks of life, all races,
creeds and different religions were welcome to come play. TASA will
be happy to verify this for you in writing. TASA ceased to promote
events because they lost money on each one they conducted. The BCA has
the same track record as well.
**********************************************************************

Lie #3 - Larry was proclaimed to be a billiards expert by Mike Shamos
in Billiards Digest.
TRUTH - Larry has shamelessly e-mailed Mr. Shamos constantly over the
past few years. He wants you to stop, bird-brain. You've already proved
that you are a pain in the ass, now go away.

FL TELLS THE TRUTH. DEBRA FINALLY FOUND OUT THIS IS TRUE and its
printed and published in BD so instead she makes fun of me. I have not
sent Mr. Shamos an email in years nor have I called him. He has been
very generous with his time and given me copies of many rare books and
things to help my research such as the 1827 Minguad book in French and
in English. Every year at the BCA show he comes up to me and spends
15 minutes asking me to show him shots he has never seen before which
only I can do. We are very good friends and the truth is he respects
and likes me and I am his biggest fan. I have his private cell phone,
do you Debbie?
***************************************************************

Lie #4 - Larry is also a UPA men's 9 ball touring pro ranked in the top
76 best players in the world. TRUTH - Larry gets points for just
showing up. He has NEVER won a match on the pro tour - he's a walk over
and everyone knows that except - Fast Larry.

FL TELLS THE TRUTH. THE FACTS ARE I AM A TRUE TOURING PRO AND I AM ON
THE UPA MAIN MEN'S 9 BALL WORLD TOUR. AS OF JULY 2006 I WAS RANKED
35TH IN THE WORLD, I WAS THE highest ranked artistic player, the
highest ranked player over 50, the highest ranked player over 60 in the
world. Those are the facts and those rankings can be viewed at the end
of this article. Rankings go up and down monthly. Lie all you want to
little Debbie, you can not take that one off my resume. Why, because it
is the truth. It is from the UPA web site.
**********************************************************************

Lie #5 - Larry became the fastest player alive in 1994, pocketing all
15 billiard balls in just 33.9 seconds, hence the handle " Fast Larry
." TRUTH - Larry goes two and out very quickly in every tournament he
enters - hence the handle - "Fast Larry. "

FL TELLS THE TRUTH, ONCE MORE I CAN SEE LITTLE DEBBIE HAS BEEN DIGGING
AND FOUND OUT THIS ONE IS TRUE so she makes fun of me instead. So Dave
Pearson told you he accepted my world record on the 9' table and he
holds the world record on the 7' table. The record was properly
documented and sent out to every one 13 years ago. Every one accepts
it but you little Debbie. The fact is, I am the fastest pool player on
the planet and will continue to use that title until somebody breaks my
world record and Dave is the only one who could and we discussed this
at the BCA show and he only wishes to continue on the smaller table. I
am also the most powerful pool player on the planet as well. When
somebody duplicates my 12 rail bank on a pool table, then I'll stop
using that title as well. As your gimp to make 9 rails with a shot,
bet you all he can do is 8? Then you will see the magnitude of that
record. It was a gargantuan shot. I bet that word gargantuan really
gets you wet babe. The last time you got laid Ike was in office and
tricky dick was veep....

Lie #6 - Quotes on his web site - "Larry you are The Great One. The
best shotmaker I ever saw." - Ray Martin , 3 time World Champion and
BCA Hall of Famer.
TRUTH - Just by chance I ran into Ray Martin recently. I asked him
about this and he told me that he had NEVER heard of you. He had no
idea who you were or what you did. He didn't even know about your dumb
ass dog. So you lied again you big pile of monkey poop.

FL TELLS THE TRUTH, Ray is in the Largo St Pete area and not Orlando
Debbie so you running into him is purely your own fantasy. THERE CAN
BE TWO EXPLANATIONS HERE, ONE YOU ARE JUST AS USUAL LYING LIKE A DOG,
WHICH IS PROBABLY IT, OR RAY KNEW ME BY MY real Christian name then
which was Larry Grindinger, and he today would perhaps not know who
Fast Larry is. A lot of people got confused when I changed to a stage
name of Guninger in 2000. A lot of people never connected the two as
the same one. Fact, I was with Ray in the Stealth booth at the BCA
show and hung out with him in the Largo area in CJ's. where Ray
watched me drink a nice Carbenet with CJ when we played 3-c together.
He spends the day at the bar smoking his big cigars and playing video
poker. Now how would I know that?
He sent me a picture of him self unsolicited which says, To Larry, the
best shot maker I ever saw, best wishes, Ray Martin. He sent me the
cover page of his book, the 99 critical shots in pool where he wrote,
To Larry, the great one. Yours are the best shot I have ever seen.
Good Luck, Ray Martin. Any one who wishes to email me their address to
fastlarry@ bellsouth.net upon request I will mail you a copy so you can
see his actual signature and realize once more, Debra lies when she
knows the truth. We all must learn to ignore pools greatest liar of
all time, Debra Li and her Chinese side kick, Eric T Hu...And his gay
lover boy Joey tu fu. All they print, are lies upon lies, lies on
lies, over and over.
**********************************************************************

Lie #7 - Fast Larry and Wonder Dog tour the world performing over 100
mind boggling trick shots. They are one of the top entertaining acts in
the game.
TRUTH - They didn't even sell out Sheboygen. Larry misses every shot he
tries, and the only people that are entertained are the people that
laugh at him looking stupid with his idiot visor, loud hawaiian shirts,
and stupid sunglasses on his dog.

FL TELLS THE TRUTH. All of my competitors have one show of about 30
shots. I offer 3 shows in a day which features 100 shots which do not
repeat. I carry with me on the road over 250 great shots I have
mastered. I am the only one who can perform an entire show of 30 world
class masses all DF 10 and 11's.
Debra claims to be educated, but note, she can't even spell
Hawiian??? My wife Yo Sarah hates my shirts too and I have had her to
all 5 of the islands many times. She wants me to dress like Jack
Nicklaus. At the BCA show in Baltimore, I came out cold, broke and ran
15 and out with out missing a ball. I then performed non stop trick
shots for 1 l/2 hrs and made every shot I attempted or the audience
asked me to shoot. I do not expect the Chinese Debra Li to like my
dog; they eat dogs and have no respect for them. 56,000,000 people
have dogs and love them so Wonder Dog has a huge audience who loves to
see him play. They love his sun glasses, he is too cool. My idiot
visor which is from the Masters tournament, which Debra can not get
into and could not buy one if she wanted to, its for insiders only,
same reason she cant get into the BCA show.
Gee, go on Sunday TV and watch real golf pros wearing the same visor
and playing for a million dollars. The visor shields my eyes from the
glare of the overhead light; the same reason card players use them.
Nobody ever made fun of Arnold Palmer for wearing a visor. She says:
loud Hawaiian shirts. My business manager dresses me for the filming
of my last three DVD's and that is the image they wanted me to
present. An informal guy. I wanted to film in a tux; they said no,
that is the past. My shirts are really mild compared to most and the
colors b&w and blue on black, very low key. I have shirts from Maui
that will blind you with so many bright colors but I do not entertain
in them.
At the 8-2006 BCA show, the entire staff of 26, including all the
women, all wore men's Hawaiian shirts and they were green and a lot
brighter than the one I had on so my Magnum PI look little Debbie is
catching on and I hope it becomes the new trend. Down with ties and
vests, let's play so we are comfortable but look nice. I play on 6
tours and nobody has objected to my shirts. In fact over a dozen pros
on the UPA compete in them now. The director of the BCA Mr. Ducoff
came up to me and complimented my on my blue shirt and said he had the
exact same on with him and would I please not wear it on the last day
so we both did not have the same shirt on and I said sure, I have a
dozen with me, no problem. So little Debbie, when you make fun of me
and my shirt, you now make fun of the entire BCA staff as well. You
act like you live in Jew Joy-zee and not in Florida. If you ever got
out of your bean counters office and actually got sand in yo toes you
would understand this is what the cool dudes do.
Loosen up Vampire, if you wanna look cool and run with the big
cahuna's like me and go hang 10 on the north shore you gotta get with
the program. Don't run down to walmart and buy a bunch of Chinese
crap that will fall apart the first time you wash it. Wear what THE
GREAT ONE WEARS... You need to clean up the image of da gimp. His
official pool uniform, white worn out tennis shoes, white socks, jeans
with holes in them, white T shirt that says born to lose on the back,
the guy looks like he climbed out of a ditch with a shovel in his hand.
Put him in the men's peoples shirt, its only $78, make him look like
me Debbie, a big star. The price is high because these bad boys do not
wrinkle and are very high quality. I bought my first one on Rodeo
Drive 90210, bet you never shopped there sweetie?
http://www.jamsworld.com/jamsworld/
*********************************************************************

Lie #8 - Minnesota Fats, his original teacher gave him his nickname,
because he played fast and loose.
TRUTH - Minnesota Fats NEVER trained Fast Larry, nor is there any proof
that he had ever met him. Larry has tried to emulate Minnesota Fats,
but all he has accomplished is his reputation as an internet asshole.

FL TELLS THE TRUTH, DEBBIE, GO TO SCOTT LEE AND MAKE HIM PROVE THE SAME
STATEMENT. Who keeps proof of this and who in the hell are you little
no body in pool, a simple Chinese bean counter who has given up the
game for golf and has not hit a pool ball in over a year to ask me, a
real pro, any thing, or demand I prove any thing to your worthless ass.
When you did play your high run was two. You could not even get on a
league team, nobody would have you. You only come into pool sites to
attack and trash people because hate and hurting people is what you do
as the Vamprie of hate which is why you are a very sick psycho. Fatty
gave me my handle in 1960 at Millers at 12th and Grand in KCMO. I HUNG
around him and Omaha Fat, Martin Kiaman then a lot, both lived in my
area close by. I also hung around them at all of the Johnston City
Jansco events I went to every year. My picture is on the cover of
Billiards Digest, I am sitting in the stands right behind Luther
Lassiter and Boston Shorty just in case you need proof I was there.
Fatty and Martin, Marty, Omaha Fat, were in town a lot in the late
50's and early 60's. My 3rd great teacher was Jimmy Caras and he
worked with me up to his passing in Jacksonville, Fla. Debbie, the
person who is know as the top internet ass hole of all time is you dear
one. You earned that title for this kind of she-yit you are running on
me now which is posting lies, you know to be lies, for the sole purpose
and with malicious evil intent, to harm me and my career. For these
things I now sue your ass for slander so I'll be seeing you in court
soon. Enough of your she-yit, you bitch I now shut down and go legal
on. You tell these fookin lies to the judge bitch, try and prove them
there and there is where I have your ass on a sling.
******************************************************************

Racks record at 9 ball.

FL TELLS THE TRUTH. I NEVER SAID I PLAYED ON THE PBT; I COULD HAVE IF
I WANTED TO, AND I GOT ON THE UPA DID I NOT as the oldest rookie of all
time. Yes they kept records, ever hear of Pat Fleming and accustats
little Debbie. Only 2 people broke and ran 9 racks, no 9's on the
snap or short game early combos. Luat and Medina. You can buy these
tapes from Pat and here Incardona tell you that this is the PBT record.
I have written many times that my high run of 9 racks in 9 ball, 8
racks in 8 ball, equaled the pbt high run records, but I stated mine
were not in pro competition, but were in gambling games and really did
not mean much.
Yes my high run is 274 balls and yes I do hold the rotation high run
world record. 60 calling every shot including the break one ball, tied
by Efren Reyes, and 75 not calling the one on the break, but calling
all the rest of the balls on the run. The only reason Efren, who is
the greatest rotation player of all time has not broken my record is
the Phillipions flip to see who breaks after every game. So for Efren
to run 5 or 6 racks, he has to win the flip 5 or 6 times which as you
know is a 50/50 thing. If Efren just kept his run going, he wins, they
rack, he breaks again, he would have ran 10 racks for sure. The guy if
so far beyond me, I am not even in this guy's league. I got in the
zone, got hot and put together some really strong runs in the mid
90's. So little Debbie, here are your two choices, A.... You can
believe it. Or Choice B.....You can believe it not.
http://www.thebilliardstour.com/straight-pool-high-runs.html
Debbie, frankly my dear I do not give a flying fook what you believe
because you do not count because you are a giant fookin nobody bitch.
Up your fookin ass with all your false lies, slanders and libels. See
your ass in court over this she-yit, bank on it now.
************************************************************************

Massey's induction into the BCA Hall of Fame. Mike Massey is a great
pool player and a great person. You suck at pool and at trick shots and
you're an idiot. For that, you get inducted into the Asshole Hall of
Fame. Congratulations on your induction, Dum Dum..

FL TELLS THE TRUTH, THERE is no trick shot hall of fame she says and I
lied. This one proves this bitch seriously does not know she-yit. At
the 1997 Allen Hopkins Expo TASA conducted the North American
championship of Artistic which Rossman won and I came in second place
at. The trick shot hall of fame was announced there by the MC, Mike
Shamos who inducted the first four members and he explained who they
were and what they had done which were François Minguad, Jimmy Caras,
Joe Hood and Michael Phelan. George Middleditch, Tom Rossman and I
then on the two Diamond tables performed these great champions best
show shots for the standing room only crowd of over 500 there. Full
coverage of that event with my pics and the hall of fame were ran in 3
full page articles in both billiards digest and also 3 pages in pool
and billiards magazine. l l/ 2 years later I was finally inducted into
the hall as the 20th inductee. There is no other trick shot hall of
fame today other than the original TASA model. Mike Massey and Tom
Rossman and George Middleditch and Paul Gerni were all inducted before
me.
This and all of the above have been explained dozens of times over and
over to Debra Li who ignores all of this hard evidence which proves
what I did. She has never asked for any of it and ignores the truth.
This is not about the truth. She prints lies to degrade and dishonor
my name with her lies, libels, and slanders. This is a slander
campaign hoping you may believe her ridiculous made up lies, none of
which are true. This lady is very sick. She is crazy, a sick stalker.
Just ignore her mad ravings. She is the vampire of hate. Do not feed
the vampire. I'll just clean her clock in court with a slander law
suit, that should then shut the bitch up. I don't have to continue
to take this shit from her any more and I am not. Laws protect me from
criminals like her who slander people which is a crime.

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Bong Soon

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Aug 17, 2006, 1:57:15 PM8/17/06

pat marson wrote:
> X-No-Archive: Yes
> In article <1155834665....@b28g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,

> "Bong Soon" <bongsoo...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> > I have his private cell phone,
> > do you Debbie?
>
>

> It is comments like the above that show what you really are -
>
> a wanna-be. No really pro brags about having someone's
> phone number, for christ's sake.
>
> What are you, a kid? "I have his cell number, neener neener
> neener!"
>
> And who's phone number? Not Johnny Archer or Strickland.
>
> A writer! "I have his CELL NUMBER!"
>
>
> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
>
> plus, its a lie. He doesn't have it, or any other. heh heh heh.

SPORTS FANS, PAT IS DEBRA LI, BACK TO NOW HIDING UNDER HER ROCKS AND
SLIMING OUT LIES.

IT PROVES THE GUY KNOWS AND TRUSTS ME. YOU DONT HAVE IT BECAUSE DEBRA
YOU ARE A GIANT FOOKIN NOBODY AND THIS MAN WOULD NOT GIVE YOUR SORRY
ASS THE TIME OF DAY.
I ALSO HAVE MASSEYS, ROSSMANS, PERLINGAS PRIVATE NUMBERS TOO, AND YOU
DONT VAMPIRE. IT PROVES THE SAME THING. WHO THE FOOK ARE YOU
GO FOOK YO SELF BITCH

Mujibar Mahabala

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Aug 17, 2006, 3:50:23 PM8/17/06

Oh.... its true...

its damn true!

tommytam...@yahoo.com

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Aug 17, 2006, 4:14:22 PM8/17/06

Mujibar Mahabala

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Aug 17, 2006, 4:18:50 PM8/17/06

tommytam...@yahoo.com

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Aug 17, 2006, 4:27:45 PM8/17/06

Sarah Grindinger

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Aug 17, 2006, 4:36:57 PM8/17/06

Help me before I slash my wrists to escape this hell!!!

wonhung...@yahoo.com

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Aug 18, 2006, 12:29:24 PM8/18/06

Google archive as:Re: Debra Li is an asshole and liar who works for
Walt Disney world in Fla.

Debra Li stole Sarahs identity and posted in her name.

Sarah Grindinger wrote:
> Help me before I slash my wrists to escape this hell!!!

Re: Debra Li is an asshole and liar who works for Walt Disney world in
Fla.

GOOGLE ARCHIVE AS: DEBRA LI, the black VD bitch from hell. Xiu Xian
Li, Debra Li, Senior Revenue Accounts Manager Walt Disney World Resorts
Lake Buena Vista, Florida

http://groups.google.com/group/Larry-Guninger-is-a-liar

Debra Li spent days putting up this new forum, which we will now take
down and destroy it on her. She put it up for the sole purpose to
destroy a pro player. This is slander, with intent to cause injury and
harm. The forum has only 3 members, Debra Li, Eric T Hu and his gay

lover boy Joey tu fu.

Like a bunch of people are going to steam in there to bash and trash
fl. Debra, they are all sick of your shit, give it a rest, they have
heard your lies a zillion fookin times, so just go stuff yo pig tail in
yo rice hole and shut da fook up bitch. Get out of RSB, you are
stickin up da joint.

Of course the three slant eyed chinks post using their usual false aka
names. How sick is this bitch to do such a thing. The time she has
spent on these attacks I figure must be well over 100 hours. She does
not have a life like you and me. This is her life, her hobby,
slandering and attacking innocent people, that she gets her cookies off
doing. Pray for her wicked black soul for she is indeed, satans own
number one ho and on the express bus on the higway to hell in the hov
fast lane.

A disgrace of posts of lies was put up by Debra Li who works for Walt
Disney
world resorts in Orlando, Florida. She steals time from work to post
these ridiculous lies, libels and slanders of which not a single word
of is true. She started a new site on Google for the sole purpose to
slander me with her lies, libels and filth. She will be sued in court
for this out rage.

If you go into Google and go back to the dates of 8-17 and 8-18-06
there you will see evidence of Debra Li stealing over a dozen names of
famous people and posting lies about me in their name just to frame me.
She steals my identity, name, my handle and picture and posts things I
never said on several boards to set me up. She has done this theft
identity against me hundreds of times before over the last 3 years.
You can also see her trash the entire RSB board flooding it with her
slanders and libels. She has shut down and trashed RSB to get me at
least 6 times in the past. She flooded playpool.com the same way for
so long she actually put the board out of business.

This is a mentally Ill stalker, who has been doing this for 3 years.
She is nuts folks; don't believe a word this maniac mad dog raves and
rants about. She is a confirmed psycho with a steel plate in her head
where her ex caved her head in trying to kill her and she was in
intensive care for 6 weeks not expected to live but did. The DA let
him walk with out doing time saying, she had it coming. She now hates
all men and has never been right upstairs since then.

All these other posters are either Debra LI, or her partner in crime,
Eric T Hu, a convicted criminal and his gay lover boy Joey tu fu, or
the wanna be Chinese Yellow whale called smorgie the piggie piggie.
Its all half breed Chinese who work together in a gang as internet
terrorists, simple net thugs. Debra Li is well known for this type of
activity and has been banned off of every chat site in pool. She is
known as the vampire of hate. She has posted over 1,000 lies against me
and never
proved one of them yet. It is the most amazing collection of lies ever

seen.

There is no search for the truth here with these scum bums. Every lie
they have posted FL has answered truthfully. They ignore the answer
and the proof. They don't want any proof. They ignore his
explanations or where to go see the proof and are right back the next
day posting the same lie and slander. This is why he does not respond
to them any more as it is just a waste of time.
This is a character assassination campaign where they daily smear my
name hoping some will actually believe these stupid made up lies.
The lies are even so bad they are funny to read. Any body with above a
9 IQ can quickly see through these outrageous lies.
Yes folks it's the Hu-Li-tu fu-pig show. Three chinks and a pig.
They are all Chinese who hate round eyes like me. They are all
atheists who hate real Christians like me. They are all ferries,
queers and bull dykes who hate real men, like me. They just love to
hate and cause internet chaos. Debra Li has attacked and trashed a
dozen other pro's hiding under her rock including Fran Crimi. I am not

her only victim.
They think slander and libel is funny which is getting all of them sued

for damages. Thanks Debra for putting up the Google attack site, that
gives us all the evidence we now require to begin the slander suit
against you. You can't hide your identity here. Debra, you crossed the
line trying to kill my income and make me a homeless person and me see
my wife and dogs starve. For that, you must now pay. You wanted all
out war, war it is. There are laws in this country to protect me
against criminal slanders like you and I will not take cover behind
them.

How sick is Debra Li. She is a full fledged psycho. Any one who
carries on a hate vendetta campaign trashing and bashing a pro player
for 3 full years you have to agree that crosses obsession and is now in

full tilt boogie crazy as a loon territory. She is as crazy as me pet
coon laddies.
Totally off her jump, section 8, as sick as sick gets. She is Klinger
on Mash running around in drag trying to pretend she or it, or the
thing as we call it, is really a woman.

She spent days building a web site just to defame me with lies and when

I threatened to sue her she took it down. She accused me of criminal
activity which again she could not prove; I have no criminal record,
not even a traffic ticket. I prayed she would stop but it is obvious
this nut case can not stop and I must now stop her legally in the
courts. This is the only option she has now left me.
I only tell the truth and was a former alter boy and 4 palms Eagle
Scout. I do not tell lies.
http://www.geocities.com/dli41075/
She then has her partner in crime, Eric T Hu spend a week putting up
another site to attack me with the same lies and I had the server take
it down which they were happy to do when they saw it was slander.
Now she spends all this time creating and making all these false posts
on Google trying to hide the fact once more it is Debra Li behind all
of this.
We will have Google remove this very soon.
These two Chinese are the biggest yellow bellied cowards in pool.
Debra Li cuts your throat behind your back on the net with lies, the
coward Eric T Hu runs up behind you and mugs and sucker punches you to
the ground with no warning or chance to defend your self. They are
both very dangerous, ruthless and criminals. Eric T Hu of Edison NJ
was convicted in court and fined for his physical assault on me,
proving the charge, he is a criminal.

Debra Li actually created a web chat site called socal where the sole
purpose of it was to attack and trash me with false lies trying to make

it look like a real chat site when in fact it's only Debra using 29
false names. Once we win our slander suit against her the court will
make her take this site down as well. There are only 3 people left
there now posting, Li, Hu and tu fu, plus piggie piggie. Li's gang of
3. She wants to lure you in there so she can peddle her filth attacks
on me to you. Every one who did initially go in to chat has soon left
in total disgust.
They think slander and libel is funny which is getting all of them sued

for damages. Thanks Debra for putting up the Google attack site, that
gives us all the evidence we now require to begin the slander suit
against you. You can't hide your identity here.

I no longer respond to these crazy people but here are a couple of
examples of their lies which are so easy to expose them with.
These idiots published around 60 things they said I never did and were
lies. Rather than disprove all 60 which I can do and have actually
answered in detail on several other sites how about I just prove 20 of
their lies are totally ridiculous. If 20 are clear lies, then so are
the other 50?

exact same one with him and would I please not wear it on the last day

tapes from Pat and hear Incardona tell you that this is the PBT record.

I have written many times that my high run of 9 racks in 9 ball, 8

racks in 8 ball, equaled the PBT high run records, but I stated mine

were not in pro competition, but were in gambling games and really did
not mean much.
Yes my high run is 274 balls and yes I do hold the rotation high run

world record. 60 calling every shot including the break one ball, and

75 not calling the one on the break, but calling all the rest of the

balls on the run. 60 was tied by Efren Reyes but he did not call the
one on the break so there are two records here. The only reason Efren,

If Debra Li or Eric T Hu or his gay lover boy joey tu fu want
additional information here it is:
407--970-8278 Florida office
1-800-328-7447 New Joy-zee office
770-381-1915 Atlanta office
http://amishrakefight.org/gfy/ Open the link for all the information

you seek.
(1) Debra Li printed here on the Google site: Now, hes just a
lunatic. 20 World Championships...LOL. Not one top artistic guy has
ever heard of him. LOL
FACT, I am listed over the door by the BCA as a TASA world trick shot
champion on the list of pro's when I entertain at pool's main show
in Las Vegas. I have had 15 appearances there 15 years in a row. I
was seen in morning bible study with Tom Rossman, Steve Lillis and Mike
Massey at the BCA Baltimore 2006 show, plus I was entertaining with
them. I am personal close friends with all of them including Stefano
Perlinga. Call me and I can give you all of their private emails and
cell phone numbers. You can call them to confirm this is true.
FL TELLS THE TRUTH: I never claimed 20 world titles, just one please
and that is verified by TASA who was the governing body of the sport at
that time. They can send you a letter to confirm this. The president
of TASA was Willie Smith. They can also confirm I was inducted into
the trick shot hall of fame, number 20. 1998.
The current governing body of artistic is
http://www.artisticpoolplayers.com/ and you will see my name entered
in all of the upcoming events and I am listed on their player's
rooster. I was a member of their board of directors for two years.
When Mike Massey comes to Atlanta, we have dinner with each other and
go out to play and have fun. The lunatic is Debra Li who posted this
stupid lie which is so easy to refute and prove as false.
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(2) Their lie #59: He ran 274 balls in straight pool they say is a
lie?
http://www.thebilliardstour.com/straight-pool-high-runs.html
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(3) lie #42. THE APA TURNED ME PRO- (AFTER FAST LARRY SENT IN INFO TO
THE APA SELLING HIS LIES ON HOW HE'S A PRO)
FL TELLS THE TRUTH, I never sent them anything. Their letter
annointing me as a pro player is up on my web site
www.fastlarrypool..com
http://www.upatour.org/
There is the proof; I am listed as a pro on the main men's pro 9 ball
tour.
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.
(4) Lie #17. He is ranked 35th on the UPA tour, they say it is a lie.
Fl tells the truth. Rankings go up and down but I can send you a copy
from the touring pros ranking lists which show me as being ranked 35th
in the world as of July 2006. A copy of that listing of pros is at the
end of this for your review. You can go on the UPA pro men's 9 ball
tour web site and see I am a top ranked pro player usually in the top
30's to the top 50.
http://www.upatour.org/
There is your proof.
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(5) 23. Hall of Fame pool players say Fast Larry is the greatest pool
player ever. They say this is a lie.
FL TELLS THE TRUTH. I HAVE SEVERAL SAYING THAT I AM THE GREATEST SHOT
MAKER THEY EVER SAW, NOT POOL PLAYER, AND I CAN SEND YOU COPIES OF WHAT
THEY WROTE AND SIGNED. This is an example of Debra Li twisting what I
said and changing it into a lie that would not be believed, simple
deceit on her part. World champions Ray Martin say I am the greatest
in writing and Jimmy Caras who wrote at the BCA on July 2000:
Quote: To: Fast Larry, one of the great artistic billiard players
ever. Wanna bet I cant send you copies of what they wrote.
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(6) 28. He is the only pool or billiards player to appear in Ripley's
Believe It Or Not 5 times, 5 years in a row. They say is a lie.
FL TELLS THE TRUTH, AN EASY ONE TO PROVE. I'll send you the cartoons
of the 5 shots, Ripley's can verify they were by them; wanna bet a
zillion this is not true? You can see the Ripley's cartoons on my web
site www.fastlarrypool.com
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Lie #10. His trick shot artistry was featured on several episodes of
Ripley's WHICH they say is a lie.
FL TELLS THE TRUTH, I WAS ON THE PREMIER, PRIME TIME, and IT HAS RAN at
least a dozen re runs world wide and 500 million people have seen me
perform the impossible 5 shots Ripley's published which I did live.
I can send you the tape of the show, an easy one to prove.
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(7) 30. He has circumnavigated the globe 3 times non-stop. (ed. note:
I
never quite get this...why would he take all the trouble to go around
the world 3 times but never stop anywhere? Seems like a waste if you
ask me.)
31. He has performed in 70 countries on 5 continents and traveled over
3,000,000 miles promoting the game worldwide
FL TELLS THE TRUTH. When you circle the globe, it must be in a single
trip, non stop and the 3 I did, each one took about 5 weeks. You have
to begin and keep going until you circle the earth. My world travels
can be easily proved by sending you copies of the three pass port books
I filled up which has the countries and dates I appeared in them posted
as official records. Wanna bet big bucks I can not produce them?
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(8) I appreard in over 300 newspapers, in 40 different languages, on
every major TV network on prime time, and on ESPN USA and Asia with
worldwide exposure they say are lies.
FL TELLS THE TRUTH. Ripley's gave me the newspaper coverage world
wide. I have tapes of all the TV appearances plus my appearances on
ESPN USA and my shows on ESPN in Asia. I can prove it all of course.
Wanna bet I can't.
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(9 lie # 34. He is read by one million fans a month from 37 countries
they say is a lie. FL TELLS THE TRUTH: This can be proved by the site
stats from www.fastlarrypool.com and on www.poolchat .net and on the
other 5 sites I write articles on which appear in 4 countries and are
read world wide.
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(10) 29. He co-starred with Allison Fisher at the Las Vegas BCA Show+
which they say is a lie.
Fl tells the truth. Another easy one to prove, pics of this were
published in both BD and P&B mag which I have. Both of us were on the
cover of BD mag. We both stared with Max the Wonder dog in the D&R
booth.
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SO THERE IT IS SPORTS FANS, ALL CHINK LIES, DEBRA LI, PERVERTED,
TWISTED, MENTALLY CRIPPLED, A TRUE STALKING INTERNET TERRORIST. PLEASE
PRAY FOR HER WICKED EVIL SOUL GOING TO HELL BECAUSE SHE IS TRULY THE
DEVILS OWN HO. DO NOT BELIVE A SINGLE LIE DEBRA LI OR ERIC HU POST.
************************************************************************

Eric t hu and debra li is destroying rsb, socal is their base of
operations and the site debra li runs just to stage these attacks on
the innocent FL: the proof IS IN.

They are using so many fake names it is almost impossible to keep up
with them.

71.250.126.22
This IP traces to Newark, NJ and then to Eric T Hu, 1659 Rt 27, Edison,
NJ 08817.
Eric T Hu who has been attacking and smearing FL with slanders, libels
and lies daily with this attack of hate meant to destroy him. FL has
been telling you all along it was Eric T Hu and Debra Li who destroyed
playpool flooding it with these same attacks and wiped out RSB and ran
every one off, just to get FL. Hu and Li have now filed up the socal
non pool section with over 10 threads of vile lies and slanders against
FL. Socal is the board debra li put up for the sole purpose to attack
and destroy fl with.

Here is another sicko stalker attacking FL using 6 fake names from
Portland, Ore.

PAT MARSON, DON ADAMS, ERI@TELSTAR, JOHN STRUMAN, ROBERTA SCHUETTE, ALL
THE SAME PORTLAND, Oregon sicko stalker attacking FL with non stop
lies. Does any one want to expose who he is, or shall you wait till I
do this next week.

Pat Marson p...@telstar.net rsb emails, do not work.
71.214.66.77 Portland, Ore neo trace.

DON ADAMS 70.57.117.215 Portland, Ore Neo trace

eri...@telstar.net email eri...@telstar.net email turned
off. 71.214.66.77 Neo trace to Portland
Note the email is for Eric T Hu

JOHN STRUMAN 71.214.66.77 TRACE TO Portland

ROBERTA SCHUETTE 70.57.116.158 portland, Oregon neo trace.
anti...@upyours.com. What is sick is Debra Li was telling every one
Roberta was Bob, Schuette was Jewett, to throw everyone off the track
and to stir more hate and attacks. Traceing has revealed Mr.
Jewett's posts to be out of Colorado Springs and not out of Portland.
This is how the Vampire works, sets people up, frames them and turns
they against each other then the evil bitch feeds off of the hate.

"Fraud Larry Grindingdong" clynn8675...@yahoo.com 72.79.118.38 NEO
TRACE TO PORTLAND.

All FL has done is defend against this criminal, mugger, Hu, the
coward, fool of pool, Eric T Hu, the disgrace to all fine American
Chinese, psycho, internet terrorist and serious sick fookin stalker and
his partner and leader Debra Li. This attack is typical of most, it
does not have a shread of truth in it. FL receives no disability
insurance. Hu did not check to see, he just put the lie out to
degrade, libel and slander FL. Li is putting out slanders FL is a
registered sex offender and Pedophile but she does not give you proof,
no city or state, no registered number. Yes, another sick lie meant to
destroy FL's career and ability to make a living. FL has no criminal
record, not even a traffic ticket. He is a Christian, former alter boy
and 4 palm eagle scout. His attackers are atheists and criminals. Two
half breed Chinese who's best friends are homo sexuals. They do not
like straights, Christians or round eyes. They are both serious
racists and prejudiced towards real white Americans.

Hu and Li will soon be in court on slander charges over this and 3
years of his hidden attacks which are now all being uncovered. As
their attacks become more serious, more vile, more disgusting and more
frequent the only way to stop them is to burn them to the ground
financially in court and that process is beginning now.

Hu killed RSB, Hu did, not FL. Hu killed playpool.com, HU & Li did
and Hu are now killing socal, Hu and Li, pools internet terrorists,
psychos and board stalkers have ran every one off in disgust with their
vile non stop lies and attacks on fl which have turned everyone off
badly.

View them as criminals, slander is a crime. Go into AZ and CCB where
Eric posts and let others know who and what this POS has done to the
pool chat forums. He alone with his she=yit has crippled the entire
concept of them. If AZ and CCB will get rid of these two Pieces of
she-yit the boards will clear up, so write the admin in these two
places and request Hu and Li to go bye bye. Pool no longer needs this
trash posting ever again.

I refuse to answer any attackers hiding under rocks, engage them, or
have anything to do with people of low moral character. I pray for
their wicked souls. So, the war is over, the game is over, the daily
soap opera called get FL and tease or aggravate him is over, because it
takes two to tango and two to fight. I no longer fight with any one.
Screw with me in the future and I will just hire people to hunt your
ass down. If you are looking for a fight, try the interstate during
rush hour and cut off a semi, or find a dojo. Go up to the
neighbor's pit bull and kick him in the nuts. They will call you old
shorty then. I am tired of you kicking me in my nuts daily. If you
slander or libel me in the future, you better be fookin able to prove
what you said because I am dragging your ass in court. No you can not
hide in Portland or DC, Ord or Newark. Run all you want but we will
find you. We travel the world and we will hunt you down any where on
the globe. One morning you will open up your front door at 7am to go
to work and the man will be standing there saying to you as your door
opens and your jaw drops?
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
of the righteous man is beset on
all sides by the inequities of the
selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the
name of charity and good will,
shepherds the weak through the
valley of darkness, for he is truly
his brother's keeper and the finder
of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy
my brothers. And you will know my
name is the Lord when I lay my
vengeance upon you."

There are just too many crazies on the net looking for a fight and
fighting with somebody hiding under a rock, using a false name, who is
a giant nobody, who has nothing to lose when he is tracked down and
exposed, is a fool's game on my part. When you expose the person you
find a fool every time. Li and Hu, a 2 and a 4, can't play pool,
neither knows nothing. The only reason people argue with them is they
had no idea who they really were. It goes no where, accomplishes
nothing of value. Makes you no money. Only wastes your time and
precious energy.

There is a small group here, using dozens of made up names trying to
make it look like a large group, when it's 2 or 3 sick people. They
post a new made up lie about me every day. They never prove their lie.
I prove them wrong and they are back the next day with a new lie.
This has been going on now for years. They do not seek the truth from
me, nor do they want my answer. This is a simple slander and libel
attack to destroy me and my career. So responding to these people any
more accomplishes nothing so no matter what lie they post, I now ignore
it. My lawyer now hunts them down for me and punches their ticket and
gives me half of what they own. The only message that really impacts
them is taking what they have and leaving them nothing. My lawyer
say's, once I get my jaws and teeth around their balls and bite down,
then their minds and hearts follow my lead and see the light.

They print I was never in Ripley's, but the evidence of this is up on
my web site. They print I can not play, again evidence of this is on
my web site, www.fastlarrypool.com.
You can go into the UPA web site and see where I am ranked 35th in the
world. You can see me on a video break and run 15 and out with out
letting the cue ball hit a rail. Go try to do that if you can? Li or
Hu could not do that in a thousand years. They lie saying I was never
on TV. I can send you a video tape with many of my TV appearances on
it, including the Ripley's premier prime time on TBS shown world
wide. I have been on every prime time major network, including ESPN
USA and ESPN Asia. I have had more prime TV appearances from 2000 to
2004 than any other male pro player. They ignore the evidence, the
tape and put the lie out any way, just to confuse people.

Since they will not stop, I will stop them now. I was hoping in time
they would just stop and this would all end but it is obvious that is
not so. I was hoping I would not have to act and go into an end game
where somebody may get hurt here, but they seem to want that and force
me into that path. I fear no man and will follow this now to where it
takes me. Do they really think I am going to sit here and let them
continue to bash me forever without reacting back? I hope you crazy
fookers have gotten your jollies off bashing an innocent man. He is
now coming to trash and bash your jollies, it's now his turn. Every
one right now can just stop and walk away, or this fooker goes final
game, your choice.
Choose now, you do not get to think about this one, right now, it's
now or never.

I will expose them by hiring private investigators to uncover who they
are who can trace their IP's to their front doors. I will then post
who they are, their home phone and address and notify who they work for
what they have been doing to me. Many have been making their attacks
at work on their employer's computers which I will prove which will
get them fired when I lay this on their bosses desk. I have the IP's
of all of their posts saved in Word so don't bother going in to erase
them. Note, 90% of all the posts on the chat boards occur at 9 to 5
when the bozos are stealing their bosses time trashing my ass at work.
Well guess fookin what, I am going to shove this up yo ass by showing
this to your boss. I have the Ip's and I have your asses on a plate.

They have attacked my income and livelihood, two can play that same
game. I will take out an ad in their local paper exposing them. They
sought to destroy me, I will seek to destroy them as well. I then sue
them in court for slander and libel. I am now going legal with these
people. Enough is now fookin enough. Revenge is a dish best served,
cold. So if you do not want me hunting you down and I can assure you, I
am very good at this, stop it now. Move on, get a life, or I will
trash yours soon, as you have trashed mine. No matter how much time,
how much money it takes, I will hunt you down and waste your fooin ass
to the wind legally of course. Bank on it. Enough is fookin enough.
Trust me on this, no matter what it takes to stop you, I will do it.
Don't make me hunt you down, I really do not want to do this but you
have left me no other option that I can see. So if I have insulted
you, and I did not miss many, let me say now, I am sorry, that was
wrong of me. I have forgiven you for the insults you gave to me,
perhaps in time, you can do the same thing and just let all of this
stuff go. Try try try, to let it ride. BTO. But if you do not stop,
Valdez is coming. If my apology is not accepted then we have a hunting
license with your fookin name on it and your fookin head is going to be
on my fookin den wall.

>From this point on any where on the net, I shall be polite to every one
and treat every person like they are my brother. I shall do unto them,
as I would want them to do unto me. If they respond back to me with
hate and vengeance, C'est la vie, that is their problem, not my
problem. Our world is full of angry people. I can not change the
past, but I refuse to be held in it. All I have control over is the
future and what my actions will then be. Let he who is without
internet sin cast the first stone at me here.

As this was the mother of all pool's internet wars, 3 years, people
will ask who won. Look at the damage done to Li's reputation and the
damage she did to me. Eric T Hu is now branded for life at the coward,
mugger and the fool of pool. Dave is dead, so who's next on our
list? The answer is, in war nobody wins, there are only losers left
dead on the battlefield. It's the same in any lawsuit, the only one
who wins are the two lawyers who cut the two suckers up who are too
stupid to just sit down and talk out and resolve their problems with
each other. I did cut peace treaties with several and kept them. I
cut 3 peace treaties with Debra Li and she broke all 3 within 24 hrs.
Eric Hu never called or ever tried to make peace.

I have proven I only seek peace and a peaceful solution here. A rabid
mad dog can not be reasoned with and there is only one solution for him
and it's not a peace treaty. These people now give me no other
choice but to find them and sue them. Hu is now in court, Li is soon
going to follow and your ass is next. There are four of you we now
target. Once we dispense with the ring leaders, the rail birdies will
fly away.

To the two Chinese Li and Hu, who post daily I am a fraud and a phony
and that I have never set any records, which are of course total lies
have posted 1,000 lies and never proved one yet. A fraud and a phony
would run and hide if this was true. An honest man, falsely accused
will stand and defend his honor, his name and his accomplishments. I
have had my records explained on pool chat now since 2003, when this
war began. To the people trashing me in Portland and Wash, DC, you are
next to be exposed, we are coming for you now. We found and traced
Dave in Vancouver in another country and he thought he was untraceable
and I admit, he was very very good, he was wrong and we exposed him and
his entire gang. That same guy I hired to find Dave, will now find you
as well. I will spend any amount of money and time to track you down
and hire the best dicks on earth if that is what it takes. If you
continue and I expose you, then do not beg for mercy, for I will then
have none towards you. I will burn you to the ground financially,
legally, in the courts. Then I will pray for what is left. There will
be no further warnings on this, nor no futher discussions. I have your
IP's, I am coming. This is not woofin, I am serious as a heart
attack about this. This time, I back it up with action. All of my
actions will be legal, within the law.

Hu and Li have never been in a pro event, but they sit back as losers
and amateurs and trash pro's out there trying to make a living and
trying to support pool.

It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the
strong man stumbled or where the doer of deeds could have done them
better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena,
whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives
valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, and spends
himself in a worthy cause, who, at the best, knows in the end the
triumph of high achievement and who, at the worst if he fails, at least
fails while doing greatly, so that his place shall never be with those
cold and timid souls called bozos and rail birds who never tee it up
and then, know neither victory or defeat. Teddy Roosevelt.

You go into www dot pool chat dot net. www.poolchat.net you must be a
registered member to access the tutorials. To be a member of this
private club and chat site you must email me for an invitation at
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You open to the main forum and that tutorial tab is on the upper left
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· Fast Larry's world championship Explained part 1 of 2
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Fast Larry explains his records and championship. it opens up into 14
pages of complete explanations. If you still have any questions after
reading all of that, then just pick up the phone and call me.
770-381-6609.

I do not want to be side tracked by my 3 main missions in life.

(1) Travel the world teaching people to play a better game. I now do
that by writing articles on my two web sites, producing DVD's to help
you, I have 3 out now, and the Power Source Pool School which comes to
your area with clinics. I teach a good lesson. I am a Master level
instructor and rated by Billiards Digest to be a billiards expert.

(2) Travel the world performing Artistic trick shot shows. I and
Wonder Dog put on a good show and we love to entertain for you. I make
some really nice shots. I am a former TASA world artistic champion and
was inducted into the trick shot hall of fame in 1998, the year I won
my world title.

(3) Travel the world as a pro player on the UPA men's pro 9 ball
tour. I love to play and compete. It is a thrill to now tee it up
with the greatest players in the world. I am currently ranked 35th in
the world, the highest ranked artistic player on the 9 ball tour, the
highest ranked senior over 50, and the highest ranked super senior over
60 player in the world. If I was playing my age, ranked 62nd I would
be happy. Playing to half my age is my goal to maintain for as long as
I can which I am now doing.

Open up www.fastlarrypool.com, hit enter, on the left side hit the
trick shot show button, now you can see me perform world class shots
and break and run 15 and out and not let the cue ball hit a rail. Now
view this and who do you believe your eyes, or the lies of the Li and
Hu gang of 2. The wind is kicking up, the state fair hot air balloon
is coming loose from its moorings and I have to get on board now, to
head back to Centerville, Kansas to hob knob with my fellow wizards.

They say FL can not play. The explain why he is on the Upa web site
ranked 35th in the world. All truth passes through three stages. First
it is ridiculed. Second it is violently opposed. Third it is accepted
as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer (1788

UPA 2006 Calendar Ranking
Updated to include the Valley Forge 3/2006 Tournament

RANK NAME TOTAL
POINTS

1 Mike Davis 95

2 Ralf Souquet 75

3 Shawn Putnam 60

4 Corey Deuel 50

5 Fabio Petroni 50

6 Mika Immonen 40

7 Charlie Williams 40

8 Johnny Archer 35

9 Charles Bryant 35

10 Tony Chohan 35

11 Evgeny Stalev 35

12 Corey Harper 30

13 Richard Broumpton 30

14 Troy Frank 25

15 Rob Saez 25

16 Luc Salvas 25

17 Chris Szuter 25

18 Thorsten Hohman 20

19 Rodney Morris 20

20 Tony Robles 20

21 Joey Korsiak 20

22 Timothy Hall 20

23 Neil Fujiwara 20

24 Raj Hundal 20

25 Danny Basavich 15

26 Gabe Owen 15

27 Ronnie Wiseman 15

28 Jose Garcia 15

29 David Krolick 15

30 Lee Chenman 15

31 Mark Stanley 15

32 Tony Crosby 10

33 Frank Alvarez 10

34 Charles Blank 10

35 Larry Guninger 10

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MASTER LEVEL INSTRUCTOR, BILLIARDS EXPERT, CURRENT TOUR PLAYER AND
FORMER ARTISTIC WORLD CHAMPION. 770-381-6609. Larry plays on six pro
pool tours. His tour 9 ball cards are: the UPA, the men's main 9 ball
tour He also plays on the Viking Pro 9 ball tour, Florida 9 ball tour,
SE pro 9 ball tour, the Senior Tour and the APTSA (Artistic Pool and
Trick Shot Association world tour.
Fax 770-381-1916. POOL QUESTIONS ANSWERED AND FREE INSTRUCTION IS ON
www.poolchat.net In the ask the pros forum.
"Fast Larry" Guninger and Wonder Dog, perform trick shot shows and
entertainment world wide.
Email fast...@bellsouth.net fast Larry at bell south dot net.
DVD's.http://www.fastlarrypool.com/dvdseries_trickshots1_trailer.htm
May God bless and peace be with you. May there now be peace between us.
If you are a real pool player, then fast truly loves you. May the wind
be always on your back and all 9 balls fall.
VENI VIDI VICI, OMNIA VINCIT AMOR. "Latin for "I came, I saw, I
conquered, love conquerors all. Yes I really did do it all and you can
believe it, or not. If you don't believe it, C'est La Vie. " Shoot
straight, innovate, never give up, just run out on the other guy then
there is no way for you to lose.
Either lead me, follow me or get the hell out of my way. Do one of the
three please? Come celebrate the wonder of this beautiful game with me
and become a student of it.
Be my friend, walk my way, flow with what I teach you and you will soar
like the Eagle into levels of excellence you never dreamed possible.
Play by feel, not by systems; do not make a simple game complicated. Go
with what you know, go with what is natural.
"Winners make things happen. Losers let things happen." In the words of
Vince Lombardi, "When it comes to the future, there are three kinds of
people: those who let it happen, those who make it happen, and those
who wonder what happened." Vince said you've got to pay the price.
Winning is not a sometime thing, it's an all the time thing. Winning
is a habit, unfortunately so is losing. Vince Lombardi once said,
"The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their
commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of
profession or endeavor. Fast Eddy said about the same thing in the
color of money.
Winning is everything. Winning is the only thing. If you can dream
it, see it, believe it, you can do it and you can be it. You can
perform totally out of the box deep into the Zone, one with the shot,
freewheeling fast and loose with no fear. Then you are a person with
no limits who can achieve anything he can imagine that a human body is
capable of producing. "FL"
Show me a guy who does not mind losing and I will show you a sausage.
Show me a good loser and I will show you a loser. "FL" "Nice
guys finish last" quote from Lou Durocher
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." - Yoda

It is all about visualization, focus, concentration and playing in the
zone. You just see it, feel it, do it: It does not get any deeper
than this? Play pool with an empty mind. "FL"

"Flow with what ever may happen and let your mind be free: Stay
centered by accepting what ever you are doing and what ever comes your
way."
Chuang-Tzu.

Opportunities multiply as they are seized." - Sun Tzu

Fortune favors the brave. Virgil, Aeneid Roman epic poet (70 BC - 19
BC)

Conquer your fear and you conquer the game, the battle, your life and
your fear of death. There is nothing impossible to him who will try.
Alexander The Great 320 BC.

For a man thinks within himself, so he is." Proverbs 23:7 "I can
do all things through Christ who gives me strength." Philippians
4:13

In order to master pool you must first learn how to master yourself and
your emotions. "For to conquer in battle a thousand men a thousand
times, means you have now conquered yourself and you are now the
greatest of warriors" Dharmapada.

This is a feel game and a mind game. When the mind is pure, pure
perfect pool will follow. Perfect pool comes from being taught how to
practice perfect. Being in dead punch is the ultimate trip and reward
from that. "FL"

Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the
door will be opened to you.
Rack em sausage, Go play fast and loose. Ride em hard, put em up wet,
leave the ladies smiling. Live free, die well owing no man anything.
May you be in heaven an hour before the devil knows you're dead? In
time, it's all dust in the wind anyway. Don't take your self, or
anything too serious, just be happy and healthy. Laughter good whiskey
and song is the best medicine. If you have a library, a garden, a good
woman and a barrel of Scotch, you have all you need.
...... everything on the earth has a purpose, every disease an herb to
cure it, and every person a mission. You now must learn what you
mission is and fulfill your destiny. Pay your Karma off and be clean
for the next go around.
Be sure to take the time, to smell the flowers along the way. Life is
a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time
and have the time of your life. Wander in wonder of life and follow La
Vie Dansante. As my grand master said and I quote as a loyal parrot
head, why don't we get drunk and screw? Never act your age, stay
young forever. FL is 29, he plans to stay 29 forever. His kids are
now older than he is and do not understand him at all. In 7 more years
his grand children will be older than him. Fl says, when you begin to
act your age, it's all over for you. The number one cause of death
in old people is retirement. You must always have a hobby or a job, a
project or a hottie yo old ladie does not know about to keep you alive
and on earth with a purpose.
I want to die being totally alive with my boots on. I don't want to
die being brain dead for a decade with my boots off and rotting in a
bed on a pan. I want to die on top of a 19 year old hottie yelling
who's your daddy, Bonsai just as I catch the big one. Use your
imagination on that one. If you gotta go dudes, go out with a bang
hangin 10. Or when I die, I want to die like my grandfather-- who died
peacefully in his sleep with his boots on and not screaming like all
the passengers riding in his Lincoln Town car who were going downhill
on the interstate at 85mph at the time coming down out of the
mountains. Die happy and you lived a good life.
When it comes time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled
with the fear of death, so when their time comes they weep and pray for
a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way.
Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home. "Quote Indian
Chief Aupumut."
FL say's only the good die young, God allows all pool hustlers to
live till they are 80 so they can suffer. If I knew I was going to
live this long I would have taken better care of my self. I had a damn
good run and more time here than I expected or planned for so if it all
ends tomorrow, no tears, I lived 3 life times in the same span a normal
man lives one.
Remember the words of the great Emiliano Zapata . . .
it is better to die on your feet, than live on your knees. . .
I am just a simple teacher. All that I now know, is that I now know
nothing. I am nothing but a good ball banger who teaches a good lesson
and puts on a good trick shot show that is the only two things I do
well in life. "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance. It is
the illusion of knowledge."-Stephen Hawking
Aristotle said "Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the
whole aim and end of human existence."
Fast Larry Guninger, real man, real pool player, real American, real
Christian." God bless the land of the free and of the brave. Fáilte
Roimh Cheartúcháin, Go dtuga Dia suaimhneas síoraí dó. Politically
he is John fookin Wayne and just a little to the right of Atilla da
Hun. He say, I ain't runnin for gov-nor so you all can take all that
politically correct bull she-yit and stuff it where da sun don't
shine. I tell it like it is. Some of you, can't deal with the real
truth.

Come chat with Larry live at www.poolchat.net. Do not miss the
Encyclopedia of pool, over 200 instruction articles now up on
www.poolchat.net and it's all free. Come to Atlanta and be video
taped in a 7 million dollar state of the art facility in a private room
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which is only $43 an hr, every one else is charging double or triple
this. It is rated as the top teaching facility in the world.
770-381-6609 puts you on the schedule, or wait for FL to show up as he
is a pro UPA touring player and appears coast to coast and catch him
when he comes in town.
About FL's 20 world records, some try and dispute them, FL's answer
is you have two choice's here, you can believe it, or you can believe
it not, FL does not really give a damn which one you get on because he
knows he did them all and is done fighting any one about them. He
proved every one of them by the Guinness world book of records
standards back in the mid 90's. On each record, a full press
release, with the video tape and signed affidavits of the witnesses
were sent out to over 100 interested parties in the industry. 18 of
his 20 records were set not in a pool hall, but at Georgia Tech
University and filmed by an independent studio, TTN. Nobody had ever
proved any thing as complete and perfect as Larry did.
To him it's now a mute point dude. He goes out to his glory knowing
what he did. He offered to bet any one 10K to 300K he could pass a lie
detector test he did all that he said he did and from 1993 when this
offer hit the streets till today, over a decade and a half and not one
scum bum took the bet. FL put his fortune, where his mouth was and
defending what he did with his life savings. If he was a fraud,
somebody would have called his bluff and became rich. Those who
falsely accused him were backed down by him and exposed as the real
frauds and liars. They were all just jealous punks who were all
exposed as nobodies who only wanted to trash those who were what they
could never be, real pro's who could really play. The Hustler movie,
1961:
At Finley's mansion SARAH says:
Don't wear a mask, Eddie. You don't have to.
(points to Bert)
That's Turk, Eddie, the man who broke your
thumbs. Only he's not going to break your
thumbs. He'll break your heart, your guts. And
for the same reason -- 'cause he hates you,
'cause of what you are. 'Cause of what you have
and he hasn't.
This explains Li and Hu, Neither can play, they hate those who can.
Later back at the hotel:
In the bathroom mirror we see Bert asleep on his bed. The sheets are
rumpled and tossed about. Then we see Sarah, in her slip, enter the
bathroom and shut the door. She takes out her lipstick and scrawls
across the image of herself in the glass "Perverted, twisted,
crippled." She underlines the word "crippled."
Those 3 words, describes who Li and Hu are and what they have done.
They are perverted, twisted and crippled, underlined. Pray for them.

RAWHIDE THE RSB SoCal THEME SONG AND THE BOZO NATIONAL ANTHEM
Too much time on my hands,Styx

THE BOZO RSB THEME SONG
----------------------------------------
Reply (Sung to the tune of "Rawhide"
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Trollin', Trollin', Trollin,
Poor old DM'S head is swollen.
Keep them suckers rollin',
Reply

Wood and felt and leather,
No squirt from a Predator,
Wishin for my bushka at my side.
All the things I'm missin,
Good laughs, beer, and pussy
Are waiting when the bozos all arrive.

Chorus:

Prod em' on, Stir em' up,
Type em' up, Send em' out
flame em'on, rile em' up,
Reply!

Piss em' off, Suck em' in,
Do em in, lie em' off,
Roast em out, toast em' up,
Frame em out, reply
Keep does bozos mailin'
Though they're loudly wailing',
Keep dem emails movin' & alive
Reply!

Don't try to understand them,
Just poke, prod, and Fook 'em
Soon we'll be livin' high and wide.

The nerdie Howie will screw you, Pat Marsons gonna kill you, run from
the Eric new joy-zee FAG, or Soon he will mount you high and wide.

Polygut will blow you while Howie flows you with lies lies lies after
lies.

Donald has a joint to blitz you, Aunty has his raised Petard all high
and wide. Smorgies too fat to ride and now only hides.

Debbie will mace and frame you. Billy's gonna drill you. Jewie the
silly savage is running around in pink going oh my my.

Pat Der Furher has done plonked you. Lou has gone and zonked you and
Melissa will ride you for vare re boo coo boom boom rong time.

Screw em up, post it wrong, flame em up, who's da wolf, who knows,
who cares, DL, rawhide.

Yap it out, stick it in, who let you out, hide your name, lie and spin,
duck and run raw hide.

Sell em out, set em up, skin em out, take em down,
Dump em out, con em up; tell em off, run em in, raw hide

Blop it off, yap it up, whip it out, jerk it off,
smoke some crack ,Talk it up, lie it up, weasel out,
rawhide

Pay it off, Welch it out, shark em bad, hustle home,
POST IT UP, ERASE IT OFF, FLAME EM GOOD:

UP THEIR Ass's, clean it off, now run and hide.... Raw Hide
When you're done, all the hide on their ass's, is raw, ride em
hard, put em up wet. RAWHIDE...

The Wizard of Bozo's Cast of Characters

The Wizard of Oz from Kansas Fast Larry, leading man
Personal assistants to FL. Jennifer Barretta and
Megan Minerich
Dorothy JoeyA
The Scarecrow in pink tights Eric
The Tin-Man Ratchet
Cowardly Lion Smorgie
Wicked Witch Debra Li
Miss Li's assistant Mickey Mouse
Dorthy's mom on the Kansas farm Billiard Babe
Dorthy's father on Kansas farm Billy
Assistant to Billy on the set Helena Thornfeldt
Linda, The Good Witch in a pink dress Bob Jewett of SF
1st assistant to BJ of San Francisco Richard Simmons
Main ferry on the set Purdy DC
2nd Assistant Ferry Pat Marson
3rd Ferry APA-7 Brian/aka Howie
4th Ferry Rude Dog
Main Ho's on the set Barbara and Carol
Den mother Fran Crimi
Priest for confessions Preacher man
Best Boy's Pltrgyst & Aunty Dan
Director Plato
Producer Vito Coreleone
Forist Rickey
Pretty Lady Timberly
Payroll Barry Behrman
Bail Bonds Barry Behrman
Drugs distribution Dennis Hatch
Drug procurement, pimp on set, feather in hat Voodoo Daddy
Buffet scheduling Smorgie
Beer Boy Keith McCreedy
Water Boy Cliff Joyner
Shoe shine boy Cliff Joyner
Watermelons for sale Cliff Joyner
Pastor Steve Lillis
Bartender HopsNBarley
Sheep herder & sheep for rent
Scott Lee
Putting red dots on foreheads of munchkins
Fred Agnir
Entertainment directors
Jose Cuevero, Johnny Walker
MC
Grady
Head Con
IMMSHARMA
IRA liaison & sergeant at arms Gremlin

Newfie liaison Kent McGovern
American Chicago Nazi party liaison Pat Johnson
Communist party liaison Howie
Press Releases Jam
Beautician
9 ball girl
Men's flat top buzz hair cuts and sheep shearing
Zims rack
Main Shrink
Dr. Schopenhauer
Assititant Shrink to Arthur
Dr. Dave
Key Grip
Mike Howeraton
Daily floggings and cane whippings, bannings
Mr. Wilson
Daily raising of the Petard
Auny Dan
Janitor
Bob Johnson
Crazy person in monkeys castle & AC repairman
Purdman
Assistant janitor in charge of cleaning toilets
Gtbul
cfo KT
Accounting Whitewolf
Art Director Bluewolf
Hotel reservations Yappin wolf
Wolf handler and keeper, head wolf in pack Xian Li
Cloth Deno
Editing & rewrites, gimp heat pads Blackjack

Screen Writer Jack Stein
Firewood Bloodworth, Bob Meucci
Stunts & martial arts Bong Soon Han, Pai Mei
Public relations Marissa
Lawyer in charge of lying to the press Howie
Security
Sammy Da Bull Gravono
Chinese catering
WonHunglow
Head Monkey
Boss Tanaka
Head nip zipper head
Honzo Hatori
1st Flying Monkey Pat Johnson
2nd Flying Monkey Lou Figueroa
3rd Flying Monkey JimboCt
4th flying Monkey Eric Da Ferry of New
Joyzee
Maxwell Smart Don Adams
Sherlock Holmes Howiesocal
Head Munchkin Shorty
Mayor of the Munchkins Driver Maker
Cast member voted dumb as a Polar ice rock Ed McCune
Food for the flying monkeys Hamsters by Malone
And introducing a new star making his international debut
RIPP as the Munchkin singing "The Lolli-pop Guild"!!!

Click onto: http://www.book-mom.com/RAWHIDE/
Go to the far right hand column and locate HEAR THE THEME SONG Then
click onto MP3(408kb) Hilarious...just HI-LARRY-US the song was
performed by the Blue Brothers in Bob's country bunker. You can down
load it from Kazaa to hear it, there are many who sung it

If you don't like this or find it offensive, then you can kiss my
ass. Report this to
1-800-328-7447 which spells eat shit.

"May God have mercy on our enemies, they are going to need it!"
General George S. Patton

Scottie, this is FL, BEAM ME UP SCOTTIE, there's no sign of
intelligent life on this planet.

&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

FAST LARRY POOL. SHOW, CLINCS, WORLD WIDE TOUR PRO PLAYER.

Larry plays on six pro pool tours. His tour 9 ball cards are: the UPA,
the men's main 9 ball tour where he ranks 35th in the world in mid
2006. He also plays on the Viking Pro 9 ball tour, Florida 9 ball
tour, SE pro 9 ball tour, the Senior Tour and the APTSA (Artistic Pool
and Trick Shot Association world tour. Larry is also listed on the
tour stats as having one of the highest straight pool runs in history
of 274 balls which is directly behind Ralph Greenleaf's record. He
holds the world record for the high run in rotation, 5 racks, 75 balls.
His high run of 9 racks in 9 ball was only done twice on the pro PBT
tour.
His high run in 8 ball is 8 racks. He is regarded as the greatest shot
maker of all time by many hall of famers and world champions. Einstein
said there are 6 million possible shots and Larry has made all 6
million of them. He has made and duplicated every shot ever made on a
table during the last two centuries. He holds 20 world records in the
sport.
Fax 770-381-1916. POOL QUESTIONS ANSWERED AND FREE INSTRUCTION IS ON
www.poolchat.net In the ask the pros forum.
"Fast Larry" Guninger and Wonder Dog, perform trick shot shows and
entertainment world wide.
Email fast...@bellsouth.net fast Larry at bell south dot net.
DVD's.http://www.fastlarrypool.com/dvdseries_trickshots1_trailer.htm
May God bless and peace be with you. May there now be peace between us.
If you are a real pool player, then fast truly loves you. May the wind
be always on your back and all 9 balls fall.
VENI VIDI VICI, OMNIA VINCIT AMOR. "Latin for "I came, I saw, I
conquered, love conquerors all. Yes I really did do it all and you can
believe it, or not. If you don't believe it, C'est La Vie. " Shoot
straight, innovate, never give up, just run out on the other guy then
there is no way for you to lose. believe it, or not. If you don't
believe it, C'est La Vie. " "Winners make things happen. Losers let
things happen."Winners NEVER QUIT, QUITTERS NEVER WIN.
They say FL can not play. Then explain why he is on the Upa web site
ranked 35th in the world in mid 2006. All truth passes through three
stages. First it is ridiculed. Second it is violently opposed. Third it
is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer (1788
www.fastlarrypool.com best prices in the billiard store, 200 free
articles on how to play.
Lead me, follow me or get the hell out of my way. Do one of the three
please? Come celebrate the wonder of this beautiful game with me and
become a student of it.
Be my friend, walk my way, flow with what I teach you and you will soar
like the Eagle into levels of excellence you never dreamed possible.
Play by feel, not by systems; do not make a simple game complicated. Go
with what you know, go with what is natural.
"Winners make things happen. Losers let things happen." In the words of
Vince Lombardi, "When it comes to the future, there are three kinds of
people: those who let it happen, those who make it happen, and those
who wonder what happened." Vince said you've got to pay the price.
Winning is not a sometime thing, it's an all the time thing. Winning
is a habit, unfortunately so is losing. Vince Lombardi once said,
"The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their
commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of
profession or endeavor. Fast Eddy said about the same thing in the
color of money.
Winning is everything. Winning is the only thing. If you can dream
it, see it, believe it, you can do it and you can be it. You can
perform totally out of the box deep into the Zone, one with the shot,
freewheeling fast and loose with no fear. Then you are a person with
no limits who can achieve anything he can imagine that a human body is
capable of producing. "FL"
Show me a guy who does not mind losing and I will show you a sausage.
Show me a good loser and I will show you a loser. "FL" "Nice
guys finish last" quote from Lou Durocher
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." - Yoda

It is all about visualization, focus, concentration and playing in the
zone. You just see it, feel it, do it: It does not get any deeper
than this? Play pool with an empty mind. "FL"

"Flow with what ever may happen and let your mind be free: Stay
centered by accepting what ever you are doing and what ever comes your
way."
Chuang-Tzu.

Opportunities multiply as they are seized." - Sun Tzu

Fortune favors the brave. Virgil, Aeneid Roman epic poet (70 BC - 19
BC)

Conquer your fear and you conquer the game, the battle, your life and
your fear of death. There is nothing impossible to him who will try.
Alexander The Great 320 BC.

For a man thinks within himself, so he is." Proverbs 23:7 "I can
do all things through Christ who gives me strength." Philippians
4:13

Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the
door will be opened to you.
Rack em sausage, Go play fast and loose. Ride em hard, put em up wet,
leave the ladies smiling. Live free, die well owing no man anything.
May you be in heaven an hour before the devil knows you're dead? In
time, it's all dust in the wind anyway. Don't take your self, or
anything too serious, just be happy and healthy. Laughter good whiskey
and song is the best medicine. If you have a library, a garden, a good
woman and a barrel of Scotch, you have all you need.
Rudolph Wanderone Sr, Minnesota Fats father, told fatty at age 5, a
lucky man lives the sporting life. Never do anything that makes you
unhappy. An unhappy man will not live long. If you are happy, you are
a rich man. If a man has his health, a roof over his head, good food
and friends what else does he need? He is wealthy beyond compare.
Every thing on the earth has a purpose, every disease an herb to cure
it, and every person a mission. You now must learn what you mission is
and fulfill your destiny. Pay your Karma off and be clean for the next
go around.
Be sure to take the time, to smell the flowers along the way. Life is
a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time
and have the time of your life. Wander in wonder of life and follow La
Vie Dansante. As my grand master said and I quote as a loyal parrot
head, why don't we get drunk and screw? Never act your age, stay
young forever. FL is 29; he plans to stay 29 forever. His kids are
now older than he is and do not understand him at all. In 7 more years
his grand children will be older than him. Fl says, when you begin to
act your age, it's all over for you. The number one cause of death
in old people is retirement and boredom. You must always have a hobby
or a job, a project or a hottie your old lady does not know about on
the side to keep you alive and on earth with a purpose.
I want to die being totally alive with my boots on. I don't want to
die being brain dead for a decade with my boots off and rotting in a
bed on a pan. I want to die on top of a 19 year old hottie yelling
who's your daddy, Bonsai just as I catch the big one. Use your
imagination on that one. If you gotta go dudes, go out with a bang
hangin 10. Or when I die, I want to die like my father-- who died
peacefully in his sleep with his boots on and not screaming like all
the passengers riding in his Lincoln Town car who were going downhill
on the interstate at 85mph at the time coming down out of the
mountains. Die happy and you lived a good life. Live you life daily
with honor and pride in your actions and you will sleep like a baby.
When it comes time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled
with the fear of death, so when their time comes they weep and pray for
a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way.
Sing your death song, and die like a hero going home. "Quote Indian
Chief Aupumut."
FL say's only the good die young, God allows all pool hustlers to
live till they are 85 so they can suffer. If I knew I was going to
live this long I would have taken better care of my self. I had a damn
good run and more time here than I expected or planned for so if it all
ends tomorrow, no tears, I lived 3 life times in the same span a normal
man lives one. When I die I want to be cremated and my ashes sprinkled
inside a Super Wal-Mart, then I'll know my kids will finally come to
see me twice a week.
Remember the words of the great Emiliano Zapata . . .
it is better to die on your feet, than live on your knees. . .
I am just a simple teacher. All that I now know is that I now know
nothing. I am nothing but a good ball banger who teaches a good lesson
and puts on a good trick shot show that is the only two things I do
well in life. "The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance. It is
the illusion of knowledge."-Stephen Hawking
Aristotle said "Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the
whole aim and end of human existence."
Fast Larry Guninger, real man, real pool player, real American, real
Christian." God bless the land of the free and of the brave. Fáilte
Roimh Cheartúcháin, Go dtuga Dia suaimhneas síoraí dó. Politically
he is John fookin Wayne and just a little to the right of Attila the
Hun. He say, I ain't runnin for gov-nor so you all can take all that
politically correct bull she-yit and stuff it where da sun don't
shine. I tell it like it is. Some of you, can't deal with the real
truth.

Minnesota Fats: Larry's teacher said? "When I played pool I was like
a psychiatrist. I cured 'em of all their daydreams and delusions." "You
don't learn from smart people, you learn from idiots. Watch what they
do, and then don't do it." Learn to be a lock smith. If you should be
giving the 7 and the snap, don't play for money unless you sell the
pigeon he should give you the 7 and the snap. Then you never lose.
Never put heat on your self, pressure is self induced; only you can put
it on, only you can take it off. The toughest player mentally wins when
skills are equal. "Golf is 90% mental and 10% physical." -- Ben Hogan
said "I am the toughest golfer mentally." -- Tiger Woods agrees as do
all the top pool players.
Paul Newman, in The Color of Money: "Money won is twice as sweet as
money earned." FL says always have something riding on every match, it
steels the nerves.
W. C. Fields: "Trust everyone-and always cut the cards." You can't
con an honest man. Never wise up a sucker or Give a sausage an even
break. Never loan a pool player a penny, but show him where the bank
is and send him there.
Quotes from FL. Exercise is not cracked up to be what it really is.
If God intended for me to be able to touch my toes he would have put my
toes where my knees are now. To prevent sagging when you get old just
eat more and it fills out the wrinkles. The trouble with jogging is the
ice falls out of my scotch glass. If I knew I was going to live this
long I would have taken better care of my self. I am not afraid to
die; I just don't want to be there when it happens. I would rather be
in Philadelphia.

I drink because it makes people more interesting and my wife better
looking. It aint easy being me. I really didn't say everything I
said. I take the 5th on all of it. That's my story and I'm stickin
to it. Don't even think of suing me. My mouthpiece Louie Da Lip
will plead insanity, dementia, Senility, Mental Illness, emotional
disability, cognitive dysfunction, psychological disorders, brain
damage as a child, Alien abduction and RSB long term abuse plus
Alzheimer's disease. I got a bad bottle of Blue Agave and have not
been right since. I will walk in rolling around two steel balls in my
hand like Humphrey Bogart in the Cain Mutiny and No jury will convict
me. I have been every where, done everything and now can't remember
any of it so why did I do it all in the first place? My memory is not
as sharp as it used to be, my memory is not as sharp as it used to be,
my memory is not as sharp as it used to be. When you get old they say
you lose two things, (1) your memory, (2).... Senior moment, let me get
back to you with that one. I gave up looking for my lost shaker of
salt years ago, now I would love just to find my car keys.
I get no respect; tug on tie, that's the entire problem, no respect.

May peace be with you and me, and all of Gods blessings descend upon
you.
God Bless you and God bless America.
Come chat with Larry live at www.poolchat.net. Do not miss the
Encyclopedia of pool, over 200 instruction articles now up on
www.poolchat.net and it's all free. Come to Atlanta and be video
taped in a 7 million dollar state of the art facility in a private room
with 4 gold crowns with Larry one on one. A full day is only $350
which is only $43 an hr, every one else is charging double or triple
this. It is rated as the top teaching facility in the world.
770-381-6609 puts you on the schedule, or wait for FL to show up as he
is a pro UPA touring player and appears coast to coast and catch him
when he comes in town.
About FL's 20 world records, some try and dispute them, FL's answer
is you have two choice's here, you can believe it, or you can believe
it not, FL does not really give a damn which one you get on because he
knows he did them all and is done fighting any one about them. He
proved every one of them by the Guinness world book of records
standards back in the mid 90's. On each record, a full press
release, with the video tape and signed affidavits of the witnesses
were sent out to over 175 interested parties in the industry. 18 of
his 20 records were set not in a pool hall, but at Georgia Tech
University and filmed by an independent studio, TTN. Nobody had ever
proved any thing as complete and perfect as Larry did.
To him it's now a mute point dude. He goes out to his glory knowing
what he did. He offered to bet any one 10K to 300K he could pass a lie
detector test he did all that he said he did and from 1993 when this
offer hit the streets till today, over a decade and a half and not one
scum bum took the bet. FL put his fortune, where his mouth was and
defending what he did with his life savings. If he was a fraud,
somebody would have called his bluff and became rich. Those who
falsely accused him were backed down by him and exposed as the real
frauds and liars. They were all just jealous punks who were all
exposed as nobodies who only wanted to trash those who were what they
could never be, real pro's who could really play.
All truth passes through three stages. First it is ridiculed. Second it
is violently opposed. Third it is accepted as being self-evident. -
Arthur Schopenhauer (1788
A prophet is never recognized or understood in his home land. Jesus
Christ, 30 AD.

The Hustler movie, 1961:
At Finley's mansion SARAH says: Don't wear a mask, Eddie. You don't
have to.(points to Bert) That's Turk, Eddie, the man who broke your
thumbs. Only he's not going to break your thumbs. He'll break your
heart, your guts. And for the same reason -- 'cause he hates you,
'cause of what you are. 'Cause of what you have and he hasn't.
This explains the jealous actions of many people on the pool chat
boards. They can't play, they hate those who can. Later back at the
hotel: In the bathroom mirror we see Bert asleep on his bed. The sheets
are rumpled and tossed about. Then we see Sarah, in her slip, enter the
bathroom and shut the door. She takes out her lipstick and scrawls
across the image of herself in the glass
"Perverted, twisted,crippled." She underlines the word "crippled."
Those 3 words, describes the pool world Fast Larry came up in and
it's his goal in life to help change that image and see a new
generation of pro pool players get respect and finally play for and
earn serious money which they deserve. He want's to see pool become
the great sport it was when he first picked up a cue in the 1940's.
When the top Billiard player had the same respect and the same fame as
all the top athletes in the USA then. Add up the incomes of the world
champion boxer, Dempsey, Tennis star Tilden, Golfer Bobby Jones,
football player Jim Thorpe and baseball legend Babe Ruth and a billiard
player made more than all of them combined, His name was Willie Hoppe.
He was making a million a year in l908 and no pool player since then
has.

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