THE MIRACLE POOL PILL EVERY ONES BEEN DREAMING OF
ramdad...@yahoo.com
How about a simple patch that goes on your arm and cannot be seen. No
chemicals go into your body but suddenly your engergy and strength
increase by 20% as does your mental alertness. It is totally safe and
being now used by Olympic coaches. This patch also offers:
* Increase muscle mass by "turning off" a regulatory protein known
as myostatin
* Induce a state of calm sleep by "turning on" production of
serotonin
* Improve old age by "turning on" the pituitary into making more
hGH
* Improve memory, intelligence and focus by moving acetlycholine
between the left and right brain
* Increase collagen production for surgery-free face lifts
* And dozens of other metabolic processes
Pool players realize they require to be stimulated to play at their
highest levels and turned to booze in the past which turned them into
drunks. They went to bennies and speed which later on destroyed their
neurologital nervous systems and crippled and disabled many. You see
some pros hands shaking badly when they pull the cue back.
Then came Coke, which was expensive and caused many deaths from heart
attacks.
Now, no illegal drugs, no time wasted in the gym, you don't have to
smoke dope in the car or get half plastered on booze to play now. Just
put on the patch and you are a pool God for the day. Your health is
now protected and no more bad things have to be ingested just to play
well.
The question is, if I had such a patch to sell you, and it worked, what
would you pay for one daily patch. What would that be worth to you.
How much are you spending on booze or illegal drugs to obtain this
currenly. How muuch do you now pay for 5 beers just to get loose
before your match? This is not a prank, this is not a joke, this is
serious, many pro golfers are on this now. Please take this post
serious. This may be the most important post you ever read.
da ding dong daddy...
bp
Send me a sample
ramdad...@yahoo.com
this is not Poland, how much would you pay?
Do you get free samples of your beer or pot you now buy?
This stuff is for sale, not as gifts. I am trying to cut you in on the
leading edge of something big and you want it free, maybe I should put
a Twenty in the package also for your trouble? What is with you
people? Does any body on here have two dimes to rub together? Any one
have a pot, or a window??????
da ding dong daddy FL...
Wheeler.Dealer
<ramdad...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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HEY!! Marketing genius,
Listen to da wordz that are comin' outta my mouf'
People are creatures of habit and resistant to change, especially if you
have a dealer who supplies a good product. Now if I happen to have a good
product and you happen to currently have a good dealer, what incentive do
you have to switch to my product?
Price ? Price is relevant to product quality, generally speaking, so that
brings us to Quality, which in this case equals claims of "performance
enhancement". Citing that 'many pro golfers' are using it does not exactly
inspire confidence or prove in any way that your snake oil is any better
than anyone else's snake oil.
Now I know nothing about nothing and you have no reason to believe anything
that I say but, if it we're me, and I had a product with claims like this
one, I'd damn sure give it away. Not to the public at large mind you, but to
certain individuals with the clout or standing to further my cause. Jewett
springs to mind, and a handful of others, at least in this group. Get
someone like that to back the claims you've made and you may get somewhere
with this thing, damn man, this is basic Junior High School shit. Don't you
remember the little pusher dude hangin' out by the play ground, giving away
free samples of whatever to get the little kids hooked. They've got bigger
words for it now, consumer base, residual income, customer loyalty,
branding, but it's still the same old shit.
Insults and sarcasm may bode well for you at open mike night in the comedy
club, but for a product launch........I don't think so.
Just my $00.02
...Could find my dimes ...
W.D
Marketing Genius Extraordinaire
Consultations from $300 an hour
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ramdad...@yahoo.com
Dumb ass, go back, learn how to read. It was a question, you like the
other bozo did not answer the question, what would you pay for that
product that did that thing. What part of, how much would you pay for
this wonder thing, did you not understand. Where did all these Polish
posters come from? Don't you people have a chat board to go on in
Poland? I did not say I had that product for sale did I?
I never even offered to sell it to you, did I? For sure, you don't get
it now.
What the marketing research found out here is, nobody will pay 2
cents, they prefer smoking dope or powerdering their noses. On this
forum you want everything free, nobody has a pot or a window, You are a
bunch of negative ass holes that knock and slam anything new you have
not seen before, that is what my research has come up with, a bunch of
broke bums with no vision. So keep doing that and stay in the past.
The last guy on earth I would give this product to would be jewie. If
i give it to somebody, it will be somebody who can run 3 friggen balls
and he then goes look, I can now run 4 friggen balls with it. Jewie
would write this thesis saying how it would not work. If I gave him an
aspirin today, say we never had seen one before, he would write that
same paper saying it was no good and a dangerous drug and it should be
banned off of the shelves and made into a prescription drug that only
doctors can prescribe. Then Shep comes in and writes 29 pages nobody
can understand and goes brain dead on page three and never sees page 4.
Then Pat jumps in and says it does not work, I've seen you alls song
and dance before.
I must have had 20 people tell me they were fed up with your bull shit
and constant attacks on their opinions and were leaving. I came on 2
months ago just out of curiousity to see just what in the hell was
really going on here.
Yes they were right.
What I am trying to do is show what you are doing, a lot of people do
not like it or your attitudes which suck the big weenie. I did some
research behind the board and found the amount of posts in the last two
months has gone down 60%, that is the number of people you have ran off
the board. You should be happy with that success because that was your
goal.
What the egghead post hole diggers and their pals have been doing it
trying to run off any body with any new ideas other than their own so
they can keep their little play ground all to their own selves so they
can keep sticking their noses up each others asses ever day. That is
what my market reasearch came up with, you and this board, suck. Take
that research snd shove it up your asses.
da ding dong daddy.
RI Pool Player
bp
Wheeler.Dealer
George <--- 1 week and the killfile is already back up to 7
ramdad...@yahoo.com
YOURS HAD TO GET LUCKY AND LIVE...
Wheeler dealer, right, in your wet dreams:
da ding dong daddy...
Wheeler.Dealer
I will however, have to contest the Dumb Ass comment in the last one.
As for your original question, if your imaginary pill/patch did what it
said, I'd buy it and sell it like everything else in the performance
enhancement market right now. The market seems to have leveled out at a
dollar a day for nutritional supplements, so......
You sell them to me for 0.15 or 0.20 for a days supply, 1 patch or 2 pills,
whatever, in bulk quantities.
I'd sell the smaller quantities for maybe $2.49 for a 2 days supply at
tournements, pool halls and convenience stores, and for a whole month
supply, $26.95 at GNC or Wal-Mart, wherever. Go down the neighborhood health
food/vitamin store/GNC take a look around, everything seems to level out at
that price point.
Now, there are a few exceptions, like Andro, it was hot for a while and drew
premium prices. Why, because, as I mention previously, there was a name
behind it, someone with clout, Mark McGuire used it to enhance his
performance during his record season. As soon as he said Andro, overnight it
flew off the shelves.
Whether it helped or not, who knows, who cares, he said it did and that was
enough. Come to think of it, maybe he said it didn't help,,,,,, but it sold
anyway.
How hot would your pill be right now if Earl was using it when he ran 11
staight racks for a million dollars and then stood in front of the camera
and said .....
"Thanks Mr. Daddy, I never coulda done it without DingDongs Big Majik Happy
Pills" ... ( Big, toothy commercial smile )
"Just 2 Big DingDongs down the throat everyday, and your ball count will be
as high as mine in no time"
You see my point, I know, but it doesn't matter, you don't have a pill, you
didn't ask for any advice, and I don't care either way 'cuz I've got Coke
and Booze. :)
Let it go, don't be so mean and hateful, this is a wysiwyg group anyway,
spew forth hate and discontent and that is what you will get in return.
Just one last thing, that 60% decrease in posts, you don't think that it
could be, maybe, just possibly, because it's SUMMER, and people, who have
lives, have better things to do than to sit in front of a damn computer
screen, typing, in silence, to strangers a 1000 miles away that they've
never met, arguing about netiquette used in response to a post about pills
which may or may not exist, which you may or may not have, and which may or
may not be for sale... AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHH!!!!!!
Now that I've gotten that off of my chest,
Have a nice day RD3
By The Way:
<W.D Contests 'Dumb Ass Statement'>
<RD3 Says>
> Dumb ass, go back, learn how to read.
><snip drivle>
> I did not say I had that product for sale did I?
> I never even offered to sell it to you, did I? For sure, you don't get
> it now.
RD3 Also says:
<snip>
>This stuff is for sale, not as gifts. I am trying to cut you in on the
>leading edge of something big and you want it free, maybe I should put
>a Twenty in the package also for your trouble?
End of Rant - Advantage W.D
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Patrick Johnson
shilling for this stuff:
http://www.thelifewave.com/technology.html
These are patches that are supposed to "modulate the body's magnetic
field" to non-intrusively stimulate desired bodily responses. Costs $80
a box. Marketed by Human Growth Hormone hawkers. I'd be pretty
surprised if it does what it says - you'll see lots of language like "it
is thought" in their explanations of the "science".
Pat Johnson
Chicago