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Jun 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/14/98
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Help, I need a name for my new pool room, I will send $50.00 to
the person who's name I use. It will have 18 Valley coin op's & 4
Gold Crown III's, Food and Liquor will be served. Target age 21 &
over, Leagues will be a large part of the biz, along with tourney's.
Please e-mail me with something catchy or different.

Smorgass Bored

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Jun 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/14/98
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18 Valley tables? That's easy...... Valley of The Balls.
show me the money,

Doug W.
~>*) Big Fish EAT Little Fish (*<~


Jossq

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Jun 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/14/98
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how about a prehistoric type atmosphere and call the joint Tyrannasaurus
Racks?

Just a thought, I ll take it in money order or check, HEHEHEHE!
Good Luck!!!

Tom in Texas

Fred Agnir

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mark <mm...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in article
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How 'bout 21 Leagues over the Valley?


Stretch

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Jun 14, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/14/98
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How about "The Rail Q Club"? or "Spots"?

Stretch

http://www.charm.net/~dmheisk/pool.html


Fred Agnir <OHA...@prodigy.net> wrote in article
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FCISA

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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"fifty dollar billiards"


Smorgass Bored

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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I've always figured that if I owned a poolhall or a bar, that I'd have a
huge,TALL flashing neon sign that could be seen for miles that said
Fre_Drinks.... People would come from miles around for their Free Drinks
(thinking that one of the E's had burned out) . Suckers !
rack-em,

The Spectator

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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If i had a pool hall, it would be "Chokers".


Deno J. Andrews

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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mark wrote:
>
> Help, I need a name for my new pool room, I will send $50.00 to
> the person who's name I use. It will have 18 Valley coin op's & 4
> Gold Crown III's, Food and Liquor will be served. Target age 21 &
> over, Leagues will be a large part of the biz, along with tourney's.
> Please e-mail me with something catchy or different.

How about The Super Royale International Professional Billiard As An Art
Academy? Just kidding.

BULLS WIN #6
Deno

wamiller

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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The rabid ferrule
The metered felt
Rheinlandsachsenmeisterschaftenniederbegundenbiljardtische
"Deno's"

Tim Hurson

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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Where is the room located, city and state?
Tim

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Robert W. Johnson

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How about First National Bank Shot of whatever city? Or any other commonly
used Bank name.

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Patrick Johnson

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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mark wrote:

> Help, I need a name for my new pool room, I will send $50.00 to
> the person who's name I use. It will have 18 Valley coin op's & 4
> Gold Crown III's, Food and Liquor will be served. Target age 21 &
> over, Leagues will be a large part of the biz, along with tourney's.
> Please e-mail me with something catchy or different.

Mark's Place

Pat Johnson

John Walkup

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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Uhhhh, no. I'm not playing in any place called Chokers. For the
same reason
I won't go into a local establishment called The Jockey Strap (I'm not
kidding, they
actually called a pool hall The Jockey Strap.).

The Spectator wrote:

> If i had a pool hall, it would be "Chokers".


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John Walkup

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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The Velvet Glove.

Of course, you better hope your patrons understand you are referring to
a Sir Joseph
pool glove. :)

The Spectator

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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The Jockey Strap? And its a pool hall? And i thought mine was bad, but mine
was a joke.

bobgreen

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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mark wrote:

How about:

Just Showin' Off!!

probably the catch phrase that most people associate with good pool
Cheers
Bob

bobgreen

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mark wrote:

> Help, I need a name for my new pool room, I will send $50.00 to
> the person who's name I use. It will have 18 Valley coin op's & 4
> Gold Crown III's, Food and Liquor will be served. Target age 21 &
> over, Leagues will be a large part of the biz, along with tourney's.
> Please e-mail me with something catchy or different.

maybe: Hustlers-R-Us
Humm
Bob

Tom Bellhouse

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Jun 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/15/98
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Doug,

Once upon a time in Hot Springs, Arkansas there was a bar with a neon sign
saying "Free Beer Tomorrow." You can guess the rest. Probably not unique.

Best regards,

Tom

Paul J. Mon

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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I've already sent my two names to mark "Gold Valley Billiards" and
"Valley Crown Billiards". Just thought of one more "Get Felt"

Michael Page

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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Go to any city and look in the yellow pages. You'll find lots of restaurants
with catchy names: Nibbles&Brewski's or whatever. But ask people what are
the BEST restaurants, those time-honored businesses with records of decades
long quality, and I contend you will find a greater portion of simple,
unpretentious names: "TONY'S," "MAQUIRES' RESTAURANT." Names that are too
catchy just seem to go hand in hand with gimicky, flashy businesses that
don't plan at the outset to prosper by offering friendly honest, high quality
services. [I know there are lots of exceptions to this]. So my advice is
don't worry about catchy. Don't worry about those few customers that might
try out your business BECAUSE it has a cool name. Instead, get a simple,
descriptive name: "Springfied Billiards" or "Mark's Billiard Room" and
concentrate your efforts on insuring that everyone who comes into your room
for the first time says to some friend "hey, that's a nice place!"

mike page
fargo


In article <6m0gep$n...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>,


mm...@worldnet.att.net (mark) wrote:
>
> Help, I need a name for my new pool room, I will send $50.00 to
> the person who's name I use. It will have 18 Valley coin op's & 4
> Gold Crown III's, Food and Liquor will be served. Target age 21 &
> over, Leagues will be a large part of the biz, along with tourney's.
> Please e-mail me with something catchy or different.
>


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John Doe

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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HOw about RETARDO'S

or RAILTESTER'S?"


John Walkup

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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Probably the best advice to date. Why not name the pool hall after the street it
is
located on? That way, customers will remember where it is located.
For example, Main Street Billiards.

Michael Page wrote:

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Smorgass Bored

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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I'm sorry,but I need that $50 to lose to other RSBers in Orlando,so I'm
sticking with
" Valley of The Balls "........
show me the money,

Patrick Johnson

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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rakemup wrote:

> Bar-b-que, Billiards, & Blues
>
> (put lots of Stevie Ray Vaughan and Johny Lang on the jute box)

This one actually has some rhythm, in keeping with itself.

Pat Johnson


MEGA-MAN

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Jun 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/17/98
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I'll let ya use my name as long as you use a picture of it (my cue) in your
logo... which I'll be more than happy to design for ya. :o)

HOCUS POCUS

Implies fun, intregue, and pool for all! Don't ya think?... :o) - Matt

P.S.-
If you don't take it, it's open to my brother who's planning to open his own
pool hall here in about a year and a half! :o)

rakemup

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Jun 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/18/98
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The Machine

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Jun 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/18/98
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rak...@telerama.com (rakemup) writes: > Bar-b-que, Billiards, & Blues

>
> (put lots of Stevie Ray Vaughan and Johny Lang on the jute box)

jute box? Jute is what they make mats out of.

Jukebox - you put quarters in it and it plays something resembling
music :)

Anyone want to buy a couple jukeboxes?

Just having fun, please don't take that too personal.

Amy Moore
Junior's Cafe & Billiards

Patrick Greenwald

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Jun 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/18/98
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John Walkup wrote:
>Why not name the pool hall after the street it is
>located on? That way, customers will remember
>where it is located. For example, Main Street Billiards.


I think This is a good idea but it limits opportunities.
A. Moving - which may also limit expansion
B. Growing/Franchising - May or may not be important to you.

There is a pool hall in Rockford IL, where I work, named
State and Madison Billiards. Great name tell you exactly where
they are and what to expect. But there was a place in Washington
(state) named 211, but they moved, still called 211 but not at
211 whatever St. any more. Confusing. In Dever there is a place
called "Table Steaks" and there was action there, the name fit.
Thats a good name. If you didn't want gambling in your place,
That would be a bad name IMO. All in all, I think that a bad
sounding name will hurt you more than a clever name will help
you. In Other Words KISS.

BTW I like Mike P's suggestion.

Patrick Greenwald PGree...@xta.com


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Jun 18, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/18/98
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Patrick Johnson <pjm...@concentric.net> wrote:

>rakemup wrote:
>
>> Bar-b-que, Billiards, & Blues
>>
>> (put lots of Stevie Ray Vaughan and Johny Lang on the jute box)
>
>This one actually has some rhythm, in keeping with itself.

I have absolutely no background on this thread, but did anyone suggest


Bar-B-Cue Billiards & Blues

Takes advantage of the Q part of BBQ without losing the idea that the
place offers food, too. It also eliminates the need for the commas. Or
even

Bar-B-Cues's

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NJ Gremlin

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Jun 19, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/19/98
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Howsabout.....


Banger's

Ka-Banger's! Is this name copyrighted? Remember the 2 balls on a string where
everyone broke their fingers trying to make them hit? Click Clack, Click
Clack... LOL


Kiss Shots

The Double Kiss


:o) Ryan

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


"Old enough to know better, too damn young to care"


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njgr...@aol.com (NJ Gremlin) wrote:
>Howsabout.....
>
>Banger's
>
>Ka-Banger's! Is this name copyrighted? Remember the 2 balls on a string where
>everyone broke their fingers trying to make them hit? Click Clack, Click
>Clack... LOL

I think they were called Clackers.

Gordon Matheson

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Patrick Greenwald <PGree...@xta.com> wrote in article
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> John Walkup wrote:
> >Why not name the pool hall after the street it is
> >located on? That way, customers will remember
> >where it is located. For example, Main Street Billiards.
>
>
> I think This is a good idea but it limits opportunities.
> A. Moving - which may also limit expansion
> B. Growing/Franchising - May or may not be important to you.
>
> There is a pool hall in Rockford IL, where I work, named
> State and Madison Billiards. Great name tell you exactly where
> they are and what to expect. But there was a place in Washington
> (state) named 211, but they moved, still called 211 but not at
> 211 whatever St. any more. Confusing.
>

So that's why nobody can find Madison Square Garden in New York City!
They moved from Madison Square and didn't change the name. Amazing how it
gets filled up all the time. Where is Madison Square anyway?

G.

Ed :-)

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Jun 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/21/98
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I'll wade into this to agree with the simple concept. Call the place
"Mark's" and use the words "Billiards, Food, and Spirits" in the ads, on the
flyers, business cards, and marquee to tell people what they are in for.

Make sure that the food is GOOD, that the portions are FAIR in both the food
and drinks, keep the equipment CLEAN and in good working order. Finally,
make sure that you have the best VENTILATION that you can afford to keep the
place from smelling of tobacco.

You provide that and good SERVICE and you will be able to open the next
"Mark's" in the next town down the road and everyone will know what you
stand for and what they get for their $$$.

Good food, good equipment, good atmosphere, fair prices and fair portions
will bring the patrons back for repeat experience. It's what makes them
tell their friends, and causes them to suggest your place as a destination.

Cutesy names like "Cue Crazy" ,"Billy's Bad Boy Billiards", and "bubba's
Pool Hall" might bring in a player or two, but a place that has the above
(basically service) will bring people who aren't necessarily players, but
just folks out for a good time, or maybe just a burger and a beer.

Oh! And always remember, the real money is in the liquor; (sic) card anybody
that even remotely looks too young.

I wanted to ad $.02, but you got $36.50+.....sorry.

:-) Ed

Michael Page wrote in message <6m8j3m$bts$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>...


>Go to any city and look in the yellow pages. You'll find lots of
restaurants
>with catchy names: Nibbles&Brewski's or whatever. But ask people what are
>the BEST restaurants, those time-honored businesses with records of decades
>long quality, and I contend you will find a greater portion of simple,
>unpretentious names: "TONY'S," "MAQUIRES' RESTAURANT." Names that are too
>catchy just seem to go hand in hand with gimicky, flashy businesses that
>don't plan at the outset to prosper by offering friendly honest, high
quality
>services. [I know there are lots of exceptions to this]. So my advice is
>don't worry about catchy. Don't worry about those few customers that might
>try out your business BECAUSE it has a cool name. Instead, get a simple,
>descriptive name: "Springfied Billiards" or "Mark's Billiard Room" and
>concentrate your efforts on insuring that everyone who comes into your room
>for the first time says to some friend "hey, that's a nice place!"
>
>mike page
>fargo
>
>
>In article <6m0gep$n...@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>,
> mm...@worldnet.att.net (mark) wrote:
>>

>> Help, I need a name for my new pool room, I will send $50.00 to
>> the person who's name I use. It will have 18 Valley coin op's & 4
>> Gold Crown III's, Food and Liquor will be served. Target age 21 &
>> over, Leagues will be a large part of the biz, along with tourney's.
>> Please e-mail me with something catchy or different.
>>
>
>

John Gateley

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Jun 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/21/98
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Ed :-) wrote:
> You provide that and good SERVICE and you will be able to open the next
> "Mark's" in the next town down the road and everyone will know what you
> stand for and what they get for their $$$.

I'll second that. Good service (in places where there are
food and drinks to be served) is what brings me back.

j

Jason Brian Chapa

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Jun 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/21/98
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How about:

'Pocket Your Balls Here'

Jason Brian Chapa
JCh...@wf.quik.com

dave y

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Jun 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/21/98
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18 Valley coin-ops? I would call it "Cue Quarters".

dave y.


Smorgass Bored

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Jun 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/21/98
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Or simply Superglue Lulu's mouth closed...
(mmrff),

Doug W.
~>*) Big Fish EAT Little Fish (*<~

When all else fails,take my advice,
Pull down your pants,and Slide on the ice.


Gordon Matheson

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Jun 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM6/22/98
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LuLu's is your name.

Buy a big white cockatoo. Name it LuLu and teach it to screech out
"RACKEM!" "eight ball in the side pocket", "FREE BEER!" and "ON THE
HOUSE!". When someone is ordering a beer or paying up and LuLu screeches
the right words, you pay.

Keep LuLu on a perch by the cash register so everyone gets to see her up
close.

That will give you a conversational hook for when players are talking about
cool places to play. Of course as several rsbers have pointed out, you
still need good tables, good employees, good conditions and good snacks if
not a larger food service. When figuring in cost of doing business, it
would be a good idea to plan to give freebies occasionally to your good
customers even when LuLu is feeling too funky to speak. Everyone likes to
feel appreciated and even if it's only a buck off someone's $20 tab, it
builds up good vibes for your place.

G.

PS: It might be a good idea to have a second mute LuLu in the office to
bring out when LuLu # 1 is feeling too generous.

>

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If it were me, I'd divide the place in two and keep the french fries
away from the felt. I would appreciate that as a player (the idea of
seeing a ketchup smear on a pool table sort of makes me nauseous). Can
you allow "all ages" on the side with pool tables, and serve liquor next
door? I have no idea. Getting the design "right", and being
appropriate for your locale, will be more important to your success than
the name. Somehow I doubt that tournaments will help pay the rent. In
the last 20 years, I have seen more pool rooms close than open..work the
numbers, and good luck! I hope you are some place like Las Vegas!

Persh83

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On Sunday, June 14, 1998 at 2:00:00 AM UTC-5, mark wrote:
> Help, I need a name for my new pool room, I will send $50.00 to
> the person who's name I use. It will have 18 Valley coin op's & 4
> Gold Crown III's, Food and Liquor will be served. Target age 21 &
> over, Leagues will be a large part of the biz, along with tourney's.
> Please e-mail me with something catchy or different.

As a 12 year old I played at a Nashville pool room called the Golden Rail. I do not know its status today but not a bad name.

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