Top 5 Ugliest Looking Players in the NBA
Miotch!
: The top 5 uglies are:
: 1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
Ummm...who?
: 2. Bryant Reeves (chunks of his hair continue to fall out of his head)
: 3. Patrick Ewing (Gorilla Face)
: 4. Dikembe Mutombo (Big Lips)
: 5. Gheoghe Mureasan (I like him, but he's too big)
Umm...who?
Mitch
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Gary
1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
Garrett M Edson
: The top 5 uglies are:
: 1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
Since when did the Tampa Bay Lightning join the NBA?
G
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Jeffrey Burgoyne
|> Gary (mh...@skyinternet.com) wrote:
|> : The top 5 uglies are:
|>
|> : 1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
|>
|> Since when did the Tampa Bay Lightning join the NBA?
|>
|> G
Oh my god, Garrett even knows hockey.
He'll never ceases to amaze me.
Jeff
Ward R Drennan
>1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
>2. Bryant Reeves (chunks of his hair continue to fall out of his head)
>3. Patrick Ewing (Gorilla Face)
>4. Dikembe Mutombo (Big Lips)
>5. Gheoghe Mureasan (I like him, but he's too big)
>
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DKNCORPSE
<<2. Bryant Reeves (chunks of his hair continue to fall out of his head>>
He looks like the back of his head was attacked by a closet full of moths
Marty
: The top 5 uglies are:
: 1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
: 2. Bryant Reeves (chunks of his hair continue to fall out of his head)
: 3. Patrick Ewing (Gorilla Face)
: 4. Dikembe Mutombo (Big Lips)
: 5. Gheoghe Mureasan (I like him, but he's too big)
Uh, Sorry but Scottie Pippin should definatly be on this list.
He and (former Mets outfielder) George Foster may be the two
ugliest humans ever to play professoinal sports.
SuperKnicksFan
: The top 5 uglies are:
: 1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
: 2. Bryant Reeves (chunks of his hair continue to fall out of his head)
Big Country is strong and handsome and is a power center.
: 3. Patrick Ewing (Gorilla Face)
Ewing is strong and handsome, and is the most handsome player in this
league. Ewing is also married.
: 4. Dikembe Mutombo (Big Lips)
Mutombo is strong and handsome and is a great rebounder and shotblocker.
: 5. Gheoghe Mureasan (I like him, but he's too big)
Muresan is strong and handsome, and makes female fans scream whenever he
makes a powerful dunk.
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Miotch!
: : 1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
: : 2. Bryant Reeves (chunks of his hair continue to fall out of his head)
: : 3. Patrick Ewing (Gorilla Face)
: : 4. Dikembe Mutombo (Big Lips)
: : 5. Gheoghe Mureasan (I like him, but he's too big)
: Uh, Sorry but Scottie Pippin should definatly be on this list.
How about Scottie Pippen (of the Chicago Bulls). Doesn't he deserve some
credit, too? Get this Pippin guy outta here.
: He and (former Mets outfielder) George Foster may be the two
: ugliest humans ever to play professoinal sports.
Mitch
KIRK NEWLAND
: The top 5 uglies are:
: 1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
: 2. Bryant Reeves (chunks of his hair continue to fall out of his head)
: 3. Patrick Ewing (Gorilla Face)
: 4. Dikembe Mutombo (Big Lips)
: 5. Gheoghe Mureasan (I like him, but he's too big)
Hey Kevin, you screaming butt pirate, it looks like I am not the only one
who thinks Ewing looks like the missing link. He has a jaw that is suitable
for crushing wild grains and small rodents. Beware Mr. mh...@skyinternet.com! Kev
Kevin thinks that anyone who talks about Ewing and Gorillas are members of
some Klan.
Kirk
Boyd M. Reed
> In article <4jfnfl$b...@catapult.gatech.edu>,
> Miotch! <gt3...@acmez.gatech.edu> wrote:
> >Marty (mmurphy@noname) wrote:
> >: Gary (mh...@skyinternet.com) wrote:
> >: : The top 5 uglies are:
> >
> >: : 1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
> >: : 2. Bryant Reeves (chunks of his hair continue to fall out of his head)
> >: : 3. Patrick Ewing (Gorilla Face)
> >: : 4. Dikembe Mutombo (Big Lips)
> >: : 5. Gheoghe Mureasan (I like him, but he's too big)
>
> Come on, Anthony Mason has got to be #1!
>
> >: Uh, Sorry but Scottie Pippin should definatly be on this list.
> >
> >How about Scottie Pippen (of the Chicago Bulls). Doesn't he deserve some
> >credit, too? Get this Pippin guy outta here.
> >
> >: He and (former Mets outfielder) George Foster may be the two
> >: ugliest humans ever to play professoinal sports.
> >
> >Mitch
>
> I would include Shawn Bradley on the list too. He's much uglier than
> Brian Bradley (whoever that is).
A nod, perhaps, to Sam Cassell of the Rockets...he's got to do something
about that grill of his.
Actually, Sam's okay when he doesn't smile. ;-)
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Scott
: The top 5 uglies are:
: 1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
: 2. Bryant Reeves (chunks of his hair continue to fall out of his head)
: 3. Patrick Ewing (Gorilla Face)
: 4. Dikembe Mutombo (Big Lips)
: 5. Gheoghe Mureasan (I like him, but he's too big)
Yeah. But who gets the hot babes? You, me or them?
Christopher L. Crites
On 28 Mar 1996, Gary wrote:
> The top 5 uglies are:
>
> 1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
> 2. Bryant Reeves (chunks of his hair continue to fall out of his head)
> 3. Patrick Ewing (Gorilla Face)
> 4. Dikembe Mutombo (Big Lips)
> 5. Gheoghe Mureasan (I like him, but he's too big)
>
How can you not put Rodman on the list. He looks like he has TB or
something. I'm waiting for his face to disintegrate.
Don Sowell
>The top 5 uglies are:
>1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
>2. Bryant Reeves (chunks of his hair continue to fall out of his head)
>3. Patrick Ewing (Gorilla Face)
>4. Dikembe Mutombo (Big Lips)
>5. Gheoghe Mureasan (I like him, but he's too big)
What!?! An "Ugliest players" list without Kemp? Are you just getting
used to looking at him? Or have you simply stopped looking at him for fear
that you would turn to stone?
Don Sowell
Paul vB
>
>Gary (mh...@skyinternet.com) wrote:
>: The top 5 uglies are:
>
>: 1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
>: 2. Bryant Reeves (chunks of his hair continue to fall out of his head)
>: 3. Patrick Ewing (Gorilla Face)
>: 4. Dikembe Mutombo (Big Lips)
>: 5. Gheoghe Mureasan (I like him, but he's too big)
>
>
>ugliest humans ever to play professoinal sports.
OOH I got one! The ugliest player in the NBA has got to be Tyrone Hill.
Boy he looks like his been hit by a Cavalier. Reggie Miller gets a few
votes also.
E-double
#1 Magic Fan
Opinions are my own!!!
brian odom
>Gary (mh...@skyinternet.com) wrote:
>: The top 5 uglies are:
>: 1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
>: 2. Bryant Reeves (chunks of his hair continue to fall out of his head)
>: 3. Patrick Ewing (Gorilla Face)
>: 4. Dikembe Mutombo (Big Lips)
>: 5. Gheoghe Mureasan (I like him, but he's too big)
>Uh, Sorry but Scottie Pippin should definatly be on this list.
>He and (former Mets outfielder) George Foster may be the two
>ugliest humans ever to play professoinal sports.
i don't know who george foster is, but is he uglier than baseball's willie
mcgee?
candidates for my all-ugly team (in no particular order)
sam cassell
scottie pippen
dennis rodman
tyrone hill
patrick ewing
gheorghe muresan
avery johnson
derek harper
jamal mashburn
pervis ellison
acie earl
candidates for my all-face team (in no particular order)
bj armstrong
grant hill
tom gugliotta
doug christie
scott brooks
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Justin Poe
>>1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
>>2. Bryant Reeves (chunks of his hair continue to fall out of his head)
>>3. Patrick Ewing (Gorilla Face)
>>4. Dikembe Mutombo (Big Lips)
>>5. Gheoghe Mureasan (I like him, but he's too big)
>>
The Knicks starting line-up!
Justin
Brad Umland
>From: S102...@cedarville.edu (Justin Poe )
>Subject: Re: Top 5 Ugliest Looking Players in the NBA
>Date: Fri, 29 Mar 1996 16:47:35 GMT
>The Knicks starting line-up!
>Justin
And you can throw their coach in for good measure!!
- Brad
Gary
Nameless One
> >>1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
> >>2. Bryant Reeves (chunks of his hair continue to fall out of his head)
> >>3. Patrick Ewing (Gorilla Face)
> >>4. Dikembe Mutombo (Big Lips)
> >>5. Gheoghe Mureasan (I like him, but he's too big)
> >>
#1 Popeye Jones
Jonathan Paul Rivet
> Bradley is handsome and strong.
> Big Country is strong and handsome and is a power center.
> Ewing is strong and handsome, and is the most handsome player in this
>league. Ewing is also married.
> Mutombo is strong and handsome and is a great rebounder and shotblocker.
> Muresan is strong and handsome, and makes female fans scream whenever he
> makes a powerful dunk.
Makes you scream too, I'm sure.
I think this post explains a few things.
Jon
Gary
Renegade
Edson) wrote:
>Gary (mh...@skyinternet.com) wrote:
>: The top 5 uglies are:
>
>: 1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
>
>Since when did the Tampa Bay Lightning join the NBA?
>
We now interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for this very
important announcement.........
The Vancouver Grizzlies, in an attempt to make history as the most
pathetic team anywhere, anytime, has made a block-buster trade with
the NHL's Tampa Bay Lightning. The Grizzlies have traded everyone on
the team, along with 3 assistant coaches and all 27 fans to Tampa Bay
for Brian Bradley and that female goalie (I don't remember her name).
Of course, the Grizzlies had to sweeten the deal with an unannounced
cash payment, rumored to be in the neighborhood $100 million.
Another rumor has them talking to Chicago Cubs officials about the
secrets of getting rid of premier talent year after year without ever
having a good team. According to Cubs officials, it is "just a
knack," but Vancouver officials are unwilling to accept that reasoning
and continue to pursue a deal.
On another note, the Grizzlies have announced that they intend to
use their first round draft pick next year to pick up Agnus Berister.
The 88 year old widow and mother of 5 children is said to have watched
3 or 4 games during the 94-95 season, although she is not sure who
played in any of them. More news on that later..........
We now return you to your regularly scheduled news group.......
Dave
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hit with a frying pan. (But big, dopey Muresan isn't far behind)
Jeff Towry (jst...@hiwaay.net) wrote:
: SuperKnicksFan <sdar...@barney.poly.edu> wrote:
: > Gary (mh...@skyinternet.com) wrote:
: > : The top 5 uglies are:
: >
: > : 1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
: >
: > Bradley is handsome and strong.
: > : 2. Bryant Reeves (chunks of his hair continue to fall out of his head)
: >
: > Big Country is strong and handsome and is a power center.
: > : 3. Patrick Ewing (Gorilla Face)
: > Ewing is strong and handsome, and is the most handsome player in this
: >league. Ewing is also married.
: > : 4. Dikembe Mutombo (Big Lips)
: >
: > Mutombo is strong and handsome and is a great rebounder and shotblocker.
: > : 5. Gheoghe Mureasan (I like him, but he's too big)
: > Muresan is strong and handsome, and makes female fans scream whenever he
: > makes a powerful dunk.
: Yeah, you like those strong and handsome men don't you?
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Scott
>1. Brian Williams
>2. Karl Malone
>3. Grant Hill
>4. Michael Jordan
>5. Ed O'Bannon
These stupid lists are getting ridiculous. What a waste of time.
BUT.... if you want to start a top 10 worst grammar list....
1) Karl Malone
2) no one else even comes close
But seriously. Did he go straight from HS to the NBA? There's no way
anyone can get through four years of college with that kind of
butchering of the English language.
But then again he makes more in one game than I make the entire year.
So who's the moron? Him or me?
EB
>
>The number 1 should have been Shawn Bradley, not Brian Bradley.
Sorry!
>
No, it should have been David (Beavis) Wood, followed closely by Terry
(My Favorite Martian) Porter, Tyrone (The Skull) Hill (also known as
Jamal Mashburn, his alter-ego), Patrick (Proof man evolved from Apes)
Ewing, and Bryant (Hey, the Flobee really works!) Reeves.
The lifetime achievement award goes to Larry Bird, for winning 3
championships sans chin.
Supergirl
and IMHO, by FAR the sexiest player in the NBA is Dennis Rodman.
No contest. I'd do him any day.
However, the Spurs as a team are the best looking in the league.
Eve
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brian odom
>sabr...@ix.netcom.com(Sabrina ) wrote:
>>1. Brian Williams
>>2. Karl Malone
>>3. Grant Hill
>>4. Michael Jordan
>>5. Ed O'Bannon
>These stupid lists are getting ridiculous. What a waste of time.
>BUT.... if you want to start a top 10 worst grammar list....
>1) Karl Malone
>2) no one else even comes close
oh yeah? how about magic johnson (who was a part time braodcaster)?
have you heard ron harper speak? oh god!
>But seriously. Did he go straight from HS to the NBA? There's no way
>anyone can get through four years of college with that kind of
>butchering of the English language.
ron harper makes dexter manley look very intelligent.
>But then again he makes more in one game than I make the entire year.
>So who's the moron? Him or me?
i'd say you. just because someone makes a ton of money still doesn't exclude
them from being a moron, but money is power, so people tend to respect that.
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Chris Hubner
: : 1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
: : 2. Bryant Reeves (chunks of his hair continue to fall out of his head)
: : 3. Patrick Ewing (Gorilla Face)
: : 4. Dikembe Mutombo (Big Lips)
: : 5. Gheoghe Mureasan (I like him, but he's too big)
: Uh, Sorry but Scottie Pippin should definatly be on this list.
: He and (former Mets outfielder) George Foster may be the two
: ugliest humans ever to play professoinal sports
i
HEY! Otis Nixon would be pissed to not be included with Pippin
and Foster!
Chris
.
Rupesh Kubavat
I would definately agree with David Wood, Tyrone Hill and Patrick Ewing.
In addition to that, I would add in Sam Cassell (sp?).
Marc Reid (BUS)
>Gary <mh...@skyinternet.com> wrote:
>
>>The top 5 uglies are:
>
>>1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
>>2. Bryant Reeves (chunks of his hair continue to fall out of his head)
>>3. Patrick Ewing (Gorilla Face)
what kind of shit is that???
>>4. Dikembe Mutombo (Big Lips)
^^^^^^^^
and what the fuck is wrong wit Big Lips? Sounds like you're some eurocentric
ass hole who needs a fat lip. This is racist bullshit and I wont tolerate
it.
>>5. Gheoghe Mureasan (I like him, but he's too big)
>
Marc
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>sabr...@ix.netcom.com(Sabrina ) wrote:
>
>>1. Brian Williams
>>2. Karl Malone
>>3. Grant Hill
>>4. Michael Jordan
>>5. Ed O'Bannon
>
>These stupid lists are getting ridiculous. What a waste of time.
>BUT.... if you want to start a top 10 worst grammar list....
>
>1) Karl Malone
>2) no one else even comes close
>
>anyone can get through four years of college with that kind of
>butchering of the English language.
>
>So who's the moron? Him or me?
>
>
The fact that you're asking leaves no doubt in my mind who is what.
Scott
>In article <4jmt9i$q...@tribune.concentric.net> rot...@concentric.net writes:
>>sabr...@ix.netcom.com(Sabrina ) wrote:
>>
>>>1. Brian Williams
>>>2. Karl Malone
>>>3. Grant Hill
>>>4. Michael Jordan
>>>5. Ed O'Bannon
>>
>>These stupid lists are getting ridiculous. What a waste of time.
>>BUT.... if you want to start a top 10 worst grammar list....
>>
>>1) Karl Malone
>>2) no one else even comes close
>>
>>But seriously. Did he go straight from HS to the NBA? There's no way
>>anyone can get through four years of college with that kind of
>>butchering of the English language.
>>
>>But then again he makes more in one game than I make the entire year.
>>So who's the moron? Him or me?
>The fact that you're asking leaves no doubt in my mind who is what.
Well, who the fuck axed you?
brian odom
>We now interrupt your regularly scheduled programming for this very
>important announcement.........
> The Vancouver Grizzlies, in an attempt to make history as the most
>pathetic team anywhere, anytime, has made a block-buster trade with
>the NHL's Tampa Bay Lightning. The Grizzlies have traded everyone on
>the team, along with 3 assistant coaches and all 27 fans to Tampa Bay
>for Brian Bradley and that female goalie (I don't remember her name).
manon rheaume? damn, i actually know some hockey! damn, i'm good! :)
i hate hockey, btw.
>Of course, the Grizzlies had to sweeten the deal with an unannounced
>cash payment, rumored to be in the neighborhood $100 million.
:)
> Another rumor has them talking to Chicago Cubs officials about the
>secrets of getting rid of premier talent year after year without ever
>having a good team. According to Cubs officials, it is "just a
>knack," but Vancouver officials are unwilling to accept that reasoning
>and continue to pursue a deal.
what about the deal to bring rebecca lobo to the grizzlies? the grizzlies
sure could use the extra help. or they could get her uconn buddy, kara
wolters. now, that would be grizzly! assuming she forgoes her senior year...
> On another note, the Grizzlies have announced that they intend to
>use their first round draft pick next year to pick up Agnus Berister.
>The 88 year old widow and mother of 5 children is said to have watched
>3 or 4 games during the 94-95 season, although she is not sure who
>played in any of them. More news on that later..........
why not? the pacers did show interest in "dave's (letterman) mom".
>We now return you to your regularly scheduled news group.......
--
brian odom
go lady dogs! even though you lost to tennessee, you had an excellent season!
Anjela Conner
Shawn Bradley
Patrick Ewing
(Hmm... the three biggest uglies are all centers. Is this a trend?)
Scottie Pippen
Dennis Scott
John Starks
Anthony Mason
That Oakley guy from the Knicks
Oh, what the heck, ALL the Knicks
Shaquille O'Neal
Detlef Schremp
Jason Kidd
Umm, that's as many uglies as I can think of for now without
barfing... ;-)
Anjela
Anjela Conner
: 1. Brian Williams
: 2. Karl Malone
: 3. Grant Hill
: 4. Michael Jordan
: 5. Ed O'Bannon
Rik Smits
Fred Hoiberg
Grant Hill
David Robinson
Travis Best
Yes, I'm from Indiana... ;-)
Anjela
James
>>Gary <mh...@skyinternet.com> wrote:
>>
>>>3. Patrick Ewing (Gorilla Face)
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>what kind of shit is that???
>>>4. Dikembe Mutombo (Big Lips)
> ^^^^^^^^
>
>and what the fuck is wrong wit Big Lips? Sounds like you're some eurocentric
>ass hole who needs a fat lip. This is racist bullshit and I wont tolerate
>it.
>
Thank you. Small lips sure didn't keep Joe Jacoby (or the
aforementioned Larry Bird) from being one of the ugliest
humans to ever play professional sports.
Jim Feasel
says...
>
>
>1. Brian Williams
>2. Karl Malone
>3. Grant Hill
>4. Michael Jordan
>5. Ed O'Bannon
>
>I REGRET THAT I ANSWERED ON THE UGLY LIST AND I HOPE SAM FORGIVES ME---
Mine are:
1.) Michael Jordan (most handsome man alive)
2.) Penny Hardaway
3.) Reggie Miller
4.) Dale Davis
5.) Robert Horry
SEE YA
Chica
Helen Yue He
1. M.J.
2. Charles Smith
3. Penny Hardaway
4. Grant Hill
5. B.J. Armstrong
brian odom
>In article <4jlg8s$1...@parlor.hiwaay.net> jst...@hiwaay.net (Jeff Towry) writes:
>>Gary <mh...@skyinternet.com> wrote:
>>
>>>The top 5 uglies are:
>>
>>>1. Brian Bradley (Scronny bag of bones)
>>>2. Bryant Reeves (chunks of his hair continue to fall out of his head)
>>>3. Patrick Ewing (Gorilla Face)
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^
>what kind of shit is that???
it's the fact that he looks like a gorilla. get over it.
>>>4. Dikembe Mutombo (Big Lips)
^^^^^^^^
>and what the fuck is wrong wit Big Lips? Sounds like you're some eurocentric
>ass hole who needs a fat lip. This is racist bullshit and I wont tolerate
>it.
and how so? he get mad about gorilla face, etc, but don't say anything about
the white players comments. how selective of you.
and how is gorilla racist? he didn't say that he is less of man or a gorilla
because he's black; he simply stated he looked like a gorilla (which i agree).
unless of course, you're black and you think *you* look like a gorilla so
whenever someone says gorilla, you automatically assume that it's referring
to a black person because he's black.
>>>5. Gheoghe Mureasan (I like him, but he's too big)
>>
and if he called muresan a gorilla, you probably wouldn't have even thought
twice of posting anything negative.
the only way gorilla could be racist is if he referred to patrick ewing as
wild, lacking intelligence, low iq, primal beast. he wasn't talking about
how ewing *is*, just how he *looks*. he didn't say anything negative about
*him*, just his looks.
--
brian odom
hell, ewing does look like a gorilla though, you have to admit...
Rob Carpenter
>From: bo...@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom)
>Subject: Re: Top 5 Ugliest Looking Players in the NBA
[Marc Reid bable deleted]
-
>brian odom
>hell, ewing does look like a gorilla though, you have to admit...
That or he does a great Charleton Heston/ Roddy McDowell impression.
Rob Carpenter
Govindra Jairam
1) Micheal jordan (bald as a tire)
2) Karl Malone (a cowboy wanna be, more like a cow instead)
3) Robert Horry ( fresh prince clone?)
4) Christian Laettner ( Mop top )
5) Steve Smith ( winer supreme )
Leo James
>The entire Pdx Blazers team is butt-ugly.
Naw, here's my all-ugly team...
At the 1 (Point Guard) : Mugsy Bogues, Washington Bullets
At the 2 (Shooting Guard): Sam Cassall, Houston Rockets
At the 3 (Small Forward) : Scotty Pippen, Chicago Bulls
At the 4 (Power Forward) : Ed Pinkney, Milwaukee Bucks
At the 5 (Center) : Gheorge Muresan, Washington Bullets
WARNING: This much ugly in one place could be lethal! Don't try
this at home.
>and IMHO, by FAR the sexiest player in the NBA is Dennis Rodman.
>No contest. I'd do him any day.
To each, his own. I think the handsomest guy in the NBA is Robert
Horry of the Rockets.
>However, the Spurs as a team are the best looking in the league.
ok
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Marc Reid (BUS)
>In article <4jug9b$t...@piano.cs.indiana.edu> bo...@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom) writes:
>>From: bo...@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom)
>>Subject: Re: Top 5 Ugliest Looking Players in the NBA
>>Date: 3 Apr 1996 13:33:15 -0500
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>>brian odom
>>hell, ewing does look like a gorilla though, you have to admit...
What do you mean he looks like a gorillla? Just like Allen Iverson is a
tough monkey right? And Shaq is Congo, or also a gorilla if you talk to
Bobby Knight. All I'm gonna say is that if Ewing was white this shit would
not be said because I have never heard a white person refer to another
caucasoid as a primate of any kind, yet yo'll are a whole lot closer to
monkeys than any black man ever could be, and that's coming from one
of your own. Recognize. Bring on yo'lls bullshit and I'll throw mad knowledge
up in your faces.
>That or he does a great Charleton Heston/ Roddy McDowell impression.
>
>Rob Carpenter
And fucking Muresan is more reminiscent of a gorilla than Ewing ever could
be, you dumb ass mutant. But you're the same idiot who thought I was white
until I set you straight. Don't let me have to go off again, because shit
will get very ugly, no pun intended. Sometimes I think I'm on one of those
neo-nazi groups, some of the shit and ignorance I encounter around here.
You say a black man 'looks like a gorilla' and expect love? Maybe from some
crossover wannabe, but you're dealing with a real nigga here and I don't play
dat.
no doubt.
Marc
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brian odom
>heres my list:
when i think of ugly, these names do not pop up in my mind first.
come on, how can you leave off cassell or ewing or tyrone hill?
anyways, i will agree with you about horry being a fresh prince clone.
maybe, we need to start an nba look-a-like thread.
here's a start:
robert horry = will smith
horace grant = harvey grant (no shit)
darrin hancock = glenn robinson?
otis thorpe = denzel washington?
mike bibby (from mcdonald's high school game) = jason kidd
ed o'bannon = snoop doggy dogg?
at one point, pete myers and scottie pippen looked alike.
pete was wearing his little afro and wanted to be like pippen.
but, now they are different.
i know this guy named clyde hull who looks JUST LIKE toni kukoc, it's
scary. he gets bugged about it all the time from everyone and everywhere
he goes. but, he is only about 6'0" though, so some people think that he is
his brother or something.
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cooper andrew j
> robert horry = will smith
> horace grant = harvey grant (no shit)
really?
> darrin hancock = glenn robinson?
> otis thorpe = denzel washington?
> mike bibby (from mcdonald's high school game) = jason kidd
> ed o'bannon = snoop doggy dogg?
I don't know about all of these... but what about Derek Harper (Montel Wms)?
Scott
>robert horry = will smith
>horace grant = harvey grant (no shit)
>darrin hancock = glenn robinson?
>otis thorpe = denzel washington?
>mike bibby (from mcdonald's high school game) = jason kidd
>ed o'bannon = snoop doggy dogg?
Karl (Rodney King) Malone
Rob Carpenter
>From: re...@soleil.acomp.usf.edu. (Marc Reid (BUS))
>Subject: Re: Top 5 Ugliest Looking Players in the NBA
[snip]
>>That or he does a great Charleton Heston/ Roddy McDowell impression.
>>
>>Rob Carpenter
>And fucking Muresan is more reminiscent of a gorilla than Ewing ever could
>be, you dumb ass mutant. But you're the same idiot who thought I was white
>until I set you straight. Don't let me have to go off again, because shit
>will get very ugly, no pun intended. Sometimes I think I'm on one of those
>neo-nazi groups, some of the shit and ignorance I encounter around here.
>You say a black man 'looks like a gorilla' and expect love? Maybe from some
>crossover wannabe, but you're dealing with a real nigga here and I don't play
>dat.
Now I'm really scared. I didn't know you were some Method Man, Dr. Dre
wannabe. Guess I should beg for your forgiveness. NEVER!!!! You are nothing
more than a loud mouthed, foul mouthed, know nothing, THUG!!!!
Let it get ugly, 'cause your dealing with a real honki, and I don't play dis.
Rob Carpenter
>no doubt.
>Marc
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brian odom
>umja...@cc.umanitoba.ca (Govindra Jairam) writes:
>>heres my list:
>>1) Micheal jordan (bald as a tire)
>>2) Karl Malone (a cowboy wanna be, more like a cow instead)
>>3) Robert Horry ( fresh prince clone?)
>>4) Christian Laettner ( Mop top )
>>5) Steve Smith ( winer supreme )
>when i think of ugly, these names do not pop up in my mind first.
>come on, how can you leave off cassell or ewing or tyrone hill?
>anyways, i will agree with you about horry being a fresh prince clone.
>maybe, we need to start an nba look-a-like thread.
>here's a start:
>robert horry = will smith
>horace grant = harvey grant (no shit)
>darrin hancock = glenn robinson?
>otis thorpe = denzel washington?
>mike bibby (from mcdonald's high school game) = jason kidd
>ed o'bannon = snoop doggy dogg?
>at one point, pete myers and scottie pippen looked alike.
>pete was wearing his little afro and wanted to be like pippen.
>but, now they are different.
some more to add...
rex chapman = billy crystal?
bill wennington = jesus with a haircut
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terrewhitemon
sam bowie = pickle nosed, sweet pea-esque henchmen of the Sea Hag from
very old Popeye cartoons
phil jackson = jerry garcia
judd buechler = fred astaire
will perdue = gomer pyle
brian odom
OH MY GOD!!! YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
whew, i'm dying over here!
>phil jackson = jerry garcia
never heard of him until he died anyways, so i really don't know...
>judd buechler = fred astaire
>will perdue = gomer pyle
yes! especially when he raises his hand up when he fouls someone! yes!
some more to add...
dennis rodman = that one actor in _i'm gonna git u sucka_ when he stepped
out of jail in that pimp outfit. he won the pimp of the year award too.
damn, i don't know his name.
chris mullin = some dude i seen on some group (beastie boyz?)
big gheorghe = herman munster (no brainer)
haywoode workman = george mccloud?
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brian odom
Neihyun Park
but Cory Alexander has to be put up there somewhere...
the smile is killa... (and i AM a female.)
he's just a rookie this year with the Spurs but if/when he gets
more press later, i'm sure some people will agree.
Courtenay Godshall
: maybe, we need to start an nba look-a-like thread.
: here's a start:
: robert horry = will smith
: horace grant = harvey grant (no shit)
: darrin hancock = glenn robinson?
: otis thorpe = denzel washington?
: mike bibby (from mcdonald's high school game) = jason kidd
: ed o'bannon = snoop doggy dogg?
Mario Elie = Ron Harper (Chicago)
Courtenay Godshall
: sabr...@ix.netcom.com(Sabrina ) wrote:
: >1. Brian Williams
: >2. Karl Malone
: >3. Grant Hill
: >4. Michael Jordan
: >5. Ed O'Bannon
: These stupid lists are getting ridiculous. What a waste of time.
: BUT.... if you want to start a top 10 worst grammar list....
: 1) Karl Malone
: 2) no one else even comes close
Shaq is a definite contender
: But seriously. Did he go straight from HS to the NBA? There's no way
mmc...@ciaccess.com
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> rex chapman = billy crystal?
> bill wennington = jesus with a haircut
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I always thought Rex Chapman looked like the lead singer for the Gin Blossoms...
Holliman Matthew J
Has anyone else noticed that Del Harris looks like the Stuart Smalley (sp?)
character from SNL?
Matt
Member of the Luc Longley Internet Fan Club (Unofficial)
brian odom
>>>>>maybe, we need to start an nba look-a-like thread.
>Has anyone else noticed that Del Harris looks like the Stuart Smalley (sp?)
>character from SNL?
nah, del harris = leslie neilsen. you know the guy on all the naked gun
movies, etc. the white hair just gives it away.
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Sabrina
Brian Hill looks like a smurf
Scottie Pippen looks like the Bulls logo
In <4kba6e$m...@piano.cs.indiana.edu> bo...@cs.indiana.edu (brian odom)
writes:
Joe Verghese
Gary J. Heidenreich
sort of reminds me of Popeye?!?
Gary Heidenreich
Sabrina (sabr...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
: Sam Cassell looks like E.T.
Thanikai
>
> No, no, no, no. Phil Jackson looks like the Bulls logo. Benoit Benjamin
> sort of reminds me of Popeye?!?
>
> Gary Heidenreich
>
> Sabrina (sabr...@ix.netcom.com) wrote:
> : Sam Cassell looks like E.T.
> : Brian Hill looks like a smurf
I think Brian Hill looks like Barney from the Flintstones
David Reid
>I think Brian Hill looks like Barney from the Flintstones
>
Unabomber.
dave
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A waste of bandwidth
: My girlfriend is convinced that Brian Hill looks like the
: Unabomber.
That would explain a lot.
Jeffrey Tolin
(Seriously, I remember picking up my newspaper in the morning, looking at
the photos and saying "AAAAHHHH!!!! Chris Mullin is the bomber!!!"
Michael Pascua
sam cassel and tyrone hill? don't know. look at some pics and you be
the judge.
Dipak Prasad,risa
Just noted this one in Sunday's CHi-Cle game...
Jud Beuchler and Dan Majerle, whattya think?
D.
js5...@cnsvax.albany.edu
>
>sam cassel and tyrone hill? don't know. look at some pics and you be
>the judge.
>
I'm sure that Cassel wasn't separated at birth from Hill, because I'm positive
that Cassel and Greg Anthony are twins.
Jonathan