Stupid Rennie.......
Jeffrey S. Hoeft
that Rennie Clemons has been charged with aggravated battery.
He supposedly hit his girlfriend in the face with his fist.
STUPID!!!!!!! God I hope that Kiwanee Garis (sp?) can live
up to his press clippings, as it appears as though Rennie
is trying every possible way to not play next season. He has
kind of had it tough lately though, what with his father
dying and all.
Jeff
Go Illini
Marek Lugowski
>It was reported on the local news in Champaign this morning
>that Rennie Clemons has been charged with aggravated battery.
>He supposedly hit his girlfriend in the face with his fist.
....
>is trying every possible way to not play next season. He has
>kind of had it tough lately though, what with his father
>dying and all.
Gee... you'd think the kids from Sarajevo would be a holly terror, based
on this premise. If Mr. Clemons plasters his gf's face with his fist, how
will he take Jalen's trash talking or a blown call?
Congrats to Lou Henson for recuiting another fine upstanding jerk.
>Jeff
>Go Illini
To jail, do not collect $200. While at it, go to hell, and take your
half-time sidewhow with you.
-- Marek
Jeffrey S. Hoeft
> shg...@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Jeffrey S. Hoeft) writes:
>>It was reported on the local news in Champaign this morning
>>that Rennie Clemons has been charged with aggravated battery.
>>He supposedly hit his girlfriend in the face with his fist.
>....
>>is trying every possible way to not play next season. He has
>>kind of had it tough lately though, what with his father
>>dying and all.
>Gee... you'd think the kids from Sarajevo would be a holly terror, based
>on this premise. If Mr. Clemons plasters his gf's face with his fist, how
>will he take Jalen's trash talking or a blown call?
That comment wasn't meant to excuse the action, it was simply a side
note to the discussion. My apologies if it appeared that way.
But to continue in you line of reasoning, are you comparing loosing
a father to trash talk or a blown call? While both events may cause
distress, I hardly think that one may cause an individual to react
in the same manner as another.
>Congrats to Lou Henson for recuiting another fine upstanding jerk.
That is an interesting statement, as Rennie was recruited by a number
of institutions across the country.
>>Jeff
>>Go Illini
>To jail, do not collect $200. While at it, go to hell, and take your
>half-time sidewhow with you.
> -- Marek
Hmmmm, what exactly did the Illini do to you for you to wish
eternal damnation upon them?
Jeff
Damn, next time I wont bother posting local info!
Randy Peppler
>>>It was reported on the local news in Champaign this morning
>>>that Rennie Clemons has been charged with aggravated battery.
>>>He supposedly hit his girlfriend in the face with his fist.
>>....
>>>is trying every possible way to not play next season.
Did Clemons make it through summer school? I know there was
some question about that. Also, Shelly Clark needed to pass
one last JC class. Any word?
--
- Randy
pep...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu
Marek Lugowski
>>>It was reported on the local news in Champaign this morning
>>>that Rennie Clemons has been charged with aggravated battery.
>>>He supposedly hit his girlfriend in the face with his fist.
>>....
>>>is trying every possible way to not play next season. He has
>>>kind of had it tough lately though, what with his father
>>>dying and all.
[me:]
>>Gee... you'd think the kids from Sarajevo would be a holly terror, based
>>on this premise. If Mr. Clemons plasters his gf's face with his fist, how
>>will he take Jalen's trash talking or a blown call?
[Jeffrey:]
>That comment wasn't meant to excuse the action, it was simply a side
>note to the discussion. My apologies if it appeared that way.
>But to continue in you line of reasoning, are you comparing loosing
>a father to trash talk or a blown call? While both events may cause
>distress, I hardly think that one may cause an individual to react
>in the same manner as another.
I said Sarajevo, bom-bom. What is your reading comprehension? And since
when is losing one's father a license to smash up the face of a woman?,
let alone one's "girlfriend"? Que macho!
>>Congrats to Lou Henson for recuiting another fine upstanding jerk.
>
>That is an interesting statement, as Rennie was recruited by a number
>of institutions across the country.
Lou has a way of winning in some categories...
>>>Jeff
>>>Go Illini
>>To jail, do not collect $200. While at it, go to hell, and take your
>>half-time sidewhow with you.
>Hmmmm, what exactly did the Illini do to you for you to wish
>eternal damnation upon them?
Eternal damnation??? Isn't living and going to school on the soy/corn/
swine plain of Urbana/Champaign punishment enough? Going to hell would be
a pleasant daytrip, I'd think...
To answer the "to you" question: just the school colors alone make me ill.
Besides, the Whining Swini Athletics is historically the least ethical
program in the Big10, or so it would seem from NCAA penalties, so why not
detest them and abhore them and root agaisnt them, thus making it a
one-stop shopping trip? It's particularly gratifying since they lose often
but can put up a fight. Need I bring up the crummy sprawling campus, too?
>Damn, next time I wont bother posting local info!
Aggrevated Pouting, loss of down, 15 yards! Oh, my God! This is so cool,
so UIUC/AndyKaufmanesque of you! Good job, doobie. I nominate this dude
for the FOP distinction. By the way, won't has an aposthrophe, while wont
is an altogether different word. Won't you look it up, if such is your
wont? Try the underground (aptly) undergraduate library, that disgusting
tomb of learning-uninterested party-school dweebs and geeks. (In all
fairness, there is a similar building with similar clientele to that at IU
Bloomington, albeit it is way cooler architecturally).
-- Marek
Jeffrey S. Hoeft
>--
> - Randy
> pep...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu
The word is still out on Rennie passing summer school. As I said
earlier, his father passed away this summer, so he spent some
time at home. I'm not sure how many classes he missed due to this,
or how much work he may have to make up, but no official word has
been given as to his status.
Shelly Clark is signed sealed and delivered. He passed his class
and has been on campus, playing in the pickup games with the rest
of the players. I've watched a couple of games and he appears to
be more than just some thug from the JC ranks. Definitely has the
strength that we need, and appears to possess soft hands and a
decent jump shot. As long as he limits turnovers, plays tough
D, and hits the boards I'll be happy.
Jeff
althauser john w
> Did Clemons make it through summer school? I know there was
> some question about that. Also, Shelly Clark needed to pass
> one last JC class. Any word?
>--
> - Randy
> pep...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu
Clemons probably isn't an idiot, but he does a good impression.
Rennie missed the last days of summer classes due to his
father's death. He was given a time extension to complete
the work, it likely coincides with the start of the
fall classes.
Clark passed his JC math course, graduated from Indian Hills CC,
and was recently seen bowling bodies over at IMPE.
John Althauser
jwag...@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu
h
Jeffrey S. Hoeft
> jshg...@uxa.cso.uiuc.edu (Jeffrey S. Hoeft) writes:
>>>>It was reported on the local news in Champaign this morning
>>>>that Rennie Clemons has been charged with aggravated battery.
>>>>He supposedly hit his girlfriend in the face with his fist.
>>>....
>>>>is trying every possible way to not play next season. He has
>>>>kind of had it tough lately though, what with his father
>>>>dying and all.
>[me:]
>>>Gee... you'd think the kids from Sarajevo would be a holly terror, based
>>>on this premise. If Mr. Clemons plasters his gf's face with his fist, how
>>>will he take Jalen's trash talking or a blown call?
>[Jeffrey:]
>>That comment wasn't meant to excuse the action, it was simply a side
>>note to the discussion. My apologies if it appeared that way.
>>But to continue in you line of reasoning, are you comparing loosing
>>a father to trash talk or a blown call? While both events may cause
>>distress, I hardly think that one may cause an individual to react
>>in the same manner as another.
>I said Sarajevo, bom-bom. What is your reading comprehension? And since
>when is losing one's father a license to smash up the face of a woman?,
>let alone one's "girlfriend"? Que macho!
Bom-bom??? Bom-bom??? That's a good one, but I do not understand your
complaint about my clarification. I too was dissappointed at the fact
that someone would smash the face of a woman, no matter what the
circumstances. However, I was unable to understand your line of
reasoning about 'if Mr. Clemons plasters his gf's face with his fist,
how will he take Jalen's trash talking or a blown call?' By that do
you imply that he will react even worse if these situations were to
occur? You first misconstrue my comment into 'Rennie hit his girl
friend because his father died.' Then you wonder what he will do
after a blown call or trash talk. I'm certain that you have an
explanation for this.
>Eternal damnation??? Isn't living and going to school on the soy/corn/
>swine plain of Urbana/Champaign punishment enough? Going to hell would be
>a pleasant daytrip, I'd think...
Whatever.
>To answer the "to you" question: just the school colors alone make me ill.
Close your eyes.
>Besides, the Whining Swini Athletics is historically the least ethical
>program in the Big10, or so it would seem from NCAA penalties, so why not
>detest them and abhore them and root agaisnt them, thus making it a
>one-stop shopping trip? It's particularly gratifying since they lose often
>but can put up a fight. Need I bring up the crummy sprawling campus, too?
Sure, why not, nothing else you say really makes any sense.
>>Damn, next time I wont bother posting local info!
>Aggrevated Pouting, loss of down, 15 yards! Oh, my God! This is so cool,
>so UIUC/AndyKaufmanesque of you! Good job, doobie. I nominate this dude
>for the FOP distinction. By the way, won't has an aposthrophe, while wont
>is an altogether different word. Won't you look it up, if such is your
>wont? Try the underground (aptly) undergraduate library, that disgusting
>tomb of learning-uninterested party-school dweebs and geeks. (In all
>fairness, there is a similar building with similar clientele to that at IU
>Bloomington, albeit it is way cooler architecturally).
> -- Marek
Might you be a slight bit anal? While I can understand someone who enjoys
flaming for the sake of flaming, checking spelling and the like seems
rather petty and child-like.
Furthermore, your comment about the library here and the one at IU is
rather interesting. Do you know where the idea/design for the IU one
came from? Yep, that was an imitation of the one here.
Jeff
cub...@garnet.berkeley.edu
Jeff, you are wasting time trying to respond rationally to the postings with
this signature at the end:
>>> ---Marek
This guy never ceases to amaze me with his interminable, creative, irrational,
ridiculous, pointless, and idiotic bashing of the Illinois program.
Marek Lugowski
^------ a so-Illini handle!
>>>> ---Marek
This may or may not be true, but who is this "---Marek" dude??? And how
come he is using a signature so similar to mine? To confuse fatheads who
cheer for Whining Swini? I hope not! Confusing the already confused is
unsportsmanlike conduct.
-- Marek
P.s. "creative"+"idiotic"...? Who taught you English? UIUC English Dept?
J. Exby
>Gee... you'd think the kids from Sarajevo would be a holly terror, based
>on this premise. If Mr. Clemons plasters his gf's face with his fist, how
>will he take Jalen's trash talking or a blown call?
agreed. he should have waited to hit jalen sometime this season,
cause he would have deserved it more than the gf.
>Congrats to Lou Henson for recuiting another fine upstanding jerk.
whatever. i am sure you will now recite Rennie's past offenses
and run-ins with the law wont you?
>To jail, do not collect $200. While at it, go to hell, and take your
>half-time sidewhow with you.
> -- Marek
and you stay up in your nice little north suburban neighborhood
worrying how you can be the next primetime-yuppie-wanna be living
in chicago.
::j
Randy Peppler
>pep...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Randy Peppler) writes:
>> Did Clemons make it through summer school? I know there was
>> some question about that. Also, Shelly Clark needed to pass
>> one last JC class. Any word?
>The word is still out on Rennie passing summer school. As I said
>earlier, his father passed away this summer, so he spent some
>time at home. I'm not sure how many classes he missed due to this,
>or how much work he may have to make up, but no official word has
>been given as to his status.
I just read last night that he has until August 26 to get
his academic house in order, given an extention due to his
father's death. As for the altercation with the woman,
who knows what Lou will do with that one? How many strikes
do you think Rennie will be given before he's out?
>Shelly Clark is signed sealed and delivered. He passed his class
>and has been on campus, playing in the pickup games with the rest
>of the players. I've watched a couple of games and he appears to
>be more than just some thug from the JC ranks. Definitely has the
>strength that we need, and appears to possess soft hands and a
>decent jump shot. As long as he limits turnovers, plays tough
>D, and hits the boards I'll be happy.
Loren Tate or someone said that he was compared to Kenny
Williams at Purdue. If so, God help him... ;-)
Randy
--
- Randy
pep...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu
Mike Lewis
:
: >Damn, next time I wont bother posting local info!
: Aggrevated Pouting, loss of down, 15 yards! Oh, my God! This is so cool,
: so UIUC/AndyKaufmanesque of you! Good job, doobie. I nominate this dude
: for the FOP distinction. By the way, won't has an aposthrophe, while wont
: is an altogether different word. Won't you look it up, if such is your
: wont? Try the underground (aptly) undergraduate library, that disgusting
: tomb of learning-uninterested party-school dweebs and geeks. (In all
: fairness, there is a similar building with similar clientele to that at IU
: Bloomington, albeit it is way cooler architecturally).
I normally abhor spelling flames, but, what with Marek coming down so hard on
the guy for leaving an "aposthrope" out of "won't", I couldn't resist. That
kind of post really "aggrevates" me.
--
Mike Lewis "Donuts! Is there anything they *can't* do?"
Senior Systems Analyst Homer Simpson
JMB Realty Corporation
All opinions expressed are absolutely, positively, and unequivocally my own.
Marek Lugowski
[some haplessly serious dude:]
>: >Damn, next time I wont bother posting local info!
[me:]
>: Aggrevated Pouting, loss of down, 15 yards! Oh, my God! This is so cool,
> ^
>: so UIUC/AndyKaufmanesque of you! Good job, doobie. I nominate this dude
>: for the FOP distinction. By the way, won't has an aposthrophe, while wont
> ^
>: is an altogether different word. Won't you look it up, if such is your
>: wont? Try the underground (aptly) undergraduate library, that disgusting
>: tomb of learning-uninterested party-school dweebs and geeks. (In all
>: fairness, there is a similar building with similar clientele to that at IU
>: Bloomington, albeit it is way cooler architecturally).
>
>I normally abhor spelling flames, but, what with Marek coming down so hard on
>the guy for leaving an "aposthrope" out of "won't", I couldn't resist. That
>kind of post really "aggrevates" me.
Hey, Mike! You are making fun of my *pronounciation*, my Polish Accent...
If you don't want a dead pierog taped to your car's windshield, don't do it
again...
-- Mare