2009 Christmas Wish List.
weheardthenews
Lawrence Phillips: A ring of skeleton keys.
U.S. Armed Forces: Gen. Patton as Commander-in-Chief.
Bernie Madoff: Lifetime subscription to Outdoor Life.
Susan Boyle: Face transplant.
Brett Favre: Just For Men hair coloring.
Comedian George Lopez: A smaller head.
Brandi Chastain: Breasts.
Osama bin Laden: A harem. Any color, any size, any age.
Octomom: Do-it-yourself fallopian tube tie-up kit.
Michelle Wie: Breasts.
Joe Torre: A pitching staff.
Los Angeles Angels: At least two big bats.
Danica Patrick: Breasts.
Los Angeles Times sportswriters: A full set.
USC Trojans football team: Running backs.
UCLA Bruins football team: Quarterbacks.
National Hockey League: An audience.
Maria Sharapova: Breasts.
New England Patriots: A book on discrete videotaping.
Baseball Hall of Fame: Pete Rose's approval for his induction.
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Merry Christmas, everyone!
-- The Rose Committee.
weheardthenews
> What about asking for better aim than the average FBI super duper
> special sniper agent.................?http://www.odmp.org/officer/18835-special-agent-barry-lee-bush
> and someone with a little class to be a Father to Barry's Children and
> to bring them a Merry Christmas and the love of a
> Father......................
>
> Cheerios
Time didn't allow for us to make a complete wish list. We'll try and
cover more areas next Christmas.