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The slick old Coyote wrote:
> WHAT? A old guy or gal in their right mind wuddn't jump a modern skygoddy zp.
It is the reason many of them are alive and in good shape I think... some people
like to CONTINUE skydiving, James. If I didn't wanna last long, I would pound in
under those boats all the time too. There is SO much to learn and do, it is nice
we can have soft landings after each skydive so that we can go back up again to
try out more stuff. Maybe you missed that part?
Fly free...
Paulie
>The slick old Coyote wrote:
>Mary Jo Robinson responds:
>James. If I didn't wanna last long, I would pound in under those boats all
the time too.
>it is nice
>we can have soft landings after each skydive so that we can go back up again
>to try out more stuff. Maybe you missed that part?
> Fly free...
> Paulie
Well gee Pilgrim the Falcon wuz a hot canopy in my day. It flew flat if a bozo
cud work up enuff toggle hooking speed it wud turf surf far as any zp, onlyst
thing ewe had to run like hell at the end or fall down cuz it lost its lift at
the end.... But yer right my Gramps glass's were fogged up & I missed that part
of the post. see I read this other post first about a 951 jump D-sheep without
an SCR/SCS and my glass's just fogged over. Dang it happens a lot lately. older
I git :)P snuffy
OK - why should anyone bother with SCR/SCS ?
Dang it happens a lot
lately. older
> I git :)P snuffy
>
> RULE #1 PULL AT ALTITUDE!!!
> pratice emergency proceedures
> DON'T WORRY BE READY! :)
> ohm ohm ohm
>
>
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wouldn't have a clue if ewe had 2 lifetimes to waste studying books instead of
people. A better question "if yer going to think like a dimwitted wuffo all yer
life, why do ewe skydive?" :-* snuffy
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>Piss off you stinky ol' Coyote. Take yer prune faced arse and
>jump off a cliff.
>
Nah never did like base jumping, although they are way more anal than
skydivers. Its too much work to climb up the mountain to work the few.
Skydiving wuz better hunting, the smart coyote lays in the shade of the tree's
waiting for the anals to gather into their weekly flock & start the baa baa
dance less work, it was only sport to me. not a job, being a natural it
wuzzn''t hard, haveing the wisdom of zen it wuz a massacare HAHAHAHAHAHA! . :-*
>kallend <kal...@mmae.iit.edu> wrote in message
>>
>> OK - why should anyone bother with SCR/SCS ?
>>
>Why bother with a Falcon/Eagle award or a CCS award or an AD rating? To let
>people know your skill level in that particular discipline.
I dont think that those awards reflectl much about a skydivers
skydiving ability as it does their ability to find good skydivers who
will jump with them and make them look good :)
anyway...
skybytch wrote:
>
> kallend <kal...@mmae.iit.edu> wrote in message
> >
> > OK - why should anyone bother with SCR/SCS ?
> >
> Why bother with a Falcon/Eagle award or a CCS award or an AD rating? To let
> people know your skill level in that particular discipline. Those who don't
> fly on their bellies (don't know what they are missing) don't need to care
> about a Falcon or an SCR/SCS (or WSCR/WSCS). Those who only fly on their
> bellies (also don't know what they are missing) don't need to care about an
> AD rating. Those who don't want to spend the money for any of them don't
> need to care at all.
> ;-)
> Lisa
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steffi wrote:
>
> On Thu, 27 Jul 2000 23:49:50 -0700, "skybytch"
> <skyb...@email.msn.com> wrote:
>
> >kallend <kal...@mmae.iit.edu> wrote in message
> >>
> >> OK - why should anyone bother with SCR/SCS ?
> >>
> >Why bother with a Falcon/Eagle award or a CCS award or an AD rating? To let
> >people know your skill level in that particular discipline.
>
> I dont think that those awards reflectl much about a skydivers
> skydiving ability as it does their ability to find good skydivers who
> will jump with them and make them look good :)
The fact they can find 9 or ten other skydivers to "get" them those awards
and make them look good says something in itself.
... has something to do with being a low timer with good attitude and
promise though.
I did mine with one of the flying Elvi and 9 or 10 other nobodies (yeah
right) ending up landing out, on a beach...wait, wait...that was planned,
never mind :)
Ahem..the Elvis owes beer for that jump, I won't forget :)
Promise ...I promised I wouldn't funnel the load and I wasn't even in the
base. Never did fill out the form.
These kind of jumps a low timer will never forget.
james@pahokee
That's what I mean - why bother? If you did it, you did it, form or no
form.
> These kind of jumps a low timer will never forget.
>
> james@pahokee
>
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The lame old Coyote wrote:
> Am I pissing anyone besides Maryjo Robinson off yet? Gee this is a hard crowd
> to work :( snuffy
Sorry, Mary Jo isn't pissed, and you aren't pissing me off either. I am laughing
at you. bwaahahahhahahahaha ;^P
Fly free...
Paulie D-21740
>If you did it, you did it, form or no
>form.
Agreed. I did my SCR/SCS on my 30 something'th jump. Falcon would have been
about my 10th or 12th. My first night jump was my 17th (second was 18th, a
four way). I was doing video for hire by my 50th and (winning) fun 4-way
competitions by 100. I've never sent in a single form except for my B license,
and only did that because I need it to get into most boogies.
Works for me, but then I don't need much recognition. Oh, I just made this
post. Oh well.
David
B-14764
(no, David L., I didn't make this up and it's not a troll)
> Am I pissing anyone besides Maryjo Robinson off yet?
>Sorry, Mary Jo isn't pissed, and you aren't pissing me off either. I am
>laughing
>at you.
>Sorry, Mary Jo isn't pissed, and you aren't pissing me off either. I am
>laughing
>at you.
>Paulie
Ya notice how he responds to everything you post about him Snuffy....I think ol
Mary Jo is soft on ya.
,,
jim
D-10154
TM/I
GW
DW
>The lame old Coyote wrote:
>
>> Am I pissing anyone besides Maryjo Robinson off yet? Gee this is a hard
>crowd
>> to work :( snuffy
>
>you aren't pissing me off either. I am laughing
>at you. bwaahahahhahahahaha
>^P
> Fly free...
> Paulie D-21740
allow me to correct yer laff sheep, dont want ewe to pop a nut. :->
> I am laughing
>at you. baaaaaaahahaaaahabaa
> ;^P Fly free...
> Paulie D-21740
RULE #1 PULL AT ALTITUDE!!!
Jim Bozarth wrote:
> >Sorry, Mary Jo isn't pissed, and you aren't pissing me off either. I am
> >laughing
> >at you.
>
> >Paulie
>
> Ya notice how he responds to everything you post about him Snuffy....I think ol
> Mary Jo is soft on ya.
Why not? Just trying to set the old sheep straight.... yep, he ain't no coyote.
Fly free...
Paulie D-21740
Yuh I had the same effect on enlisted boots, ensigns and jg's in the navy, a
Senior Line Officer said it wuz spooky.
I thought so too. :o) snuffy
>.I think ol
>> Mary Jo is soft on ya.
>
>Why not? Just trying to set the old sheep straight.... yep, he ain't no
>coyote.
>Paulie
Youre kidding right ?........right?
:o)
I think you'd be proud Dave, after 900 jumps I finally got my D-license,
D-23152. It only took 5 years. (stupid night jumps) See ya.
Lee B-18509
ooooo,, cood be a weakness i could expose?
snuffy and mary jane sitting in der tree
K I S S I N G
furst come luve
den come marriage,
here come snuffy pushing a peanut carriage! ! !
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
LLLL,, ill be sweet on yew tew, iffin you waear a sleeveless t-shirt and paint
yer toe nails! !
BAWAHAHAHHAHAHA
>I think you'd be proud Dave, after 900 jumps I finally got my D-license,
>D-23152. It only took 5 years. (stupid night jumps) See ya.
>
Ok, but what good is it?? Are you coming to Quincy? Now *that* would make me
proud!
David
Look heer butterfly boy I don't give up no booty.... sides I thought ewe and DJ
Mike were an item now that ewe spent a weekend jumping together. :-> snuffy
dar yew GO AGAIN,, YEW OLE GOAT,, trying to destroy my reputation! ! !
yew KNOW I LIKE ANIMALS BETTER! ! !
besides,, his siseter AINT BAD, in true honesty,, she be a LOOKER! ! !
hehehehe He gave me some profesional help,,cut a deal dat i could AFORD,,, and
frankly,,I kindly felt like i won on that DEAL, btw,
NANNY NANNY POOO POO,, dar are some good riggers in big drop zones, out there
that aint in it fer de money ...
not many,, hehehhee,, but there are some
hahaha hey jimbo every D was a sheep
for a while. Sum stayed sheep
ewe went on to be Elvis & I became a
Coyote. We both got our SCR/SCS's climed the USPA lic. ladder and went on to
become outlaws. Unlike Pauly we kept our heds outta our ass's. These sheep
kin't git a grip on why I know them so well.
Hell I wuz the lowest of sheep, a S/L sheep on an otter dz with a 20-way home
competition team pushing aff. Deguello were mostly AFF/JM's and hated my big
old ass for reveling in S/L & doing shit the hard way. So sum of them say we
will run you off. Unfortunately for them the Navy had laid the groundwork to
twart that by sending me to elite school after elite school. Navy/Army/Marine.
Shit if the Marines cuddn't wash my mouthy squid ass outta their junglebunny
schools, no buncha skygod civilians were. I know the sheep well cuz I never
forgot the sheep pen at spx leauge city. And as an ex LPO & 9027 spent the
time well studying the skygods and sheep revolving around me in the pen... Man
I ate it up and handed it back double. Thars an old country saying. "People who
don't want to git dirty...
shouldn't git in the pen & wrassel with hogs. " ;) snuffy
>>>BAWAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>
>>Look heer butterfly boy I don't give up no >booty.... sides I thought ewe and
DJ
>Mike were an item now that ewe spent a >weekend jumping together. :-> snuffy
>NANNY NANNY POOO POO,,
Well be keerfull nutman DJ can git kinda tense...don't lead him on or he might
bend ewe over, Geeze what a thought! Peenut & DJ sitting in a tree K I S
S....ING
WoooooooHAHAHAHAHAHA :)P snuffy
wrassling with hogs??? CHIT,, dats sounds sexual tew me ! ! yew feeling kinda
honey tew snuffy??? I mean, shucks it IZ friday night and all,, wanna go out
and paint de town? hehehe
now snuffy, dont go saying tew nobody dat yew dont gif up no botty,, LLLL,,
everybody knows yew from de navy side, hehehehe,,and we army boyzn knew bout
yew navy boyz, cause of wat de AIRFORCE boys sed abot yew..
gawd,, did i dodge dat bullet or wat? HEHEHEHEHEHE
>>NANNY NANNY POOO POO,,
>
>Well be keerfull nutman DJ can git kinda tense...don't lead him on or he
>might
>bend ewe over, Geeze what a thought! Peenut & DJ sitting in a tree K I S
>S....ING
>WoooooooHAHAHAHAHAHA :)P snuffy
GIGGLE,, I beat yew tew dat one, hehehehheheheh
ROLLING ON DE FLOOOR,,
Nah I gotta go to the hospital again Monday a barhop with ewe might turn my
blood green and give me the clap or sumthing. I ain't giving them natzi nurses
any extra excuses to stick me with needles. Theres one I like, she screams
"I AIN'T PUTTING UP WITH YOUR SHIT ALL NIGHT, TAKE THIS PILL IT WILL PUT EWE
OUT! :-> snuffy
>now snuffy, dont go saying tew nobody dat yew dont gif up no botty,, LLLL,,
>everybody knows yew from de navy side, hehehehe,,and we army boyzn knew bout
>yew navy boyz, cause of wat de AIRFORCE boys sed abot yew..
WHAT! the Jarheds didn't have nothing to say??? oh well prolly afraid of being
accused of interservice fraternization and embarrassed about takeing showers
with sailors and having to date other marines cuz the squids had all the women
in SanDiego. Don't git me started on the Air Force.......they hadda sick their
K-9s on me more than once cuz the A.P.'s cut and run when the USMC wuddn't send
back up
then sed the damn dogs got sick from chewing on me. I was innocent, the
Airforce is so insulated & corporate they don't reacognize tiger stripes and
AK50's
They thought I wuz a Rooskie or sumthang . Got all worked up, even claimed I
had a ferrin accent. Never heerd a Texas drawl I rukun, buncha city slickers
Iffin we both lucky,, we JUST MIGHT! ! ! BUT we gotta pik a better night than
mondy,, here in bama thursday is ladies night? yew available on thursdays?
I ain't giving them natzi
>nurses
>any extra excuses to stick me with needles.
Theres one I like, she screams
>"I AIN'T PUTTING UP WITH YOUR SHIT ALL NIGHT, TAKE THIS PILL IT WILL PUT EWE
>OUT! :-> snuffy
giggle,, i dink i'm gonna slip in an replace dat pill with a Viagra, jus fer de
fun of it, heheheheh
>Theres one I like, she screams
>>"I AIN'T PUTTING UP WITH YOUR SHIT ALL NIGHT, TAKE THIS PILL IT WILL PUT EWE
OUT! :-> snuffy
>giggle,, i dink i'm gonna slip in an replace dat pill with a Viagra, jus fer
>de
>fun of it, heheheheh
Ahnooooo I got perminate woody now & no place to hide it btw never let a nurse
see yer woody, they THUMP them and thats why I kint sleep just another buda-kai
burden to carry. Say I wonder if the Cadalack priesthood has this same problem?
:> snuffy
> Am I pissing anyone besides Maryjo Robinson off yet? Gee this is a hard
crowd
> to work :( snuffy
I've been having the same trouble snuff, trouble is when you tell 'em stuff
they don't want to hear LIKE THE TRUTH, they would rather pretend they
didn't notice what you were saying!
Keep at it though old man, there'll be a new batch along soon, you can be
sure of that! :-(
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"Never confuse movement with action". Ernest Hemingway
:-> snuffy
No lame excuses, but after my two months of "vacation", I'm a little
short on the green stuff. I just started back to work on monday. I'd
have to check with the boss but I don't think my new job is one of those
"one week on-one week off" kind of deals. Sorry!
Leesafurr
>wrassling with hogs??? CHIT,, dats sounds sexual tew me !
Don't worry peenut, the zoo pig days are over these modern mainstream poooossys
are afraid to sweat or git dirty. Case in point they afraid of night jumps cuz
of the bo bo factor, require an airconditioned carpeted packing area, clean
restrooms & perfumed designer toilet paper.. They so skurd of messy they prolly
afraid to pie yer sorry ass lest something gits on their prissy gear. Yuh a sad
state of afairs
skydiving was sold to the mainstreamers by the money hungry sell outs in the
USPA system, Now I understand the story of that man of peace.... Jesus pitching
a fit & raising hell while tearing up shit in the outer tempel courtyards. ITS
THE MONEY CHANGERS CRACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PIE THEM! :-/ snuffy
>I think you'd be proud Dave, after 900 >jumps I finally got my D-license,
>D-23152. It only took 5 years. (stupid >night jumps) See ya.
Lee B18509
buuuuut just in case it ain't :)
Well in the tradition of the South, we will bury ewe face down when ewe die so
everybody will know ewe lived life as a sissyass :-P snuffy
uhmmm,,, sounds nice,, knew war dey got it???
>They so skurd of messy they prolly
>afraid to pie yer sorry ass lest something gits on their prissy gear.
i'm kinda skeered of messy tew,, hehehehe Think i can come ter terms wit dem
and skip de whole pie thing this year at Quincy?
NAWWWWW, dem sheep seem to find humor for some reason in that act? think its
something i sed?
>Yuh a sad
>state of afairs
>skydiving was sold to the mainstreamers by the money hungry sell outs in the
>USPA system, Now I understand the story of that man of peace.... Jesus
>pitching
>a fit & raising hell while tearing up shit in the outer tempel courtyards.
yeppers,, and i have found like yew, dat the smaller drop zones dont charge yew
to learn how to pack,, and
THEY DONT MAKE YEW BUY A 45 DAY TEMPORAARY USPA MEMBERSHIP! ! !
>ITS
>THE MONEY CHANGERS CRACKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> PIE THEM! :
AWWW,, yew jsut trying to miss my hit with de gallon sized ketchup baloon.
PSST,, hey bobby,, iffin i cum tew texas,, kan yew find de coyote fer me?
>skydiving was sold to the mainstreamers by the money hungry sell outs in the
>>USPA system, Now I understand the story of that man of peace.... Jesus
>>pitching a fit & raising hell while tearing up shit in the outer tempel
courtyards.
>yeppers,, and i have found like yew, dat the smaller drop zones dont charge
>yew
>to learn how to pack,,
WHAT? The sorry M'fers are chargeing students to learn how to pack now? it
should be all inclusive THATS IT! WHERES MY 30/30. THIS IS THE USPA's fault!
They no longer represent skydivers, maybe never did after the first election
THEY REPRESENT THE MONEY CHANGING DZO MERCHANTS AND THEIR STAFF LACKYS! the
temple is defiled! Hooka Hooka Hooyah Jihad.......SLAY THE INFIDELS!!! :>
>wrassling with hogs??? CHIT,, dats sounds sexual tew me
IT IS, THOSE PORK BARREL MONEY CHANGERS HOLDING USPA OFFICE
ARE SCREWING THE POOCH!!!
may have been a time when the only capable people in the sport were in the
buisness but now the sport is going down because the people yawl are voteing in
HAVE A CONFLICT OF INTEREST!!
the conflict is they make either all or part of their living off business's in
the sport.
VOTE THEIR BUTTS OUT!!
git sum hard nose grassroot fun jumpers in there that lack a gray area but are
BLACK OR WHITE! YES OR NO types :)
and reverse the down trend in the sheep.
The sheep training today are the future of the sport! Their being fleeced by
big DZ's with the blessing of the godfathers & left weak no ENCOURAGED TO BE
WEAK!
Any sniff of conflict of interest or being bought off by DZO's. KICKEMOUT!
for the sport kids, save the sport.
DO THE RIGHT THING! :-* snuffy
HOOYAH!