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skydive jones

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Oct 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/15/98
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I will be visiting relatives in Victoria, Texas soon..............can
anyone recommed
a dropzone in or around Victoria?.............thanks in advance

William Pham

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Oct 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/15/98
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Skydive USA is in Wharton, north of Victoria

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TooyT

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Oct 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/15/98
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>From: "William Pham" Wrote:

>Skydive USA is in Wharton, north of Victoria

>>I will be visiting relatives in Victoria, Texas soon..............can


>>anyone recommed
>>a dropzone in or around Victoria?.............thanks in advance

Yuh I rukun he cud go to Beeville too or
if he a cullage kid AOT in College Station
might be his cup, Pardra Island got sumthang
also. Texas got enuff DZ's kid, if ewe a hardcore Skydiver ewe will drive to
one that fits yer temperment and style
if ewe a focking yuppie go to Wharton
or Waller thay ain't that far apart. Have
fun. :-* snuffy

Fastsftail

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Oct 15, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/15/98
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>if ewe a focking yuppie go to Wharton
>or Waller thay ain't that far apart.

if you go to waller bring your golf clubs. the pool was empty the last time i
was there.

Zllafeerf

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Oct 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/16/98
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snuf miester....did not know wharton had yupies?

TooyT

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>(Zllafeerf)
>Date: 10/16/98 2:23 AM !!!First Boot!!!
Wrote:

>snuf miester....did not know wharton had yupies?
***********************************
Well Rabbit sure ain't no yuppie, Chuck might
want to be a yuppie but sum of them deguello
hanger on whacks go back and forth between
Waller and Wharton. Thut yuppie enuff fer me. I not only gitting grumpy in my
old age
but also gitting lakk a 2 year old, yes or no!
black and white no gray area fer yups to hide
in heh heh :-P snuffy

Jmprjane

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Oct 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/16/98
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Snuffy,
I am sorry you feel that way.
What happend to you?
You used to be a sweet man back when you where jumpping. It did'nt matter to
you what was on the outside that mattered it was inside that counted and of
course having fun.
Jane
D-17446
" The world is a better place because of those who refuse to believe they
cannot fly."

TooyT

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Oct 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/16/98
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>From: jmpr...@aol.com (Jmprjane) Wrote:

***********************************
Well my warrior purity make me call shit
as I see it Jane. If people cain't hack it they
can tune me out, a yup is a yup is a yup, a
yup trying to git on delguello is a yupass
yupass yupass ewe doan know how hard
it was for me to smile as I watched those yup
bastards suck the air right out of a good DZ.
all my military training was calling for blood
but my southern genteal raising was saying smile. OH HOW I HATED SHAREING A DZ
WITH SUCH PHONEY SHALLOW PEOPLE Augggggggggggggggggggg
I committed a dishonor by staying there.
Oh my God Adrenalin caused me to SIN!!!!!!
Augggggggggggggggggg kill me.:-P snuffy
I A WHORE! I A HARLOT! Auggggggg
KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME! Augggggg
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha har har ha ha :-*


Jmprjane

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Oct 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/16/98
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>ewe doan know how hard
>it was for me to smile as I watched those yup
>bastards suck the air right out of a good DZ.

Snuffy,
In defence to Waller and Deguello,
Waller was there befor Deguello and is still there alive and well.
What you do'nt seem to relize is that yuppy
brown nosing and sucking up don't make a Deguello team member.If that were the
case I would have never made it on the team cause this homie don't play that
game . It takes skill and practice. It also depends on what your personal goals
are for the sport. If you want to go out and flail that is cool and groovy. If
you want to compete and win you have to build your skills to be on a team.
Hey by the way in defence to Wharton, what's wrong with Wharton? You've never
been there have you?
Again Snuffy I am sorry you feel that way.
Iaint trying to change your feelings but I do believe you may be seing it
somewhat skewed. Peace man.

"This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow,as the
night the day,Thou canst
not be false to any man."
Jane Senyk D-17446

SKY...@ix.netcom.com

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Oct 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/16/98
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Jmprjane wrote:

> Snuffy,


>
> You used to be a sweet man

Blown your cover dude! ;-)

BS
Martin

--
"Never confuse movement with action". Ernest Hemingway

TooyT

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Oct 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/16/98
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>From: jmpr...@aol.com (Jmprjane)
Wrote: Gitting on snuffy she a degello
female:
***********************************
I wuz going to Waller when all they had was a T-Bo and 182. Look big Jane I
know ewe
wuz sweet on me all the RW Queens wuz
sweet on me even the mean ones. Doan
remember ewe being mean but females
flip out all the time. Lets see the only people
on deguello I liked wuz Jack Burke,
Ron Mills, Jim Palmer his wife C.J. and
sum old girl named BIG JANE, the rest
of them wuz mostly wanna-be sell outs.
Waller yuh Waller, when Linsay Carlton
lost his otter& buisness, deguelo moved
out to Waller, Rysard and Claire got fired
and I kept jumping there. Auggggggggg
I AM A HARLOT KILL ME KILL ME
Augggggggg I dishonored all the noble
good true people I ever knowed by selling
out and jumping a YUPed out DZ, Auggg
wheres my sword, where is my sowrd?
Auggggg KILL ME I A WHORE BTW
jane I won a Bronze RW medal at the
POP's 1995 Nationals so one doesn't have
to sell their soul to dysfunctional 20-ways
to as ewe say "If you want to compete and

win you have to build your skills to be on a
team." Don't matter though all it wuz about
to me wuz fun, I kept jumped at Waller a
lot cuz my boss got mad about me driving
all over Texas to jump and showing up
Monday morning late and ragged out.
Augggggggggg I'M A HARLOT, KISS ME
QUICK! ha ha ha. See there you never
know what people are thinking when they
are sitting on the otter grinning at ewe.
blues & be safe yuppie girl :-* snuffy

TooyT

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Oct 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/16/98
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>From: SKY...@ix.netcom.com
Wrote:
***********************************
Yeah, no shit but females only notice the
pretty smile on a outlaws face. not the
evil that lurks in hearts of darkness. Thats why they choose the wrong husband
most of the time. Or if they do notice they think "Oh gee I can change him." ha
ha ha :-* snuffy

Flyincamra

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Oct 16, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/16/98
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Snuffy wrote:

>>Yeah, no shit but females only notice the
pretty smile on a outlaws face. not the
evil that lurks in hearts of darkness. Thats why they choose the wrong husband
most of the time. Or if they do notice they think "Oh gee I can change him." ha
ha ha :-* snuffy<<

Nah! Most men do a good job at changing themselves.......
They just get worse and worse and worse........ ;-P

TooyT

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>From: flyin...@aol.com (Flyincamra)
>Date: 10/16/98 3:46 PM !!!First Boot!!!
>Message-id: <19981016114620...@ng65.aol.com>
***********************************
heh heh good one, Damn all I did was give
the kid some options on south texas DZ's
and Waller sent a RW Queen I wuz sweet
on to take me out.
I forgot rule # 1
never love a Ko' cuz the VC will use her
against you. Augggg
gggggg
gggggg
SPLAT!
:-* snuffy RIP.

skydive jones

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TooyT <to...@aol.com> wrote in article
<19981016120542...@ng02.aol.com>...


> ***********************************
> heh heh good one, Damn all I did was give
> the kid some options on south texas DZ's
> and Waller sent a RW Queen I wuz sweet
> on to take me out.
> I forgot rule # 1
> never love a Ko' cuz the VC will use her
> against you. Augggg
> gggggg
> gggggg
> SPLAT!
> :-* snuffy RIP.
>

> if ewe a focking yuppie
>

snuff...thanks for the DZ info, but c'mon now......what have i ever called
ewe?
sj

TooyT

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Oct 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/17/98
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>From: "skydive jones" <mep...@usit.net>

***********************************
Warn't call ewe nothing boy just giving itel
on options, its up to you to chose. At least
you know their are more than 2 DZ's in South
Texas. For all I know ewe cain't read a map
or drive over 50 miles so I had to base it on
what I liked. Waller has a couple otters I
believe if you want big loads & altitude but
if ewe ain't experianced you cud git put
out way off the DZ. A Little visiting novice
gal rung my bell crying about it. Anytime
Skygods are around that kind of shit might
happen if no coyote life guards are around
to protect the sheep. BTW any sheep reading
this, check the spot before ewe climb out
bunch of dumb ass kids :-P snuffy ha ha ha
serves her right for not going S/L progression
she would know how to spot then and not
trust AFF grads, ha ha ha ha ha Auggg will
it never end? I hope not, I love the smell
of hemoroids :-P

Jonjumps

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Oct 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/17/98
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ich liber dis shist...OFF...old farts freefalling...

jon...skyslug....i love the smell of .....in the morning....shit...missed again

Jonjumps

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Oct 17, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/17/98
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hem or her orroides

me

Wild Bill

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Oct 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/21/98
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Jmprjane wrote in message <19981016020157...@ng-fa2.aol.com>...

So..... if you are not on de jello then you must be a flailer............
I can live with that......
WB waller flailer #1

TooyT

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Oct 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/21/98
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>From: "Wild Bill" <William...@compaq.com> Wrote:

>Jmprjane wrote

>If you want to go out and flail that is cool and groovy. If
>you want to compete and win you have to build your skills to be on a team. "

***********************************Gee, we called flailing combat RW or zoo.
It ain't just deguello its any team where the
second requirement to join is to shit on the
Novice's and the better RW groups wheather
20-way or 4-way attract the yuppie scum.
Yuh poor breeding by redneck standards.
Ever wonder why Art went to Skydive
America in Beaumont before he left for
California? Nuff sed :-P snuffy

Elladan

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Oct 21, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/21/98
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Jmprjane wrote:

> You guys just don't git it do ya.
> ya wanna flail? go flail. ?Ya wanna compete? go compete. They are two
> different disciplines

but they are only different

> one takes more focus than the other.

which does not make one better than the other

> You are confusing
> focus with yuppienes

> Some people wanna flail some want more than flailling. They want to challeng
> themselves they don't want to prove anything to anyone but themselves. Push
> their own skills.

and occasionally these people will gain a superior attitude, they confuse "being
the best they can be" with "being better than you"

> If you ask anyone that YOU feel is a" yuppie" for any kind of
> advice they are more than willing to pass their knowledge on to who ever wants
> it.

and some may do it with a very condecending attitude.

> You know there is an old saying " If you run into one "yuppie scum" they
> probably are a "yuppiescum"If everyone is "yuppie scum" day aint no "yuppie
> scum" you are

how old could that saying possibly be?the word yuppie isn't even twenty years old

the fact is there are plenty of competitors out there strutting around with
superior attitudes
and there are some competitors that are just down to earth, nice, freindly, CRW
dogs
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
CRW skies
paul j


wea...@my-dejanews.com

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Oct 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/22/98
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In article <19981021145013...@ng-fa2.aol.com>,

to...@aol.com (TooyT) wrote:
.
> Ever wonder why Art went to Skydive
> America in Beaumont before he left for
> California? Nuff sed :-P snuffy


Because that's where Weazel was jumping!!!
HA HA


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Jmprjane

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Oct 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/22/98
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You guys just don't git it do ya.
ya wanna flail? go flail. ?Ya wanna compete? go compete. They are two
different disciplines one takes more focus than the other. You are confusing
focus with yuppieness.

Some people wanna flail some want more than flailling. They want to challeng
themselves they don't want to prove anything to anyone but themselves. Push
their own skills. If you ask anyone that YOU feel is a" yuppie" for any kind of

advice they are more than willing to pass their knowledge on to who ever wants
it.
You know there is an old saying " If you run into one "yuppie scum" they
probably are a "yuppiescum"If everyone is "yuppie scum" day aint no "yuppie
scum" you are
Jane Senyk
D-17446 AFF/JM-99

Jane Senyk
D-17446 AFF/JM-99


TooyT

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>From: jmpr...@aol.com (Jmprjane)Wrote:

>You guys just don't git it do ya.
>ya wanna flail? go flail. ?Ya wanna compete? go compete. They are two
different disciplines

>You know there is an old saying " If you run into one "yuppie scum" they


>probably are a "yuppiescum"If everyone is "yuppie scum" day aint no "yuppie
>scum" you are
>Jane Senyk
>D-17446 AFF/JM-99
>
>Jane Senyk
>D-17446 AFF/JM-99

***********************************
I guess I should have called them booshwah
cuz I cleared more dough than 3/4's of them.
Either way Wallers got all the right mix but
people. too many Yupscum wannabe booshwah assholes. Dunno about RW
having two different disiplines either. I
competed at the POP's Nationals and it
required discipline but was fun. The lets
shit on all the skydivers not on our team attitudes were not prevalant like
deguello and a few Waller 4-ways carry it to. Its a shame cityscum are allowed
to crap all over a perfectly good DZ :-P ha ha ha ha ha I had fun needling
them when I wuz active, but this is easier, just give an out-of-state Skydiver
some south Texas Options and Waller deguello freaks freak out ha ha ha
cuma cuma cumma git it ewe Booshwah Waller Pigs ha ha ha ha har har :-* snuffy
the retired waller pig ha ha Augggg will it
never end? lets hope not!
***Disclaimer: The Staff at waller is OK and
their are sum good funjumpers there too but
the evil ones overpower them and eat their
souls Auggggg the pod people are consuming
the humans at waller Augggg run, hide Auggg
Someone call Janet Reno we got a Waco
situation on a DZ here in Texas Auigggggg
ha ha ha ha Pffffft` Stay tuned folks counting
the RW Queens and girlyboy 4-way teams
at waller this cud go on for a while ha ha ha

TooyT

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Oct 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/22/98
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>From: Elladan <ell...@treknet.net>
Wrote:

>Jmprjane wrote:
> You guys just don't git it do ya.
(Snip a bunch of deguello scumgod talk:)

>and there are some competitors that are just down to earth, nice, freindly,
>CRW
>dogs
>hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
>CRW skies
> paul j

***********************************
I dunno paulj, must be sumthang in the
Houston Texas drinking water. Cuz I
been to other big DZ's that were RW & CRW
comp team hang outs and watched people.
The odd yup might show his or her ass
but the teams just kinda focused on training
not shitting on other skydivers. Unless
they took time out to fun jump they generally
stayed to theirselves and out of the way
didn't try to control the DZ like deguello
had a habit of trying to do. Some of the Crew people that drank Houston Water
are anal
too. :) Not at all like the Crew dogs that go
to the Nationals. I thinking it must be the
water and a wannabe syndrome mixed
together. It sure provided me with a lot
of entertainment at Leauge city, Anuahac
and Waller for a lot of years. Lucky fer
the world the old Coyote don't drink
Houston water, cud ewe imagine me posting
Rabid like? :-) snuffy

Jmprjane

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Hey Snuffy,
You mentioned in a previous post that you liked certain people on Deguello (I
now find it hard to believe you can).
Why do you persist on blanketing your statements to Deguello and certain 4
way teams? If you have a problem with someone in particular why don't you just
specify their names and Stand Up For Yourself Man! Instead of that lame, whinny
ass excuse of "everyone hates me" When you make that kind of blanketed
statement I take serious offence and will not back down.
Jane Senyk
D-17446 AFFJM-99


TooyT

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>From: jmpr...@aol.com (Jmprjane)
Wrote:
***********************************
OK fair enuff, I liked Jack Burke, Ron Mills Jim Parker, C.J. Parker and big
jane, the rest were bush leauge rw skygods either waiting around praying sumone
else wud git cut insteada them and when stabbing each other in the back got to
bloody they worked on stabbing fun jumpers The 4-way teams were just doing
4-way in hopes Jack would notice them, the 4-ways wern't national caliber.
There wuz 1 all male 4-way that did a lot of work with the novices when Dick
or Mike asked them. The people at Waller know who the asshole teams were. I git
an occasional e-mail saying YEAH SNUFFY! STICK IT TO THEM! :) See thats the
skydiving way, keep yer mouth shut and go along to git along, it causes
inbreeding and allows the assholes to take over. I know yew have to put a front
up Jane cuz yer a deguello freak but A lot of people must think yer stupid fer
gitting in the mud and wrassling a stupid old pig ewe were sweet on. ha ha ha
ha ha cummcumma cum on baby ewe light my fire, oh yeah hummmmmmm kiss kiss hey
yer gitting mud on yer white jumpsuit and booties sweety :-* snuffy ha ha ha ha
no toung fer ewe just smootches :-* :-* :-*damn this is just like being married
the chicks just cain't let go of a man they idleized :-*:-* :-* :-P oops a
french kiss got in there :-P snuffy zoo pig #1 flail king
ha ha ha ha FLAIL KING SUPREME! ha ha
ha ha Auggggggggggg cumming through
move that 20-way ha ha ha ha

Jonjumps

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Oct 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/22/98
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snuff...how is C.J. doing after her injury....

also....ya know Sandy Tomiselly...(sp) he worked constable secruity at one of
my schools...how bout Robert Fivecoat....oooh...i have met some of the past...

best...jon...skyslsug

TooyT

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>From: jonj...@aol.com (Jonjumps)
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>snuff...how is C.J. doing after her injury....
***********************************
I dunno ain't talked to them in two years.
I saw Jim driving around in Webster and
waved but didn't stop to talk. Good ole
Jim he sees the old Coyote shithed and
waves then starts laffing as me and my last
ex girlfriend pass his car in traffic I wonder
who he thought wuz uglyer me or my woman?
Old Jim trys to look serious all the time so
I knew he remembered me when he started
laffing, at least he didn't give me the finger
but he kinda reserved anyway. :-* snuffy sez
he only remembers the names of people he likes I don't remember those other two
names
ewe mentioned. :-P

Rhonda Lea

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Oct 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/22/98
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Dear Jane,

Before you did yourself too deep into a hole by taking all this so personally,
go back and do a dejanews search so you can get a feel for what's going on.

Otherwise, you're going to end up talking to yourself, and you'll never feel
good about it.

You're taking it way too seriously.

And as for you, Snuffy, stop picking on her.

rl

TooyT

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>From: rhon...@aol.com (Rhonda Lea)
Wrote:
***********************************
I not picking on her! I know she luv me cuz
she the only Single RW Queen frum the
DZ's I haunted that never spit on me, kicked
or slapped me. Ewe just jealous thats all. If
I wuz too pure to give a Rebel girl any
ain't no way a Yankee girl gonna touch
this prime coyote. :-* snuffy sez" Cain't touch
this!" hell Jane wuz in a 8-way with me one
time, she never did git a grip on the Supream
Flail King, I hollaring "MOVE THAT DAMN
8-WAY OUTTA THE WAY!!!! ha ha ha ha
ha ha :-P

Idream2fly

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That's right... the ol' coyote isn't picking on Jane, he knows she'd put a
couple of thumbtacks in his rockin' chair and make him howllllll (hehe). He
knows she's a great gal...

As for the folks in Deguello ... the ones we have met have been nothin' but
nice, will jump if you asked and give really goooood constructive debriefs for
those who wish to learn. Soooooo what's the beef snuff???

U jez luv 2 stir things up a little.... and of course yankee's just don't
understand anything that goes on in TX ;-)

nuff sed.. glad to see you sparkin up a little snuffy!

Wild Bill

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Oct 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/22/98
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So you either compete or you are a low life flailer.................. De
jello speaks........ from what Ive seen the competitors have no fun.
you might be having fun.. but it sure doesnt look like it from the
outside.) But thats the attitude that comes across. Now there are individual
exceptions but the attitude as a whole seems to be .... If you dont compete
then you are just taking up the "serious" skydivers space on the plane. The
freak flyers are haveing fun and the under 300 jump guys are haveing fun
and it shows..their dives arnt ruined if they funnel the exit. Its actully
fun , yes FUN to have a mass funnel, flailing dive.. these are the guys
laughing their asses off on the ground when its done....

there are some people who compete and are good at it but also go out and
have a good time with other fun jumpers when they are not competeing.. this
tirade is not aimed at them . They are the guys giving back to the sport.
The ones that show up only for 4/8/16/20 way practice and think they own the
dropzone and have the attitudes are the ones that this is aimed at.....

I rather spend my time at the crewdog camp with some flailing zen dives. Ya
know .. no suits .. no dirt dives.... no points....launching a 5 way horny
gorilla from 4000 feet.. low pulls... cutaways... downplanes ..stacks , side
by side landings.. partying at night by the fire at crewdog camp...
WB

Jmprjane wrote in message <19981021225012...@ng-fa2.aol.com>...


>You guys just don't git it do ya.

>ya wanna flail? go flail. ?Ya wanna compete? go compete. They are two

>different disciplines one takes more focus than the other. You are
confusing
>focus with yuppieness.
>Some people wanna flail some want more than flailling. They want to
challeng
>themselves they don't want to prove anything to anyone but themselves. Push
>their own skills. If you ask anyone that YOU feel is a" yuppie" for any
kind of
>advice they are more than willing to pass their knowledge on to who ever
wants
>it.

TooyT

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>From: idrea...@aol.com (Idream2fly)
Wrote:

>That's right... the ol' coyote isn't picking on Jane, he knows she'd put a
>couple of thumbtacks in his rockin' chair and make him howllllll (hehe). He
>knows she's a great gal...

>As for the folks in Deguello ... the ones we have met have been nothin' but
>nice, will jump if you asked and give really goooood constructive debriefs
>for
>those who wish to learn. Soooooo what's the beef snuff???

***********************************
Yuh Janes a sweety allright. Now how much
them deguello geeks paying ewe to brag on
them kid? Don't tell me they got weak and
actually quit hosing sheep? :-P snuffy

TooyT

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Oct 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/22/98
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>From: "Wild Bill" Wrote:

>I rather spend my time at the crewdog camp with some flailing zen dives. Ya
>know .. no suits .. no dirt dives.... no points....launching a 5 way horny
>gorilla from 4000 feet.. low pulls... cutaways... downplanes ..stacks , side
>by side landings.. partying at night by the fire at crewdog camp...
>WB
>Jmprjane wrote in message

***********************************
Hey! butt out ewe little crew/base freak
go bother wendy or Tina Marie, big Jane my
Heffier :-P snuffy

SHaynes766

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Oct 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/22/98
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Just call 'em as I see 'em.... but then I've seen the skygods too.... Waller is
an interesting mix I'd have to admit... Those with the biggest EGOs seem to
have the lowest self image (probably due to small pecker size) and thus act
like the biggest freakin asses I've ever seen.... gotta just blow em off ...
life is too short for anything but fun!

:)

R. Mehler

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Oct 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/22/98
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Wild Bill (William...@compaq.com) wrote:
: So you either compete or you are a low life flailer.................. De

: jello speaks........ from what Ive seen the competitors have no fun.

Ya know, the funny thing about the de jellos is that one on one, they
tend to be OK. It's only when they run in packs that they suck the
life out of the DZ.

I probably still wouldn't have my SCR if I hadn't been rescued while
flailing through the air by Jane & some de jellos, among others.

RM
JM '99


TooyT

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Oct 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/22/98
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>From: shayn...@aol.com (SHaynes766)
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Hey kid doan git me to comparing meat against deguello, I done wanna skur them
before they lay face down on the creepers
Shoot they might funnel thinking about the
old Nemesis droping his drawers on them
shoot ole Jack wuzzant around one day
and deguello had broken into 4-ways.
They was a bad funnel on one deguello
female 4-ways They was standing by the
mock-up screaming at each other. EWE!
EWE! EWE! Baaaaa when Christy sez NO!
IT WAS SNUFFY, All we could think about
was snuffy was right behind us with a new
sit suit! Baaaaaaaa boohoo snuffy, snuffy,
asshole, asshole kill snuffy :-* ha ha ha ha
man I luved them kinky little ole RW Queens
wiff all my coyote heart. EWE EWE EWE
EWE EWE! my God what is sumone tells
Jack we funneled a simple 4-way. Snuffy,
snuffy blame it on snuffy he was on the Otter
when we funneled, he wuz on the DZ he
wuz in Waller county we got witness's.
Someone call the Sheriff Boohoo baa baa
baa. No lets tell Madolyn he allmost killed
us. No lets tell Dick! No dick won't do nothing
to snuffy, go get Madolyn she a deguello
female she will understand, baa baa baa
ha ha ha ha man I cud psyc them duegllo
twits Then I just sit around and look innocent
while the DZ devided into Coyote lovers
and haters fer the weekend ha ha ha skydiving was allways more than FF&RW to
me.yup yup I a rascal. cuddn't help it it came
natural :-P

SHaynes766

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Oct 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/22/98
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You are a hoot! Certainly can tell what gets ya goin snuffy :)

Have met several Deguello people (was not referring to them in previous post
hehe but interesting response) who have all seemed pretty kewl. They jumped
with my hubby (pretty new he is) just fun jumping and stuff. before you ask,
no one paid. I think you just let 'em ruffle your fur a little too much!


Jane is one of the neatest people I have ever met... at a DZ or otherwise,
glad you agree on that....(since obviously we have a slight difference of
opionion on at least the few members of deguello I have met)

It seems to me (limited knowledge that I have) that there are at least one or
two who have inflated ego's at just about every drop zone, it's pretty
entertaining the ones with the puffed heads...

ROTFL


Tom Beals

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Oct 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/22/98
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>.. and of course yankee's just don't
>understand anything that goes on in TX ;-)
>
Even Texans don't understand what goes on in TX.


TooyT

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Oct 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/22/98
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>From: tbe...@tir.com (Tom Beals)
>Date: 10/22/98 Wrote:

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I understands Texas, I herd these goat ropers
around like sheep. Ain't human's no whar in
the world I can't herd cuz I a everyman
coyote! :-P snuffy

Jonjumps

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Oct 22, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/22/98
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am confused and scared....dogs...jello....cyotes...am just a slug....is the
place Waller or wallow.....burb

jon...skyslug....maybe

Jmprjane

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Oct 23, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/23/98
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>>Before you did yourself too deep into a hole by taking all this so
personally,
>>go back and do a dejanews search so you can get a feel for what's going on.

Snuffy and I go way back I nows da ole coot
oops coyoot. He aint pickin on this guitar. Snuffy marches to the beat of his
own drum. That is what makes him the Flail King hehehe


>she never did git a grip on the Supream
>Flail King, I hollaring "MOVE THAT DAMN
>8-WAY OUTTA THE WAY!!!! ha

I remember that, Was it a bird? "no" was it a plane? "no" oh, ok, it was just
Snuffy hehe


>>A lot of people must think yer stupid fer
>>gitting in the mud and wrassling a stupid old >>pig ewe were sweet on.

Hey, when you wrassle with a pig you have to know two things.....
1) you are gonna git dirty (I took off my white jump suit with booties)
2) They're gonna like it. (well did you ever thik I might like it too?)


>>Shoot they might funnel thinking about the

>>old Nemesis droping his drawers on them.
AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGG hehehehehe
ROTFL
Jane
D-17446 AFF/JM-99

TooyT

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Oct 23, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/23/98
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>From: jmpr...@aol.com (Jmprjane) Wrote:

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ha ha ha way to go Jane. Hope to see JM/I
behind yer name some day :-* snuffy

Jmprjane

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Oct 23, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/23/98
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>ha ha ha way to go Jane. Hope to see JM/I
>behind yer name some day :-* snuffy
Snuffy,
Looking forward to it.
Jane


TooyT

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Oct 23, 1998, 3:00:00 AM10/23/98
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>From: jmpr...@aol.com (Jmprjane)
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I rukun ewe and Madolyn Murdock wuz
the only ladies able to keep yer real personalitys seperated out of that
deguello
bad vibe mess, or rise above it at least. :)
ewe must learn to not idleize old outlaws
though. "Snuffy used to be a nice guy."
Ha ha ha ha ha ha all old guys are reprobates
never forgit that girl and here is another.
The only people able to hurt ewe are
people you love. Never git close to coyotes.
ha ha ha ha :-P OOPS I had a platonic luv
fore you and Mad Dog. kiss's :-* snuffy
sez Madolyn had a better looking ass ha
ha ha ha NEVER FORGIT MY
STUPID ADVICE GIRL :-* :-* :-*
Auggggg
ggggggg
ggggggg
SPLAT! :-*

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