Cat Tandems
new...@jps.net
Are there any Tandem Masters (or anyone else) out there with the cajones to
take a cat on a
tandem. If so, PLEASE get a video.
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Ed McCaffrey
> Are there any Tandem Masters (or anyone else) out there with the cajones
to
> take a cat on a
> tandem. If so, PLEASE get a video.
I once heard about somebody throwing a monkey out static line under a
round.
tracker
And what about the skydiving chicken... well thats a different story
altogether
Rmbo2
would a cat land on its feet from 10500 ?
what about a water landing ?
video would be a must !
kurt
Michael Mullins
Cat tandems are for pussies.
Mike
new...@jps.net wrote:
> Are there any Tandem Masters (or anyone else) out there with the cajones to
> take a cat on a
> tandem. If so, PLEASE get a video.
>
SKY...@ix.netcom.com
new...@jps.net wrote:
Are there any Tandem Masters (or anyone else) out there with the cajones to
take a cat on a
tandem. If so, PLEASE get a video.
PISS OFF!
ME
--
"Never confuse movement with action". Ernest Hemingway
Peter Lucas
In article <199805160121...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, rm...@aol.com
(Rmbo2) wrote:
**would a cat land on its feet from 10500 ?
Who cares???? Not me.
**what about a water landing ?
Who cares???? Not me.
**video would be a must !
definitely ;-)
Leave the dogs alone!!! Just do the cats :-)
Peter
Peter Lucas KÆmp for alt
Brisbane Hvad du har kÆrt,
Australia Dø om saa det gÆlder !
Da er livet ej saa svÆrt
Døden ikke heller
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Plot 11, SAS Maj. Anders Lassen V.C.
Peter Lucas
In article <355DBD8F...@ix.netcom.com>, SKY...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
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**> Are there any Tandem Masters (or anyone else) out there with the cajones to
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**PISS OFF!
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**ME
Here's a cyber 10c, cat-loving 'me'. Go get a sense of humour.
SKY...@ix.netcom.com
Peter Lucas wrote:
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> **new...@jps.net wrote:
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> **> Are there any Tandem Masters (or anyone else) out there with the cajones to
> **> take a cat on a
> **> tandem. If so, PLEASE get a video.
> **>
> **
> **PISS OFF!
> **
> **ME
>
> Here's a cyber 10c, cat-loving 'me'. Go get a sense of humour.
>
If you knew me you'd know that I have a sense of humour, it's just not as juvenile
as yours and that demented old fuck snuffy. So 'up yours'!
Martin Evans
Mike Spurgeon
Trackaway wrote:
>
> These dumbos mus never heard of the "Great Georgia Cat Drop" which was held in
> 1988. This event was covered live on WGST Radio by Neil Bortz. It was a
> clorious event only losing one cat all day. Ask some of the old time jumpers,
> it was a hoot!!!!
I believe I've posted this previously (a couple years ago).
'Flying' magazine, in Gordon Baxter's 'Bax Seat' column published
two articles on skydiving cats. Any larger library should have
it on microfilm. A 1979 and 1981 issue (from memory). I can
look it up, or rummage through my file cabinets for the exact
issues, if anyone is interested.
bs
Mike Spurgeon
SKY...@ix.netcom.com
Trackaway wrote:
> >I have a sense of humour, it's just not as juvenile
> >as yours and that demented old fuck snuffy. So 'up yours'!
> >
> >Martin Evans
> >--
>
> Hey Snuffy, I think ewe jus got dissed!!!! Do they really dnow ya or jus wanta
> be ya. Sounds jealous to me!!!
I'd rather drill holes in my head.
> These dumbos mus never heard of the "Great Georgia Cat Drop" which was held in
> 1988. This event was covered live on WGST Radio by Neil Bortz. It was a
> clorious event only losing one cat all day. Ask some of the old time jumpers,
> it was a hoot!!!!
>
> Randy C28004
I am an old time jumper, don't mean I have to be a fucking moron!
Martin Evans.
Trackaway
>I have a sense of humour, it's just not as juvenile
>as yours and that demented old fuck snuffy. So 'up yours'!
>
>Martin Evans
>--
Hey Snuffy, I think ewe jus got dissed!!!! Do they really dnow ya or jus wanta
be ya. Sounds jealous to me!!!
These dumbos mus never heard of the "Great Georgia Cat Drop" which was held in
TooyT
>From: trac...@aol.com (Trackaway)
>I have a sense of humour, it's just not as juvenile
>>as yours and that demented old fuck snuffy. So 'up yours'!<BR>>>Martin Evans
/////////////////// Well shoot boy Prozac works to increase
humor genes, you shud try the new supository Prozac
since yer hemoroids is so tight. ;-*
>Hey Snuffy, I think ewe jus got dissed!!!! Do they really dnow ya or jus
>wanta<BR>
>be ya. Sounds jealous to me!!!///////////////////////////////////////////////
Ewe probably right kid, but he is at a disadvantage. He anal
and tight sheep ass. I on the other hand have a Coyotee attitude
rather than a Skygod attitude, so I believe in freedom to howl,
prowl and step in shit to git to the sheep. ;-) snuffy
Jagermamma
Nope, not me
TooyT
>From: jager...@aol.com Wrote:
>Nope, not me
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Damn ratt Cats kill birds, sew we autta kill cats outright without
giving em a free jump. Focking cat probably killed Jonathon
Livinston Seagull, Kill Cats, kill cats, kill cats thay lakk hairy
ratts. Kill cats yo bro stomp a cat save a bird, stomp a cat hard and
make a turd. kill cats pftttttttttttt`~ tooy ;-P snuffy sez
Fulliauto
They say that in the Airborne Rangers some of the Rats in the barracks had more
(base) jumps than actual members of the Rangers
Peter Lucas
In article <355DFD83...@ix.netcom.com>, SKY...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
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**
**Peter Lucas wrote:
**> **new...@jps.net wrote:
**> **
**> **> Are there any Tandem Masters (or anyone else) out there with the cajones
** to
**> **> take a cat on a
**> **> tandem. If so, PLEASE get a video.
**> **PISS OFF!
**> **
**> **ME
**>
**> Here's a cyber 10c, cat-loving 'me'. Go get a sense of humour.
**>
**
**If you knew me you'd know that I have a sense of humour, it's just not as
** juvenile
**as yours and that demented old fuck snuffy. So 'up yours'!
You've just shown us that NO, you don't have a sense of humour. The 10c is
still here for you.
TooyT
>From: sky...@earthling.net (Peter Lucas) Wrote:
>SKY...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>If you knew me you'd know that I have a sense of humour, it's just not as<BR>
>** juvenile<BR>
>**as yours and that demented old fuck snuffy. So 'up yours'!<BR>
>You've just shown us that NO, you don't have a sense of humour. The 10c is
><BR>
>still here for you.<BR>
>Peter Lucas
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Why ewe rukun, people wanna drag an inocent old man into
shit all the time. I doan think we want to meet this Skyeye guy.
Sunds like repressed homo feelings makk hem real Anal I
mean pop a hemoroid over nutting Anal. ;-* snuffy
Peter Lucas
In article <199805180446...@ladder01.news.aol.com>, to...@aol.com
(TooyT) wrote:
**>From: sky...@earthling.net (Peter Lucas) Wrote:
**
**>SKY...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
**>If you knew me you'd know that I have a sense of humour, it's just not as<BR>
**>** juvenile<BR>
**>**as yours and that demented old fuck snuffy. So 'up yours'!<BR>
**
**>You've just shown us that NO, you don't have a sense of humour. The 10c is
**><BR>
**>still here for you.<BR>
**>Peter Lucas
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**Why ewe rukun, people wanna drag an inocent old man into
**shit all the time. I doan think we want to meet this Skyeye guy.
**Sunds like repressed homo feelings makk hem real Anal I
**mean pop a hemoroid over nutting Anal. ;-* snuffy
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Keep up the good work Snuff !!
Peter
Peter Lucas One who is a Samurai must before all things
Brisbane keep constantly in mind, by day and by night
Australia the fact that he has to die.
-Daidoji Yu'zan-
16th century
CSK...@mindspring.com
HEY RANDY,
I STILL HAVE MY AUDIO COPY OF THE DAY THAT "KEIFFER MCKAY" TOOK TO THE
SKY TO CHASE CATS OUT OF PLANES!!!.....
>
>Randy C28004
TooyT
>From: sky...@earthling.net (Peter Lucas) Wrote:
>**>SKY...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>If you knew me you'd know that I have a sense of humour, it's just not as
>>**>** juvenile
>**>**as yours and that demented old fuck snuffy. So 'up yours'!
>**>You've just shown us that NO, you don't have a sense of humour. The 10c is
still here for you.
>**>Peter Lucas
>**Why ewe rukun, people wanna drag an inocent old man into
>**shit all the time. I doan think we want to meet this Skyeye guy.
>**Sunds like repressed homo feelings makk hem real Anal I
>**mean pop a hemoroid over nutting Anal. ;-* snuffy
>:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
>Keep up the good work Snuff !! Peter
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I trying but the Skygods who cun't hung wiff a Coyotee Frawg
trying to git me kicked off Ng. ;-) Only thing stop a frawg is
if the Blue Peter Flag gits hauled up sounding recall or ifin
ewe cun kill the frawg, blocking doan work cuz frawg just
clear another channel. Onlyst thing thay cun do is bend over
and take it till I gits bored and swim's back to the reterive line.
Or lakk a Coyotee just wander off into the desert. It so much
fun I bought me a 233mhz 32RAM 56 Kbps CPU today. My old
CPU ran outta H.D. and locked up tight I doan know why summa
these Skydivers mad at me, Shucks if I didn't luv's them I wouldn't
bother with them. ;-) Snuffy sez ;-*
Llamafeeder
to...@aol.com (TooyT) wrote:
>>From: sky...@earthling.net (Peter Lucas) Wrote:
>
>>**>SKY...@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>
>>If you knew me you'd know that I have a sense of humour, it's just not as
>>>**>** juvenile
>>**>**as yours and that demented old fuck snuffy. So 'up yours'!
>frawg
>trying to git me kicked off Ng. ;-) Only thing stop a frawg is
>if the Blue Peter Flag gits hauled up sounding recall or ifin
>ewe cun kill the frawg, blocking doan work cuz frawg just
>clear another channel.
Frawg...tastes like chikken______
LF
TooyT
>From: warp...@mindspring.com (Llamafeeder) Wrote:
>to...@aol.com (TooyT) wrote:
>>trying to git me kicked off Ng. ;-) Only thing stop a frawg is
>>if the Blue Peter Flag gits hauled up sounding recall or ifin
>>ewe cun kill the frawg, blocking doan work cuz frawg just
>>clear another channel.
>From: warp...@mindspring.co Wrote:
>Frawg...tastes like chikken______
>LF
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I got's sum Frawg ewe cun bite ;), but it is being held in reserve
for Gretchen el Skygoddest. ;-P snuffy
Ian Graham
Guys I would love to get a copy of that tape, I never laughed so hard
in my laugh.
can you make me a copy,
Dianne
CSK...@MINDSPRING.COM wrote:
>HEY RANDY,
~~~~
Caledonian Graphics
Adventure Sportswear
http://www.caledonian.net
larry daniels
Lewis Bottoms still sells the tape.
(Proceeds benefit the Humane Society)
You may also contact WGST in Atlanta.
I doubt Randy would part with his copy.
It took me a while to get it to him.
Glad to know you can still laugh.
Larry
If you have a setback in life, remember this:
"It's not how far you fall that counts.
"It's how high you bounce."
Peter Lucas
In article <199805200054...@ladder03.news.aol.com>, to...@aol.com
(TooyT) wrote:
**>From: sky...@earthling.net (Peter Lucas) Wrote:
**>:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
**>Keep up the good work Snuff !! Peter
**I doan know why summa
**these Skydivers mad at me, Shucks if I didn't luv's them I wouldn't
**bother with them. ;-) Snuffy sez ;-*
And therein lies the deep-seated meaning to all your posts :-)
Some of us knew you were a lovable old fart :-)
Peter
Peter Lucas # Doubt not therefore Sir, #
Brisbane # that bodyflying is an art.#
Australia # And it is an art #
# worth your learning. #
Peter Lucas
In article <356237cc....@news.mindspring.com>,
warp...@mindspring.com wrote:
**to...@aol.com (TooyT) wrote:
**
**>>From: sky...@earthling.net (Peter Lucas) Wrote:
**>trying to git me kicked off Ng. ;-) Only thing stop a frawg is
**>if the Blue Peter Flag gits hauled up sounding recall or ifin
**>ewe cun kill the frawg, blocking doan work cuz frawg just
**>clear another channel.
**
**
**Frawg...tastes like chikken______
**LF
Only if cooked at a moderate heat and basted with a generous mix of garlic
and butter with maybe a touch of basil, chives and parsely thrown in. Don't
brown them off too much, they get too tough. Just a light saute'.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :-)
I was going to throw in a few dog recipes, but I thought that they might go
down like a fart in a spacesuit :-)
Anyone care for Spicy Cat Casserole?? :-)