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Bunch of jumpers in a plane on Sunday.
Jumper #1: "I'm missing church today to jump with you guys."
Jumper #2: "Aw. Let's all sing him a hymn."
All: "Him, him. Fuck him"
Its the last line to the Skydiver's Hymn -
Here's to him, to him, to him
Here's to him, the best of him all.
He eats it, he beats it, he often mistreats it,
Here's to him, the best of them all.
Him, him, fuck him!
W
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> > What is the origin of " HIM...HIM.... FUCK HIM!"
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> Bunch of jumpers in a plane on Sunday.
>
> Jumper #1: "I'm missing church today to jump with you guys."
>
> Jumper #2: "Aw. Let's all sing him a hymn."
>
> All: "Him, him. Fuck him"
Also heard on a jump plane......
Jumper #1: "Prayer Time!"
All: "Please Lord, don't let me fuck this one up"
Craig
"jrprice" <jrp...@nospamcompassnet.com> wrote in message news:t0ugll7...@corp.supernews.com...
"Oh God, If I live throught this I'll never jump again"
What you don't hear is God's reply
"Sorry dude, but you pulled that one last week."
Blues,
Lucky Dave.
Glad to see someone remembers the complete hymn! But you made one slight
mistake, probably just a typo.
> Here's to him, to him, to him
> Here's to him, the best of him all.
Above should be: Here's to him, the best of them all.
> He eats it, he beats it, he often mistreats it,
> Here's to him, the best of them all.
> Him, him, fuck him!
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From the DZ of LOVE...20 minutes to load "Him is unisex"
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>What is the origin of " HIM...HIM.... FUCK HIM!"
We did it in the military. It's possible that we stole it from Airborne.. But
I doubt it.
blue skies
Cris
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Felipe
> Bunch of jumpers in a plane on Sunday.
>
> Jumper #1: "I'm missing church today to jump with you guys."
>
> Jumper #2: "Aw. Let's all sing him a hymn."
>
> All: "Him, him. Fuck him"
>
>
- - - Noshi T.
taht way you never forget it!!
:-)
Skyspanky wrote
>
> Glad to see someone remembers the complete hymn! But you made one slight
> mistake, probably just a typo.
>
> > Here's to him, to him, to him
> > Here's to him, the best of him all.
>
> Above should be: Here's to him, the best of them all.
>
> > He eats it, he beats it, he often mistreats it,
> > Here's to him, the best of them all.
> > Him, him, fuck him!
>
> --
> Blue "FLUFFY" Skies;
> Bill Spangler; D13096; AFFI-00; senior rigger; DCD; DZO;
> PP-ASEL; http://www.skydivedelmarva.com/
> From the DZ of LOVE...20 minutes to load "Him is unisex"
>
The words to the song are:
"Why was (s)he born so beautiful,
Why was he born at all?
He's no fucking use to anyone,
He's no fucking use at all
"He may be a joy to his mother
But he's a pain in the asshole to me
"Him, him, fuck him!"
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