An alternate proposal

[Alan]

So, IF one is driving to Whistler (in a "Lesbaru"; what a clever, clever
joke!) from Seattle...

...you actually have to pass through Vancouver.

And if you're planning on skiing on a Wednesday, you're either coming
through Vancouver on Tuesday, or MAYBE very early Wednesday morning.

Either way, if you're planning to drive to Whistler and pass through
Vancouver on either Tuesday or very early Wednesday, just tell me what
time you plan to be coming through, and I'll buy you lunch, dinner or
breakfast.

You just have to tell me specifically what your plan is...

...including the actual date (day, month and year) that you will be
coming through Vancouver...

...along with a reasonable scope for time...

...and we'll work out which restaurant would work best...

...but we both know that won't ever actually happen...

...don't we?

:-)

(BTW, isn't it interesting how all your replies to my posts took 4
minutes or less...

...up until the last one which contained nothing but a question you only
had to answer "yes" or "no"?)

:-D

[twob...@gmail.com]

Go fuck yourself. Time, place and day set. Show up or shut up. I don't play your sick games. And you stupid idiot, I am loading the Lesbaru. Guess you aren't hip and slick enough to know that is an old joke, my third Subaru. Idiot. The same sick games, the same Alan Baker.
Clue time. You have never shown up and you will never show up. Which is why I will, as I have done several times before, ski up to the tower, see nothing that resembles a pathetic stalking dickless nutless freak, and go to lunch. Assuming I stop for lunch.
No negotiation with a deranged pathological liar. No discussion with a delusional insane stalking freak. Time, place and day set. DIAPER UP!!!!
Invoking Baker rule. Be there or be Alan Baker, hiding and quivering in fear.

[Alan]

No, Scottie. The ACTUAL INDIVIDUAL day has NOT been set.

I've asked you whether or not you meant Thursday, December 2, 2021...

...but you won't answer.

> don't play your sick games. And you stupid idiot, I am loading the
> Lesbaru. Guess you aren't hip and slick enough to know that is an

Well, since you were clearly typing on your computer when you wrote "I
am loading the Lesbaru", that's just a lie.

But moreover, you could be loading the car for a trip NEXT week.

> old joke, my third Subaru. Idiot. The same sick games, the same
> Alan Baker. Clue time. You have never shown up and you will never
> show up. Which is why I will, as I have done several times before,
> ski up to the tower, see nothing that resembles a pathetic stalking
> dickless nutless freak, and go to lunch. Assuming I stop for lunch.

And suddenly you've made the possibility that you'll even be there at
noon less than a certainty.

> No negotiation with a deranged pathological liar. No discussion with
> a delusional insane stalking freak. Time, place and day set. DIAPER
> UP!!!! Invoking Baker rule. Be there or be Alan Baker, hiding and
> quivering in fear.

Remember:

Until you tell me precisely when you mean, we have no agreement to meet.

I do not agree to meet you unless you'll tell me the precise date you mean.

Do you mean noon on Thursday, December 2, 2021 at the location in this
photograph?

<https://www.google.com/maps/@50.0684798,-122.9460925,3a,39.4y,337.05h,92.03t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sk57iJcU-p0udQuyjsiuX2Q!2e0!7i13312!8i6656>

Yes or no, Scottie.

Or are you too much of a pussy to answer?

:-)

[twob...@gmail.com]

You are insane. Go fuck yourself, freak.

[Alan]

On 2021-11-29 9:29 p.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
> You are insane. Go fuck yourself, freak.

Your cop-out.

[twob...@gmail.com]

And once again, Alan "Mad Dog" Baker is given an exact time, date, and place, and he pussies out. Plays sick games to give himself an excuse for his cowardice. But he's changing his diapers with every post. Ridiculous. Cowardly, manipulative, deranged, insane, and normal for this pathetic dickless freak.
Same old, same old. Nothing has changed for this freak and nothing ever will.
REPORT ME!!!!!
Thanks for fucking yourself and proving, once again, that you are a stalking nutless freak with no manhood or honor. As usual.
Invoking Baker rule. I knew what you would do, and you did it. As usual. PPPPPUUUUUUSSSSSSSYYYYYYY!

[Alan]

No, Scottie.

I have not been given an exact date.

"Thursday" is NOT an exact date.

I've asked for clarification repeatedly...

...but you won't give it.

I'll ask again: