"Padres Booze and Condoms" -- Final repost

[Eviel Dewar]

"Padres Booze And Condoms"
(Zevon/Williams)

Well I went to church on Sunday
The way I always do
Nearly dropped dead when I saw
Schattie buggered in the pew

He was colon high in pecker
He was reeking of cheap booze
Saw padres booze and condoms
Wearin' nothin' but their shoes

I'm an innocent bystander
Suddenly dumbstruck
A priest in his ass and in his face
Had Schattie in the buck
Had Schattie in the buck
Had Schattie in the buck

Schattie's riding off to Lourdes
He's a desperate man
Seekin' padres, booze and condoms
His shit has hit their glans.