Trunky the Blowman - repost

[Eviel Dewar]

Assorted verses -- mostly by Horvath

Trunky the Blowman
Had a giant melon head
With a big fat gut and a gay trunk butt
How we wish that he was dead!

There must have some magic in that two by four they found,
for when they shoved it up his ass, he began to dance around.


Trunky the Blowman
had a lifestyle he enjoys
with an old crack pipe and a broken bike
and molesting little boys.

He must have had an anyorism just before he's born
Because he's brain dead all his life
and watches all-gay porn.

Trunky the Blowman
is a fairy guy they say.
He was puffy as dough
but the children know
that he molested them that day.

He chased them down the streets of town
right to a traffic cop.
He had his winky in his hand
when he heard him holler, "Stop!"

For Trunky the Blowman
had to hurry on his way
But he then jacked off saying,
"Don't you cry, I'll be cumming again someday."

Jacketty jack-jack, jacketty jack-jack. Look at Trunky go!
Snortetty snort snort, snorttey snort snort, snorting the hills
of snow!