Best Ski-T's Captions
Space Elder
Anne Marie wrote:
> I'm always on the look out for interesting, comical and outrageous ski
> T-shirts, mainly cool pics and sayings. My two favourite were purchased
> at Whistler...
>
> 1. Go to Heaven, Ski like Hell!
> 2. Life's too short to ski with ugly men!
>
> Have a favourite too?
>
3. Just because I slept with you last night doesn't mean I'll ski with you
this morning
:-)
>
> Skiingly,
> AM
lal_truckee
"No Moderation"
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Before you buy.
Penny S.
>
> > I'm always on the look out for interesting, comical and outrageous ski
> > T-shirts, mainly cool pics and sayings. My two favourite were purchased
> > at Whistler...
> >
> > 1. Go to Heaven, Ski like Hell!
> > 2. Life's too short to ski with ugly men!
> >
> this morning
5. work sucks, I'm going skiing
uglytim
Whistler.
:-(
UT :-)
RL
The list so far
>>> 1. Go to Heaven, Ski like Hell!
sweatshirt, very old, battered)
>>> 2. Life's too short to ski with ugly men!
>> this morning
>5. work sucks, I'm going skiing
"Yeah I'm a girl, but I'm ahead of you" (on the back)
"It must really suck to ski like you do"
"Hey wussie girl, hold my skis while I kiss your boyfriend"
"Save us from Save our Canyons"
"Help Clean Up America.......graphic of snowboarder upside down in a
trash can"
"Redondee, French for can't tele"
"If it were easy it would be called snowboarding"
"Yield to the princess" Not a tee shirt, but a sticker on my Thule
box.
RL
endlessseason
>
>Today I am wearing my Big White evolution of skiing
>shirt...it's the more elaborate version, with 10 steps from
>monkey through the skiing ages and back to a snowboader coming
>the other way to meet the pinnacle of evolution, Bigairus
>Extremus.
>
>ant_______________________
>Tales of my US/Canada skitrips:
>http://www.ant.50megs.com/
>
>
Hey Ant, I really like that evolution of skiing shirt, too.
BTW, do you guys have that 'down under' local hill up and
running yet?
Ann Marie, have you decided to go to Hood this summer since the
Utah trip didn't happen?
My favorite caption of all-time will appear as the "Thought for
the Month" on my site, starting next week. I saw a variation of
it recently on a t-shirt in a Tahoe rental shop and it still
makes me laugh:
Hey Kid! Do you want some really big air?......Pull my finger.
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Richard Walsh
uglytim wrote in message <95930199...@squid1.canberra.net.au>...
>Yeah I can do all that.
>But do I have to have FUN...
>;-)
>
>UT
>
>>
>>I'll ski with almost anyone as long as they can keep up with me, don't
>>whine or complain, get up early, take minimal breaks, ski till the lifts
>>close (conditions permitting) and mostly have FUN. Plus who can really
>>see what you look like wearing goggles and a hat? My next T should
>>read...Just because I skied with you, doesn't mean I'll sleep with you ;-)
>>
I've seen most of those. I've also seen one with a caption sorta like:
"Ski Like a Girl, You're Following One Now" (this was, of course,
written on the back of a tee shirt. Sound like the girls I ski with.
RW
bobaloobob
must say. It has all the excuses you used when you got
embarassed
in the Shut Stumpy Up Memorial Downhill at Whistler.
For those of you who don't remember, Kerrison bragged that she
could beat Buddha in a downhill race. She got beat so bad she
wasn't even in sight when Buddha crossed the finish line. Then
she got a shirt made.
REASONS I GOT MY CRAPBUGGERSHIT ASS HUMILIATED BY BUDDHA
1. My skis were horrible, even though they were race room
specials from Blizzard.
2. Buddha cheated. He was supposed to ski slow.
3. I pulled a hamstring the day before, but conveniently forgot
to mention it to anybody until after I was humiliated.
4. I am so ugly the snow was scared of me and slowed me down.
5. I was hungover.
6. I spent all my energy fucking Boots the night before.
7. I was afraid Buddha would beat me up because he is a horribly
abusive man, and I knew if I beat him, he would shoot me because
he always skis with a gun (that's what I told the judge, so it
has
to be true).
8. He took up the whole run.
9. I got lost, even though it was the only run to the bottom
10. I am a crapbuggershit skier who bragged and got called on
her
bluff. I hate Scott for exposing me as a miserable excuse for a
skier, and I've been trying to get even ever since.
Bobaloobob
In article <392dc0bd@info-int>, "Ant" <an...@geocities.com>
wrote:
>Anne Marie <mailto:annemarieN...@home.com> wrote
>>
>> I'm always on the look out for interesting, comical and
outrageous ski
>> T-shirts, mainly cool pics and sayings. My two favourite
were purchased
>> at Whistler...
>
>I got a nifty one at whistler last year, the skiier's excuse
shirt. it's
>covered in captions, and they all apply to me. It's made by
some company
>called Scared Stiff, was a bit pricey but a must-have item.
>Today I am wearing my Big White evolution of skiing
shirt...it's the more
>elaborate version, with 10 steps from monkey through the
skiing ages and
>back to a snowboader coming the other way to meet the pinnacle
of
>evolution, Bigairus Extremus.
>
>
>--
>ant_______________________
>Tales of my US/Canada skitrips:
>http://www.ant.50megs.com/
>
>
>
>
Bev
> For those of you who don't remember, Kerrison bragged that she
> could beat Buddha in a downhill race. She got beat so bad she
> wasn't even in sight when Buddha crossed the finish line.
So this was the high point of your life? How nice to have such a
wonderful memory to cherish. You must be very proud. Just think, no
matter what shit the rest of your life may bring, you will always be able
to look back and remember that you beat Anthea in a ski race. You're
indeed fortunate.
Pity there was no videotape...
--
Cheers,
Bev
===========
Ski Bandini
bobaloobob
how the scumbags of rsa ignore anything that paints them in a bad
light.
If you think that was the highlight of Scott's life, you have
another thought coming. After all, he has yet to make death
threats, stalk people, make harassing phone calls, mailbomb,
slander, conspire to commit perjury, or commit perjury in order
to
control this sick newsgroup.
Think of all the highlights of life you and your sick friends
have
enjoyed that Scott hasn't enjoyed.
In one sense, though, you are right. There are few things in
life
Scott enjoyed more than humiliating that thieving bitch. He
would
love to blow your sick fat ass off the hill, too. Wanna race,
you
big mouthed bitch?
We thought not.
Got anything else nasty to say, Bev?
What a disgusting human being you are. Do you get your jollies
trying to tear down your betters?
Because if that is the case, you have plenty of highlights left,
as most of the world is your ethical better.
Bobaloobob, putting another fish in the creel.
By the way, Bev, got anything to say about how Anthea ran her
mouth off, bragged, and was humiliated? I thought not. But then
again, anyone who would have anything to do with such a vile
bitch
is the same kind of vile bitch.
In article <392E0A67...@ktb.net>, Bev <bas...@ktb.net>
wrote:
Mel Mann
Telemarkimg:
More Luck Than Skill
More Guts than Brains
Also the 80s saying "short skis - short unit" has me womdering if there
should be a new version for shaped skis 8^)>
Mel
Ant
uglytim
Ant
"endlessseason" <xpdncN...@netzero.net.invalid> wrote
> Hey Ant, I really like that evolution of skiing shirt, too.
It was teh first ski souvenir I bought overseas, on my first trip. This
is the best version of the "evolution" joke, too, each step of evolution
is very carefully done...there's the hotdogger, complete with rear entry
boots (and some Olin IVs, I think), the 50's leather boots mob...each
one quite accurate. Especially the snowboarder.
> BTW, do you guys have that 'down under' local hill up and
> running yet?
We had a tidy little snowfall last week, and we've been watching this
huge cold front moving in for the last 2 weeks. it's arrived bang on
schedule, some are predicting 50cm which is a HUGE dump for us. I was
planning to head up tonight and get amongst it, but gales are forecast,
so next weekend will have to do. The lifts get fired up on teh Queen's
Birthday Long Weekend, can't remember if that's the first in June or
not.
Things are looking encouraging.
ant
Peter McMillan
>The lifts get fired up on teh Queen's
>Birthday Long Weekend, can't remember if that's the first in June or
>not.
It's the second weekend in June this year.
>Things are looking encouraging.
Indeed they are. Been watching the cameras today and there's not much
yet, but the weather bureau says it should start happening tonight.
Cheers,
Peter
If you change dot com to dot au,
there's a better chance you message will get through.
Penny S.
>
> The list so far
> >>> 1. Go to Heaven, Ski like Hell!
> (this is the Blackcomb one, refers to the 7th Heaven. I have a
> sweatshirt, very old, battered)
> >>> 2. Life's too short to ski with ugly men!
> >>3. Just because I slept with you last night doesn't mean I'll ski with
you
> >> this morning
> >4 no friends on powder days
> >5. work sucks, I'm going skiing
> >6"No Moderation"
> "Yeah I'm a girl, but I'm ahead of you" (on the back)
> "It must really suck to ski like you do"
> "Hey wussie girl, hold my skis while I kiss your boyfriend"
> "Save us from Save our Canyons"
> "Help Clean Up America.......graphic of snowboarder upside down in a
> trash can"
> "If it were easy it would be called snowboarding"
Black diamonds are a girls best friend
Zorak
Warp Factor 6, Mr. Sulu.
INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Caution! Blind Skier.
Protected by Taco Bell
How many trees have you hit today?
Save a mouse, Eat a pussy.
Osama Bin Laden Rules!
Henny Youngman Rules!
Buddha is a Skank!
Definition: Herbie .. One cubic mouthful.
BrritSki
>
Do you guys get Evian mineral water over there with the nice pastel pink
logo and powder blue mountains in the background ?
Girl I saw at an Ani di Franco concert had a t-shirt with the same
mountains, colours etc, but the word was Naive (Evian backwards if
you're a little slow today). Not exactly skiing, but nice mountains, on
and in the shirt :-)
bdubya
induced false memory, but
"Free your heels....and your ass will follow"
BW
RL
wrote:
>RL <rski_so...@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
>> "Save us from Save our Canyons"
>
>So I suppose you like the idea of a 50,000 square foot "patrol shack"
>on an 11,000 ft. peak? Let's put it in your backyard, eh.
>
>Save us from rampant, unneccesary ski area expansion would be a better
>one.
>
>-klaus
>
klaus you are a toad today. Methinks you need to go fishing.
Its just a list of tee shirt slogans, not a list of tee shirts I own,
or approve of or would wear.
RL
Peter McMillan
snowfalls have started. There's a decent image at
http://thredbo.com.au/Winter00/Weather/ThredboCams/BotCrackers.htm
Every other snowcam I've looked at this morning has been snowed over
or buried in fog and clouds, but this particular image is from very
low altitude - about 1300m, whereas most of our ski areas are between
1600 and 2000m. Anyway, it's snowing, I'm happy, life is good.
boogernugget
>
> > From: "Penny S." <psc...@nextdim.com>
> > Organization: Internet Ventures Usenet Services
> > Newsgroups: rec.skiing.alpine
> > Date: Fri, 26 May 2000 06:48:35 -0700
> > Subject: Re: Best Ski-T's Captions
> >
> >
> >>
> >> The list so far
> >>>>> 1. Go to Heaven, Ski like Hell!
> >> (this is the Blackcomb one, refers to the 7th Heaven. I have a
> >> sweatshirt, very old, battered)
> >>>>> 2. Life's too short to ski with ugly men!
> >>>> 3. Just because I slept with you last night doesn't mean I'll ski with
> > you
> >>>> this morning
> >>> 4 no friends on powder days
> >>> 5. work sucks, I'm going skiing
> >>> 6"No Moderation"
> >> "Yeah I'm a girl, but I'm ahead of you" (on the back)
> >> "It must really suck to ski like you do"
> >> "Hey wussie girl, hold my skis while I kiss your boyfriend"
> >> trash can"
> >> "Randondee, French for can't tele"
> >> "If it were easy it would be called snowboarding"
> >
> > Black diamonds are a girls best friend
> >
> >
> Taste the High Country-Vail. <a Take Off of Coors Ad Slogan>
"Eschew Obfuscation"
bn
Penny S
"boogernugget" <booger...@psiweb.net> wrote in message
news:392F1A...@psiweb.net...
> "Eschew Obfuscation"
>
> bn
So what does this have to do with skiing, huh?
boogernugget
I blew my nose in it while skiing Yyyy.
bn
Ant
>Indeed they are. Been watching the cameras today and there's not much
> yet, but the weather bureau says it should start happening tonight.
have a look at the snowcams now!!!! Woo hoo. mind you, the amount
settling on my deck this morning makes me happy all my cameras are
loaded with filum and waiting for tomorrow morning. wish I had a digital
camera.
--
broadcastb
"boogernugget" <booger...@psiweb.net> wrote in message
news:392F54...@psiweb.net...
Hollywood Horvath
>Today I am wearing my Big White evolution of skiing shirt...it's the more
>elaborate version, with 10 steps from monkey through the skiing ages and
>back to a snowboader coming the other way to meet the pinnacle of
>evolution, Bigairus Extremus.
I thought you said you didn't wear underwear?
(I prefer white tank tops.)
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Ant
Hollywood Horvath <Holl...@Horvath.net> wrote
> I thought you said you didn't wear underwear?
well why would anyone wear underwear?
> (I prefer white tank tops.)
this top has long sleeves so I don't think it qualifies. They didn't have
any tank tops with this design on them.
David Hockenberger
>
> ?
> ? The list so far
> ? ??? 1. Go to Heaven, Ski like Hell!
> ? (this is the Blackcomb one, refers to the 7th Heaven. I have a
> ? sweatshirt, very old, battered)
> ? ??? 2. Life's too short to ski with ugly men!
> ? ??3. Just because I slept with you last night doesn't mean I'll ski with
> you
> ? ?? this morning
> ? ?4 no friends on powder days
> ? ?5. work sucks, I'm going skiing
> ? ?6"No Moderation"
> ? "Yeah I'm a girl, but I'm ahead of you" (on the back)
> ? "It must really suck to ski like you do"
> ? "Hey wussie girl, hold my skis while I kiss your boyfriend"
> ? "Save us from Save our Canyons"
> ? "Help Clean Up America.......graphic of snowboarder upside down in a
> ? trash can"
> ? "Randondee, French for can't tele"
> ? "If it were easy it would be called snowboarding"
>
> Black diamonds are a girls best friend
A)
More Mountain than Aspen
More Snow than Vail
More Sun than Sun Valley
More Lifts than Snowmass
More bars than Utah
Steamboat
B)
Life or Death Ski Club
Skiing is not a matter
of life or death .....
It's more important than that
C)
Chicks dig us
cause we ski longboards
David 'Ski Hawksnest' Hockenberger
dwh...@pagesz.net
Vail - needs a cool T-shirt slogan
Michael C. Watz
Powder - it's like trying to explain sex to a virgin
endlessseason
For years, I liked to wear my favorite summer ski t-shirt. So
much so that I wore it out. It had holes and wore thin and the
long message was missing a few parts--it just lost it's
sentiment.
It had a serene looking meadow scene, blue sky, and this message:
If you really love something, set it free. If it doesn't come
back, hunt it down and kill it!
"Looking for some REALLY BIG air? Pull my finger."
http://cramski.com
uglytim
I like my "Chicks dig scars" Tee
:-)
UT
david mann
: So what does this have to do with skiing, huh?
Reality Check: You *did* post this to RSA, remember.
Vail - irony meter is redlined
Oskari Kettunen
Space Elder <tfitz...@cbsi.org> wrote in message
news:392DA218...@cbsi.org...
> 3. Just because I slept with you last night doesn't mean I'll ski with you
> this morning
A finnish magazine sells T-shirts, with the same idea, printed like this:
if I
SLEEP
with you
TONIGHT
it doesn't mean I'll
SKI
with you
TOMORROW
(with the words in caps printed much larger than the rest, of course...)
Slight variation, but a big difference.
aOK
endlessseason
Picture a big guy-260, long dishwater blonde frizzy hair,
tattoos, several days unshaven. He's wearing a too-small black t-
shirt that simply says:
>plays well with others
>
Saw it on the street yesterday and had to share.
.
.
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