Mad Dog Alan Baker Craps His Diapers Again

twob...@gmail.com

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Dec 2, 2021, 9:59:34 PM12/2/21

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As usual, Baker didn't show up. The same pathetic excuses, the same dickless cowardice, the same insane games. The same Alan Baker, a truly despicable stalking, lying, disgusting, cowardly ppppppppuuuuuuusssssssyyyyyy.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alan

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Dec 2, 2021, 11:39:49 PM12/2/21

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On 2021-12-02 6:59 p.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
> As usual, Baker didn't show up. The same pathetic excuses, the same dickless cowardice, the same insane games. The same Alan Baker, a truly despicable stalking, lying, disgusting, cowardly ppppppppuuuuuuusssssssyyyyyy.
> BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>

Were you there today, Scottie?

You should have said it was today.

I guess you were too much of a pussy to actually let me know all the
details of a meeting you claim you wanted to set.

:-)

twob...@gmail.com

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Dec 3, 2021, 1:00:24 AM12/3/21

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYY
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Change your diapers. You are insane. Go fuck yourself.

Alan

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Dec 3, 2021, 12:21:51 PM12/3/21

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Simple question, Scottie...

...which we all know you'll duck:

Yes or no: did you tell me the precise date on which you would be there?

twob...@gmail.com

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Dec 3, 2021, 12:30:32 PM12/3/21

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BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Simple question, pppppppppuuuuuuusssssssyyyyyyy.
Have you changed your diapers?
You are insane. Go fuck yourself, freak.

Alan

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Dec 3, 2021, 1:07:12 PM12/3/21

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See, I called it.

If you weren't afraid that a meeting might actually happen, you'd have
been happy to give the date.

But as always, you left one piece of information missing that is crucial
to two people being in the same place at the time.

Just as you always have.

The only possible conclusion is that you're a pussy.

twob...@gmail.com

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Dec 3, 2021, 1:11:22 PM12/3/21

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On Friday, December 3, 2021 at 10:07:12 AM UTC-8, Alan wrote:
> On 2021-12-03 9:30 a.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
> > On Friday, December 3, 2021 at 9:21:51 AM UTC-8, Alan wrote:
> >> On 2021-12-02 10:00 p.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
> >>> On Thursday, December 2, 2021 at 8:39:49 PM UTC-8, Alan wrote:
> >>>> On 2021-12-02 6:59 p.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
> >>>>> As usual, Baker didn't show up. The same pathetic excuses, the same dickless cowardice, the same insane games. The same Alan Baker, a truly despicable stalking, lying, disgusting, cowardly ppppppppuuuuuuusssssssyyyyyy.
> >>>>> BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> >>>>>
> >>>> Were you there today, Scottie?
> >>>>
> >>>> You should have said it was today.
> >>>>
> >>>> I guess you were too much of a pussy to actually let me know all the
> >>>> details of a meeting you claim you wanted to set.
> >>>>
> >>>> :-)
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> PPPPPPPPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYY
> >>> BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> >>> Change your diapers. You are insane. Go fuck yourself.
> >>>
> >> Simple question, Scottie...
> >>
> >> ...which we all know you'll duck:
> >>
> >> Yes or no: did you tell me the precise date on which you would be there?
> >
> > BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
> > Simple question, pppppppppuuuuuuusssssssyyyyyyy.
> > Have you changed your diapers?
> > You are insane. Go fuck yourself, freak.
> >
> See, I called it.

Wrong. I called it. I said you would play the same sick games, pussy out, then play more sick games to rationalize your cowardice, and that's exactly what you did.

>
> If you weren't afraid that a meeting might actually happen, you'd have
> been happy to give the date.
>

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

> But as always, you left one piece of information missing that is crucial
> to two people being in the same place at the time.

Actually, I told you what you left out. Your balls. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>
> Just as you always have.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>
> The only possible conclusion is that you're a pussy.

The only possible conclusion is that you are an insane, pathetic, laughable, deranged, cowardly, nutless, dickless pppppppppuuuuuuuusssssssyyyyyy.
Invoking Baker rule. It has been a pleasure fucking with you, but I am bored. Bring back Huggies and Pussy Fart!!!!!!
Go fuck yourself.

Alan

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Dec 3, 2021, 1:12:34 PM12/3/21

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I didn't play any games. I asked for simple piece of information...

...and you refused to provide it.

>>
>> If you weren't afraid that a meeting might actually happen, you'd
>> have been happy to give the date.
>>
> BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> But as always, you left one piece of information missing that is
>> crucial to two people being in the same place at the time.
>
> Actually, I told you what you left out. Your balls.
> BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>> Just as you always have.
>
> BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>> The only possible conclusion is that you're a pussy.
>
> The only possible conclusion is that you are an insane, pathetic,
> laughable, deranged, cowardly, nutless, dickless
> pppppppppuuuuuuuusssssssyyyyyy. Invoking Baker rule. It has been a
> pleasure fucking with you, but I am bored. Bring back Huggies and
> Pussy Fart!!!!!! Go fuck yourself.

What's your explanation for all the words you posted rather than just
typing "yes" when I specifically asked if you mean December 2?

twob...@gmail.com

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Dec 3, 2021, 7:58:30 PM12/3/21

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You are insane. Go fuck yourself.

Alan

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Dec 3, 2021, 8:01:49 PM12/3/21

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On 2021-12-03 4:58 p.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
> You are insane. Go fuck yourself.

Right on schedule?

Failed to stop replying to me and now you put as much distance between
the question I asked and the text you've replied with because you lack
any self-control.

Question:

Why couldn't you simply have said "Yes" when asked if December 2, 2021
was the Thursday to which you were referring?

Hmmm?

twob...@gmail.com

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Dec 3, 2021, 8:35:24 PM12/3/21

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On Friday, December 3, 2021 at 5:01:49 PM UTC-8, Alan wrote:
> On 2021-12-03 4:58 p.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
> > You are insane. Go fuck yourself.
> Right on schedule?

You spout insane bullshit, I tell you that you are batshit crazy right on schedule.

>
> Failed to stop replying to me and now you put as much distance between
> the question I asked and the text you've replied with because you lack
> any self-control.
>
> Question:
>
> Why couldn't you simply have said "Yes" when asked if December 2, 2021
> was the Thursday to which you were referring?
>
> Hmmm?

Because I don't play your insane games and you are too insane to realize it, idiot. Change your diapers. You are insane. Go fuck yourself. Change your diapers.

Alan

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Dec 3, 2021, 9:09:02 PM12/3/21

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On 2021-12-03 5:35 p.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Friday, December 3, 2021 at 5:01:49 PM UTC-8, Alan wrote:
>> On 2021-12-03 4:58 p.m., twob...@gmail.com wrote:
>>> You are insane. Go fuck yourself.
>> Right on schedule?
>
> You spout insane bullshit, I tell you that you are batshit crazy right on schedule.
>>
>> Failed to stop replying to me and now you put as much distance between
>> the question I asked and the text you've replied with because you lack
>> any self-control.
>>
>> Question:
>>
>> Why couldn't you simply have said "Yes" when asked if December 2, 2021
>> was the Thursday to which you were referring?
>>
>> Hmmm?
>
> Because I don't play your insane games and you are too insane to realize it, idiot. Change your diapers. You are insane. Go fuck yourself. Change your diapers.

Why is asking for the date you meant an "insane game", Scottie?

More importantly, if what you really wanted was a meeting...

...why wouldn't you just tell me the date?

The only logical conclusion is that you ALWAYS leave at least one
important detail of an actual meeting out...

...because you're afraid someone will call your bluff.