The ten most annoying musical instruments
A mighty Hungarian warrior
10 Harp
9 Tuba
8 lyre
7 Oboe
6 Cowbell
5 Jew's harp
4 Vuvvzela
3 Gong
2 Accordion
1 Bagpipes
And for an honorable mention. Drumroll please. (joke intended,)
Second fiddle.
Please feel free to discuss this.
Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012.
Hor...@Horvath.net
A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me
VtSkier
> Starting from number ten.
>
> 10 Harp
> 9 Tuba
Only when NOT part of an ensemble.
> 8 lyre
See "harp" above.
> 7 Oboe
Great solo instrument, similar twin reed sound to
a bagpipe chanter.
> 6 Cowbell
Only when NOT on a cow.
> 5 Jew's harp
Where would The Band's 'Up on Cripple Creek' be without one?
> 4 Vuvvzela
Well yeah. You got one right.
> 3 Gong
Only when struck more than once.
> 2 Accordion
See LAL's earlier post.
> 1 Bagpipes
See 'harp' above.
>
>
> And for an honorable mention. Drumroll please. (joke intended,)
>
>
> Second fiddle.
So a friend's boat is named "Second Fiddle" since his wife
informed him in no uncertain terms, when he was about to
buy it, that she would NEVER be second fiddle to any boat!
>
>
> Please feel free to discuss this.
That OK for a start?
>
>
> Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012.
I think I'll vote for James Arthur Strohm if it's
all the same to you.
twobuddha
Kewl!!!!! Another stalking psychopathic pathological liar endores
James Arthur Strohm!!!!!!!
A mighty Hungarian warrior
this crap:
>On 6/16/2010 9:04 PM, A mighty Hungarian warrior wrote:
>> Starting from number ten.
>>
>> 10 Harp
>The voice of the gods. How can this be on the list at all?
"The voice of the gods?" Where did you hear that?
>
>> 9 Tuba
>Only when NOT part of an ensemble.
Exactly.
>> 8 lyre
>See "harp" above.
See my answer above.
>> 7 Oboe
>Great solo instrument, similar twin reed sound to
>a bagpipe chanter.
Exactly. Annoying. Sounds like a cat whose tail was stepped on.
>> 6 Cowbell
>Only when NOT on a cow.
Have you ever seen a cowbell on a cow?
>> 5 Jew's harp
>Where would The Band's 'Up on Cripple Creek' be without one?
Top ten.
>> 4 Vuvvzela
>Well yeah. You got one right.
>
>> 3 Gong
>Only when struck more than once.
When is it only struck once?
>> 2 Accordion
>See LAL's earlier post.
Accordion is the second most annoying instrument on the planet.
>> 1 Bagpipes
>See 'harp' above.
See what I said about harp and oboe.
>>
>> And for an honorable mention. Drumroll please. (joke intended,)
>>
>>
>> Second fiddle.
>So a friend's boat is named "Second Fiddle" since his wife
>informed him in no uncertain terms, when he was about to
>buy it, that she would NEVER be second fiddle to any boat!
>>
>>
>> Please feel free to discuss this.
>That OK for a start?
>>
>>
>> Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012.
>I think I'll vote for James Arthur Strohm if it's
>all the same to you.
You *will* vote for Sarah Palin.
These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along. Move along.
A mighty Hungarian warrior
warrior<Ha...@Weiner.com> wrote this crap:
>Starting from number ten.
>
>10 Harp
>9 Tuba
>8 lyre
>7 Oboe
>6 Cowbell
>5 Jew's harp
>4 Vuvvzela
>3 Gong
>2 Accordion
>1 Bagpipes
>
>
>And for an honorable mention. Drumroll please. (joke intended,)
>
>
>Second fiddle.
>
>
>Please feel free to discuss this.
I got my new vuvuzela today. I'll be practicing all day.
But I won't be playing, "Danny Boy."
And I'll never play second fiddle.
Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. Repeal the nightmares.
Hor...@Horvath.net
A mighty Hungarian warrior
The blood of Attila runs through me
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Walt
> I got my new vuvuzela today. I'll be practicing all day.
I was wondering what that sound was. I figured it was a Walrus that had
beached itself near Toledo with a case of dysentery. I stand corrected.
//Walt
Dave Cartman
A mighty Hungarian warrior<Ha...@Weiner.com> wrote:
> I got my new vuvuzela today. I'll be practicing all day.
Here's a song written for the vuvuzela for you to practice. This one
always makes me cry.
http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2010/06/breaking-balls-sonata.html
Yabahoobs
wrote:
> On Wed, 16 Jun 2010 20:04:21 -0500, A mighty Hungarian
> warrior<Ha...@Weiner.com> wrote this crap:
>
>
>
> >Starting from number ten.
>
> >10 Harp
> >9 Tuba
> >8 lyre
> >7 Oboe
> >6 Cowbell
> >5 Jew's harp
> >4 Vuvvzela
> >3 Gong
> >2 Accordion
> >1 Bagpipes
>
> >And for an honorable mention. Drumroll please. (joke intended,)
>
> >Second fiddle.
>
> >Please feel free to discuss this.
>
> I got my new vuvuzela today. I'll be practicing all day.
>
> But I won't be playing, "Danny Boy."
>
> And I'll never play second fiddle.
>
> Vote for Palin-Brown in 2012. Repeal the nightmares.
>
>
> A mighty Hungarian warrior
> The blood of Attila runs through me
>